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A Girl and her Duck6 years ago in People
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Biohazard Lolita4 years ago in Drawings
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How To Report The News5. When talking about a local issue, walk through the city while pretending you don't live there.How To Report The News2 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
4. In introducing an international news story, you must display a picture of said country's flag, just in case people have no idea what country you are talking about and yet somehow recognize the flag.
3. Bombs, gunfire, storms, and earthquakes always "rock" the affected area. There is no other verb permitted.
2. All religions should be represented by the single most belligerent and insane person who affiliates themself with said religion.
1. If you have to choose between a fact and a pun, go for the pun.
Wicked QueenIn a castle made of stone,Wicked Queen3 years ago in Songs & Lyrics More Like This
And vanquished foes' drained blood and bones:
A throne made out of claws of bears.
One day, that will be my chair.
All Hail the Wicked Queen,
A dash of glamour and a pinch of mean.
I want to be her someday,
To reign in Hell and always get my way.
Once her evil spell's begun,
There's nowhere to hide, nowhere to run.
She'll be defeated in the end, I know,
But, baby, what a way to go.
All Hail the Wicked Queen,
A dash of glamour and a pinch of mean.
I want to be her someday,
To reign in Hell and always get my way.
The Bentley8 years ago in Other
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The Spider and The MoonOnce upon a far-off timeThe Spider and The Moon7 years ago in Traditional Fixed Forms More Like This
In a kingdom far away
A young prince stared at the sky by night,
And dreamed of the moon by day.
Enchanted by the moon's soft glow,
Spellbound by lunar light,
He never noticed the tiny spider
Who adored him every night.
The spider sought the prince out
And watched him from above,
In the dark and shady corners,
Oh so terribly in love.
"But I am just a spider,"
She thought with misery.
"Whatever would a royal prince
Want with a beast like me?
If only I could give him
What he truly desires."
And the spider glimpsed him view the moon,
And was suddenly inspired.
***
The spider waited patiently
'Til
The Nature of CreativityEpiphany! I finally understand the nature of creativity!The Nature of Creativity4 years ago in Academic Essays More Like This
First, let me begin with another question I have been struggling with. It's related, I promise. The question is:
Why is it important to be happy?
Every emotion is more or less of the same value, right? It's either good or it's bad, deviating from our usual disposition in whichever direction it may. It's happy, or sad, or angry, or whatever...Why does it matter if an experience is positive or negative? Beyond the experience of the individual, does one's happiness actually affect the world at large?
I'll venture that it really does make a difference, not just to one person and t
Jack Sparrow Pancake6 years ago in Scraps
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York, U SuckHere's a story that really happenedYork, U Suck6 years ago in Scraps More Like This
And in fact, it's still happening now.
So please excuse me for being outspoken,
Throwing a spaz, and having a cow.
It seems I got completely screwed.
The last course I need, denied to me.
I don't have too much else to go on.
This school's not worth my anxiety!
York, you love to toy with the undergrads.
That much I can say is true.
I never liked bureaucratic establishments
Right now there's none I hate more than York U!
York U sucks!
York, you suck!
Why can't someone just give me a break?
York U sucks!
York, U suck!
This is more than anyone should have to take.
I called up each and every d
SPORKSS is for spoons, which they partially are!SPORKS6 years ago in Traditional Fixed Forms More Like This
P is for possibilities, limitless as the stars!
O is for oddity, the sporks' claim to fame!
R is for rust - don't let them rust, for shame!
K is for a kind heart, a spork user's wings!
S is for sporks, the finest of things!
at the doll hospital6 years ago in Other
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Poetry VandalismPoetry Vandalism5 years ago in Haiku & Eastern More Like This
Quiet fortress burns.
A sad, perfumed angel eats.
Empty eye opens.
GRRRR OF DOOM7 years ago in Drawings
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Ducky7 years ago in Animals
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Valentine For My Friends4 years ago in Games
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Sailor Storm4 years ago in Movies & TV
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Dragon Fight4 years ago in Other
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Three Word Movie SynopsesAnaconda - Big Freaking SnakeThree Word Movie Synopses4 years ago in Scraps More Like This
Barb Wire - Casablanca’s Retarded Cousin
Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs - Food Rain Problematic
Donnie Darko - Stop Doing Drugs
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind - Well, Forget You!
Full Metal Jacket - Born To Snap
Ghostbusters - Haunted Buildings Suck
Homeward Bound - Animals Versus Nature
Indiana Jones (any of them) - It’s A Trap!
Jacob’s Ladder - Wait, He’s Dead?
King Kong - We’re All Monsters
Labyrinth - Bowie In Tights
Madagascar - City Slicker Animals
No Country for Old Men - I’m’a Take This...
Ocean’s Eleven - Ratpack Busts Casinos
Paranormal
Haiku Thru The MonthsJanuaryHaiku Thru The Months7 years ago in Scraps More Like This
Sunny, cold, and bright.
The year begins anew now.
Happy New Year all!
February
Groundhogs predict spring,
But winter is relentless.
Valentine's Day sucks.
March
March is really cold.
Honestly, why's it so cold?
"March of the Penguins."
April
No rain, no flowers.
"April is the cruellest month."
Exams are to blame.
May
Gardener's weekend.
Queen Vicky's birthday again?
Let's launch explosives!
June
The weather is hot.
I wish I could wear shorts now.
Blast!! I'm still too fat!
July
I have no backyard.
My sister's friends took over.
What's with all these bugs?
August
Humidity sucks.
It's way too f---ing hot
Kuzko for Scattle6 years ago in Other
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Fangirl RantFangirlsFangirl Rant4 years ago in Traditional Fixed Forms More Like This
They think they can speak Japanese
Fangirls
They think they can do what they please
Fangirls
They do what the normals don't dare
Fangirls
To them, all the world's a yaoi pair
Sonic and Knuckles never ever got it on
The entire cast of Death Note can't be reduced to pr0n
Snape was always single, can't you get that through your head?
Cloud did not come out as soon as Aeris was dead (Oh, Sephiroth!)
Ranma-kun and Ranma-chan, impossible from the start
Then there's the nebulous cluster springing up from Kingdom Hearts
The leading man won't fall in love with sparkly Mary-Sue
Deny it all you like, fangirls. Deep down, you kn
Satan SpeaksHi there. Welcome to Hell.Satan Speaks4 years ago in Spiritual & Occult More Like This
Aw, come on. Don’t look at me that way. I’m not so different from you yourself, don’tcha know? Haven’t you ever complained about your work hours going on for all eternity and your workplace being absolute hell?
I notice you’re looking at me like you’re almost disappointed. What? Do I not look like the Devil you had in mind? Did you expect me to have horns and hooves and a tail? Perhaps a goatee as well? Excu-u-u-use me, but it’s not exactly a uniform. I make my own rules, and damn it to hell (so the ball would be in my court), I wear what I like. Or, take the form I li
The Dear Job LetterDear Job,The Dear Job Letter4 years ago in Scraps More Like This
This isn't working out between us. It's not that you're not wonderful; I just can't see me staying with you for the rest of my life.
Each day I go to you faithfully, but every time, I've been dreaming of another. This may be hard to hear, but every time I do you, it's been with false enthusiasm. I am indeed the sort of person who might be married to her work, but I can't commit to you in particular. It's not me; it's you.
Although I am grateful to have you through these tough times, please understand that this isn't permanent. You were not my first. You will not be my last. Although I do appreciate and even enjoy the stabi
Humon's Scar Meme3 years ago in Books & Novels
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