when I am king...when I am king... things are going to change around here...
television singing contest like X-Factor or any similar programs will be banned. every single person who has previously won such a contest must prove there musical worth by displaying the ability to write and create at least one completely original song. those who do not impress will be put to death by firing squad.
the serving of bacon at breakfast will be made mandatory, vegetarians may choose artificial bacon (Facon). pig farmers and breeders will be handsomely rewarded for their great service to the crown. if anyone refuses to partake the will be put on death row.
with the exception of inside Gyms and other sporting centers, the wearing of tracksuits, tracksuit bottoms and jogging bottoms (sweatpants to you Americans) shall be outlawed. this will be part of the anti-chavery act, including the outlawing of Burberry hats, nike shocks, Argos jewellery, the riding of mini-motorcycles if you are ov
butterfly kisseshe told me he played tic-tac-toe on his armbutterfly kisses3 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
with a razorblade once
and showed me the scars to prove it
i grazed my fingers over his forearm
marked with faint white lines
that made me scared i would lose him someday
and i thought back to that one time
when he was drunk and i could hear
the urgency in his voice as he stood on a ledge
but all i could feel was his heart beating faster then
when i touched the stories permanently inscribed
in his skin
and his left hand tracing the outline of my jaw
and even the tickle of his eyelashes against my cheek
as we sat in the backseat of his nissan.