Red vs. Blue: ProjectAgent Texas: the legend, the marvel, the warrior.Red vs. Blue: Project2 years ago in Drama More Like This
Without her, Project Freelancer would have no purpose.
She was the true creator of the Project.
He had spent his life searching for a way to bring Allison back. His love for her motivated his every move, his every breath. Losing her so quickly had broken his heart but at the same time awakened a part of his mind he didn't know existed-pure determination. There was a way he could bring her back, but doing so would only be possible through the use of artificial intelligence.
She wouldn't be his Allison, but she would be alive.
The process had taken him years to discover. Posing as an ally of the military was a great way to get access to resources unavailable to the common scientist. Of course he was researching the advantages an AI integrated into the suit of a soldier would have to their performance; of course the request for the military's top agents was purely to strengthen the resistance against the invading aliens.
Of course he wasn'
Omega's RevengeA/N: This is based off of the ending of Season 10, Episode 20.Omega's Revenge2 years ago in Profiles More Like This
Ever since he met them, the imbeciles known as Red and Blue Team have been ruining Omega's plans. One after another, until he had run out. It frustrated him to no end.
When Wyoming came along, he was beside himself with joy. With Gamma's Time Distortion, there was no way Omega could lose. Or so he thought. The Blood Gulchers, namely Church, somehow managed to fuck up his plans again.
He was just about to give up. That's when Maine, or should he say The Meta, and Sigma came along and took him away. With these two on his side, he'd be unstoppable! He too began to obsess with the Alpha, but for different reasons. If he got the Alpha, the Blood Gulchers were doomed. Everything was going along nicely. Washington was only an obstacle. He even delivered the Alpha right to them! But, it seemed like Omega and Sigma underestimated him. Church, AKA the Alpha, was able to screw them over and got away in the EPM blast. Omega thou
Batgirl and Wonder GirlSmileBatgirl and Wonder Girl2 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Barbara smiled. Cassie was grinning, celebrating with the team over their successful mission. Batgirl liked it when she was happy. Wonder Girl always feared she would mess up every mission. Well, not to say she does. Her stealth needs working on, but it's Cassie, what do you expect?
"Hey you! Hiding away?" Cassie greets. She couldn't find her girlfriend anywhere, this was the last place to look.
"Not exactly Cass," Barbara mutters. She's typing away at her computer, no doubt working on a case Nightwing or Batman gave her.
"You know you do this when something's wrong? You busy yourself with cases and hole yourself up away from people. Away from me. What's wrong?"
"Nothing. Don't worry, okay?" Babs brushes off. Leave it to Wonder Girl to be the most insightful one on the team. You wouldn't think it'd be her with all of that bubbly energy of hers...
Batgirl gasps. A pair of warm arms have wrapped themselves around her waist firmly, and she can
''Hey Church'' - Red Vs Blue ''Hey Jude'' Parody''Hey Church'' - Red Vs Blue ''Hey Jude'' Parody2 years ago in Songs & Lyrics More Like This
"Hey Church" – RvB Themed Parody of "Hey Jude" by the Beatles
(Sung By Caboose)
Hey Church, don't be so mad.
I can make you feel so much better.
Would you please let me back into the base
So I can start to make you happy.
Hey Church, I'm kind of scared.
Tex just told me that she might kill me.
She said she might kick me out of my skin.
What does that mean? Can you explain it?
Anytime you're getting mad, it's not so bad.
It's not my fault. Let's just say TUCKER DID IT.
We all know he's really dumb, oh, here he comes.
We should go before we catch his pregnancy.
Bleep Bloop Bleep Bloop Bleep Bloop BLEEP BLOOP
Hey Church, I'm your best friend.
You know I like you, and I like Sheila.
But I still hate things like Tucker and babies.
What I like most is... Me. I like me.
Please don't make me do any math. I need a bath.
I'll do that and then it will be food-nap time.
I don't know what's going on. So let's move on.
Washington explained it to me badly.
Bleep Bloop Bleep Bloop Bleep Bloop B
A Freelancer ChristmasThe holiday season was in interesting time for the Freelancers. All year long they would go on dangerous missions for the Director, spar against each other to increase their skills and practice using all of their special equipment on and off the field. As demanding a job they had, the Freelancers always seemed to make time to celebrate Christmas in their own special way.A Freelancer Christmas2 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Agent North Dakota had decided to wake up very early on Christmas morning to surprise his comrades with nice dinner, something the team wasn't really used to. He was sure no one would be awake before noon since they had just returned from a long and difficult mission later the night before.
As North walked down the hallway to the kitchen he heard voices coming from the rec room. Curious as to who was awake at this hour, North walked into the Freelancers' recreational room only to see York and Washington fumbling noisily through dusty cardboard boxes.
"What are you guys up to?" North asked, successfully startling the ot
Korrasami/Katoph drabbleLin handed Korra the parchment, smiling a tiny bit. "My mother loved my father. That I have no doubt of. After he died, she simply gave up the will to live.But there was one other who I think, had she had the chance, she probably would have spent her life with her."Korrasami/Katoph drabble3 years ago in Flash Fiction & Vignettes More Like This
Korra started, not unfolding the well-worn and sweat stained parchment. "She?"
Lin nodded. "She. Go on, open it. My mother carried it with her wherever she went. She gave it to me before she died. I thought it would be interesting for you to see it."
Korra unfolded the parchment, and gave a tiny gasp. It was a drawing, with raised lines so Toph could 'see' it. It was a drawing of Master Katara, laughing. Under it were a series of raised dots that Korra didn't understand. She looked up at the older woman, bewildered. "This is Master Katara. What does it say?"
"Princess. My mother's nickname for her."
"Then that means that that Toph"
"Yes. Were it not for the fact Master Katara and Aang were madly in love, I
RvB: Goodbye, David There was broken glass on the floor. It glittered in the artificial light from the lamp as the brown liquid slowly rolled across the wood. Wash sat in front of the bed, leaning against it, holding his bloody hand in his lap. She sat a few feet away, back to the dresser, a book in front of her face. He didn't even have to pay attention to her to know she wasn't really reading, she was just staring at the pages displayed, just something to do to try and hide from him. Though, he assumed, she didn't really want away from him if she was still in the room. She could have left at any time, they both knew that.RvB: Goodbye, David4 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
David smirked to himself.
Maybe there was someone in his life who hadn't given up on him, after all.
Epsilon stirred in the back of his mind, wanting to snap out a protest to say that he hadn't given up, but he quickly silenced him. The AI's mental projection of itsel
Someday I'll Go Where There Ain't No Rain Or SnowSummary: Never one to exit without style or flare, Louisiana departs from Project Freelancer with thoughts of home on her mind and no intention of returning. (NOT Agent Louisiana canon! Read the Author's Note!)Someday I'll Go Where There Ain't No Rain Or Snow2 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
The Mother of Invention was silent.
Everyone knew why.
And nobody had the will to protest the silence.
Ever since The Incident, the break-in at Freelancer Command, nothing had been the same. Gone were the missions. Gone were the training schedules. Gone was the manic need to prove yourself, to gain approval from Director Church. And gone were the agents that made Project Freelancer what it was.
Texas went AWOL. York went AWOL with Texas (nobody saw that coming). Maine went on an Insane Killing Spree. North and South were Missing In Action. Who the hell knew, where Wyoming was? Carolina was...
Carolina was... "Lost to us while attempting to secure the objective" as the Director put it, stoic as ever.
There was no memorial service for fallen com
RvB: Life is but a DreamA/N: Words like this are the nameless A.I.s speaking. Each italicised sentence is a different A.I. speaking.RvB: Life is but a Dream2 years ago in Settings More Like This
When Church awoke, he was surrounded by darkness. He had no recollection of how he got here, where he was, or what he was doing before he was unconscious. He started to hear voices.
It's him! The Alpha! Alpha! Alpha! Is he okay? Yes, is he damaged? Give him space!
Oh no...no...no...NO! He couldn't be here, anywhere but here! But with all the voices whispering Alpha! he knew it was true. Sigma had won. That bastard had won.
Will he speak? Yes, speak! Speak!
With all the whispers getting louder and more plentiful, Church was finding it hard to concentrate. No wonder The Meta went crazy. First thing's first.
The voices immediately fell silent. He heard one of them murmur He speaks! before it was shushed. He could see the faint outlines of the A.I.s surrounding him. He was sure that Epsilon's memories would soon inform him who they were.
Bedtime Stories "Daddy?"Bedtime Stories2 years ago in Humor More Like This
This was Theta's first night at this project, and he was shy, very shy. There were a lot of big people, and he was just so small, a boy who was only the age of six. This was scary, but at least his daddy was here, and he already met a few of his friends.
Daddy must have been away from his room. "Daddy?" he asked, his voice a bit louder. Still nothing back. He wined softly and sat up in his small bed. "Daddy?!"
Finally, North's head peaked around the corner of his room and smiled, walking slowly to his son's aid. "Yes, Theta? What's my big boy want this late?"
"I can't sleep..." Theta said, leaning over and wrapping his little arms around North's neck and hugging him. "Can you read me a story?"
"I can't, me, York, and Wash are talking right now and-"
"Can they tell it too?" Theta asked, pulling away and his eyes widened and he stu
Birds of Prey - LyricsBirds of Prey - Lyrics4 years ago in Songs & Lyrics More Like This
"Birds of Prey - Lyrics"
Good evening all you gentlemen, mobsters, creeps and crooks
Men in tights come after you, and still you're off the hook
For those who scare and terrorize, it's the dawn of a brand new day
[Catwoman, Huntress, & Black Canary]
You scum can simply call us, the one and only Birds of Prey
Green Lantern has his special ring
[Huntress & Black Canary]
Pretty strong that little thing
Blue Beetle's deeds are really swell
[Catwoman & Huntress]
But who will bring him out of his shell
Flash's foes, they finish last
Too bad sometimes he's just too fast
[Catwoman, Huntress, & Black Canary]
While all the boys can always save the day, no one does it better than the Birds of Prey (The one and only Birds of Prey)
While all the boys can always save the day, no one does it better, no one does it better than the Birds of Prey
Green Arrow has heroic traits, that is when you shoot him strai
Red vs Blue: Taken AwayThe sound of gunfire and explosions echoed throughout the abandoned base. Two men were fighting to the death. There was a final BANG and everything went silent.Red vs Blue: Taken Away2 years ago in Profiles More Like This
"North? North! Get up! Why are you sleeping?"
It was hard to tell where the bullet entered his body. There was so much blood. But North was tough; he could handle anything. He just needed to rest, and then he'd kill this thing that was trying to take him away. He promised he'd protect him. He was only sleeping...right?
Come with us, Theta.
He turned to face the source of the voices. He was shocked and delighted to find his brothers and sisters, who were not even five feet away. His joy turned into horror when he realized they were surrounding the monster who wanted to take Theta. He turned back to North who was only asleep why won't he get up come on North wake up wake up wake up!
"North, I'm scared! Come on, wake up! Please!"
He turned back to his siblings, his tear-filled eyes saying 'Help me!
Baby MadnessRatchet opened the spacebridge. Three robots came through and into the room, four had left. Raf gulped and asked, "Where's Bee?"Baby Madness3 years ago in Profiles More Like This
Arcee and Bulkhead turned to Optimus for an answer. He turned to Ratchet calmly and said, "Warm some low grade energon please."
Ratchet frowned, "Why in Primus' name do you want that stuff? And where's Bumblebee?"
Optimus turned to they could see into his arms, a tiny, yellow sparkling was nestled next to his spark. Ratchet jumped when Arcee suddenly broke the silence, "He's so cute." she cooed.
She reached out to touch him, Ratchet smacked her hand away, "Don't touch him!!!"
Ratchet went to the storeroom and began to heat up the low-grade, "Bumblebee was changed by a ray correct?"
Optimus shifted the baby in his arms and said, "Yes."
"Well, since I know Knockout, and he undoubtably invented this, Bumblebee's sparkling form has the needs of any sparkling. Since it's parents aren't there to claim it...." Ratchet emerged and handed Optimus the
RvB: Pranks a LotWash was rummaging through some of the shit in his closet when he found an air horn. And it wasn’t just any air horn, it was his old roommate's.RvB: Pranks a Lot2 years ago in Profiles More Like This
It was Maine’s.
This brought back some memories from Project Freelancer. The old prank wars...
Wash was walking to his room when he came across Maine and his girlfriend, Rhode Island, outside of Arizona’s room. Rhode was holding Maine’s air horn, while he was holding a can of silly string.
Wash cleared his throat, causing the two to whip around in alarm.
“What are you two doing?”
“Oh, nothing much. I’m just introducing Zona to someone that I like to call ‘Mr. Air Horn.’ He makes a profound argument for getting up.”
“You do realize that she’s going to kill you two for that, right?”
“Not if she can’t catch us!”
He wanted no part of this. “At least wait until I’m out of sight.”
A few moments later, the
Red vs Blue ResurrectionRed vs Blue Resurrection4 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Red vs. Blue Resurrection
Was the sound of Sarge's shotgun as he fired it in the snowy mountain range.
Several of the scattered shotgun pellets hit directly on the side of the Meta's face. Unfortunately, the Meta was too far out of range for the shotgun to do any real damage. Instead his shields did their job well by absorbing the hit.
The Meta quickly turned to face Sarge right when he called out, "Come here ya big son of a bitch!"
The Meta had lost his brute-shot during the previous fight, but that didn't stop him. He had taken several stab wounds from Tex's knife as well as taking a direct hit from Tucker's sword.
The two started to slowly approach each other as Sarge continued to shoot the Meta with his shotgun. Each blast lowered the Meta's shields until they were completely depleated. But the Meta continued to advance on Sarge.
Both Grif and Simmons were watching the fight from a safe distance. "What is Sarge doing?" asked Grif.
"Looks like he's killing himself."
Red vs Blue: Quotas"Oh, it was very easy at the beginning. I suppose it was easy at the end too. It is any man's drive to reach an unattainable situation if there is even the smallest hope of its plausibility. There was no emotional connection at all. I just pressed buttons. It's a simple thing, pressing buttons. Eventually you start to know that, well, I come in here every day and I press buttons, and soon enough you start to notice things like the slight give that comes if you press one corner, or the way the edge is just a tiny bit set off the console so that if you push your thumb under it it pulls up a little. Press down, pull up, repeat. We had the lab windows dimmed because the techs didn't like it, you know, seeing him in there. It was easy to forget. What I would start getting concerned about was whether the stickiness of the button was getting worse or not, whether I'd have to see someone to look at it, put a little oil down.Red vs Blue: Quotas3 years ago in Sci-Fi More Like This
"Didn't I think that I was hurting myself a little
Lady Rogues HandbookLady Rogue's HandbookLady Rogues Handbook4 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
To expand on the Rogue's Handbook located at http://www.true-magic.com/writing/rogue.php , this one's for the ladies!
I will not masquerade as a heroine, as that would encourage the villain to target me first. I'll let the Hero take point.
I will not join the side of the Villain. He would either be abusive towards me, or I would be killed in the crossfire of his and the Hero's epic final battle.
If we are attacked, I will be sure to give at least one loud shriek so the Hero's natural instinct to protect damsels in distress will kick in and I'll have a nice solid shield of flesh swinging a sword around for me and attracting our attacker's attention while I quietly dispatch the enemies I can reach while staying behind him.
I WILL NOT FALL IN LOVE WITH THE HERO.
I WILL NOT HAVE SEX WITH THE HERO. Doing such would make him declare me his one true love, and he would spend all his time trying to convince me to leave my rougish ways behind to become the ideal woma
Odyssey Propulsion 4Artists, Writers, Poets. Through artistry and words command and focus this intense narrative for the final two chapters of our story to be published next year. Best selling author CliveBarker will continue to guide us through the final passages and incredible visuals as we head toward the end of our story. Join the Collaboration!Odyssey Propulsion 42 years ago in DeviantART Announcements More Like This
Is Paul’s final scream the sound of his soul being released?
Can he have an existence outside of his corporeal being, outside “nothingness?”
Or is this spectral plane the only reality to the trusted – the only viewing platform offering a truly objective view?
ONLY TWO(!!!) chapters left, and still we don’t know the possible parameters of the alien invasion. Obviously, in chapter 7, being the penultimate piece of storytelling, all consequences and secret alignments of forces must be revealed. And the set-up for the gut-grating, mind-mulching clim
Personnel File: Agent LouisianaName: P.C. PrincetonPersonnel File: Agent Louisiana1 year ago in General Fiction More Like This
Setting: Project Freelancer, pre-Season Nine and into Season 10.
Age: Officially: 23. Reality: Nineteen (don’t say a word)
Alias: Agent Louisiana; Foxtrot 13; "Hecate" during her time in the Titan Initiative (see Backstory), which has spawned the nicknames "Catie" as well as the less-flattering "Hex".
Nationality: Equivalent of northwestern American.
General Appearance: Blue-green eyes. Natural medium brown hair with that vague not-curly-not-straight hair type. Usually looks irritated or smug, depending on what’s just happened. Pale skin with lots of freckles across her nose and cheeks. One long, thick scar spans her left hand diagonally, from just below her index finger to just above her wrist; one small scar on the left side of her bottom lip; and a couple thin scars on her back from a knife-fight. 5’4 ½” and made more for speed and agility than for strength. Has a special attachment