Pastamonster Harlem Shake animationPastamonster Harlem Shake animation10 months ago in Drama More Like This
OH MY FUCKIN XDDDDDDDDDDD
BEN HARMLET SHAKE 8D
i cant stop to laugh this is very stupid jo
but i am sooooo hungrrryyyy qwq
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MACHINE+DOM+GIRL STORYThe city is being too quiet. There were no abnormal sounds on the cool night air. If I focused my sensors hard enough, I could probably make out the soft breathing of my Girl sleeping soundly in her bed a few blocks away. Of course, I could pick up on her anywhere. She had made me promise to stay close tonight.MACHINE+DOM+GIRL STORY2 years ago in Sci-Fi More Like This
"I just have a weird feeling," she'd said, curling her tiny fists into my already torn cape. "Stay."
And here I was, roaming the eerily calm roads. Odd looks from other wanderers stuck to me as they passed and I pulled my collar up with a scowl. Small bits of circuitry were visible, just beneath the blood and skin on my right cheek. That area was always the hardest to mend. It took a lot of sewing and patching that I just didn't have the patience for. Sweet Girl would have to work on it soon with her gentle little fingers before it healed all wrong and I had to tear it again.
That last fight had hardly been worth the time. A puppet had been set loose and was trying to rob a loca
In His ImageThe Elohim were very rare in the world that they heralded in. Nestled in the outskirts of the Andromeda galaxy, lay a very bright world with a sun so large that it should have by all accounts consumed the surrounding planets with its pull. Like a miracle, it survived on just enough distance and just enough revolutions around its star to maintain itself while also fostering enough habitability to contain life. The sentient beings were nomadic and had no interest to stay in their own world, believing that the answers to their questions of life and existence was far beyond their immediate reach. So they travelled all over and returned only to divulge knowledge to the young so they may eventually go forth and seek. They had no need to propagate in large numbers with their long lifespan and were generally quite isolated in nature. Each of their communities were small and tended to themselves with their own focuses and ways of lives. Certain races stayed within their own communities, occasioIn His Image8 hours ago in General Fiction More Like This
Kidnap the Demon SeedKidnap the Demon Seed5 months ago in Humor More Like This
Kidnap the Demon Seed, lock her up real tight
Throw away the key and then
Turn off all the lights.
First, we're going to set some bait
Inside a nasty trap and wait
When she comes a-sniffing we will
Snap the trap and close the gate.
Wait, I got a better plan:
Let's rather catch the Taco Man
And rob him of his beany treats,
On which we gleefully then feeds!
Kidnap the little Gaz
Throw her in a box
Bury her for ninety years
Then see if she talks.
Tell Zim your secret, demon child,
Computer & Zim
Based on which our plan's compiled.
Your brother will be full of guilt
Until his fight will wilt!
I say that we take a pizza
Place it at her window sill
Knock three times and when she eats it
We'll quickly put her in a sack!
You're so stupid, think now,
If we sneak around her house so keen
The Dib will spot us, panic
Zim & GIR
And the police will beat us black and green.
Kidnap the purp
Invader Zim- A Game or a Life--Part 2Dib heard the sound of laughter. Not a roaring crowd of kids laughing at his pain, thankfully. He wasn't exactly happy to see what it really was though. He lifted his head to see Zim standing over him. His zipper-like teeth zipped open and closed as laughs escaped his mouth.Invader Zim- A Game or a Life--Part 22 months ago in General Fiction More Like This
Dib looked down again, and grunted as he placed his hand on his own knee and pushed against it to help himself stand, and steadied his body.
"Just how I planned it!" Zim's cackling ceased as he spoke loudly to Dib. He obviously made no attempt to quiet himself. He didn't seem to mind if people heard him.
"Planned? What do you mean?" Dib threw his arms out, using the motion to express his confusion. "My sister's going to KILL me! You couldn't have planned THAT!"
"Oh but I did, Dib-beast. For you see I HYPNOTIZED your sister with... Uh..." Zim thought for a second, trying to decide what to say. "Uh... Hypnotized her... Wiiiiith..."
"Uh huh, that's great, Zim. You're a terrible liar. The only thing she can be hypnotiz
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When a few moments went by and Dib didn't answer his question, Zim turned his attention back on Gir before asking him instead what he had just told Dib. "Gir, what did you say to Dib? Tell to Zim!" He barked, making a rather dramatic gesture in the air with both his hands as he waited for an answer from his minion.
Gir just giggled however.
Zim frowned. "Diiib?" He asked again, not liking being kept in the dark like this.
Pulling the covers over his head and refusing to answer Zim's question, Dib sank down even further into the bed.
Zim blinked down at Dib and then just threw his arms up in frustration. "Agh!" He then pulled his arms back down, pouting and bowing his head in defeat.
Gir merely giggled again before climbing under the covers with Dib to sit up on his chest and whisper something else to the flustered boy. "D'awww...Master cranky...He gonna have a baby?" He asked, liking this game of keeping secrets from his master.
Eyes snapping wide open at the disguised robot's question
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Watching what Dib was doing curiously, Zim's fingers twitched a bit for a moment as the other continued to play with his hand.
Rubbing them between his own fingers gently as though they were the alien's antennae, Dib then shifted his gaze up to stare at the others wig where his real antennae were, really wishing he could just touch them, even if only for a short second.
Zim looked over to their hands and moved his fingers over each of Dib's, exploring Dib's five digits with his three before entwining their fingers together.
Just staring up at the Irken with wide eyes, observing all of his features closely, Dib scooted in closer to Zim.
Staring back at the other, Zim brought up a hand to gently run his finger over the bridge of Dib's nose and then lightly poked the end of it before pulling his hand away and smiling down at him.
Dib could only blush shyly at the small poke to his nose before finding the others side and burying his face in it, causing his glasses to go askew.
Dib is Sick - Chapter 66Dib is Sick - Chapter 661 week ago in Romance More Like This
Just continuing to blink in some confusion at Zim and Dib, the nurse eventually returned her attention back to her notes.
Giggling through the tube a bit and squirming around in the bed, Dib, meanwhile, had by now closed his eyes with a big smile on his face, happy that he got what he wanted from Zim.
Zim gave him a light poke on the forehead. "Yeah, you better be happy, stink-beast." He smirked before giving his hair a small ruffle.
Reaching up a hand to take hold of Zim's hand, Dib blinked his eyes back open before intertwining their fingers together.
Staring down at him all the while, Zim moved his thumb gently against Dib's hand.
Dib brought up his free hand to write something else on Zim's arm. "Hey, where did Gir go anyways?" He asked, having only just then realized the android wasn't with them.
Zim's eyes grew wide. "Gir?! I don't-...He went home...Didn't he?...." He asked, having completely forgotten about Gir back when all the panic from earlier had unfolded.
"I don't remember
Dib is Sick - Chapter 68Dib is Sick - Chapter 681 week ago in Romance More Like This
His face seeming to fall a bit at Zim's response to his question, Dib dropped his hand away from the others arm and pulled it back to himself to hug the blankets tightly.
Zim looked up at Dib quickly at his reaction. "Huh, I mean...Probably. I guess they can't keep you here for too much longer." He tried to send Dib a reassuring smile.
Dib looked back up at Zim sadly. "My mom was kept here for 4 months before she died..." He wrote out to the other on his arm again.
Looking back at him a little shocked by his words, Zim looked off to the side sadly for a moment before looking back at him again. "Well...It won't be the same for you, Dib." He said with a confident nod of his head.
Dib hugged the covers even tighter to himself. "I'm not so sure...I've only been here about 24 hours and already I have something jammed down my throat that's breathing for me." He wrote before tightening his grip on the covers slightly.
"Well, yes...But they said you might not have to keep that thing in..."
One Thousand Dollars -ZaDr- Chapter 89Chapter 89One Thousand Dollars -ZaDr- Chapter 893 months ago in Romance More Like This
When Dib woke up the next morning, he looked around and sighed. He got off of his son’s bed and walked down to the pilot room. “Where are we? Are we close to Irk? Or am I going to have to deal with that bastard longer?” He snapped at the Irken who was the head pilot obviously not in a good mood to hear if they were still a few days away from Irk.
“We’ll be at Irk in a couple hours, my tallest.” The pilot responded quickly looking up at Dib in shock though.
Dib smiled happily and walked down to the prisoner room. He walked in and smiled down at Zim. “Hey, little Zimmy~ Guess who came to play?”
Zim looked up and smirked as he cracked his back crawling to the front of the cage holding his ground as he looked up into the honey-gold. “I haven’t seen that fire in you since we were ten. Finally decide I’m the lowest bastard on all the planets?” So this is it. We’re over. What I said to him finally made
One Thousand Dollars -ZaDr- Chapter 79Chapter 79One Thousand Dollars -ZaDr- Chapter 794 months ago in Romance More Like This
“What have I done...?” Dib muttered as he curled in a ball looking at the bed. He hugged a pillow and cried in it. “Have I really fucked everything up so badly I couldn’t even...keep my...loved ones near me...?” Dib’s held onto the pillow tighter as he closed his eyes tightly. “Goddamnit! Why?! Why?! Why?! Is this what he fucking wanted?! For me to kill him?! Why?! I don’t even know if I can! I have too but...I don’t even know...” Fuck. Didn’t I always say that Zim and I could never last? I should have never taken the risk! I should have been fucking normal! I should have took over my dad’s lab and stayed out of it. I regret everything! If only I put up a better fight...if only I fought to save him and not destroy him. I hate this! I don’t want to do this! But I don’t want to die! Not by their hands!
Dib got up and walked out his eyes red and puffy. He watched as Irken after Irken walk
One Thousand Dollars -ZaDr- Chapter 67Chapter 67One Thousand Dollars -ZaDr- Chapter 675 months ago in Romance More Like This
Sol gasped as he turned to Dib. “You! Go out and kill them! We can’t let them conquer the fort!”
“Yes, sir!” Dib saluted as he charged out and tackled Zim to the ground. “Mahahahah! I got you, alien-scum! And now you shall pay!” Dib laughed as he started to tickle Zim on his sides. “Commander Sol! I need you! The enemy is trying to break free!” Sol is so much like Zim...he’s demanding, but in a good way. Zim did an amazing job raising him, and all alone too. I need to catch up into getting to know him. I’ve already missed out on so much. Maybe...if I devote my life to him...he can love me?
Zim let out a surprised squeak when he was tackled to the ground. He tried to get away and figure out what was going on, but then the dreaded tickling started. Zim tried to squirm away as he laughed. “Get off of Zim! Dib-human! D-Don’t tickle the almighty Zim!” He gasped as he continued to laugh. <i>
One Thousand Dollars -ZaDr- Chapter 65Chapter 65One Thousand Dollars -ZaDr- Chapter 655 months ago in Romance More Like This
Everything is falling into place. My plans were moving forward. Dib thought he was the bad guy at the moment but what is about to come and crush him will make these steps look easy... Zim sighed as he picked up Sol by his hands and swung him in between his legs. “Sol, what do you think about Daddy becoming Tallest?” Does he know we’re trying our hardest to be together? To make this seem like a good old happy family? Its been so long since I’ve actually sat down and talked to him since I was so focused on Dib. “Do you want me to spend more time with you? I know I’ve been really focused on work and Daddy lately...” I feel bad I’ve been kind of ditching my own kid...
“I think its amazing! Daddy is so brave!” He beamed as he giggled and picked up his feet so it was easier to be swung. “I wish you would, but I want Daddy to spend time with me too! I like hearing stories from when you were on E
One Thousand Dollars -ZaDr- Chapter 58Chapter 58One Thousand Dollars -ZaDr- Chapter 586 months ago in Romance More Like This
Zim smirked as he picked Dib and glared at him returning back to his old self at that comment. “ME Fail you?! What about you?! You’ve failed me so many times in these past few years! Where were you when I was having Sol?! Where were you when I was depressed?! Where were you when the war happened?! Sorry, Dib, but I think your the problem in our relationship! You never even thought of me! You were just off playing soldier! Trying to be the goddamn hero everyone thinks you are! Well, you know what, Dib!? I’m not the villain anymore! You are! You weren’t there for me when I needed you and you never will be! You always thought you were so perfect! I thought you were so damn perfect! Well, you know what?! I’m done!” He threw Dib making him stumble and crash into a bookshelf breaking it. “You never even fucking thanked me for all I’ve done for you! You're a bastard and everyone in both our worlds know it! I bet it hurt you soooo bad
One Thousand Dollars -ZaDr- Chapter 57Chapter 57One Thousand Dollars -ZaDr- Chapter 576 months ago in Romance More Like This
Dib looked up when he never felt the intense pain of getting ripped apart. “...What...?” Is he stalling to make it more worse on me? To make me know the guilt of betraying a race I never betrayed? If he keeps me alive I’ll go back to being a slave...maybe that’s all I’m good for. Lucas did say I had the choice to sink or swim, to be with Zim or not be with him. I guess I choose to sink. I had everything and now its being taking away from me again, because I’m not worthy enough. Or maybe at the last second Zim changed his mind and believed I was telling the truth about not betraying him...?
Zim looked at the ground and put handcuffs around my wrists. “You have now been sent to trial for not being loyal to the Irken Empire. What do you plead as?” I don’t want to do this you’ve just made me. Why can’t you just be a good human for once? Why can’t you just be happy? Why do you always have to be the
Shylo/HeroShy interactive(just a quick comment on Shylo/Heroshy; Shylo is his real name that his Father Fang calls him and HeroShy is both a nick name and the name of his Darker personality when he turns more evil and violent, which is quite rare)Shylo/HeroShy interactive6 months ago in General Fiction More Like This
You woke up in the forest after having respawned from a creeper attack on your house that had destroyed your home bed. As you get up to look around for a way home you hear a soft crying sound coming from a near by cave. Inside the cave is a little kid wearing a tattered grey cloak.
Herobrine's Daughter: Chapter 11(Herobrine’s P.O.V)Herobrine's Daughter: Chapter 118 months ago in General Fiction More Like This
‘She’s late!’ I think to myself, more surprised than angry. As I am about to teleport to her, she comes running through the entry. ‘Sorry I’m late!’ She calls with her mind ‘I had to do… something.’ I give her a skeptical look, but give her the benefit of the doubt. ‘That’s all right. You’re here now so let’s begin!’
She stands straighter at this and I chuckle. Is she still that uncomfortable around me? ‘This isn’t the military Rechel, I’m simply teaching you some skills you will find useful in the future.’ She looks unsure for a moment, but relaxes her posture. ‘So what am I learning today?’ she asks eagerly. ‘Well seeing how you’re very skilled in most areas already I’ll teach you some of the minor skills. Starting with making your eyes appear ‘Human’, maybe the beginnings of possession.’ She perks up a
Herobrine's Daughter: Chapter 10(Rechel’s P.O.V)Herobrine's Daughter: Chapter 109 months ago in General Fiction More Like This
Trying to get the condensed flame to form a spear, I quickly glance up at the clock on the wall. Apparently it was almost Mid-day. ‘Think we should get to bed?’ I ask Herobrine. He looks up at the clock and a look of surprise flashes across his face before it returns to the neutral look he almost always wears. ‘I suppose, tonight come back here so we can continue.’ With that he teleports off and I quickly start to my room. On the way there I think of Herobrine. He is my dad, no doubt there. But he’s a little cold… I suppose that’s to be expected from Minecraftia’s most feared legend.
I open the door to my room to see Shamus pacing back and forth at the end of my bed. “Uhhh, can you leave? I need to change.” I say, still a bit weirded out by giving orders. His head snaps up and he relaxes a bit when he sees me. “Good! You’re here! Now lets go!” He grabs my hand and I feel him prepare to
Herobrines Daughter: Chapter 9(Rechel’s P.O.V)Herobrines Daughter: Chapter 99 months ago in General Fiction More Like This
I take a seat at the table and look around for Herobrine. It’s quite strange that he wasn’t seated yet and Shamus said he was waiting. Right when I was about to ask one of the zombies that were milling around, he burst through the door that I’m guessing led to the kitchen holding a hot pan. “Sorry I took so long.” He says apologetically “I had to wait for the ingredient runner.” He takes a seat at the small table across from me. “Why not get the mobs to cook for you?” I ask quizzically “You are their lord after all.” At this he laughs “Ever seen a mob try to cook? They’re hopeless!”
He takes a plate of the delicious smelling food and I quickly follow suit. Eying the mysterious food I grab a fork and take a bite. Flavor explodes in my mouth. “where did you learn to cook?” I ask in between bites “While I lived in the Aether, Notch and Jeb taught me.” He repli
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The hot water pouring over my body helps to clear my mind. Why had Rechel agreed to come so easily? I mean I didn’t expect her to kick and scream but I did expect some resistance, at the very least some fear. I felt waves of fear coming off of Catana and Stryker, but none from Rechel… I turn the shower off and wrap a towel around my waist.
Drying off I feel a sudden draft come from my room. I hang my towel and walk into my room to change into some sleep wear. When I open the door I see a man dressed in green standing in my room. “Dear Notch Jeb! You could warn me before you come!” I raise my voice to express my annoyance, “Don’t use Notch’s name like that!” He snaps at me “However I can see why you would want a warning.” He looks at my naked body “Go get dressed, I’ll wait in he hall.” He turns and walks out the door.
I quickly get dressed in some boxers and a robe. “Jeb I
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I stand over her bed and scan her features. ‘Wow,’ I think to myself ‘She’s changed so much since the last time I saw her.’ She has her bangs draped almost completely over one eye and fair skin. I see little of her mom, my wife at one point, but a lot of my own features… ‘Now, what’s her name again?’ thinking hard ‘Ah, that’s right! Rachel.’
Well I guess I should wake her then… ‘Rachel,’ I speak into her mind ‘Rachel, Wake up!’ she stirs and sees me standing over her bed. She looks startled for a moment but then relaxes. “Man, maybe I should let up on the minecraft.” She chuckles and moves to pinch herself. “Ow!” She yelps when she does “This isn’t a dream?” she looks at me confused. “No, I have come to get you.” I state evenly “Ok so you’ve come to take me to the land of minecraft
We have a friend named Jeff"How do I do this?!" Mac exclaimed, gripping the xbox controller like her life depended on it. "Damn you, dragon! No, I'm sorry I love youu!"We have a friend named Jeff10 months ago in Humor More Like This
Sally typed the keys on her new laptop, occasionally looking up to her screaming friend. She sighed. "Would you like me to help you to the keep?" Mac nodded, handing the xbox to her. Just when Sally moved Mac's character down the path, a dragon appeared in her path.
"AHHH!" Sally screamed, but squeaking because of her sore throat. The character was eaten by the dragon, and the girls sighed. Sally started over, getting Mac's character to their designated destination. When Mac was set, she averted her eyes back to her own screen.
"Ah! Freakin' guy, stop running so fast!" Mac grumbled, swinging her sword to kill an enemy. "And you said Skyrim was easy."
"On easy," Sally corrected. "You think Markplier trolled the beginning for no reason? Of course it's a challenge."
"And your solution is?"
"To cure Skyrim , use m
Choose A Side (part 4)~three months later~Choose A Side (part 4)10 months ago in Horror More Like This
"rake, get off of shelly..." growled slender.
rake hissed and didnt let me up from his pinning. he only glared with his black eyes.
i took his mild distractionand rolled, twisting and shoving untill rake was below me.
sliding my dagger under rakes chin, i smirked triumphantly.
rake bucked under me, but i held my grip firm, so he couldnt get up.
"CHEATER!" he hissed furiously.
"you lost you concentration," i chuckled. "thats a fair win."
one of slenders tenticals patted my shoulder, and i let rake go.
i had been slendermans apprentice for three months now.
three months of hard fighting, learning, and training. slenderman had me fight with a dagger, nothing too awesome. i could fight well in cose combat, because i had speed to dodge and slash, but i was still human and i could still use alot more practice. i was still the weakest in the bunch, so i had to keep myself strong.
the first few weeks had bought me some easy time, but soon everyone treated me like crap.