BTTxReader- I Don't Care If I'm Selfish- P1
BTTxReader- I Don't Care If I'm Selfish- P1
Gilbert's arm was around my waist. He was drunk again, and I had to drive him home like always, because he knew for a fact that I don't drink.
"Ahahahahaha!" Gilbert was laughing maniacally, and it was creeping me out.
"Bow down to my awesomeness!"
"Yes Mr.Awesome, but I have to drive you home first."
I shoved him into the backseat, and buckeled him up nice and tightly. I turned the radio on, and drove to his house in silence. Well it was silent except for him singing to the radio. Pulling up to his apartment, I exited my car, opened one of the back doors, unbuckled Gilbert, and pulled him out of the car. I slammed it shut, and locked my car by pressing a button on my car keys. I slid his arm over my shoulder, and together we walked to the front door. I presses the number to Gilbert's apartment with his two best buddies, or so he told me.
"Hola?" A fuzzy voiced asked.
"Hello, I have Gilbert with me, so can you buzz me in?"
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BTTxReader- I Don't Care If I'm Selfish- P2
You yawned while snugging into something under you. It's so squishy..... You opened your eyes, to see a sleeping Gilbert underneath you. I must've moved around in my sleep, like I usually do, and ended up on top of him. He squirmed a bit when you poked him, trying to wake him up, but after a few minutes you got bored and rolled of him and the couch with your blanket, and landed on the floor. Ouch, that hurt.
Picking yourself up off of the ground, you noticed that Antonio was passed out on another couch. You picked up your blanket from the floor, and placed it ontop of him. You made your way into their kitchen, figuring everyone would like you more if you made breakfast for them. Let's see, how about I make some french toast and coffee? Or pancakes? Or waffles? Or eggs and bacon? Gilbert likes bacon. What to make, what to make. You decided on making all of them, figuring that whatever they didn't eat, they could jus
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BTTxReader- I Don't Care If I'm Selfish- Part A1
If they're talking about me, then I deserve to know. You snuck to the kitchen slowly, and hid. You made sure to bring your plate as well, because if they caught you, then you would have an excuse.
"No! Francis! Listen to me!" You heard Antonio said.
"Why?~~" Francis whined.
"Because! I know how Gil feels!"
"What about how I feel?"
"You don't matter right now."
You heard a gasp and then, "How harsh you are!"
"Lo siento, but I'm just thinking of him."
"Fine." You heard footsteps.
Not wanting them to find you eavesdropping, you quickly walked into the kitchen. "_____! What are you doing here?" Antonio asked, not meeting your eyes. "I was just about to wash my plate." "Non!" You heard from Francis. "A girl as pretty as yourself shouldn't have to do housework!" "No it's okay, I made the mess in the first place. If you are finished with your food, then I'll wash your plate as well." You offered. "Merci, but I'm still eating." Francis sa
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BttxReader- I Don't Care If I'm Selfish- Wake Gilbert Up!- Part B2:II
It would be too mean if I woke him up with water. I guess I'll just have to wake him up nicely. You sighed.
You walked to the living room and gazed upon his face. You softly placed a hand on his cheek, and smiled. He looked so cute when he was sleeping, way different than when he was awake. Not that he wasn't cute when he was awake, it's just that when he was asleep he looked so innocent.
Poke! Hmmm, Poking his cheek didn't seem to wake him up. You shook him. Nothing. You shook him harder. He still didn't wake up.
You leaned in close to him. For a brief second you thought of waking him up with a kiss, but then you instantly blushed. But he's my friend! He may not even like me that way.
He looked so peaceful, you didn't want to wake him up. Instead you just decided to have a little fun until he woke up. You got up and picked a marker that was lying on the coffee table near the couch. You moved back to Gi
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BttxReader- I Don't Care If I'm Selfish- Wake Gilbert Up! - Part B2:I
Wake him up with cold water!! I know I really shouldn't...but I'm gonna anyways!~ I mean, it's his fault he probably has a hangover, I made breakfast for him, and I'm his friend so he won't be too mad.
You went into the kitchen and grabbed a large pot, filling it to the brim with cold water, and then putting it into the freezer. When you looked to the side, you noticed Francis staring at you.
"What are you doing?" He asked.
"Waking Gilbert up." You simply answered. When you saw him smile you asked him if he wanted to help.
"Okay, right now I'm just making the water really cold."
You both waited for a while, and you decided to strike up a conversation. "So how did you three meet?"
"Hmmm? Oh, the three of us met in highschool." He sighed while looking back on their time together. "We were the school heartbreakers! There was no one as good looking as us, and the ladies all loved us~!"
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You sighed, pulling the covers off of your three roommates, "It's two o'clock. Way past time to wake up."
"Nein, _____. It's much too early." Gilbert muttered, snuggling up to Antonio, who lay beside him, for warmth.
"Oui. You could get in the bed with us, Cherie. It would be nice. We could have sex and zhen sleep until midnight like always." Francis chuckled perversely.
"Always? What universe are you living in, Francis…?"
"A better one than yours, apparently."
"Si, chica." Antonio put in, trying to shove Gil away, "Siesta time is muy importante."
"Come on, _____. You know you vant to come nap vith us." Gil opened his bright red eyes, looking up at you mischievously.
You rolled your eyes. This was the problem being the only girl in the house… You were the only sane one. You didn't know why you had agreed to move in with the three men-or more accurately boys. It was probably because you had thought them all gay at th
BTTxReaderBad IdeaBTTxReader3 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
You knew sharing a house with three guys wasn't a good idea. Far from it, it was a BAD idea.
If only you had realized that sooner.
"Ding Dong" You pressed the doorbell for the fifth time. Scowling you shifted your hold on the three bags you had under one arm. What the hell was taking them so long? You hadn't met the guys yet and already you were pissed at them.
"Are you their new, uh room mate?" a female voice came from the right. You twisted to look towards the voice. A brown haired girl stood on a well trimmed lawn.
"Yes...I guess I am." You smiled "Are they home?".
She grimaced "Honestly I don't know." Sighing you set your bags down and sat on the front step. "Great..... I'll have to wait for them." She looked at you sympateticaly. "I'm Elizabeta, and I
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BttxReader- I Don't Care If I'm Selfish- Part A2
I hate washing dishes.
You were washing dishes only because you brought your plate to the sink as an excuse to eavesdrop on them, and now you were stuck washing their dishes. Ever since Gilbert woke up, there was a lot more dishes than before. You filled the sink with hot water and soap so that you could finish the dishes quicker.
Gilbert walked over to you and asked if there was anymore food. "Nope, you ate it all." You replied.
"You didn't make enough."
"Nope, I'm sure you ate it all. Are you gaining weight?" You subtly said, just to see his reaction.
"What?!? No, of course not! I'm too awesome to gain weight!!" He sounded offended.
"Well you did eat all that food, mon ami.~" France laughed.
"I can see your belly poking out. You look a little more like Francis now." You teased Francis too, seeing as he wanted to join in the fun.
"Quoi?? I have you know that I am fit! I work out every day to look this good!" Francis was way more
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BttxReader- I Don't Care If I'm Selfish- Part B1
I can't eavesdrop on them! I wouldn't feel right. Plus this isn't even my house.
You decided to just wake up Gilbert instead. How to wake him up though? I'm not sure. Oooh! I could splash water on him! That might be a bit too mean....but it would also be fun. Maybe i should just wake him up like a regular person...nah.
You walked over to the couch he was laying on, and you stop for a minute to just watch him while he slept. .....He kind of looks cute... I mean.....I don't know what I mean...
You walked to the couch, and poked Gilbert on his cheek. You poked him again and again, but he wouldn't wake up!
Maybe I should splash water on him! Just to wake him up!
Should I? That might be too mean.....
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The first thing you noticed was that your head ached. The second thing you noticed was the smell. Old cheeseburger wrappers and empty two week old soda cans. "Why am I in Alfred's car?"
"You passed out," Alfred said, "good morning."
Groaning you got up, "I thought I was with Gil, Francis, and Toni…"
Alfred laughed, "You were…they ditched you for a bunch of chicks they met at the party."
"Oh right…party," you said and opened the door. "Well I got to get back, thanks for letting me crash here."
"Sure no prob," he said.
You ended up walking three blocks to the apartment you shared with your friends. "Yo! All skanks out of the apartment before I throw you out!" You shouted.
Gilbert, hanging on one of these women, shouted, "We aren't done!"
You glared, "I. Want. Them. Out."
"We're leaving," the girl said and left.
"What was that fo-." You slapped him across the face.
"That is for leaving me at the party."
Gilbert snickered and then jumped you. The two of you ended up wrestling on the floor
BTTxReader - Wouldn't Be The SameBTTxReader - Wouldn't Be The Same3 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
You hammer on the first bedroom door you come to. You thought you were used to living with the infamous trio by now, but sometimes they just took it a little too far.
The door gets pulled open and the Spaniard of the trio stands there, grinning, Good morning, chica. What could your beautiful self possibly want so early?
You cross your arms and glare at him, ignoring the fact his shirt was off and his grin was just too gorgeous.
Toni, where are they? you ask.
what? He genuinely looks confused as to why youre so angry, but you had learnt that he could put on a good act if he wanted, too.
You know what. Where the hell is all of my underwear?!
A smirk creeps across his face, Ah, you may want to ask next door. This time its not my fault.
What do you mean, this time?!
He chuckles nervously, Nothing! I wouldnt take Look, its not my fault, _______
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Bad Touch TrioxReader
"FRANSIS BONNEFOY!!! YOU GET YOUR ASS BACK HERE!!!!" You screamed running after the laughing frenchman.
Sliding around a corner, you jumped down the stairs of the small house you shared with the three members of BTT.
Francis had gone to far.
He could slap your ass, he could steal kisses, but he could NOT take your last bar of chocolate.
To others this would seem silly. Its just chocolate right?
You were a chocoholic and proud of it! And you deserved that chocolate damn it! You had a shitty day at work and you were looking forward to that bar all day.
For some reason it was the only one in your secret stash drawer. You were pretty sure you had atleast three in there. But before you could consider, Francis had leaned over your shoulder and snatched it away.
Running into the living room, your foot caught on something, causing you to fall face first onto to the floor.
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Another day of school, done. But we still failed to capture ________'s heart. We love to tease her a lot. I mean, we have been friends since middle school. But she always shuts us out. Like we're just some perverts not worth her time.... But you see... That's why we like her. She doesn't give us the time of the day. She just treats us like normal people. Not just swooning over us. Beating up other girls and calling them sluts to win our hearts. Nein, she's the girl we're after. But what she doesn't know is.. We have our ways. And today she was going to love us in one way, or another.
The guys and I made an awesome plan. But we have to get out of here fast. And get to ______'s place before her. We grabbed a basket, cloth and a bow and ran out the school to Toni's Ferrari and got going.
After another long day of math, perverts and gym. Its finally over! You said to yourself walking home. Little did you know there'd be 3 little surprises waiting for you.
O Christmas Tree- BTTxReader"Mein Gott…"O Christmas Tree- BTTxReader3 years ago in Romance More Like This
"Ay Dios mio…."
"I know, right?"
You and your three friends stared up at your ten foot tall Christmas tree in wonder.
"And you want us to decorate this…?" asked Gilbert, turning his red eyes on you.
"I'll help of course."
"_____.... This is going to take forever." Francis pointed out.
"Do you have a ladder?" Antonio asked, the gears turning in his head.
"Yes, yes I do, Antonio. Thank you for trying to help!" you stuck your tongue out at the other two and went to go grab the ladder from your garage.
"Well, gentlemen." Gil announced as soon as you had gone, "I see we have a mission."
"Yes, we do." Francis nodded solemnly.
"Wait, are you talking about decorating the Christmas tree or seducing ____?" asked Antonio, not quite grasping the plan.
"_______ of course!" shouted Gil and Francis simultaneously.
"So, what's the plan?" Gil asked his friends, mischief glinting in his eyes.
"I've got gingerbread cookies!" you shouted delightedly, skipping into th
BTTxReader: My Dearest Friends "Saying 'he was a racist' isn't an opening argument eyebrows!" Francis snapped beside you, standing up slightly in his seat. "I'm not satisfied and my partner is not either!"BTTxReader: My Dearest Friends3 years ago in Romance More Like This
He looked towards you expectantly but you simply froze for a second. Luckily at that point, Arthur, who was sitting across from you, stood up and shot a glare. "Well if you'd let me finish, I can actually support my argument you frog!"
Sighing, you looked at Elizabeta, sitting across from you with a similar expression. "I'm not even going to try and get a word in edgewise. I highly doubt that either of us will get heard."
Nodding, you tuned out for a few seconds. Today in American History class, your teacher had the idea of splitting up the class into 5 groups, two teams in each. Each team would debate on whether President Lincoln was racist or not. Unfortunately for you and Elizabeta, you were stuck on the team with two enemies pitted against one another.
Francis looked to you,
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"How do I look, [Name]?" asks Francis as he struts around in a dashing suit and tie.
"You look like a fool," You lie, eyes falling upon Antonio as he emerges from a dressing room.
"I look pretty cool, no?" Antonio asks now, adjusting the ridiculous sombrero. You nod approvingly to him, and that makes him smile widely.
"Well I think you look like a fool," Francis pouts and crosses his arms, then struts off to his dressing room after winking at a shopper, nearly making her swoon.
You sit on one of many black stools as the two come and go in various outfits, France swearing that he looks dead sexy in all of them. And, although he doesn't look too bad in any of them, you enjoy seeing his look of disappointment as he trudges back off to change again upon your harsh disapproval.
After a moment, Antonio comes back out, wearing his normal clothes. "I don't think this place is good for party clothes," he says with a sigh and sits nex
BTTxReader -Day Out BAM! 3 guys: A blond, a brunette, an albino burst in and scooped you into their Zonda. You didn’t even have time to respond, you just went with it, let them take you.BTTxReader -Day Out3 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
“Bounjour.” Francis took away the glass of milk that was in you hand and kissed it.
“Hola.” Antonio said as he went to your left.
“Hallo.” Gilbert smirked and went to your right.
You had your puzzling face on as the Spaniard and the Prussian carried you outside and the French opened the door for them. You batted your (color) eyes in confusion as they started the car.
“So many questions…” You merely uttered and looked at them. What the heck just happened? You were in your Perry the Platypus pajamas enjoying breakfast and your best friends decided to burst in your apartment and take you.
“Vhat else does it look like ve’re doing, frau? Kesesese!” Gilbert was
BTTxReader Part 2BTTxReaderBTTxReader Part 23 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Bad Idea Part 2
It had to be the hottest day of summer. You were sprawled on your bedroom floor in a yellow tank top and black shorts. The radio crackled on. "And todays forcast. In the high 90's for most of the day, creeping into the 100's by this afternoon."
You groaned. That meant you were going to be stuck in the house all day. At least the A/C worked. Kinda. It had a bad habit of sputtering and giving out only to turn its self back on.
"Why are you on the floor chica?" Twisting your head you smiled up at Antonio, one of the guys you had shared this house with for the past year and a half.
"Lets go out side chica!! It's beautiful out!" You stared at him, "Dude its almost 97 degrees out there." He grinned "So? We could have a water fight!" It sounded tempting. Very very tempting. "Will Gil and Francis be playing?"
He shrugged, "I dunno,
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"Come on _________, just this one party," your friend Eliza begged. For weeks she had been trying to get you out of your basement and to one of the many parties that were being thrown for the last few months of the school year.
You looked up from your math homework, "For the last time no. However, if you want to go and get wasted be my guest."
"But ____________~ anybody who's anybody is going to be there!" she whined. "Please, please, please, please, plllllllllllllleeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaase!"
"But Roderich is going to be there!" she whined. Her elaborate plan was to confess to him and if he didn't accept she could say she was drunk off her butt. "If I don't have a wingwoman I'm doomed!"
"Seriously wingwoman?" you asked. "Why don't you ask I don't know anybody but me!"
Eliza scowled, "I won't force you to wear a dress."
You glared at her.
"Ok, ok, I won't force you to dance either."
"Fine," you spat.
Eliza's face lit up, "Thank you, thank you, thank y
BTTXReaderEDIT!! THERE WILL BE A PART TWO!! CLAM YO TITS!!BTTXReader3 years ago in Romance More Like This
...the reader works in a bar, but she get's punched up and they save her!
Bad Touch Trio X Reader
Story by lilacgiraffe
Request by kalliatkuan
“Last call!” you shouted from behind the counter. Suddenly, people rushed to the bar top, wanting to get one last drink in before they were kicked out. You finished serving all the drinks and closed the tabs of all the customers. You sighed and brushed a (h/c) hair out of your face with your wrist as you washed the empty glasses that were behind the counter. Looking around, you huffed.
“Where the hell is the rest of the staff?” you thought, stepping from behind the counter to collect empty glasses. As you leaned over to wipe down a table, a hand smacked your butt. You turned, angry. “Oi, Mister,” you shouted at the drunk, “you can look but you can’t touch! Got it?” The man stood, wavering only slightly though he w
BTTXNeko!Reader Part 1You padded gently along the pavement on velvet feet under the soft glare of street lamps. Your last family had kicked you out upon learning your secret. Well, they had actually called the cops and you had made a run for it. You were currently hungry, homeless, and in need of a home.BTTXNeko!Reader Part 13 years ago in Settings More Like This
Unfortunately, there were no ads in the newspaper for 'free loading cat-girl' (because let's face it, that's what you were), so you just had to make do. You had been observing a family for a couple of days, deciding whether or not they would take you in. There were three males: a French man, a German, and a Spaniard. You figured that if you could get the Spaniard to like you, then the other two would have no choice than to put up with you. One had a bird which could be problematic, but that would be easy enough to take care of.
In the morning, the Spaniard went out to tend to his tomato plants. That was when you would make your move. As a cat, of course. People didn't normally react very well to crazy
Mad libs (BTTXReader)“Just calm down okay?!” You cried, growling at the three boys sprawled on your floor. “No way!”Mad libs (BTTXReader)3 years ago in Romance More Like This
“We have to decide who sleeps where right?” Antonio nodded vigorously. “Yeah! I mean someone gets the spare bed and the others have to sleep on the sofa!”
You sighed, pinching the bridge of your nose. You should’ve known inviting the notorious trio of boys might not have been your brightest idea. And you’d even asked them for a sleepover.
If I’m ever able to go back in time, I’ll kick my own arse! You swore to yourself as you settled yourself down on the couch. “Let’s do it like this.” The three sat up, crowding around you. Gilbert on your right, Francis on your left and Antonio sitting crosslegged on the floor.
“Let’s play a game.” Francis pouted and leant on your shoulder. “Whaaat? What type of game?”
You smirked playfully at him, flipping some hair from your face.
Lost children? BTTXREADERLOST Children?Lost children? BTTXREADER3 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
BTTxReader (with Baby Germany, Little Canada and young Romano)
GOD! You hated the mall.
Filled with loud fast talking assholes who slammed into their shoulders into yours, then glared at YOU like you were the rude one.
High-heels clicked, phones beeped and children wailed. Wait, what?
"Papa!!" You stopped were you were and frowned. "Papa!" A little voice sobbed.
There it was again. Spinning around you looked for the source of the voice. Across the corridor, standing between a potted plant and a stone pillar, where three little figures.
"Papa!" People walked by, not even sparing a glance towards the crying child. It disgusted you. Here where three little, lost, crying children, and their fellow humans didn't even think they were worth stopping for.
Looking around you scanned for a worried looking father or mother.
Just a creepy guy in a tattered coat, who was slowly
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"Ah !" You cursed and sat up in bed, holding your hands to your face. Red stuff dripped down your face and your fingers, and you tried not to get any on the sheets, although the pillow was already stained.
"Great. This is really just great," you mumbled to yourself, holding your nose with one hand. One of the few days you get to sleep in, and you were woken up early by a nosebleed.
Was there a better way to start off the day?
"Ah, buenos días, _______!"
"Kesesesese! Nice, _______!"
"Ohonhonhon, what happened this time?"
Oh, look, there it was.
You were sorry you asked.
The man with silver hair was already strutting around your room, and the blonde peeked out from behind the door. The Spaniard was leaning against your wall leisurely with a happy smile.
You blinked and stared at the three of them with wide eyes. "How did you even get in here?" You swore the door was locked. It didn't really matter to you that they wer
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"There's a photo booth over there, guys! Let's go take some photos!" Your voice was full of glee as you skipped toward the small photo booth, an eerie black curtain blocking the inside from the outside world of chaos. Ludwig sighed and turned away, muttering, "No thanks," as he and Feliciano went to get some cotton candy from a nearby vendor; however, Antonio, Francis and Gilbert did the opposite.
"Kesese—of course little [Name] wants to take pictures with the Awesome Me!" Gilbert declared triumphantly with excitement shining in his red eyes. He hooked his arm with yours around the elbow as you giggled uncontrollably (must've been that soda you had earlier), dragging you into the booth. He glared at the money slot and squinted, grumbling, "Three… dollars. Tche! How un-awesome!" as he unwillingly pulled out his wallet.
As a small warning, you could hear Francis yelling, "Oi, wait up for moi!" and Antonio shouting, "Poco tomate, just