PWF Profile - DibPWF Profile - Dib3 years ago in Profiles More Like This
For seven long years, Dib has been trying to expose/destroy the Irken invader, Zim, who showed up in his fifth grade class one day. As soon as Dib saw this green kid, he KNEW he was an alien. Of course, no matter how obvious it was, and no matter how hard he tried to prove it, no one believed Zim was really an alien. He became very discouraged after awhile.
After about four years, something happened between Zim and Dib that changed EVERYTHING between them. However, I will not tell you what it is yet. After this event, Zim had actually tried LESS to destroy the Earth, even though he always talked about it. Not only that, but he seemed less like a threat to Dib and more like a source of entertainment. Zim started barging right into Dib's room randomly, climbing in through the window, and insisting on bugging him. Annoyed as he was, Dib didn't actually TRY to make Zim leave. They still hated eachother... or at least they kept saying they did. No matter how much they hated eachother though
When I look at you-ZAGIRSummary:Zim falls in love after years being on earth(sorry if it's OOC)When I look at you-ZAGIR3 years ago in Romance More Like This
Pairings: ZAGIR, DAGR, KAPR (they will come later X))
It's been a couple years since Zim arrived on planet Earth to say that his mission was to destroy it and make all the humans become slaves to the mighty Irken Empire. It was fall and he was walking alone on his way to school until he noticed a group of boys in a vehicle. They were driving at very high speed and ZIM froze for a second there. He didn't want to be hurt if they lost control of the car.
"this transfer to High School is ridiculous!" Zim thought to himself as the hooligans drove away laughing at the tire marks they made with just trying to park. Middle school was a disaster to him only because he traded an alliance with the Dib-beast and swore not to attack Earth anymore. Now his mission is to try and act like the hormonal teenagers around him and that was an even daunting task than trying to conquer Earth which he dictated was in his veins.
ZaDr - ZaDf Stormy DayZim sighed and looked at the clock. 3:00... The bell would be ringing in ten minutes. Ms. Bitters continued her lesson of Doom but a loud clap of thunder stopped her short. Everyone, except the heartless teacher, jumped at the sound and the sudden light that flashed across the sky right after. Zim groaned in his head. He had woken up to late for him to apply his daily amount of water repellent. Dib took his gaze off of the brewing storm to look at the alien on the other side of the room. Dib was shocked at the expression he saw on Zim; He was scared. Ms. Bitters slapped her desk with a ruler grabbing everyone's attention. "If you all don't pay attention, you'll all pay a visit to the Underground Classroom!" Everyone slid lower in their desks, scared.ZaDr - ZaDf Stormy Day4 years ago in Romance More Like This
Finally, the bell rang and everyone gathered their belongings to go home. The storm still gathered but hadn't let down any acidic liquid. Zim was grateful of this. The alien ran to his locker and grabbed everything he needed to complete ho
Haunted--Ch. 1"TRICK OR TREAT!"Haunted--Ch. 13 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
A little witch, a ghost, and a skeleton were all grinning, holding out pillowcases and plastic bags expectantly. Their smiles faded when they saw who had answered the door.
"Happy Halloween," Dib said, pulling out three candied Super Toast mega-bars from the silver bowl he carried and dropping one in every bag. He was about to close the door and retreat back into the house when the witch pushed her way forward.
"Where's Professor Membrane?" she demanded. "Why isn't he giving us candy instead of you, freak?"
Being called 'freak' by a six-year-old brought about no response from Dib. "He's busy," he said. "All of those candies are printed with his signature, though."
The three children squealed and immediately dove for their bags to fish out the autographed candy, wrestling the candy bags out of each other's hands and starting up a shouting match. Dib hurriedly swung the door closed, clutching the silver bowl full of candy bars tightly to his chest. Wit
'IB' - Chapter Eight'IB' - Chapter Eight3 years ago in Horror More Like This
Dib’s hurried pace soon slowed to a steady walk as he got closer to Zim’s base. He delayed getting there as he was both afraid and nervous of what he may find here. He actually started to second guess if this was the best thing to do, but he arrived before he knew it. Once it were visible across the road from him, Dib stopped and stared at it for a short time. He drew in a deep breath, whispering unsure words of encouragement before starting closer towards it.
Zim's base looked pretty similar on the outside, except for where his gnomes keeping his house protected had been destroyed. Though, it did seem to have an eerie aura around it which was something that hadn’t been present in the past.
Dib had made it to the front door now, staring upon it as if there were something fairly interesting about it. In reality, he was just preparing himself for what he was sure would be a quite shocking sight. Finally, he pushed the door open and flicked on the lights wi
'IB'- Chapter Seventeen'IB'- Chapter Seventeen2 years ago in Horror More Like This
Dib’s eyes widened in shock at the split second where Zim’s old self had just flashed across his face. His jaw gaped as those words rung mercilessly through his head, and he could honestly admit to himself that those words were sincere. It was then that he had the sudden desire to help the suffering Irken rather than fight him and try to rid himself of him for good. A moment later, the boy grabbed hold of the Irken’s arms and pulled him towards his chest before standing. “I’ll… try, Zim..” He whispered before running downstairs and screaming at the computer. “Help me fix him!! There has to be some way to stop this!”
"Are you crazy??" The computer questioned. "That thing is vicious!!" It cautioned him, as if the boy wasn’t already aware. Zim was already screeching and gurgling again from being restrained, thrashing back and forth in his arms.
Dib bit his lip, clutching the alien tighter as if trying to keep h
Looking at you- Chapter 4Chapter 4: Time of Roses (ZaGir)Looking at you- Chapter 43 years ago in Romance More Like This
The day went out slowly as the group of humans and Skoodge bid their farewells to Zim as they left the house. What made Zim ponder was that Dib was holding Gaby's hand as they walked out, their faces filled with love. He sighed and moved to the couch and slumped on it, too tired to move his body anywhere else. Gir was sitting on the floor watching TV again with the figures on the TV moving within the large aqua green eyes of his. The noises did disturb Zim a little, but only just a little. He was always accustomed to hearing noises all the time while he slept. His eyes were dropping little by little until he came into a deep sleep.
Gir looked at the soap-opera that was featured on the TV and saw the protagonist was troubled. He leaned in to see what the lady was about to say about her situation.
"I am very lonely," The lady began to say to a older lady that portrayed to be her mother. Gir stood a little to hear more.
"Just like me," Gir
How to Annoy Kakashi Hatake!How to Annoy Kakashi Hatake!3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
1) Tell him to stop staring at your ass (funniest if you're a boy).
2) Seduce him and steal his book while he's vulnerable.
3) Read the first page of it and call him a pervert, throwing the book at his face.
4) Say that you think Gai is cooler than him.
5) Draw a face on his mask.
6) While he's taking a shower hijack all of his masks.
7) Give him poorly drawn Yaoi featuring him and some absolutely random character for his birthday.
8) Ask to do his hair.
9) Cry when he says no.
10) Repetitively say "Please" In different voices until he says yes.
11) Dye it lime green.
12) Take his pants...or underwear if you prefer, and sell them on eBay.
13) Sneak into his room and blast Screamo while he's sleeping.
14) Steal all of his bedroom furniture and watch from a distance as he wakes up and gets an epic "WTF?" face.
15) Call him a pedophile for butt poking Naruto.
16) Tie him to a tree and spoil the ending of Icha-Icha Tactics for him.
Your Alien Friend - Invader Zim x Reader Chapter 3Your Alien Friend - Invader Zim x Reader Chapter 32 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
You had arrived at the park more than ten minutes ago and Dib had still not shown up. Was that e-mail just a hacker?
“Psst! (y/n)!” you hear someone whisper. You turn around to see Dib behind a large tree, waving you over. You quickly speed walk over to him.
“Dib!” you say. “How in the name of heck did you get my e-mail address?” Dib shrugged.
“I have my ways.” That made you feel uncomfortable. “Anyway, I need to warn you about something!” You had warnings left, right and centre! Who could you trust?
“What?” You ask, impatient to get home. Dib fiddled his fingers.
“You’re not going to believe this, but...Zim is an alien.” You raise an eyebrow. Wasn’t it clearly obvious?
“I know?” you reply. Dib looked shocked. “You’re not going to tease me for being an overly-obsessed freak?”
“No.” You say, simply. Dib stood there, staring at you.
PWF Profile - ZimPWF Profile - Zim3 years ago in Profiles More Like This
Zim is an alien from planet Irk who was sent to Earth for what he THINKS is a mission to conquer as part as Operation Impending Doom 2. However, he's actually been banished. He's been on Earth for seven long years, and still has no idea that his mission was just an excuse to get rid of him.
He's tried to destroy the Earth more times than he can count, but each time, the troublesome Dib human foiled his plans. Annoyed? Yes. However, after a certain event that occured in 7th grade, Zim's attempts at conquering the planet had become... pitiful. It seemed like he had stopped trying. He had also started becoming sort of attatched to Dib. I will not explain any more.
On the first day of 7th grade, Zim showed up to skool with a different disguise, one with longer hair. He had somehow grown a little taller, maybe having something to do with the gravity on Earth? I dunno, and I don't care. He's taller. So there. He also changed his clothes a little bit, probably because the previous year, he ob
Bedtime StoryBedtime Story5 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
GIR slowly crept into the living room, where Zim was leaning back on the couch with his head propped up on his hand, watching TV. His eyelids were flickering, but he refused to go to sleep. Sleep was a useless distraction for an Invader such as himself.
GIR ignored the TV for once; it was on the military channel, and something about big guns blowing actual people to bits instead of special effects on paid actors depressed him. Instead, he climbed up next to Zim and pulled on his sleeve. "Mastah?"
With a slightly irritated twitch of the antenna, Zim looked down at him. "What now, GIR?"
"Um " GIR fiddled nervously with the book in his hands before saying, "Will you read me a bedtime story?"
"Read it to yourself," Zim replied.
GIR had expected that, but he was persistent. "Please? I want you to read it to me. Just one time. Please, Master?" He waved the book in front of Zim's face.
With a sigh, Zim stood up, scooping GIR up into an arm. "All right, fine. But only becaus
'IB' - Chapter One'IB' - Chapter One3 years ago in Horror More Like This
So here it is! I am finally working on this for those of you who've been so patient. I am working on making this flow a bit better so please excuse its immense length since I have been adding a lot. I hope you guys enjoy chapter one and the rest of the story once I can get around to posting it! I am writing Dib's parts and Invader-Neo is writing Zim's. I haven't edited much of hers because she writes like a boss!
Everyone in the skool building knew it was a scientific law that when there was Zim, there was always oddities and inevitably, screaming. These screams were usually on resulting in either anger and denial at anything that could have been brought to his attention that he felt were threatening to his position and mission, or from absolutely anything that came out of his arch enemy's, Dib's, mouth. And both these oddities and screams were the very things that defined what Zim was to these humans as much as his PAK defined him as an Irken. He had
Dib and Zim Play SCP Containment Breachdib is on his computer, looking extremely concentrated, brow furrowed and biting his lip. zim crawls through his window, completely unnoticed. zim approaches dib silently.Dib and Zim Play SCP Containment Breach3 years ago in Humor More Like This
zim: hey stink-meat.
dib: (jumps, and there is a crack sound that came out of dib's computer speakers) AAH!!
zim: what are you doing?
dib: dammit zim! why do you always DO that?!? you made me die!
zim: (fearful) are you playing that slender game again?
dib: (turns back to his computer) no, this is a completely different game.
zim: (looks over dib's shoulder) is it scary?
dib: well, let's put it this way... if you couldn't handle slender, you won't be able to handle this.
zim: zim can handle anything.
dib: this is when i wish i was video recording when i was playing slender that night. then i could play it back for you to show you how much of a pussy you were.
zim: i do not care about kitty cats!
dib: no, z-- uuuugh... okay, i'll show you this game. but you better not distract me. this is much harder than slender.
When Dib Found Wheatley: Part 2When Dib Found Wheatley: Part 2When Dib Found Wheatley: Part 24 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
The Next Morning
"Okay, you can power up now, Wheatley."
Wheatley opened the shutters covering his optic lens. The first thing he caught sight of was sunlight streaming in through three circular windows into the dark room. He was laying on a desk, and a table lamp was placed just above him, shining a glaring white light onto him. The desk looked somewhat like an operation table, what with all kinds of tools, bolts, screws, metal frames and things scattered all over it. Dib sat on a chair in front of the desk, gazing at him from behind his thick, round glasses.
"Well, that about does it," commented Dib, "How do you feel?'
Wheatley blinked, and tried to look at his spherical metal body (which, of course, he couldn't). "I ..uh .don't feel so stiff or dented anymore, I think, and I can see clearer now, since the big crack on my optic lens is gone now. Oh, and did you do something to my circuits? Because I can think clearer now too, at least,
When Dib Found Wheatley: Part 4When Dib Found Wheatley: Part 4When Dib Found Wheatley: Part 44 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
The File and The Fall
Gaz clutched the file in her hands as she ascended the staircase from her father's home lab in the basement. Once again she checked the cover of the file. Printed on the file with a grey shutter-like logo were the words "APERTURE LABORATORIES". Yes, this was the file she was searching for. Her father was not home at the moment and would only be back in a few days, he wouldn't know that she had taken the file to read its contents.
She sat on the couch in the living room, laid the file on the coffee table and flipped it open. The papers in the file were rather old and some of them were already slightly yellowish with age. She read through some of the papers quickly. They only contained information about the Science facility how it was founded and expended, what the facility specialized in, notable people who worked at the facility, awards won and things like that - nothing that really interested her. After a while, she b
When Dib found Wheatley An Invader Zim/Portal 2 fanfiction. This is NOT meant to be a pairing fanfic. Please read the discription for more infomation.When Dib found Wheatley4 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Dib gazed upwards. It was a fine night, with not a cloud in the sky and glimmering stars covered the black sky. The moon was up, lighting up the park with a dim, silvery glow. The only sounds he could here were the chirping of crickets and the call of night birds in the trees behind him, as well as muffled noises from the city behind him.
Dib sighed as he pulled the trolley containing his equipment across the grass. The park was empty, as it was quite late and most people wouldn't be out in the dark park at that time. He followed a path that led him up a little hill the overlooked the city. It was important for him to find a place that was high up, with no structures or anything blocking him.
He soon reached the top of the hill, and stopped at a grassy patch of ground, away from the trees. Wiping away the beads of sweat forming on his forehead, he began
Taken For GrantedTaken For Granted4 years ago in Drama More Like This
Dib rolled his eyes. Of course Zim would be going off again. This time was no different to the last, except instead of rambling on about the cafeteria food giving him blisters, he was directly addressing the cafeteria drone herself. She ignored him of course, barely casting an eye towards the green 'child' directly in front of her, let alone every other student in the cafeteria for that matter.
How could they not see? Even after a two years of the same nonsense. Dib had at least expected something to change. But no. He was still picked on. Still known as the crazy kid with no friends. The paranormal freak.
Putting his hand to his chin, Dib slowly ate his cafeteria food, trying to blot out the noise of Zim's raspy voice, but it was no good. He could still hear it ringing throughout his head. He almost envied how the other students could block Zim out so easily. He just wouldn't shut up.
The pounding sensation emerging on the right side of his temple didn't help either. The more Zim rant
'IB' - Chapter Five'IB' - Chapter Five3 years ago in Horror More Like This
As Dib stood outside of his home, he couldn't help the overwhelming loneliness that washed over him. After the neighbours reaction, he highly doubted anyone would take him seriously. Not like they had taken him seriously before anyway.
On top of the extreme aloneness, the boy was feeling a massive amount of paranoia. His house had proven to be just as dangerous a place to be now, and after seeing how easily and quickly Zim could infiltrate it, he realized he would never feel at peace inside of it. He would always be looking around himself, checking to make sure he was truly alone.
Dib took only small, slow steps towards the house now, his eyes flicking everywhere as he scanned for any threats. He was quite jumpy now though, so when a small leaf flew by him he jumped backwards a step and let out a high pitched scream. He began to breathe rapidly until realizing it was just a leaf before taking a deep breath and staring forward again, his eyes continuing to scan his environm
Zim's AntennaeZim’s AntennaeZim's Antennae4 years ago in Romance More Like This
Gaz glared at her brother from the back of Zim’s underground lab, he had broken in and decided to bring her along for the fun of it she guessed.
Dib and Zim were having a go at each other, yelling empty threats back and forth, Gaz wondered if they ever got board of the same routine every day.
She sighed and leaned against the wall behind her, as her eyes swept across the room she looked at the advanced alien technology that mankind could never dream of accomplishing, wondering what idiot race would trust Zim with it all, even GIR seemed to much a handful to him.
When Gaz finished her little tour she gazed at the back of Zim’s head and listened to the argument going on.
“Stoopid Human! You think that you can come in here and infiltrate Zim’s Top Secret lair!?” Gaz always wondered why he talked in 3rd person, ‘Must be a pride thing of something…’ she thought absentmindedly.
Then she noticed them, the two
IZ - SickDib woke up at 7:00 that Friday morning for school. He walked out of his room, and heard no sound. Normally he would hear the faint talking and sounds of the T.V. from down stairs, but nothing. Not even his sister yelling at him to hurry up, or even her walking around in the kitchen. Dib knew, something was wrong. Dib walked down the hall, towards his sisters room. He slowly opened the door, seeing a dark room with red eyes staring back at him. The red eyes were her dolls, keeping alert. Dib, knowing what they could do to him, carefully walked into the room.IZ - Sick5 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
"Gaz?" He asked in a hushed voice. "You okay?"
There was no response but only a dry cough from the darkness that surrounded the room.
"I'm sick." Gaz finely said, her voice sounded horrible, like she has been screaming for hours.
Dib turned on the light, hearing Gaz groan from the light, shielding it away like a vampire. "Gaz, you sound horrible! Why don't you stay home today?" Dib made his way to Gaz's bed, standing next to her.