Questions and answers I asked Jayy Von MonroeQ: Do you have a crush on jeffree Star?Questions and answers I asked Jayy Von Monroe2 years ago in Profiles More Like This
A: No, we are good buddies.
Q: Will you take a picture of yourself with a dildo and put it on yougotposted.com?
A: No. Sorry Kids.
Q: Have you ever thought of doing a porn video?
A: Haha. No. But I have had pornography pictures taken before.
Q: You shouldnt be self concious cuz all of us LOVE the way you look. And I dont lie about this.
A: Haha Thank you dear>.
Ways to Annoy Dahvie and JayyDahvie:Ways to Annoy Dahvie and Jayy4 years ago in Stories & Vignettes More Like This
1. Steal his Monster, drug it, and give it back
2. Tell him his voice is too whiny and nasally
3. Tell him Garrett is waaaay better than him
4. Tell him his hair is girly
5. Use a spray bottle to constantly wet his hair
6. Call him gay 209328529875 times a day
7. Spread the rumor that he and Jayy are together
8. Smudge his make up
9. When he passes out from the drugged up Monster, rape him! ("Drugged up like party monsters, sexed up so grab the condoms" ;D)
10. Draw on his face with permanent marker when he takes his pre-show nap. Hiding all mirrors is optional
11. Steal his laptop and post unreleased songs
12. Tell everyone he raped you, get police involved, possibly ruining his life and career (may back fire. see Jessi Slaughter case)
1. Buy bag of Blow Pops, eat or hide all watermelon flavored ones, offer Jayy bag. Sit back and enjoy his watermelon-less rage (Possibly record and post online)
2. Bend his hula hoop
3. Cut and/or shave his head is a strange pattern
Loveotomy - Javie One-ShotI can live a better life without you on my mindLoveotomy - Javie One-Shot3 years ago in Romance More Like This
Don't need you to decide without you I'll be fine
"Jayy wait!" I yelled as he grabbed his keys.
"Dahvie, I just.. I can't do this, ok?" he said, looking at me sadly. I knew I looked like shit. I knew that my make-up was fucked up from my tears, and my hair was still fucked up sex hair.
"Jayy please I didn't mean to say it it just slipped out!"
He just shook his head and left, leaving me lying in bed sobbing my heart out.
I should've known something this perfect would've be so damn destructive
I can live a better life without you on my mind
It had all started that morning. Jayy and I had been in a sex-only relationship for a while now. No feelings. Just sex.
I had curled up to his side, using his chest as my pillow, running my fingers over his perfect abdomen.
"You're so perfect." I whispered and I could feel him chuckle as he ran his fingers through my hair.
"Not as perfect as you and your fat cock." he giggled and I smiled.
PrussiaXReader- When Normal Isn't Enough 4PrussiaXReader- When Normal Isn't Enough 43 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
You sighed in preparation as you stood outside the door to your house. You would need to act convincing so your plan would be a success. You took your uninjured arm and grabbed the doorknob, slowy twisting it and inching the door open to step inside. You quietly shut it behind you and saw that the couch was unoccupied. I hope she's home...Gil said he'd come back over in fifteen minutes and I want to tell her about it before he arrives.
You walked up the set of stairs and down the hall over to the room beside yours, taking another deep breath before knocking. Thirty seconds passed. No answer. You cracked the door open and peeked inside. No one.
"Oh great she's not home..." you made sure the door was closed and turned to head back downstairs.
That's when she appeared right in front of you out of nowhere. "Can I help you?" She looked confused.
"Ack! How'd you get here?!" you jumped backwards due to a moment of fear.
"Hey, I live here too you know? And this is my room. So did you ne
Past and Present Shizuo X Reader 4Past and Present Shizuo X Reader 43 years ago in Settings More Like This
I do not own anything except for the storyline. All characters except (f/n) belong to the creators of DURARARA!!
"Yes!!" I laughed. I looked over at him to see him looking at me, we both looked away. What was this feeling in my chest? It was warm and comfortable, I liked it.
"So your house should be just around this " Shizuo started, I walked around the corner and my jaw dropped. I ran up to the people outside the apartment building and asked what happened.
"There was a gas leak and the walls have termites. They are going to take it down soon." The one woman replied.
"Excuse me miss, we are going to ask that you stand back from the site. You will also have to make arrangements to stay with family or friends. This area is no longer safe to live in." One of the police officers told me.
World Meeting Love (Russia x Reader)World Meeting Love (Russia x Reader)2 years ago in Romance More Like This
At the world meeting, you were a the new country of (c/n). You thought this was going to be a normal meeting, but you were FAR from right. The meeting started off norml then chaos broke in. France and England fought. America was announcing how he was the hero and all. Greece was sleeping. Prussia was explain why he was so wesome and got chased after Hungary with a frying pan and the others were doing their own thing.
You just sat there. You felt REALLY out of place and was about to leave, but someone stopped you and you glance over to see a tall nation with purple eyes, smiling child-like at you. "Where are you going, da?" he asks you, still smiling.
"I was going to leave. Let me ask you something...is these meetings always like this?" He nods and you sweatdrop. "Would you like me to walk you home?" You smile at his offer. "Thanks...um..." "Russia." You smile. "Im (c/n), but you can call me ________."
He walks you all the way home, making
A cup of NoCoA Cup of NoCoA cup of NoCo4 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
As the rescue boat sped away the teens (along with a television host, a mountain of a chef, and what to the casual observer would appear to be a mummy strapped to a dolly) could still hear the sounds of an erupting volcano in the background. There were only three of them sitting on the rear deck of the ship, a guy and two very strange girls. One of them was bench pressing the ships anchor, and the other was scratching behind her ear with her foot. But still, both were every now and then sneaking concerned glances at their short friend who was doing nothing but staring into the sea.
His name was Noah, and the reason he was receiving looks of concern from his odd female friends was that on their boat the only other conscious people were the pilot, the medics, and another young man with a gap in his teeth and a history with Noah.
NoCo...3:00 AM and Noah couldn't sleep. "Crap." He heard a knock on his door. "WHAT?" Izzy stepped in. "Going to Cody's place?" "WTHeck No! Get out!" Izzy stepped out. "I'm watching you!" Believe it or not Noah was actually thinking about Cody all night that's why he couldn't sleep. He sent Cody a text. "Hey you awake?" Cody replied with "Yeah can't sleep. Izzy knocked on my door asking me a stupid question." Noah replied with "Same " Cody "Wow that's odd" Noah "Yeah, are you up for some swimming down at the pool?" Cody "See you in 10" Noah was very excited to actually spend some time with Cody. "Hey, Cody" "Sup, is it ok if Gwen and Courtney come too? They also can't sleep." Noah's smile turned to a frown. "Uh, yeah" Cody smiled. "Good." Gwen walked in. "Hey guys." Courtney followed. "Thanks for the invite." Cody laughed. "No prob!" Noah was crying but he went underwater so no one would notice. 4:00 AM and everyone except Noah was having fun. Gwen got out of the pool. "Well INoCo...4 years ago in Drama More Like This
*Andley* Once a player. . ALWAYS A PLAYER! 'Ch.3'*Andley* Once a player. . ALWAYS A PLAYER! 'Ch.3'3 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
"Once a player. . . . . ALWAYS A PLAYER!"
Three years had past by and Ashley had grown up.
He was now studying his Junior year in High School.
A lot of things had changed for Ashley. For good and bad.
- He met new friends.
Jake Pitts, Christian Coma ((C.C. For short)), and Jeremy Miles ((Jinxx. He likes it better))
They were actually more like a family to him. Like the brother he always wanted.
His dad surprisingly kept his word and hasn't done anything to his mother. ((Probably cause he had his sluts at the bar, and they would let him do whatever he pleases with them.))
People stopped bullying him.
Since he entered High School a lot of things changed. Including the people he hanged around with.
((Sure, he did have some haters out there. But it was nothing Ashley couldn't handle.))
And so on.
- He still had to keep his word about the contract as well.
Which made him a man slut over time. Once he use to say he hated d
Adventures of Dahvie Vanity P2Adventures of Dahvie Vanity P24 years ago in Profiles More Like This
So we left off at Jayy and Dahvie about to leave
to get Dahvie's hair stuff and make-up. Because his
"Need my keys or we'll take your car" Dahvie
"We drove last night? I thought we took a cab?"
"My car it is"
They put their shoes on and left to Dahvie's car.
Jayy happily took Dahvie's keys, unlocked the
car and got in and of course started driving.
"Turn over here. I need to get some of that money."
So they went to the bank and Dahvie took out 255
Then they went to Target where Dahvie got
some guy-liner and guy-shadow. When they were
walking to the counter they got harassed by a
group of girls. Jayy and Dahvie talked to them a
bit then signed some autographs.
After they paid and left (tailed by fan-girl stalkers)
they got in the car and drove to Wal-Mart/
"Man, I hope they some good straighteners and
"Me, too. I just don't want to drive around all day."
"Chill, Jayy. It's only 1:30PM. We've got tons of
NoCo Mamma MiaThis fanfic takes place during Not quite Famous. It is what would have happened if Noah hadnt been so snooty during Dodgeball, and stayed while (I hate doing this) Lindsay got voted off instead. It contains slash, so if you dont like, hit the back button and get on with your life.NoCo Mamma Mia6 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Chris had set up some talent show for the next challenge and Trent, DJ, Heather and Bridgette had already gone up. So far, the Gophers were ahead by a longshot. Trent was ahead with his lovesong, DJ had messed up his ribbon act, Heather had caused Gwen to run away in embarrassment, and Bridgette had barfed all over everyone. Cody was up next. He had originally been thinking about Gwen when he came up with his act, but hearing Heather read her diary and inform everyone about her crush on Trent, he thought about how maybe he should just stop pretending to like her and just be true to who he was really crushing on. Sitting next to the empty seat Gwen had left, was Noah, boo
Unexplainable feelingThis cryptic feeling that I’m feeling insideUnexplainable feeling2 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
I don’t know its meaning but it has caught my eyes
I’ve only felt it once, but it’s been made very clear
That since the first time I met you I’ve hold you dear
And it’s so vivid; it’s strange but also great
It’s close to unexplainable, and gentle as a dove
But only few, barely anyone could relate
That the best of her is that she showed me love
Adventures of Dahvie Vanity P1Adventures of Dahvie Vanity P14 years ago in Profiles More Like This
One day Dahvie Vanity woke up in his house and
looked next to him. "OH MY GOD what is Jayy Von Monroe
doing in my bed?!" Dahvie thought to himself. Awkward
So Dahvie got out of bed and got dressed. "Why am I
naked" thought Dahvie. Then he went to the kitchen
and got himself some cereal. Which he ate in his
living room while watching tv.
Half an hour later, Jayy woke up.
"So what happened last night?" Dahvie says to Jayy
as he's getting his cereal.
"Umm, well I don't know but it was fun. Because we
got drunk." Jayy explains to Dahvie.
"Well that explains a lot" Dahvie grumbles.
Jayy grabs his cereal and sit across the couch
from Dahvie. They eat in silence watching watching tv.
Dahvie finihes his cereal.
"Well,I guess I'll go take a shower now." Dahvie says
over his shoulder at Jayy.
After Dahvie showered he stood in his washroom,
then got dressed. He looked around his washroom
and got out his blow-dryer. Then he dries and brushes
"Where's my hair straightner? Damn it
EpilogueI am tired of writing storiesEpilogue2 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
No one reads
No one sees
I am cast as the writer
Even in life
But the characters have their own minds
And words will not come to mine
The paper cuts my palms on each new page
The ink bleeds on the paper
And I cannot force her to love me
Because I only know how to write of tragedies
The author is not as real as her creations
And she exists less in the memories
Of the reader
What am I supposed to say?What am I supposed to say?What am I supposed to say?2 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
I've only met you just this day.
You want my secrets all to be told.
That seems extremely bold.
Secrets I've only told to one.
This cannot be so easily done.
You say you'll help, but is that true?
I don't see what talking can do.
Maybe the pills will change my brain.
Can't really hurt when you're going insane.
I'll tell when I can. Just some insight.
Even that, it seems, is a fight.
I don't think you'll ever know it all.
I've built up such a strong wall.
I don't like how much I lie,
But I promise that I will really try.
love is hurtingThe beautiful days we held so close, I once said to 'hello' to you.love is hurting3 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
Our meeting was brief, and simple.
Caring, and kind.
We left with helpless hearts.
Neither regretting, nor forgetting.
Our meeting place, once helped me smile.
Overcoming each day.
I still wish for the past,
with crying into my hands, at last.
Letting lose the tears,
I know I shouldn't fear.
You tell me "You'll move on".
But the glass still digs into my skin, and prickles each time I see you.
Wandering like I'm not here.
I touch my lips, and hope for yours to return.
The tears keep streaming, never forgetting.
This is a message I sent.sorry to message but I don't want my parents finding out,of the status for the girl. Tell her if you even cut once even a little one,after you start you'll find out later you cant stop,one will turn to 20,which will sooner or later turn to 100's,you'll try to hide it the best you can,and that leads to lying during any part of the days,summer: I'm on my period. Or my mom said no,or I didn't bring a bathing suit. Stuff like that anything to cover up those cuts,you'll want to tell everyone,you'll sometimes cut and cry that you cut cause you WANT to stop,you NEED to stop because its feels like your losing yourself,you feel like everything around you is falling into a big black hole. Tell her no matter what even if she never cut to draw a butterfly. The butterfly project. Everyone cares for her,and loves her. She cant do this to herself. I did this to myself,two years ago...And I feel feel broken,and at the same time blessed knowing what I now know. That people care for me,people love me,IThis is a message I sent.2 years ago in Emotional More Like This
Vulnerable: TDI NxC SlashVulnerableVulnerable: TDI NxC Slash6 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
It was funny, in some wry sense, how I could never let on my true emotions. How I could never let my guard down, even for the one most dear to me. Trust wasnt something I could fling out like..like Lindseys imbecile way of saying things. It was like talking to an infant with her, but that wasnt where I was getting to. Actually, I was getting to Cody.
Share with me the blankets that your wrapped in
Because its cold outside cold outside its cold outside
Share with me the secrets that you kept in
Because its cold inside cold inside its cold inside
He and I had been dating for almost a year, and he told me just about everything about him. Al he really knew about me was that I was highly intellectual, a bookworm, different, that I was 18, and that my name was Noah Miguel Sanchez. Well, he knew my favorite foods, and games, and all of that stuff, but there was still so much that he hadnt know
MaskI put on a mask to hide my face.Mask2 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
I make sure that it leaves no trace.
I want to open up myself and share,
But if I do will you still be there?
My thoughts are more twisted than you know.
My self-esteem's extremely low.
Sometimes I have so much fear.
It's so tough to keep my head clear.
I want to kill myself all the time,
But I just tell you that I'm fine.
Sometimes I want to kill others.
That's something you can never discover.
And so I keep it hidden inside.
I don't know if it's fear or pride.
This will change your image of me.
You'll run away from what you see.
You'll never look at me the same.
I don't want to play this game.
So I'll keep myself locked away.
It doesn't matter what I want to say.
Keeping up my high wall,
Is the closest to not being this at all.
Don't Speakjust a girl in a crowded world suffocating from negativity grasping for acceptanceDon't Speak2 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
just a girl wanting to be loved taking seriously on her downfall
just a girl within a mask turning into a hollow hole
just a girl wanting to be beautiful in her own skin
just a girl in her own jokes with no punchline for her emptyness
just a girl following the guideline of her condition keep quiet and lie to yourself
just a girl crying over the same damn things
just a girl to pussy to cut herself into two
just a girl to big to squeeze herself into a skinny jean dream
just a girl wanted a mother to hold her without judging her emotions
just a girl who needs to be sowed into a pattern of hope
just a girl wishing she could accept herself instead indulging her flaws
just a girl denying that anyone gives a damn about a emo tool
just a girl eating away her existence
just a girl goi
You MatterTake off that noose,You Matter2 years ago in Traditional Fixed Forms More Like This
Step down from your chair,
Darling, when you are down,
I will always be there.
Put down that blade,
Even if life is not fair,
Darling, you matter,
I will always care.
Keep this promiseDo me a favor; don’t forget the time that we spentKeep this promise2 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
It won’t last forever; I’m sure that one day we’ll meet again
Because we’re truly not far apart, it might as well be the start
And I know it seems a bit rough, just remember to not lose your heart
Because I’ll keep my faith in you, as long as you stay true
And don’t lose your faith in me, your friends barely know me
So don’t you ever worry, because one day we’ll start our story
Filling the blanks that we left open, keeping us from feeling lonely
My Love For YouMy Love For YouMy Love For You2 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
Oh, how do I put into words what I mean to say?
How can I explain to you with what warmth my heart beats at your name?
To count the stars would be easier a feat than this!
To traverse the universe would be faster than my words might flow, if ever they could, to tell you all my heart's pleasures!
In swimming to the deepest depths of the ocean might my lungs contain more air than that which I need to tell you what has inscribed itself on my very soul!
More days shall pass than I have left before my heart is laid bare before your eyes of emerald green!
In saying what I mean, the mute may speak more easily than I!
For you plague my thoughts and haunt my dreams, yet silent am I when the time comes for my voice to echo the adoration I have for you!
The understanding which you have of these things is but a mere footnote to the endless pages of the book that is my heart.
The blind will see before you ever reach a full understanding of what thesis lies within.
AloneA dark feeling waves over me.Alone2 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
Right now it's all that I can see.
I look around, but no one's here.
Being alone is my deepest fear.
I try to get out and see what's around.
But not a single friend to be found.
They smile politely, but it's not real.
They don't understand how I feel.
If nothing else at least there's some away.
But when we talk there's nothing to say.
I try to speak, but nobody's there.
I just want someone to show that they care.
My old friendships just seem to die.
I wonder if I should even try.
When I do, I feel so much worse.
This empty feeling is such a curse.
Maybe I should just stop trying.
Maybe that can stop me from crying.