I Am Zim"Tak..."
"Not now Zim,"
"I said not now Zim!"
And in that exact moment, my door burst down, reveling a angry Zim. So much for privacy...
I let out an exasperated sigh. And after giving him the 'why-do-you-do-this-to-me' look, I answer. "What is it, Zim?"
Zim's eyes widen, then downcast. He itches the back of his head, suddenly seeming very sheepish. "Umm..."
I can feel my veins bursting. "What?" I repeat, this time with more venom in my voice. Zim notices, now looking more and more uncomfortable.
"I'm bored..." he mumbles under his breath. My eyes twitch. What am I, his 24 hour entertainment?!
"Buy a llama," I mutter. I face the opposite side of him, even though I wasn't working on anything over here anyway. But I act like I am anyway. Just to irk him off.
"TAK..." He whines at me loudly, stamping his foot on the ground. I continue to ignore him. He lets out a huff.
Zim grabs me rather violently, frustration written across his eyes. He hurries me off into his roo
I. Calm - ZATRI. CalmI. Calm - ZATR4 years ago in Romance More Like This
"GIR! GET IN HERE!"
The little sir unit fell from the ceiling and onto the floor in front of Zim, his master. "Yeeeeees?"
"Where are the flowers at?!" Zim was extremely exhausted from looking for the flowers he had planned on giving to his love, Tak. His used-to-be-enemy, and his now present girlfriend. "Tak's gonna be back soon and I can't find them anywhere!"
"What flowers, Master?" Gir stayed on his head, sticking his little tongue out.
Zim nearly exploded. "YOU KNOW DAMN WELL--"
A pair of arms wrapped themselves around Zim's waist, and a head rested on his shoulder. Zim could feel the familiar warmth in the embrace. When he glanced down, he noticed the person was holding in one hand, the flowers he planned on giving to Tak.
"Thank you for the flowers," Tak whispered, giving Zim a peck on the cheek.
She sure knew how to calm him down.
KissesShe was so gentle and soft that was hurting him. She was so sweet and loving that it only broke him down. And her she was, kissing him, while he pretended to hate it.Kisses2 years ago in Romance More Like This
Pretending to hate her.
He was trying to find the strength to break away from her, but her couldn't. A part of him loved this attention. A part of him was begging to kiss her back. But another part of him didn't. He had to remain strong to the Irken Code of Conduct.
Yeah, sure. Why would he care about stupid laws?
Zim finally pulled away from her grasp. Tak looked at him adoringly. Zim looked at her loathingly.
"What... What is the meaning of this?!" Zim demanded, face scrunching up. Although he looked disgusted, inside he felt warm. Loved. Wanted.
He wanted her.
Tak's voice was small, but oh so soft. It was that voice that made his knees weaken. That voice that drive him wild. That made him blush so fiercely.
"You're lovely." She whispered, wrapping her arms around Zim's neck. A bright streak of red grew on Zim's face. H
Fluff:ZaTr Part OneIt was a bright day. The sun glowed over plants and animals alike, hugging Earth in its warm rays. Gusts of wind blew past an abandoned playground rapidly. Blue skies loomed overhead, dotted with clouds. The air was scented with a dewy freshness, while the atmosphere was pleasantly warm.Fluff:ZaTr Part One2 years ago in Romance More Like This
It was a perfect day to be outside.
But unfortunately for our antagonist, it was a school day.
Trudging in the damp halls of the school, Zim felt any traces of a good mood simmer away. Bags were underneath his contacted eyes, while a dark scowl hung on his mouth. Zim's feet moved as if they were a hundred tons, carrying him slowly down the school's hallway.
Kids surrounded either side of him, joyously chattering away about any subject that came to mind. The short irken's antenna twitched from beneath its wig. Children reeked of foul smells. Not only this, but many of them were uglier than the Dib human.
Rounding the corners of the hall, Zim sulked to locker, unlatching it open. Heaving out his books, h
IZ Dormed Chapter 7IZ: DormedIZ Dormed Chapter 74 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Chapter 7: Flight
They were bathed in an eerie warning light, plummeting from 50,000 feet in the air to a collision with the ground. How did this happen? Well, it's a long story...
. . .
"Sweet mother of Irk, turn off the freaking Swedish Pop Music, Pur! It's been FIVE HOURS!!" groaned Red.
"Hey, don't diss Caramelldansen!" retorted Purple. "This is some of the best music I've heard on Earth so far!" Minimoose squeaked as if to affirm this. "Thank you for that, Minimoose."
Meanwhile, Gaz was hanging off of Zim.
"Pleeeaaase!" she wheedled.
"No, Gaz! Me taking off the disguise would defeat the whole purpose of having one in the first place!"
"But it's just me, the Tallest, and Dib here!"
"Aw, come on Zim, it can't hurt," said Purple.
Zim sighed. "All right, fine." From his shoulder bag he drew a small black box with a tiny switch on it. He pressed the button, and his f
IZ Dormed Chapter 8IZ: DormedIZ Dormed Chapter 84 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Chapter 8: Merry Jingly
The whole dorm room was alight with shining, colored bulbs, the tree covered in strings of garland and tinsel, and a pine wreath hung on the door. The whole room was bright with holiday cheer.
With the exception of Zim.
"Come on, Zim! Get into a bit of holiday spirit!" said Purple, hanging a bauble on the tree.
"I really don't get the point of putting a severed, dead tree in this room, decorating its corpse, and putting presents underneath of it which cannot be opened untul the 25th.
Purple sighed. "It doesn't have to make sense, Zim! Just have fun."
"Purple, we didn't come here to have fun, this is a serious mission, and-"
"I suppose that the seriousness of this mission explains why you have a girlfriend?"
"Gaz is not my girlfriend, Purple, she-"
"You're a horrible liar, Zim, I don't know why you even try..."
Zim's face was bright red.
"Calm down, Zim, Purple's just playing with you," said Gaz. E
IZ Dormed Chapter 9IZ: DormedIZ Dormed Chapter 94 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Chapter 9: Over the Edge
Gaz wasn't sure exactly how to describe Irkens. She supposed that her best definition would be that they were like a combination of humans, insects, and cats. They had human-like figures, but their green skin, large, brightly colored eyes, and antennae made them seem like insects. But they were almost like cats in personality and behavior they could sneak around quietly without ever being noticed unless they announced their presence, their antennae pricked up and flattened with as their emotions changed, just like a cat's, and when they spoke, their voices were soft and almost reminded you of a cat purring well, Zim's at least. His brothers...not so much.
Gaz kept all these speculations to herself. She knew that it would be rather uncouth to just ask them all about their species. Her brother, unfortunately, didn't have that kind of foresight. He asked away as t
IZ Dormed Chapter 20IZ: DormedIZ Dormed Chapter 204 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Chapter 20: Finality
They all rushed over to Zim's side, kneeling down beside him. He was unmoving, sword still clutched in his hand.
Gaz felt his hand. "He has no pulse," she said.
Dib gasped. "So...he's..."
Gaz nodded solemnly, a few tears welling in her eyes. Red was shaking him. "You reckless idiot! You'd better not die on me like Pur did, Zim!"
Gaz touched his shoulder. "Red, he's gone."
Red lifted Zim into the air, and they walked silently out of the room.
IZ Dormed Chapter 24IZ: DormedIZ Dormed Chapter 244 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Chapter 24: A Tiny Problem
It was Friday morning, two hours before class started. Zim had pretty much forgiven Dib for reading his diary, but he now kept the little black book with him in his shoulder bag at all times.
Purple was having fun, posing with a ray gun. That is, until Red burst in.
"OH MY GOD, DID YOU GUYS HEAR-" Purple screamed, accidentally firing off the ray gun, which happened to be pointed straight at Zim. Zim squealed, and there was a flash of light.
At first glance, it looked like Zim was gone. But no, he was there. But just barely. He was now no more than two inches tall, and he looked like a plushie from an otaku's bedroom that had somehow been magically brought to life.
Dib walked over, picking him up.
"Put me down!" he squeaked, an antennae twitching irritably.
Dib just stared at him.
"I said, put me down!" Zim stomped, jabbing the tip of his steel-toed combat boot into Dib's hand. &
ZATR Oneshot: Pulse-less.“Computer!” Yelled Zim, “Why did you not inform me of the Tak-beast’s re-landing on Earth?”ZATR Oneshot: Pulse-less.2 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
The computer beeped once before replying in a monotone voice, “I didn’t know you cared.”
Zim’s ruby eyes widened. “I do not care! She is a pathetic excuse for an Irken! She’s a janitorial drone!” He yelled, shaking a fist at the computer.
Gir, who had been feasting on a burrito on the ground, giggled. “You like Ta-ak! You like Ta-ak!”
Zim growled and bunched up his fists. He was not going to take teasing from two artificial intelligences. Especially not about that ridiculous Irken!
He marched over to the elevator and got in. Arriving at the top floor, he stomped over to the sofa and flopped down. Bringing his hands in front of his mouth and placing his pointy fingers together, he frowned. He kept his gaze straight ahead and breathed slowly and evenly, his mind plagued with thoughts. When did Tak escape orbit? <i>
When Your World Comes Crumbling Down CH 9Chapter 9: I Forgive You, ZimWhen Your World Comes Crumbling Down CH 93 years ago in Romance More Like This
It has been a whole day since Zim, Tak, Gir and Mimi left Earth to escape to Mirikia. People slowly started returning to town once the news of Gragnok's death went public. The army took the body to Area 51 for research, although they didn't say that to the public. They came up with some lame excuse about burning the remains of the alien. But, as predicted, everyone bought it. Well, everyone but Dib, that is. Dib laid on his couch staring straight up at the ceiling, which was the sign that he was either depressed or thinking about stuff very hard But in this case, it was for both those reasons. Gaz, who didn't really care much about Zim and the others leaving, merely sat in front of the television, playing more video games.
" He's gone," Dib moaned, reaching for the box of tissues on the floor beside the couch. Gaz, knowing that she would be forced to talk to him, put her game on pause and turned to him. "Zim is really gone," he continued, pulli
My Insane Lover Part 1Zim glumly sat oh the school steps, rubbing his gloved hands together. The afternoon sun cast a slight light, warming his uncovered skin. It glittered bright orange yellow in the distance. Sighing, Zim pulled his knees closer to him, eyes lacking their usual energy.My Insane Lover Part 12 years ago in Romance More Like This
He had lost it.
No, he told himself. He hadn't lost it. He'd lost ALL of it. Anything good in his life had practically been snatched away from him. To be honest, he hadn't seen it coming. He, the smartest irken alive, had missed something. That didn't happen very often. Especially when this something was impacting him so much.
Out of the corner of his eye, he spotted something. Gaze shifting over, Zim quickly regretted looking towards the object. It was just a normal, half used up roll of duct tape. Purple duct tape, to be more specific. Battered up, with dirt caked around the edges. Zim looked away swiftly. He didn't want anymore reminders if what happened in the previous days.
What happened, you may ask?
Just the complete
LoveA slamming door, a furious scream. That was what greeted her.Love2 years ago in Romance More Like This
A sharp knife, a loaded gun. That was her loving welcome.
A tear streaked face, eyes filled with outrage. This was her knight in shinning armor.
Hands clenched in anger, blood across the floor. That was her daily affection.
A fight. A riot. An argument. That was their 'loving' discussions.
A dysfunctional robot, with big blue eyes. This was who she wept to.
A sullen face, with narrowed red orbs. The robot told her cries to him.
A faked apology. A broken promise. That was what he told her.
A gentle kiss, a real hug. This was what he received.
Strange. Happy. Warm. Excited. That was how he felt.
A new chance, a new opportunity. This was what she thought.
Wrong. Mistaken. False. That was what she was.
Two days. Forty-eight hours. This was how long it took.
A shattered heart. A bleeding lip. That was what he gave her.
A destroyed ego. A cut cheek. This was what she gave him.
A lovesick irken. A deranged relationship. That
FeelingTak ran her hands around Zim's cheeks, which were red with embarrassment. His knees buckled together, whining at her soft petting motions.Feeling2 years ago in Romance More Like This
"Tak," he mumbled, drool starting to come from his mouth, causing him to blush even more. Tak grinned, teasingly running her hands up his hot, tense thighs. He groaned quietly as she got farther up...
"You enjoy that, no?" She whispered, laughing to herself at how easy it was to pleasure Zim. He nodded, in his daze.
"Z-Zim enjoys t-t-thaaaat..." He moaned as her grip tightened, blushing furiously. Tak brushed her lips against his, Zim sweating with temptation.
"I enjoy this better," she wrapt her hands around his tiny waist, kissing him. Zim loved the feeling she gave him.
He probably always would.
IZ Dormed Chapter 21IZ: DormedIZ Dormed Chapter 214 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Chapter 21: There and Back
Red set Zim down on a couch inside the control room.
"How did it go?" asked a voice.
Red spun around. It was Purple.
Red ran straight up to Purple.. "You JERK!" he said, punching Purple.
"It's not my fault!" said Purple. "Those idiot surgeons flipped out and assumed I was dead when I lost a pulse for two seconds!"
"It IS your fault, Pur. If you hadn't made us think you were dead, Zim wouldn't have run out like that, and none of this would have happened!"
"What do you mean, 'None of this?!'"
Wordlessly, Red pointed to their dead brother, curled up on the couch, looking even smaller in death. "He's dead, Pur."
Purple's jaw dropped. "You...didn't beat the Resistance?"
"Oh, we beat the Resistance. But not before their stupid leader fired a death laser at Gaz and Zim jumped in front!"
Purple walked silently to the other side of the room, staring down at Zim. Purple d
BirthdayToday it's my birthday. Today, I'm turning fourteen.Birthday2 years ago in Romance More Like This
And I HATE it.
Stupid birthdays. What do I need with one? I don't need any of that crap humans call 'cake'. I don't want some dumb party that ends with some kid throwing up on me. AND I DEFIANTLY DON'T NEED GIFTS!
Who started that human tradition anyway? Probably some greedy four year old.
Well, as I said, I hate birthdays.
All I want is a freaking normal school day. Or should I say 'Skool'? I swear, the human race is just begging to be vaporized.
The only smart human here is Dib, but even then he's failing math class. So I guess no one's all that bright.
Ok, all I have to do is get through Mrs. Bitters' vexing me off with her 'doom' ranting. What's really irking about them is how she says the Earth will perish. The Earth isn't doomed because of zombies! It's doomed because of ME!
Humans are so stupid.
So all I have to do is push open this moldy door, walk into class, sit down, and ignore Zim, Dib, and everyone else in the room. For
Just a little love story (IZ) chapter twoSEE! I TOLD YOU I WOULD DO CHAPER TWO!!!Just a little love story (IZ) chapter two3 years ago in Profiles More Like This
Just a little love story (IZ)
Chapter two: a sad arrival
The four had been on irk in taks home for 6 hours now and tak was lying on the sofa trying to go to sleep (they havnt unpacked yet- come on its 12:32pm!) zim was awake watching over tak while rubbing taks pregant stomach slowly. Suddenly she started squinting her eyes as if something was straining her. She sat up fast then yelled
"zim! Arrrgghhhh! Im having the baby!!" tak yelled grabbing hold of zims chest
"lets go!" zim picked tak up and ran to the voot- grabbing the two robots as he ran.
* 3 minuets later *
tak was lying on the hospital bed holding zims hand very tightly, gir and mimi were in the robot play room.
"its alright babe! Everything's gonna be okay!" zim reassured tak, strain went through his body as tak squeezed his hand as she pushed for the last time.
We meet agian -ZATRTribute: "If we ever meet again" Timbaland feat. Katy PerryWe meet agian -ZATR3 years ago in Romance More Like This
Pairing: ZATR (ZIMXTAK)
Note: If you don't like this pairing, please don't try to make comments as to why this couple is stupid. I worked very hard to make this one really good so please don't try here thank you.
This is for :iconPpurple100: who is a huge ZATR fan and for all ZATR fans.
It was one of those summer days that held promises for fun and jovial adventures. Children were chasing each droplet of water around browning grass and squirting water guns, but only one person hated it. That person was ZIM. He scoffed as the children made each other soiled in the mud that they created.
“What ridiculous child-play,” He muttered under his breath as he scribbled in his notebook, “When I was in the academy, I had better things to do.” All of a sudden, a spray of water splashed on ZIM and his notebook dousing the notes that he worked so hard to finish on human “fun.”
Invader Zim: a new beginning 8Dib was facing Zim the both of them just stood there "hahaha finally I've got yo.." said Dib before falling to the ground he was shot in the chest by TAk. Zim just stood there and smiled at Tak he to fell on the ground he was shot in the chest as well, all the humans were beaten and the massive still stands. The Tallest came to the hanger seeing only about four irken soldiers Tak, Mimi, Gir floating in space and "wheres Zim" asked Purple then the Tallest notice that Tak was crying. "Whats wrong with her" asked Red, "oh well let's gets some donut" screamed Purple,Invader Zim: a new beginning 85 years ago in Settings More Like This
"you idiots" screamed Tak. Both Tallest stared at her wondering why she was yelling "Zim just died saving your stupid lives and all your doing is what eating thats all you ever do he was the only person I ever loved" while Tak is yelling at the Tallest Zim regained conscious "uh what happened"
said Zim with a grown then heard Tak yelling out something "I loved him". Zim started to think she loved him and he thought she like hi