Smart Sexy SupercoolIf my voice were sweeterSmart Sexy Supercool6 years ago in Scraps More Like This
And my hair were longer
And I was harder, better, faster, stronger
If my feet were smaller
And my body thinner
And I always was a first-place winner
If I were better at singing
And better at sports
Had a prettier smile
And showed tactful support
If I were an athlete
And a brilliant thinker
If I were a dare-devil
And a fearless drinker
If my ankles were slender
And my neck weren't so bulky
And nothing bad happened so I'd never get sulky
If I were a leader
Yet didn't mind being led
And if I were some mythical creature in bed
If I were an angel
So patient and kind
Remembered all the good
And left the bad behind
If I were a hero
Played the saxophone
A champ with a skateboard
And charismatic on the phone
If I were a beauty
And a wiz troubleshooter
And had magical talents with every computer
If I were a princess
Dressed by cartoon birds
And knew the definition of every word
If I could do magic
If my eyes sparkled brighter
If I never got tired
And my muscles were tigh
Notable Quotables - Astrology"By far, the fire signs are the most confrontational. If you piss off an Aries, they'll run you over in their truck. A Leo won't run you over, but only because they're distracted with looking for a bigger truck. A Sagittarius will run you over with a vespa because they think it's cool."Notable Quotables - Astrology6 years ago in Scraps More Like This
~Me, explaining astrology to my friend.
Haiku Thru The ZodiacAriesHaiku Thru The Zodiac8 years ago in Scraps More Like This
Always wants to be the boss.
The rambunctious ram.
Slow and peaceful one.
Working hard to improve life.
Likes to sleep in late.
The sign of the twins.
Always up for fun.
Loving, caring friend.
Don't be crabby, crab.
Loves to be the star.
I am Leo, hear me roar!
Take a break, virgo!
Can't make up your mind?
Inner balance is the key.
Friendly sorts of folks.
In touch with true self.
Deep and intense emotions.
Acts so serious.
Cheered by archery?
The generous explorer
Wants to see the world.
Slackers get your goat.
Ambitious and hardworking,
You strive to succeed.
Is completely nuts.
Help others with your weirdness.
Fish who dare to make a wish.
Feelings of passion.
York, U SuckHere's a story that really happenedYork, U Suck6 years ago in Scraps More Like This
And in fact, it's still happening now.
So please excuse me for being outspoken,
Throwing a spaz, and having a cow.
It seems I got completely screwed.
The last course I need, denied to me.
I don't have too much else to go on.
This school's not worth my anxiety!
York, you love to toy with the undergrads.
That much I can say is true.
I never liked bureaucratic establishments
Right now there's none I hate more than York U!
York U sucks!
York, you suck!
Why can't someone just give me a break?
York U sucks!
York, U suck!
This is more than anyone should have to take.
I called up each and every department
And each department just sent me away.
So what's a student to do in this position?
They just don't care what I have to say.
Nice and safe, in their ivory tower,
Damn them, those pretentious fools!
I suppose in a way I deserve it
For being dumb enough to play by their rules.
You suck, you suck, you suck, you suck!
I'll say it again cuz I'm so damn poetic.
Three Word Movie SynopsesAnaconda - Big Freaking SnakeThree Word Movie Synopses4 years ago in Scraps More Like This
Barb Wire - Casablancas Retarded Cousin
Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs - Food Rain Problematic
Donnie Darko - Stop Doing Drugs
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind - Well, Forget You!
Full Metal Jacket - Born To Snap
Ghostbusters - Haunted Buildings Suck
Homeward Bound - Animals Versus Nature
Indiana Jones (any of them) - Its A Trap!
Jacobs Ladder - Wait, Hes Dead?
King Kong - Were All Monsters
Labyrinth - Bowie In Tights
Madagascar - City Slicker Animals
No Country for Old Men - Ima Take This...
Oceans Eleven - Ratpack Busts Casinos
Paranormal Activity - Thats Freaky Shit
Queen of the Damned - Glamourous Bloodsuckers Party
Rashomon - I Remember Differently
Sisterhood of the Travelling Pants - Girls Gone Nostalgic
Titanic - Poor People Drowning
Usual Suspects - Cant Stop Talking
Vertigo - Heights And Impersonators
Walk the Line - Man In Black
Xmen - Sharpest Claws Win
Yojimbo - Take
Haiku Thru The MonthsJanuaryHaiku Thru The Months8 years ago in Scraps More Like This
Sunny, cold, and bright.
The year begins anew now.
Happy New Year all!
Groundhogs predict spring,
But winter is relentless.
Valentine's Day sucks.
March is really cold.
Honestly, why's it so cold?
"March of the Penguins."
No rain, no flowers.
"April is the cruellest month."
Exams are to blame.
Queen Vicky's birthday again?
Let's launch explosives!
The weather is hot.
I wish I could wear shorts now.
Blast!! I'm still too fat!
I have no backyard.
My sister's friends took over.
What's with all these bugs?
It's way too f---ing hot now.
I miss wintertime.
Tuition is nuts.
I have to buy more school stuff.
Books are expensive.
Cool and peaceful time.
Watch out for kids with pumpkins.
Leaves turn into fire.
Most depressing month,
But term papers aren't so bad,
Or lest we forget.
Via MiaWhen I turned eight years old, a little part of me diedVia Mia6 years ago in Scraps More Like This
All my days stayed dark, and all the nights I cried
My parents hated my friends, thought theyd grow up to be thugs
Id like to say I spent my teenage years free of drugs
But my well-meaning parents kept me well-supplied
Yeah, its true I had a problem, that I was depressed
At the heart of it all, my perspective was messed
And I hope, looking back, that now Ill forgive the rents
Because the worst pill I can take is the one that resents
Its time to get clean and stop being so stressed
Theres no one out to get me
At least, no one I cant see
Lets drop the hate
And lets debate
And ar-gree to disagree
Its up to us
To rebuild this town
For both of us
And everyone around
So Im grown up now and Im going to school
My universitys a paper labyrinth built out of rules
So many people I meet get to acting so rude
They bitch about McDonalds but they
Hey You...Hey You...Hey You...3 years ago in Scraps More Like This
I don't know you, and we'll probably never meet, but I just wanted to thank you for all the good that you do in the world. I don't know specifically what it is for you. Maybe you volunteer your time to help others. Maybe you use your creative talents to make stories or songs that make people feel better. I wasn't there and I didn't see when you held the door open for someone or gave up your seat on the subway, but somehow I know you did it. So thanks.
If this still sounds meaningless to you, I can understand that. Right now, there is someone making fun of a nice person's efforts. There are a lot of mean people in the world. Of course, there are also a lot of nice people too - and you're one of them. The world needs more nice people, and your kindness strengthens the team. So thank you for that too.
Thank you for choosing, if I may be so dramatic, good over evil.
My DiseaseMy disease has no nameMy Disease3 years ago in Scraps More Like This
No coloured ribbon
No awareness month nor special day
When people say
"this goes out to anyone who needs a friend,"
I know they mean anyone but me
I'm not one of them
And therefore their enemy
And all I can do
Is wait for the day
When "everyone" means everyone
Until I get my ribbon
HowToWriteACaptainQuirkStoryThe Rules for writing a Captain Quirk story ~ by Captain QuirkHowToWriteACaptainQuirkStory7 years ago in Scraps More Like This
1. Nothing can ever go right for a main character, especially with regards to family or love.
1b. even if the couple in question is a fake couple.
2. Everything can be blamed on the previous generation. Nothing is our fault.
3. Environmentalist themes must creep in somehow. However, blatantly environmentalist characters can and will be mocked.
4. Marriage is evil.
5. Love screws everything up
5b. especially in the case of dissonance in marriage.
6. A character can have a cool name, or a cool hair colour, but not both.
7. The story is not allowed to finish unless a group of extraterrestrial beings or an alien spacecraft has appeared.
7b. In lieu of an alien, a dragon may be used, but only if absolutely necessary.
8. The world will end in a nuclear holocaust.
8b. However, nothing prior to this event is even worth writing about.
8c. Not to worry; all the important char
Death by EpiphanyYou say this world is sink or swim,Death by Epiphany6 years ago in Scraps More Like This
But all my penalties should have gone on him.
On my own, Im all alone
But next to you, Im nothing.
You want to give me all the blame
Youd have nothing in me except eternal shame.
But now and then, Im here again,
And you think I owe you something.
Im left alone to my own devices
You settle back, anticipating crisis
But oh my god I have nothing to hide.
Or do I?
The wolf and scorpion-lion
Are still alive inside.
Rainbows at NightHave you ever seen a rainbow at night?Rainbows at Night7 years ago in Scraps More Like This
Ancient magic made of shattered moonlight
Infinitesimal colours in the dark
Redistributing as the mystic arc
Night rainbows watch the world from way up high
A spectral bandage on the soul of the sky
Stitched by prayers, cast in ethereal light
A sacred wish creating rainbows at night
March HOMEWORKscopesFace those papers and tests with the stars on your side!March HOMEWORKscopes6 years ago in Scraps More Like This
Aries You pick up on things easily at the start but have trouble following through to the end. Anytime youre stuck knee-deep in essay, reread the assignment sheet and your thesis statement to jump-start your mind.
Taurus Methodical and routine-based, the Taurus spirit thrives academically by making a homework/study schedule and sticking to it.
Gemini Because you are a great communicator, you probably express your ideas clearly in your essays. Of course, you love social contact too, so why dont you and a classmate proofread each others papers.
Cancer You are a people-person to the core, so review by explaining the subject material to other people. If theres something you dont have down pat, you know what to focus on each time you hit the books.
Leo Compartmentalize. Set aside designated st