10 ways to confuse your friends10. Whenever you see a stone statue and your not with your friends, stare at it and when they come, shout 'DONT BLINK!'10 ways to confuse your friends1 year ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
9. Go up to them after they do something and wave a finger in their face while saying, “Hetalia!” then run off
8. When in public, be aware of everything, explain it as, “I'm preparing for monsters”
7. Start playing violin when you're thinking
6. Start to pretend shoot things when bored
5.When around fire, start smiling much like your used to fire
4. When you come out of PE, examine your body and exclaim, “STILL GOT LEGS!”
3. Eat a lot then start talking, then say after one questions you, “I know my vocabulary is hard to understand. Ill just stop eating now to get you to understand”
2. eye you're math teacher, then never answer you're friends question to why your eying you math teacher
1. Repeat 10-2
The Cosmic Hobo's ABCsA is for AbsurdThe Cosmic Hobo's ABCs3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
He was shorter, wearing long, baggy clothing, a silly tall hat over a silly head of black hair.
Ben shook his head. He was convinced this man was the Doctor but did he have to look so absurd?
B is for Bored
When he told Zoë he left Gallifrey because he was bored, he told only part of the truth.
What he didn't mention was that the image of his wife's dead, cold body still filled his nightmares.
C is for Crumbs
He actually didn't know why he started saying it. It just became a habit.
D is for Dalek
He was playing trains with his enemies, laughing all the way. Even Jamie joined in, holding on to one of the Pepper Pots. Alpha, Beta, and Omega laughed (a strange noise, actually), saying "Choo-Choo!"
E is for Ecstatic
"Splendid!" the Doctor shouted, clapping his hands and hopping up and down. Polly laughed; despite his age, he could act just like a small child.
F is for Fun
"Just think of it!" he shouted, his blue eyes filled with glee, "All those inventions, mine
The Beginning of a TimeThe Beginning of a Time3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
While waiting for the end, many things go through your mind. Sitting in the decommission dockyard (or junkyard for you humans) allowed me plenty of time to do just that. I wanted to leave Gallifrey and see the universe. I wanted to ride the Time Winds and feel free. It appeared as though that would not happen now. I was told by the other Timeships that I was old, out of date, that my time had passed. How ironic is that? I had watched as the orders were given and was placed in a state of hibernation as a precaution. I knew what was in store for me. The technicians would enter using a master key then input the override protocol to start the shut down sequence. Once the sequence was completed, they would release the clamps on my console and open the main panel allowing the artron energy from my heart to seep out. I wondered when my awareness would cease. Would it happen suddenly after the shut down protocol or slowly as my heart bled out? I was frightened but had no
The Doctor and You 2The Doctor and You 24 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
You are cramped, too warm, blind, and it feels like your heart will never slow down. It's been in your throat for as long as you can remember, and you are sure they can hear you.
They are everywhere. And the one alien you need right then is nowhere to be seen.
Another one goes gliding silently by you, and despite the heat, you feel an aching cold pass through your stomach and you curl up even tighter, trying to disappear.
Where could he be? He promised to keep you safe. "I would take a bullet for you." He had said, holding your hand to his chest. "I really would. Both hearts. You're going to be fine. I'm going to get you out of here."
That's what he said before they dragged him away. And you would be worried about him, except the creatures have been whispering, and panicking about an escaped prisoner, and you can still understand them. So he is alive. Free. Conscious. Alright.
So why hasn't he come for you already?
And why haven't they found you yet? It's not like y
Here Without YouHere Without You2 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
A hundred days have made me older
Since the last time that I saw your pretty face
A thousand lies have made me colder
And I don't think I can look at this the same
When The Doctor first met Sarah Jane in his Third regeneration, he thought she was absolutely perfect in every way.
From the way she smiled to the way she helped him, just thinking of the budding journalist made both his hearts flutter with utter contentment.
Right now, The Doctor was in his Eleventh regeneration and currently dreaming of his Sarah Jane.
But all the miles that separate
Disappear now when I'm dreaming of your face
The Doctor sighed in his sleep, dreaming of Sarah Jane being in his arms, forever, just her and him, the way it should have been.
I'm here without you baby
But you're still on my lonely mind
I think about you baby
And I dream about you all the time
This wasn't the first time he'd dreamt about Sarah, he has sometimes dreamt about her when he least expected it.
Sometimes he didn't
The Doctor and You 3The Doctor and You 33 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Knock knock knock.
" are you in there? Ready to go?" comes the Doctor's voice through your bedroom door. "I've found this great new planet- it has no sun! The warmth comes completely from the planet's core, and the entire planet is self-sustaining-- you've got to come on!"
His words make very little sense at first as you roll over, groaning. Your whole body aches, and your head is pounding. You have been sleeping for eight hours and it feels like you ran a marathon.
"can I come in?" Comes the Doctor's voice around the door as his words filter back into your consciousness.
"Yes." You croak, your voice scratchy and throat hurting.
His head pokes around the door and his vibrant expression immediately falls. He comes over to your bed and sits next to you, smoothing his cool hand across your brow.
"Are you alright?" He asks, brow furrowed in concern.
You shake your head. "I don't feel well." You mumble, enjoying his cooler body temperature as his fingers trace across your f
A Day That Shook the World- Part 1A Day That Shook the World- Part 11 year ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
THE TARDIS landed with a gentle thud in front of a giant obelisk-like monument. “Doctor, are you sure you set the coordinates correctly?” Jo asked as she peered out of the blue doors.
“Of course I did!” he said from inside. “I’m absolutely sure that I’ve gotten it right this time. After all of that nonsense with that miniscope on Inter Minor, I was more than careful this time.
Jo stepped out and threw her hands on her hips and muttered, “Well, this isn’t exactly how I had pictured Metebelis Three to look like.”
“Well, of course it’s not what you thought it would look like. You have never been here befo-” The Doctor stepped out of the TARDIS himself. Jo noticed that he was wearing his cape. She actually liked how it looked on him, even though she had never said anything about it. “Well. This isn’t Metebelis Three, that’s for sure. It looks like…” The Doctor turne
52 ways to annoy Alucard★☆×~52 WAYS TO ANNOY ALUCARD~×☆★52 ways to annoy Alucard4 years ago in General Non-Fiction More Like This
1. Ask him if he will let you to kill him
2. Kick him in the shin and run away
3. Glomp him
4. Steal his hat...
5. ...Steal his jacket...
6. ...Steal his sunglasses...
7. ...Steal his gun...
8. ...Then come to him yelling:Hey, I'm Alucard, I'm the immortal bastard who wants to kill everyone Hahaha!!!
9. Show him the pictures of naked Seras
10. Cough at him
11. Ask him if he's in love with Integra
12. Ask him if he's gay
13. Say that Walter's in love with him
14. Switch his pistols with water guns
15. Dye his hair pink
16. Switch his sunglasses with normal glasses
17. Glue paper saying:Kick me if you can on his back...
18. ...Then make Anderson do it
19. Make out with Seras right in front of him
20. Rape him o_O
21. Ask him if he ever kissed a girl
22. ...If he says yes ask him if he's sure that it wasn't a guy
23. Show him AxS hentai
24. Put a bomb in his toilet
25. Kiss him
26. Take him to a strip club
27. Dance around
The sephiroth songMy name is Sephiroth, I have long hairThe sephiroth song9 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
My skin is pale, so very fair
I also have, 1 cute black wing
But people think, it's a chiken wing
My name is Sephiroth, I'm evil and cool
But when I laugh, I sometimes drool
I have a long, and shiny sword
They all call me, the Evil Dark Lord
I have 1 enemy, his name is Cloud
I hate him 'cos, he's very proud
Cos his sword, is bigger than mine
And all his girlfriends, are so damn fine
hellsing: Pranks1. Take and hide Integra's cigars.hellsing: Pranks4 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
2. You can hide Alucard's guns too.
3. Take Walter's wires and run while screaming, "I have the Dental Floss of Death!"
4. Compare Integra with a man, out loud with other people in the room.
5. Pull Pip's eye patch and release it while he's still wearing it.
6. Hum "He's a pirate" whenever you pass by Pip.
7. Give fangirls the address of Hellsing and make them attack Alucard.
8. Show Integra pictures of her and Alucard or any other pairing. Including yuri.
9. Dye Alucard's clothes pink. Yes you can do his hair too, maybe his guns.
10. Put leaves on Father Anderson and call him Anderplant.
11. Write 'English sow' on Integra's forehead while she's sleeping.
12. Force Alucard in girl's clothes and call him Girlycard.
13. Prank call Integra.
14. Push Alucard making him land on Pip and shout, "Yaoi!"
15. Lock Alucard in a room filled with fan girls.
16. Blow up half of the manor and blame it on Seras.
17. Put a fart pouch on Integra's seat before she sits
Hellsing: CarmelldansenIntegra was walking in the halls of the dungeon when she heard odd music play from Seras's room.Hellsing: Carmelldansen4 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
"Do, do doo...
Yeah-eah-eah, yeah." The music played. She could hear Seras laugh hysterically and Walter giggle when Alucard spoke, "What the hell is that me?"
Integra peeked through the door and saw the three of them laughing at the computer but she couldn't see what they were watching.
"Vi undrarar ni redo alt vara med
Armarna upp nu ska ni fa se
Hvem som helst kan vara med." The computer sang. "What in God's name are they listening to?" Integra whispered to herself and snuck into the room without being noticed. She stood behind Seras who was sitting in a chair in front of the computer. Walter was at her right side too occupied by the computer and Alucard was at the other side, none of the three noticed Integra.
"So ror pa era fotter
Och vicka era hofter
Gör som vi
Till denna melodi." The music continued. Integra saw the three of them go into shock and t
The Doctor and YouThe Doctor and You4 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
It's late at night and you can't sleep
It's late at night and you can't sleep. It's not that you aren't tired, in fact, you are downright exhausted, it's just that after everything your mind just won't settle down.
Sitting up on the edge of your bed, the room the TARDIS has given you suddenly feels cold and alien- even though it is an exact replica of the room you have back home. It's just that time of night and the frustration in your exhausted body that makes the normally homey place anything but.
You find yourself fighting back tears of frustration and you feel trapped. You are on a ship that can go anywhere and you can go no where. You can't even escape your tangled thoughts in the sweet shelter of sleep.
The room is colder than normal, you are sure of it, and when your bare feet touch the floor it seems like the TARDIS is intentionally trying to make you uncomfortable with the frigid temperature of the floorboards.
Wandering out into the hall, you find yourself somehow in the kitc
Doctor Who FeelsRose is gone, the Doctor is blue.Doctor Who Feels8 months ago in Free Verse More Like This
Ask, "Donna, where's the Doctor?"
She'll reply, "Doctor Who?"
Sarah Jane and Martha have both had their fun
As for the Ponds, they're both done.
So ask me again why the TARDIS is blue
There's a sad, lonely angel inside
With both hearts broken in two
Cookie-Cookie-Cookie2 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Everyone knew April's cookies were the best. But everyone knew Mikey's were better. The cookie jar had been full to the brim not half an hour ago. Now there was one cookie left.
But who would take the last one?
Master Splinter was sitting by the table, the jar in his hand. "The one to get the cookie from me gets to eat it."
There was silence but he knew his sons were quietly communicating. There was one cookie left- just one. What were they going to do about it?
Suddeny Mikey leaped out of the shadows, swinging with his chucks as Splinter's hands. Splinter dodged easily but then Donnie's bo snuck between his hands and knocked it into the air. It was then Raphael who jumped, and with momentum, pulled the jar lid off.
The cookie went soaring through the air and with the swinging of Leo's katana the cookie was cut into four.
"Well done my sons." Splinter said, catching the chopped cookie. "There's now a piece for each of you." He then smirked. "However- none of your touched it so
Hellsing - Don't CrySeras awoke with a start, breathing in quick, startled gasps, as she looked wildly around at her dungeon room.Hellsing - Don't Cry4 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
When she remembered where she was, she relaxed, falling back against her pillow, and began to cry, red streaming uncontrollably down her face.
The orphanage, the evil people who didn't care, understand, except for their wages. She remembered it all. Her parents, gone. She knew that they would have understood her, unlike her master, who didn't even try, and treated her with annoyance and exasperation. Yet, she was tied with the curse of having fallen in love with him.
Her father, who she had been so proud of, gone. Gone, because of some thugs with a grudge. Gone. She was alone, with no one to go to.
Seras sobbed even harder, as his face swam before her eyes, burned forever into her mind by the horrible dream.
"Seras..." a voice murmured, and she gasped, startled. It was him, her master. She would have sighed, if she had been able.
"Y-yes Master?" she whispered roughly through h
Hellsing - Separation Anxiety"Master?" Seras asked sleepily.Hellsing - Separation Anxiety4 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
"Mm?" was Alucard's reply. It was dark, and they couldn't see each other, but that was to be expected when inside a coffin. They had both just awoken from a peaceful day's sleep. Alucard stretched slightly, as there was little room in the enclosed area, and gently wrapped his arms around her, sighing contentedly. There were fewer greater pleasures than waking up next to the girl you loved. Seras nuzzled deeper into his chest, perfectly content, but with just one little thing in the back of her mind.
"Master, when are we going to tell them? We can't keep this secret forever." She was referring to the fact that the other members of the Hellsing organization had yet to be aware that Seras and Alucard were romantically involved. Alucard sighed again.
"No, we can't. But we don't necessarily need to tell them. I don't know about you, but I'm perfectly comfortable with PDA (Public Displays of Affection). If they notice that, they will be able to find out for th
Julius Caesar: RemixedA summarized and modernized version of Julius Caesar, a.k.a. the *stab* play.Julius Caesar: Remixed4 years ago in Comedy More Like This
By Isabel Cooke, with minimal help from William Shakespeare
Act 1, Scene 1
Flavius: Get out of the streets, you lazy idiots! What are you doing, anyway?
Cobbler: Celebrating Caesar!
Marullus: Why, you losers? Pompey is way better. Do you remember when you used to get excited about him? You should be ashamed of yourselves.
Flavius: Let's vandalize statues of Caesar!
Caesar: Make sure you hit my wife so she can have kids.
Soothsayer: Watch out, bub. March 15 is not your lucky day.
Brutus: Oh, I'm so emo! I'm at war with myself.
Cassius: Dude, you're noble. I love you, man. I wouldn't lie to you. You're awesome.
Brutus: I love JC and all, but I don't want him to be king.
Cassius: Yeah, well, he's a wimp anyway. He got sick once. Plus, he's way too powerful.
Brutus: I would rather be a villager than have him be ruler. Hey, he's coming back.
Cassius: Casca will tell u
Doctor Who- Animal VersionsOne- Sooty owlDoctor Who- Animal Versions1 year ago in Profiles More Like This
Susan Forman- Mockingbird
Ian Chesterton- Rottweiler
Barbara Wright- Crane
Jamie McCrimmon- Highland bull
Victoria Waterfield- Swallow
Zoe Heriot- Otter
Liz Shaw- Dingo
Jo Grant- Cocker spaniel
Sarah Jane Smith- Border collie
The Brigadier- Dutch shepherd
Leela- African hunting dog
Romana I- Curly-coated retriever
Romana II- Doe
Five- Golden retriever
Adric- Red panda
Tegan Javonko- Ferret
Nyssa- Snow leopard
Vislor Turlough- Cat
Peri Brown- Bunny
Mel Bush- Piglet
The Rani- Jaguar
Ace McShane- Coyote
Grace Holloway- Collie
Nine- Black weenie
Rose Tyler- Maned wolf
Jack Harkness- Flying fox
Martha Jones- Raven
Donna Noble- Badger
Simm!Master- Shiba Inu
Amy Pond- Irish setter
Rory Williams- Airedale
River Song- Sand cat
Clara Oswin Oswald- Otter
OHFE: The Little Christmas DoctorsOHFE: The Little Christmas Doctors2 months ago in Short Stories More Like This
Mytrice Allebloo was turning the key in the keyhole when she heard her parents' voices. And none of them was pleased. Of course, they had never been too peaceful about each other (in fact they always had different opinions about literally everything), but here there was a very special reason. That's why Mytrice turned the key slowly for it not to click in the lock, tip-toed in and hurried upstairs to her room.
"Bros, I'm home!" she announced in half-loud voice, letting her four little brothers know that she was here without letting Mum and Dad know before they calm down. It's better not to get in the heat of the moment. "Is that what I'm thinking about?"
"Guess", the oldest of the boys, seven-year-old Eccly, replied. He was lying on his stomach on the floor, swinging his legs in the air, with Stephen King's Needful Things in front of him (yeah, he was fond of horror and suspense stories).
"They have an argument about presents", the youngest in the family, fo
No DifferentI'm tired of the lies, I'm tired of you.No Different2 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
You said you wouldn't, but it wasn't true.
I'm sick of your lies,
And the truth is hiding in your eyes.
You're no different, you're like everyone else.
Lying to get what you went, thinking of no one but yourself.
You knew how I felt, but didn't care,
You lied, you manipulated, but you should be scared.
I'm tired of the bullshit,
And you're nothing but a bitch, don't try to deny it.
Yeah, I knew it would happen,
That's why my senses have sharpened.
But honey, I've got some secrets too,
None of which involve you, but you'd kill me if you knew.
Oh, don't try to ask,
You'll never see through my mask.
I've got plenty of secrets, none to be revealed,
Sorry sweety, my lips are staying sealed.
You have your walls, I have mine.
Stay away from me, and we'll get along just fine.
To think you were my friend.
Turns out it was another lie in the end.
Three is a CharmThree is a Charm1 year ago in Profiles More Like This
There is no doubt that the Second Doctor, Patrick Troughton, was a huge clown. So, when the Third Doctor, Jon Pertwee came around, maybe it was time to try something new. The Third Doctor was a little more serious than his predecessor, but that didn’t make him any less amazing. And no matter how “straight” you tell me that Jon Pertwee played his Doctor, I will argue in hell that he didn’t miss a single chance to add in a silly voice, gesture, costume, joke, or charm into his acting. This is because, in real life, Jon was more of a clown. To be honest, the Doctor was pretty much the first role he played more seriously. (Well, except for when he had to be a Greek wind in a school play, but we won’t even get into that.) I think what made the Third Doctor so brilliant is the fact that he was serious, charming, adventurous, and silly at the same time. This makes for a very interesting character. So, for this March, I am honoring the Third Doctor played by Jon P
The Travellers-ChopinXLisztThe Travellers (or: A Sad Sort of Melancholy Melody) A short story.The Travellers-ChopinXLiszt5 years ago in Historical More Like This
By V.K. Violette
WARNING: I dont own historical characters, and although I want to be, I am not George Sand. Everything in this story never happened. Also, this fic will contain love between individuals of the same gender. Just deal with it and move on.
A Sad Sort of Melancholy Melody
By: George Sand
Where should I start but here? I sit here alone, at Frederyks old piano which faces the window. I will not touch the keys and butcher their musicality with my non-ability to harmonize, or play music in general. Right now, there are tears running down my face, and words dying on my lips. However, these words shall live on paper. This short story is meant only for one pair of eyes: mine. But I should start with the background.
Chopin was my friend, and I did love him, more than I have ever loved a man- yet I had basically thrust him into the arms of another with my big mouth and my in
Run, wolfgirl, run...Run wolfgirl, run, burn bright like the sunRun, wolfgirl, run...1 year ago in Free Verse More Like This
We don't have much time, now the battle's begun
Run wolfgirl, run, hear the cry of the moon
Hope that the truth means he'll come to you soon
Run wolfgirl, run, starry gold-dusted eyes,
Never look back, you know you can't hide
Howl, wolfgirl, howl, sing to the night,
As the world breaks around you, you stand up to fight
Dance, wolfgirl, dance, like a flame on the fire,
Take this one chance to jump ever higher
Run, wolfgirl, run, though you're broken and bleeding
The ticking of clocks brings you closer to healing
The strength if the wolf, in the heart of a girl,
The love of a human, who knows she's been burned,
She'll chase out the darkness and she'll always return
Jump, wolfgirl, jump, don't be frightened to fall
Into the arms of an oncoming storm
Run, wolfgirl, run, when you're head's in the clouds,
Keep your eyes up ahead and your feet on the ground
Run, wolfgirl, run feel the fear on your skin,
Don't play to the