Under ReviewUnder Review9 years ago in Scraps More Like This
An office. WOMAN sits at her desk, analyzing papers. There is a tentative knock at the door as MAN enters, stage RIGHT.
WOMAN. Come in. Have a seat.
MAN sits. Pause.
MAN. You said you wanted to talk to me.
WOMAN. I didn't say I wanted to. I said we needed to.
WOMAN. I think you saw this coming.
WOMAN. Regardless, I'm afraid your recent performance as "boyfriend" has been the cause of some concern. You're going under review.
MAN lowers his head.
WOMAN. I just happen to have your resume right here and it's come to my attention that there were several... mistruths.
MAN. Expansions of the truth.
WOMAN. For example, under "skills" you put down "chef."
MAN. I cook.
WOMAN. You add hot dogs to your Kraft Dinner.
MAN. Those hot dogs don't cook themsel