Gummy takes a Bath[Clock rings @ 5:00 P.M. @ Sugarcube corner]Gummy takes a Bath1 year ago in Short Stories More Like This
Pinkie Pie: GUMMY! Looks it's that time of week again, Bath time!
Gummy: [Eye pupils widen]
Pinkie Pie: Come on! Let's go get the water started. [trots off] *Gummy remains at his spot* *Pinkie trots back* You're gonna have to get into that tub, Gummy. Now Gummy, we can do this the hard way or the easy way...or the medium way, or the Semi-medium-easy-hard way, or the sorta-hard-with-a-touch-of-awkward-easy-difficult-challenging way.
Gummy: *Doesn't respond*
Pinkie Pie: So, that's how you wanna play it, huh?
Pinkie Pie: Gummy! Check out this new toy. Fetch [Throws the ball to Fetch. Toy boomerangs back to Pinkie Pie and she reads the box] Huh? "New" Boomerang Pet Ball: Really Works! Hmmm. [throws the box but it boomerangs back and hits Pinkie Pie in the head]
Pinkie Pie: GUMMY! There's a bomb strapped to my chest! It's gonna explode in 3 seconds unless you take a bath!... [Gummy doesn't react] ...Pretty Please with whipped and a cherry on top.
MLP-FiM Brawl Codec Calls 1Twilight SparkleMLP-FiM Brawl Codec Calls 12 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Snake: Otacon, Am I hallucinating?
Otacon: Why do you ask that, Snake?
Snake: Cause, all the times I'm in School, I heard that mythological creatures such as griffons and UNICORNS don't exist. But, I'm actually seeing one right now.
Otacon: OH! That's Twilight Sparkle!
Snake: Twilight Sparkle?
Otacon: She's a unicorn pony.
Snake: Pony? As in those animals that girls would love to have?
Otacon: Yeah...quite. Anyways, This unicorn is a student to a ruler from their land named Princess Celestia. She has a variety and skill of Magic.
Otacon: Yep, Magic.
Snake:...ok, I really need to lay off on the drugs.
Snake: Colonel, there's another one of them ponies. And, it's a pegasus.
Roy Campbell: Careful, Snake. That's Rainbow Dash. She has the ability to fly at very high speeds. She has a life-long dream of joining a group of aerial pegasi called "The Wonderbolts". But, she has a very powerful move called
Parody Lyrics- A.J. RapParody Lyrics- A.J. Rap10 months ago in Songs & Lyrics More Like This
Here-Here-HERE WE GO!
So they're finally here! Performing for you!
And if you know the words, you can join in TOO!
Put your hooves togetha if you want to clap
As we take ya through this PONY RAP! HUUH!
A.J! Apple Jack!
She's the leader of the herd
Ya know her rank
She's finally back
To BUCK SOME FLANK!
Her bucking hind legs can fire in spurts,
If she shoots ya, it's gonna hurt!
She's bigger, faster, and stronger too,
She's the first member of the AJ crew!
HUUH! A.J.! Apple Jack!
A.J.! Apple Jack is HERE!
This Apple's got style,
So listen up dude.
She real small in size,
With a bad attitude.
She's quick and nimble,
When she needs to be.
She can trot through transits,
And spitfire seeds.
If you choose her,
You've chosen right.
With a mane flippin' blow,
She's ready for a fight!
A.J.! Apple Jack!
He has no style,
He has no grace.
Has a funny face.
He can throw pies,
When he needs to.
And tour Appleoosa,
Just for you.
He's got nails in teeth,
To pop your balloon.
This weird App
Tuff Love Chpt 3 pt 1And so, the day of the wedding finally arrived. Dudley nervously paced up and down the church, sweating, checking his watch, and tugging at his tuxedo's collar.Tuff Love Chpt 3 pt 13 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
"Calm down, Agent Puppy." Best man Keswick said. "The w-w-w-wedding isn't for three hours."
"I KNOW!" Dudley screamed. "I'm just really nervous! I've never been so nervous in my life! Even more than the time with Bird Brain and the thunder cannon! And this is the fifth tux I've soaked with my sweat!"
"Could you wear pants with your s-s-s-sixth?"
"Oh, don't be ridiculous."
At Kitty's apartment, Kitty looked in the mirror and gasped. She was wearing the wedding dress Zippy had made and she was shocked at how she looked. Kitty knew she was beautiful, Dudley and quite a few admirers had told her so, but now she could actually see her beauty right in front of her.
"Amazing, isn't it? You're taking a big step in life." &
TUFF Love end"Boy, I gotta tell ya, Keswick," Dudley said. "I really lucked out on Kitty. I mean, look at her, and tell me I'm not lucky, go on, tell me!"TUFF Love end3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
"Well, you're definitely not modest." Keswick muttered.
"Yo, barkeep, shoot me another one!" Dudley said to the rat bartender. "Now, you tell me I'm not lucky."
"All right, you're not lucky." The bartender said. "For I, Verminious Snaptrap, am going to end this wedding once and for all! Scum of Petropolis, attack!"
At Snaptrap's command, D.O.O.M. and the other villains shed their disguises, eager for battle.
"Wow. Didn't see that coming." Dudley said. With that, he leapt onto the reception hall's dance floor, with Kitty by his side and engaged the various villains, as did the other T.U.F.F. agents who were attending the wedding. The battle was violent, but brief. All the villains, save for Snaptrap and Oll
TUFF LOve chpt 2 pt 1The Chameleon and Bird Brain (with Zippy) sat at the skull-shaped table of D.O.O.M., wondering why Snaptrap of all people would want to talk to them.TUFF LOve chpt 2 pt 13 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
"I've gathered you both here in my evil lair to alert you of the most dreadful news!" Snaptrap announced.
"Is it flatulence brought on by your cheese allergy?" Bird Brain asked, causing him, the Chameleon, and Zippy to crack up.
"Ha, ha, very funny." Snaptrap said sarcastically. "The news is Agent Katswell and Agent Puppy are getting married!"
The laughter immediately stopped.
"That's awful!" The Chameleon cried.
"That's so romantic." Zippy sighed.
"We've got to do everything in our power to stop this wedding or else things will be getting a lot harder for us!" Snaptrap insisted.
"But it's so wonderful!" Zippy protested. "Two people in love joining together in holy matrimony, wanting to spend the rest of their lives together "
TUFF Love chapter 2 part 2"Dudley, I'm so happy for you." Peg said. She and Dudley were walking through the park after Dudley had told her about his engagement to Kitty. "You've finally found someone who makes you happy and you're going to make an honest woman out of her. 'Cause trust me, that Mitzy really needs it."TUFF Love chapter 2 part 23 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
"Uh, it's Kitty, Mom."
"Yeah, whatever. So have you two thought about your long-term plans yet?"
"Well, I was gonna move into Kitty's apartment "
"Bigger than your living arrangements, Dudley. I was talking about kids."
"Kids? Mom, we aren't even married yet! Don't you think it's a bit early to be thinking about that?"
"It's never too early, Dudley, especially with something like this. Besides, I'm an old lady and I'm not getting any younger! Now, where's a good store around here "
"Hi there!" A female wolf said, popping out of nowhere. "I'm Trixie!
SSB4 - Twilight SparkleTWLIGHT SPARKLESSB4 - Twilight Sparkle2 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
A gifted unicorn who lives in Ponyville. She is the faithful student of the ruler of Equestria, Princess Celestia. She is very studious and tends to be analytical in solving problems. She has difficulties with making new friends. She is able to perform a wide variety of magic.
Alright, bare with me on this. Twilight would be an odd pick in the roster, mostly because of the way she fights. She would be seen with a book of spells floating by her side. She performs most of her attacks with the book and rarely does physical attacks. Because she has untapped potential, some of her direct moves would be really strong, and could be on par with Ganondorf's moves.
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A Horn Shot
- Twilight's horn will glow a fire a single magic flame that travels across the stage in a straight lines
Side A Short Shot
- Twilight will fire a
T.U.F.F. LoveIt had been two years since Dudley Puppy had joined the Turbo Undercover Fighting Force and they had been the best two years of his life. Countless times, he rescued Petropolis from evil villains like Bird Brain, the Chameleon, and T.U.F.F.'s arch-nemesis Verminious Snaptrap and the Diabolical Order Of Mayhem. He became the city's hero and was listed as one of the best agents T.U.F.F. ever had. But all that was small potatoes compared to what really made his time at T.U.F.F. the best of his life: his partner Kitty Katswell. She'd been in T.U.F.F. a long time and had been their top agent before he even learned of the agency's existence. When their partnership was first formed, the two could barely stand each other; arguing, slap-fights, Dudley's ineptitude and Kitty's arrogance all hinder their investigations, but they still managed to save the day nevertheless. But as time went on, the two warmed up towards each other moT.U.F.F. Love3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Sister ArmorSISTER ARMORSister Armor6 months ago in Comedy More Like This
An MLPFIM Fan-script written by Julian Yeo
Twitter: @judacris judacris.tumblr.com
SCENE: The Crystal Empire, near the Crystal Palace
Twilight and Spike arrive at The Crystal Empire, and make their way towards The Crystal Palace.
Twilight: (breathes in the air) "It's always great to come back to The Crystal Empire."
Spike: "Yeah. (hesitating) Why are we here again? What did Princess Cadance say?"
Twilight: "It wasn't clear. The letter was short. She needed us urgently back in the Crystal Empire for something. I guess we'll find out when we meet her."
Spike: "This won't involve me falling from a great height again, will it?"
Twilight: "(giggles) I don't think so, Spike."
(cut to the two heading towards the palace. They arrive at the Crystal Hall.)
SCENE: The Crystal Palace, Crystal Hall
(The two princesses approach in the usual fashion)
Russell and MinkaIt was a lovely day and Russel the Hedgehog was relaxing on a grassy hill. He was expecting to meet his friend Mina the spidermonkey. She wanted to have some fun with him but would'nt say what. Russel did'nt think anything more of it, so he just layed down and stared at the clouds. Unaware the playful spider monkey, was quietly sneaking up to him.Russell and Minka4 months ago in Short Stories More Like This
Without Warning Mina jumped onto him and managed to keep him held down. He squirmed a bit unsure of what Mina was up to. Mina had a good grip on him right now so getting up would be hard.
"What are you doing Mina?" Russel asked.
"You and I are going to have that fun I mentioned." Mina smirked.
She wiggled her tail along Russel's belly. She heard Russel's cute laughter and found it to be really adorable. Rusell obviously knows her plan and is squirming under her to try and get free. She knew Rusell was'nt sure about being tickled, that's why she wants to try and make Russell like it. She wiggles her tail faster over Russell's belly
LPS-Lights, Camera, Mongoose! Alt. Story Chapter 3Blythe’s expression remained layered with uncertainty as she guided her scooter across the familiar streets of Downtown. Fear and anxiety ate away at her and she hoped her mongoose pal didn’t get dragged into any kind of ‘action-packed’ trouble with the filming crew. She glanced over at the tiny lizard who sat in the sidecar, his expression just as worrisome under the perfectly-fit helmet.LPS-Lights, Camera, Mongoose! Alt. Story Chapter 39 months ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
“How come you tagged along?” The brunette couldn’t help but ask. She already knew the answer, but she needed a temporary, comforting conversation to past the time until they finally made it to their destination.
“Well, duh,” Vinnie didn’t even hold back the least bit of sarcasm in his throat as his eyes remained on the road. “Sunil’s my best bud, man.” Then he cringed, feeling his scales tense. “And Shahrukh had wanted me to rub his feet.”
Blythe held back the urge to gag. “Good point, and even better
A New Dawn Chapter 25A New Dawn Chapter 2510 months ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Sonic and Rainbow Dash hurtled through space towards the planet seeking desperately to halt this deadly gambit the Doctor had played. It wasn’t long before they had caught up with Metal Sonic, who had a fist buried deep into one of the warheads, yanking out wires and components before leaping away and watching the large rocket erupt in a small explosion into scrap.
“We must hurry,” the robot announced catching sight of the two of them. “If we can get to the missiles before they reach the upper atmosphere, they won’t have reached their terminal Area of Effect. The nuclear payload will be disengaged before it reaches that distance. I calculate we have less than three minutes to stop them before they reach that point. Move with speed and sense of purpose.” After Metal had given them this instruction, he blasted off to the next rocket.
“You heard the bot Sonic, you need to move with speed, so you better keep up!” Rainbow Dash taunted as she t
UMvC3 Movesets: Green Goblin-----------------------------------------------UMvC3 Movesets: Green Goblin2 years ago in Profiles More Like This
Vs. Spider-Man: This is finally the time where I kill you.
Spider-Man vs. : Come on, how many times must I beat you?
Vs. Iron Man: I fear that you're not needed anymore.
Iron-Man vs. : The colors of your armor were really too much, you know?
Vs. Morrigan: Hell, there should be a "Batman" to complete the Bat trio.
Morrigan vs. : Your soul is too perverted, even for me...
Ghost Rider vs. : Must I send you in Hell? You would have too many friends.
QCF = Quarter-Circle Forward
QCB = Quarter-Circle Backward
DP = Shoryuken motion
RDP = Inversed Shoryuken motion
QCF + Attack button = Pumpkin Bomb: He throws a bouncing bomb who looks like a pumpkin. Explodes when it touch the ground a second time. Light is just a good ol' bomb, Medium is incendiary, Hard is freezing (Transform the opponent int
Equestria G's, Baby. A MAD Parody of Call me Maybe(The Scene Begins In Canterlot High, Twilight Sparkle And Spike Are Walking in the school hall)Equestria G's, Baby. A MAD Parody of Call me Maybe5 months ago in Short Stories More Like This
Spike: You know, we have found nearly everyone of ponyville here as humans, our other 5 friends, celestia, luna, Even the Cutie mark crusaders.
Twilight Sparkle: So?
Spike: Do You think we are going to see a human version of someone who is not from our Show?
???: Like me?
Twilight Sparkle: Wait a minute I know that voice!....Zoe Trent from LPS?
(A Human Zoe Trent Appears)
Spike: Let me get this straight, If a dragon jumps on the mirror it transforms into a dog like me....But If a dog jumps on the Mirror, it turns Into Human?
Zoe Trent: I'm A Talking Dog.
Twilight Sparkle: Good Point...But Why in Celestia are you doing here?
Zoe Trent: To Alert You About the school dance of tomorrow!
Twilight Sparkle: Why?,Is about Sunset Shimmer? Brad? Dan is here to cause trouble? My Friends? What?
(A Cover Of "Call Me Maybe" Sounds in the background)
Zoe Trent:I'm not surprised you can tell
It's like you'r
Loyalty and Will part 9Loyalty and Will part 91 year ago in Stories & Vignettes More Like This
Knuckles grabbed one the Medicals Rooms' bed and deployed it as cover as Metal Sonic fired a barrage of bullets at him "You think hiding will stop me?" he said as he readied rocket in his other hand "DIE"
The rocket flew through the hallway and Exploded on Knuckles' cover, knocking him off his feet.
"GrrrrrAHHHHH, YOU WANT A PEACE OF ME" He taunted as he got up and charged at Metal Sonic, but ,without a trouble, Metal avoided Knuckles and Back-handed him to the ground
"Pathetic" Metal insulted about to shoot him in the back of his head "Next time know your place you worthless peace of matter"
"pathetic? PATHETIC?! I'LL SHOW YOU HOW PATHETIC I AM" Knuckles grabbed Metal Sonics' leg, stood up and slammed him into the ground so far he went down several stories. He stopped at the Robot Repair center ending up in a crater in the center of the room. Trying to pull itself together Knuckles dropped on him and grabbed him again, punched him a couple of times in the face and then
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CARTOONS! Storm VS Pinkie PieEPIC RAP BATTLES OF CARTOONS!EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CARTOONS! Storm VS Pinkie Pie5 months ago in Songs & Lyrics More Like This
STORM THE ALBATROSS
Hey Mick, why’m I rappin’ against a pink horse?
She’s a party animal, I’m a bird of force!
Compare her weird contraption that she flies around on
to my sick Extreme Gear; one blink, and I’m gone!
I may not be smart, but in my own defense,
I don’t need to be to know she makes no sense!
Why bother tryin’ to win, ya magenta coated freak?
My friends are the Rouges, you’re best friends with a geek!
Ooh, is it my turn? Thanks, Big E!
Now I can denounce and trounce this big, fat meanie!
You hang out with a bunch of thieves; I can see why
you’re a bad guy, unlike me, Pinkie Pie!
I can make others laugh, you just get them upset!
There’s no way the viewers will let me lose, I’ll bet!
They say birds of a feather flock together.
That’s true, ‘cause my friends and I will be friends FOREVER!
I don’t get it. By now you ought
The time for eating (A Russellcest Thanksgiving)"Nerd Sunil, is the turkey ready yet?" Geek asked his mongoose friend.The time for eating (A Russellcest Thanksgiving)3 weeks ago in Short Stories More Like This
"It's almost done Geek, just two more minutes." Nerd Sunil replied.
Geek was preparing the turkey for a thanksgiving dinner with him, his russellcest friends who were also bringing in something for the dinner.
"I really need this turkey to be perfect when our guests arrive." Geek said.
"I know, you told me that like five times already." Nerd Sunil said.
"Well I'm telling you again because it has to be. Shipper left me in charge of the turkey and I don't want to disappoint him." Geek said.
"Relax, it's not like anybody's going to eat it in two minutes." Nerd Sunil said.
"I know and you're right, but still-" Geek was cut off when he heard the timer go off. He opened the oven and brought out the turkey which came out perfectly.
"It looks so good Geek." Nerd Sunil said.
"Yeah...uhh, can you help me put this on the table? It's really heavy." Geek said.
"Sure." Nerd Sunil grabbed the bottom part of the other side of the t
M6vD6 - Episode 1 ~ Zazz throws a Party!M6vD6 - Episode 1 ~ Zazz throws a Party!1 month ago in Profiles More Like This
Twilight run straight after them, not even caring of the danger she'll put herself through...the gate was closing & she had only one other option, to teleport right at it. However just as her horn was glowing, her friends ran after her, trying to stop it...
It felt like an eternity...the Mane Six passed out during the heavy transportation & became separated.
Each one of them falling like cosmic meteors toward a odd floating world...The Lost Hex.
They crashed upon the 6 different continents...Pinkie Pie arrived upon a lushes green terrain, & landed heavily on a bush.
Pinkie hopped up n down on her tush...she landed not JUST a bush, but a bush with prickly thorns...
"...OOOOOOOOOOWIE!...why didn't i bring my soft-patted, marshmallow bags?!..."
SR - SBD - Chapter 8 - Unexpected TurbulenceSR - SBD - Chapter 8 - Unexpected Turbulence2 weeks ago in Profiles More Like This
- Are you alright, Aaura?
Seira had been observing for the past 15 minutes as much as she could the Light Pegasus' interior. She had never seen a common aircraft been refitted into such a fine plane like this one before, yet... It felt like she had already been inside that plane, on the same backseat....
In any case, all that time she had been dispersed, the navy blue sparrow sitting in front of her had remained uncomfortably silent while piloting the ship. She wouldn't have minded, but having seen how chatty that little sparrow had been, it was actually unsettling. Aaura didn't seem to have heard her, or she didn't want to. Either way, she kept piloting as if nothing happened, still silent. Before Seira could ask again, she noticed a small photo sticked on the right side of the cockpit, just above the control panels. In the photo was a grey hedgehog with white fur in his chest, wearing a blue jacket and a belt with an blue
201220125 years ago in Science Fiction More Like This
My iWatch feels heavy on my wrist as dad drives along the highway, heading for my school. There's a parent teacher conference today, and dad is the one attending it. My older sister sits in the front. Her shrill voice hurts my ears, even with my headphones, and I fiddle with a button on the side of my iWatch, turning the sound up so high that Sweet Tragedy, my favorite band, is all I can hear.
I glance out the window, watching buildings flash by. It's December, and the glass fogs where my breath touched it. I lift my hand, and gently press a finger to the steamed-up glass, creating swirls patterns in the mist, finger moving in time to the music in my ears.
My eyes wander back to the road ahead. The cracked asphalt looks the same, every day. Worn out, and like it will fall apart if just one more car drives over it, cracks spreading across it like the milk I spilled at breakfast. The buildings are tall and gray, although I suppose th
LPS-WaitingNOTE: A little oneshot that takes place after the Season 1 finale episode "Summertime Blues". The day after Blythe left for fashion camp and how the pets are coping her absence.LPS-Waiting7 months ago in Short Stories More Like This
Russell sadly gazed up at the clock that indicated that the day had, indeed, started.
The first day without their dear friend Blythe Baxter.
He felt the presence of six others behind him, all following his example as now seven pairs of eyes gazed up at the clock in despair. That clock was mocking them, its tiny hands remaining ever so still that a mere minute felt like an entire hour. And when the rotating arrow continued its pace around the circular device, it was yet another toss of salt to the wounds, cruelly reminding them what they would endure the entire summer.
The glass door of the day-camp eased open and all eyes turned, assuming it was Mrs.
UMvC3 moveset: Doctor OctopusUMvC3 moveset: Doctor Octopus2 years ago in Profiles More Like This
Theme song: Original song
Intro: Doctor Octopus walks in with four of his tentacles before srating to stand on his feet, lifting the tentacles off the ground.
- "Face the terror of Doctor Octopus!"
- "Just three? I suppose it will suffice."
- "You'll be at my mercy soon enough."
Vs. Character intro lines:
Vs. Spider-Man: "I shall crush you myself, arachnid!"
Spider-Man Vs.: "Well, knew I had to face one of mine eventually."
Vs. Doom/Wesker: "There is only room for one "Master Planner"."
Vs. Viewtiful Joe: "And what is this ridiculousness?"
Vs. Spencer: "Interesting bionics. I believe I shall help myself to them."
Spencer Vs.: "Big deal. Quantity don't mean quality."
Vs. Magneto: "I am more than aware of your abilities."
Magneto Vs.: "I shall tear those arms from your body."
Vs. Iron Man/Hulk/Wolverine/X-23: "I've prepared an adamantium harness just for the occasion."
Iron Man Vs.: "Too bad you waste all that talent."
Wolverine Vs.: "You'll lose those arms before you even k