>no uneven power dynamics >completely pure devoted love between the two >no emotional issues or baggage >both of them are hot
My god, this is literally the most perfect slash ship I've ever seen, I can't think of a single thing wron-
Yeeeeeah, I think it's a safe bet that Bilbo would be just a wee bit disturbed and possibly turned on? if Fili and Kili just randomly started making out one day. But I like fics where he's weirded out by the brocest while all the other dwarves are totally cool with it because like dwarf culture is freaky like that or something. They can't censor their love bilbo sorry if that makes you uncomfortable gosh maybe you should try being less close minded sometime ever thought of that
Man remember when backgrounds were a thing that I did? Neither do I.
Illustration for fanfiction. Plot: "As a child (age 3 to 4 years) Kili,after quarreled with his uncle, runs away into the woods. And there confronted with a bunch of wargs. At the last minute he have been saved by a white warg and brought to its owner. Azog, recogizing in child a nephew of his nemesis, decides that it would be fun to look into the eyes of Thorin, when he realizes that the boy hated dwarves and his uncle. Hates so much that he is ready to kill him. And he rise Kili, slowly more and more being attached to a cheerful, restless and mischievous child. Years passed and it is time to trip to the Erebor. Kili has been sent to the Shire in order to met there with dwarves and wormed his way into their confidence. At Bag End, he meets with Thorin and Fili, who was surprised to recognize a long-lost brother and nephew. Kili during the campaign more and more about the dwarves and his uncle, and, in particular, understand that they are not the same as he was told. He gets to respect them, but also can`t hate Azog - after all he brought him up. And Kili is suffering, not knowing whom to choose. "