The Joker Diaires: Entry 3
So, tell me about your day?
Well, my day is an amazing day! Brilliant and genius! It is celebrated every year and people greet each other on the street happily. "Happy Joker Day!" they say.
No? That isn't what you are asking about? Well golly darnit! Joker Day is far more interesting.
You see, everyne loves Joker Day. It is better than their birthday, far superior to Christmas. Not even the ghoulish fun of Halloween can beat Joker Day.
Thee are people laughing and dancing, with pies being thrown in faces and prat falls. It is a wonderfully large circus, and it is all dedicated to fun and laughter.
HAPPY JOKER DAY TO YOU!
I'LL HANG YOU IN A ZOO!
YOU'LL BE EATEN BY A MONKEY!
AND YOUR BONES PISSED ON TOO!
That is MY day, and what a day it is.
That one there was just for you Old man Hardley. You should feel very honoured, not just everyone gets a song written about them.
Can I undergo my treatment with Doctor Crane yet?
Doctor Crane! Who on earth is he? Good old