Some facts concerning Joshua KiryuSome things you should know about Joshua:Some facts concerning Joshua Kiryu2 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
1. He's a smirking little bastard.
2. He can read minds.
3. He loves to wear girl's clothing, especially Natural Puppy.
4. His last name kind of sounds like "kill you".
5. He's the literal ruler of Shibuya, the city I live in.
6. He's able to stalk anyone, anytime, without being detected.
I don't know which one kills me the most inside. Could be all of them. Could be none. Maybe it's 2, 5 and 6, sometimes 1 and 3. When I'm thinking real hard about how I got stuck with this kid, it sometimes drifts to 4.
Of course, most likely, it's probably this next one.
7. He killed me twice.
Nope- not once, twice. He shot me, and then after three painstaking weeks of fighting for the right to live, just up and shot me again- supposedly erasing me from existence.
'Course, I'm still stuck with him as a friend- an obligation, because he brought me back to life. I still honestly don't know why he did that, and I doubt he really knows either.
Sometimes, I don't k
KH3D: Listen to music? (Translation)Sora.KH3D: Listen to music? (Translation)2 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Je ne sais pas pourquoi, mais...
-((I do not know why, but...))
Il est très... génial.
-((He is very... Great.))
Il est sympa, il est gentil. Il n'est pas très intelligent, mais il adore ses amis, et ce amour il rend fort.
-((He is nice, he is kind. He is not too intelligent, but he loves his friends, and his heart makes him strong.))
Ah : Désole. Qui suis-je ?
-((Ah: Sorry. Who am I?))
Je m'appelle Riku. Je suis un ami de Sora.
-((My name is Riku. I am a friend of Sora.))
Je suis très grand et fort, et peut-être mignon, trop, mais le cœur de Sora est grand- pour moi, c'est pas vrai.
-((I am very large and strong, and sometimes cute, too, but the heart of Sora is large- for me, that is not true.))
<< Salut, Riku, comment ça va ? >>
-(("Hi, Riku, how's it going?"))
<< Riku !!! Est-ce que tu veux la glace ?! >>
-(("Riku!!! Do you want ice-cream?!"))
Zelda Logic (or lack of)Oh, you didn't. You did not just-Zelda Logic (or lack of)2 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
You wouldn't dare. You can't just-
I mean seriously. How stupid would you have to be to-
Don't do that, Link, it's not-
Hey, don't ignore me! I'm-
Hey, without me you'd be dead-
Listen, you numbskull! I don't approve-
Argh, won't you ever pay attention to-
This is how you beat-
ARRGH! What is wrong with-
You know, you wouldn't have died if-
Okay, now you're just being an insufferable pri-
Oh, don't you ignore me like-
You think I can't call-
You know what, I'm getting-
Nintendo's not gonna be real happy about this-
Oh shut up I know I'm breaking the fourth-
Talking about walls, break-
No, not this one, the other-
I'M TRYING TO HELP YOU HERE! DON'T IG-
I so hate-
Link rolled his eyes and stuck the fairy back in his bottle. Navi could be so annoying sometimes!
Do You Like Flying? -JohnxKarkat fluff-"Do you like flying, Karkat~?" John asked, amusement in his voice as he suspended the troll in the air with The Breeze.Do You Like Flying? -JohnxKarkat fluff-4 years ago in Humor More Like This
"You better not drop me, Egbert!" Karkat yelled over the whirling wind, batting some of his hair out of his eyes. "I swear to gog Egbert if you drop me-"
"I won't drop you Kar- oops."
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN OOPS?!"
John whistled innocently and then pulled his Breeze back away from Karkat, sending the troll plummeting towards the roof of John's house.
"EGBERT OH MY GOG FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS GOOD AND HOLY F-KING CATCH ME!!" Karkat screamed, flailing wildly as the gray tiles neared closer to his body.
John laughed, having the most absolutely fun time, before sending a gust of air down to lift Karkat just above the roof.
Karkat placed a hand over his thumping heart, gasping for air. "Oh my gog Egbert if you do that agai- OW EGBERT WHAT THE F-K?!"
John laughed and swooped down close to Karkat, whom he had just dropped on his butt on the roof.
"I hate you, Egbert," Karkat
GatewayI pass by the fish tank in my bedroom every day. I feed it once in the morning, once in the evening, or somewhere around there because I tend to feed it at 11 sometimes.Gateway2 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
I can't really tell what that fish is thinking- I just drop a pellet of food next to it, and watch and see if it gets it or not- sometimes, I'll drop multiple leading to one that's really far away so that I'm sure that the fish will be able to get it.
It's like luring the fish to eat stuff.
The name's Teal. The fish is dark blue, almost black, and it's a betta. It's got really pretty fin-things.
Thing is, I don't know squat about fish.
It's kinda just swimming there, and I'm watching it, and I have no idea what it's thinking, and we're both staring at random things and wasting time.
Or maybe the fish isn't wasting time- maybe Teal's got an official Pokémon license, finally, or maybe Teal's the new Keyblade master. Maybe it's donning knight clothes to fend off attacking rocks and saving the soccer ball princess,