At the Gala: Discorded WhoovesDon't needAt the Gala: Discorded Whooves2 years ago in Songs & Lyrics More Like This
A stupid party
I can have fun all on my own
But I'm getting sick
Of being alone
This could be
A stepping stone
To find a mare who's smart
With warmth and fire in her heart
It's a risk that I'll take
Right here at the gala
This Day Aria (Doctor Whooves Ver)The Master: This day is going to be perfect.This Day Aria (Doctor Whooves Ver)2 years ago in Drama More Like This
The kind of day of which I dreamed since I was small.
All those llama loving flies will say I look lovely in my tie.
What they don't know is that I will rule them all.
Doctor Whooves: This day was going to be perfect.
The kind of day of which I dreamed since I was small.
But instead of having cake, with all my friends to celebrate.
My wedding bells, they may not ring for me at all.
The Master: I could care less about the ring, I won't partake in any cake.
Vows, I'll be lying when I say.
That through any kind of weather I'll want us to be together.
The truth is I don't care for her at all.
No I do not love the bride, both my hearts are dead inside.
But I still want her to be all mine!
Doctor Whooves: We must escape before it's too late. Find a way to save the day.
Hope, I'll be lying if I say.
I don't fear that I may lose her, to one who wants to use her.
Not care for, love, and cherish her each day.
For I also love the bride, in my hearts sh
He Sees You When You're SleepingRiver Song gets a visit from Santa in Stormcage. The Doctor's never gotten to play Santa before...He Sees You When You're Sleeping2 years ago in Sci-Fi More Like This
He was wearing special sound dampening shoes. He tiptoed across the aisle to peek into River's cell. She was there, curled up asleep, hugging her pillow. His heart did a little mushy flop at how cute she looked, all big curls and flushed cheek.
It was perfect!
He'd put the Tardis on silent, and he now set up a sound dampening cone and pointed it down the hall. Once he was sure it was working, he knelt by her cell door and quickly picked the lock. He didn't want to risk the sonic waking her up.
He grinned when the door slid silently open. He stood up and rubbed his hands. With an irrepressive grin he spun and dashed back into the Tardis.
It wasn't easy moving around River's cell without bumping into things, or causing enough of a draft to wake her up. He kept checking on her. She was frowning slightly in her sleep, but she seemed beat. She must have just got back from an adven
The Cutie Mark Generator: EpilogueThe Cutie Mark Generator: Epilogue2 years ago in Sci-Fi More Like This
The Cutie Mark Generator
"Bloooom......AppleBlooooom...." AppleBloom heard this milky voice in the distance. That stinky old wool blanket smell hung over her nose again, just like the last time she'd gone through generator. And that just made her sleepier. No use in waking up if she'll have to endure THAT smell again...
"Blooooooom...." the sing-songy voice called again in the distance, a little more muted this time. Mmm...it sounded like somepony was just singing her to sleep...
"BLOOM, I'm gonna say this ONE MORE TIME: GET UP OR I'LL STICK MY THICK ORANGE TONGUE IN YOUR EAR!!"
"Uwa-?!" AppleBloom's eyes shot open and she fell off a medical table she'd apparently been sleeping on. Her yellow hooves flailed in front of her and ending up going double jointed as she hit the floor with a snap in her bones. Ouch-!! Why, that little--
Waitaminute: yellow hooves...!
"As I always say after i've been trying to wake somepony up for 3 straight hours: the 67th time's the 'charm'!" Doctor
Dinky Doo's TravelsA filly's Cuteceñera.Dinky Doo's Travels3 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
The one defining moment in her life. The time when all her friends and family gather around to celebrate that she found her special talent in life. The moment that she realizes what she is meant to do to help all of Equestria.
Dinky's had postponed hers for almost two years as she prepared for her journey. For most ponies, a Cuteceñera was a time that they were declared an adult by Equestrian standards. But today was also bittersweet for the young filly. Pacing nervously outside of Sugar Cube Corner while all her friends inside were having fun, the young unicorn looked to her mother as she spoke with a twinge of fear and worry in her voice. "Mom, will you be okay after this? I may be gone for a long time..."
Ditzy Doo reached out with her forehooves, grasping her daughter's face as she leaned forward. Resting her brow to her daughter's, the grey Pegasus' eyes brimmed in tears to show the sadness mingled with hope this day held for her. "My mu
Dinky Doo's HomecomingDinky slowly trotted down the steps after her bath, if what she'd just experienced could be called that. At this inn, a bathtub seemed to be a large metal tub usually used to hold fruit that had been filled with almost hot water. But it had been enough to get the grime out of her hair, and the light peach scent from the harvest gave her a pleasant enough scent to her hair, mane and tail.Dinky Doo's Homecoming3 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Stretching her sore body slightly, the teen mare looked about the inn to see it had filled with some more guests. In the corner sat four griffons, their large bodies casting a shadow from the light of the setting sun as they played a round of cards. At a table next to the door, an elderly pair of pegasi sat nibbling on a salad together with a look of love for each other still shining in each other's eyes.
And by the bar, a colt no older than her sat with a lute tuning it likely in the hopes of earning a night's rest.
The older teen mare chuckled to herself, then paused in her tracks. A scent was waftin
This Day Aria The Doctor and The MasterThis Day Is Going To Be PerfectThis Day Aria The Doctor and The Master2 years ago in Songs & Lyrics More Like This
The Kind Of Day Ive Been Planning For So Long
EveryPony Will Gather Round
As I Stand There In My Prime
What They Dont Know It That I Have Fooled Them All
This Day Was Going To Be Perfect
The One Day I Want Nothing To Go Wrong
But Instead Of Haveing Cake
Im Afraid Ill Be Late
Those Wedding Bells Sound Like Drumming In My Ears
I Dont Care What You Think
I Just Want Th Universe
Grasped Between My Hooves
And The Only Way For Me
To Get What I Need
Is For The Doctor To Go Away
OH Doctor Your Such A Fool
Your Wife Is Now Just A Tool
And The Universe Will Be All Mine
We Must Escape Before Its To Late
To The TARDIS We Must Go
Hope,We Get There Right Away
My Hearts Are Getting Faster
As Time Is Getting Slower
And I Cant Care For Love And Cherish Her Each Day
For I Oh So Love The Bride
In My Hearts She Does Reside
OH Derpy Hooves
Ill Be There Just In Time
Finally The Moment Has Arrives
The Universe Will Finally Be Mine
Oh The Wedding We Wont Make
The Universe At St
How It Works: Chapter 17How It Works: Chapter 172 years ago in Drama More Like This
Chapter 17: Realization
"Which one is it Sugarcube?" inquired Applejack looking through the window of the hospital's nursery.
Flim, who stood surround by the five mares, opened his mouth to reply but was instead cut short.
"Oh! Oh! I love guessing games!" Pinkie Pie chirped, her blue eyes scanning the room. "It is that little filly?" A small white unicorn filly stretched and yawned in her crib, red hair peaking out from beneath the blanket pink blanket.
"No," answered Flim grinning like a fool.
"Oh, well it is that one then?" Pinkie enthused, pointing out a blue unicorn colt with a white and blue mane.
"No," Flim said again.
"Okay, I got it for sure this time!" she said and looked thoughtfully at the foals before her.
After a minute of this Rainbow snapped, "Oh Flim would you just tell us already?!"
"Well only because you asked so nicely," he replied, going into the nursery and picking up one of the sleeping bundles. He walked back toward the eagerly awaiting group, the foal nestled sa
Whining About WineFrom the prompt: "You know how Eleven is always spitting out his wine, how about a story where River tries to find a wine that the Doctor likes and succeeds."Whining About Wine2 years ago in Flash Fiction & Vignettes More Like This
He took a sip, made a face, and spat it out.
He looked mournfully down into his glass. "Elderberry wine. I thought for sure I'd like elderberry!" he wailed, pulling a huge frowny face like a child denied cookies.
River laughed at him and handed him a baguette. "It's not the end of the world, Sweetie."
"But I used to love wine!" he whined. He tore a chunk off the loaf and chewed vengefully, using it to get the taste out of his mouth. He swallowed and waved the rest of the loaf at her. They were dining at a little outdoor cafe in 1860's Paris. People bustled past on their own business, some of them in bustles.
"Maybe your taste buds have changed," River said, delicately spooning up a lovely consommé. A small jaunty hat was perched on her head.
The Doctor drew his attention from the delightful picture she m
Sonic/NiGHTS Crossover: Supersonic DreamsSonic/NiGHTS Crossover: Supersonic DreamsSonic/NiGHTS Crossover: Supersonic Dreams2 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
He ran on. He heard his shoes slap against an invisible floor as he ran. He glanced around him, nothing but darkness and morbid, bloody stars cast their horrific glow in the space he was in.
He turned his body fully, running backwards without missing a step. The shadows chasing him did not slow or break from their coarse... they where hell-bent on killing him.
As he was turning around again, one came up beside and raked his side with its devilish claws. He felt a burning as the deep wound started to bleed out. He had to get out of there! He knew that he wouldn't be able to keep up his top speed for too much longer.
He felt his muscles start to get weaker as the wound started to sap his strength. He yelled and kicked at the shadows as they came closer, but they would just burst away in a cloud of smoke then reappear somewhere else.
Because I'm Gay-Snippet"What do you mean I can't join the tennis team at all?" I ask, irritated. I finally got the balls to try out for the tennis team in sophomore year, and he's rejecting me?Because I'm Gay-Snippet2 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
"We have no room for you on the team. I'm sorry." Coach Brown says, but he sure looks nervous. He avoids looking at me at all costs; his eyes train on the clock above my head. Then they flick towards his phone, hoping someone to call him to get him out of this situation.
"What do you mean 'no room'? You even told us at the meeting that there would be plenty of room for everyone because of how small our school is." I growl. Does he actually think the crap he is giving me actually works? I'm not stupid. I'm not stupid at all.
"Look, Mr. Martin, there were more people trying out for tennis than anticipated. I wouldn't have said that if I'd have known so many people were actually interested." He says. He looks at the earring in my left ear, then quickly averts back to the American flag that sits on his desk. America: the
LPS-Always There Chp. 1"Check and double check."LPS-Always There Chp. 12 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Russell grinned with content as he marked his clipboard once more, turning his attention away from the crates that separated the loud squeaky toys from the much quieter ones. He was yet to lecture a certain lizard and mongoose about the significance of separating such provocative items.
The hedgehog flipped to the next page, inspecting the rest of the items he had scanned numerously since the day started. His eyes lowered with satisfaction, grin softening as his gaze fell from one double checkmark to the bottom of the page.
"Check double checks on checklist," he declared as his pen slid across that empty panel on the sheet.
However, the checkmark ended midway before he could create the curved V-shape. Russell sighed with frustration as he pulled his pen away. That was the second pen to lose ink this week.
"Just great," he muttered, rolling his eyes. Unfortunately, he hadn't been able to stock up on new pens, and there was still so much to go over and ch
LPS-Always There Chp. 2Blythe blew a sigh of relief, a small smile tugging at her lips as she turned away from the dumbwaiter and strolled back to her desk. However, her smile slowly vanished when she gazed at the photo Penny Ling had discovered moments before.LPS-Always There Chp. 22 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
The image lay facedown, its presence making the entirety of Blythe's bedroom feel suddenly uncomfortable.
Blythe's worried frown morphed into one of irritation as she snatched the photo off her desk, yanked the bottom drawer open, and threw it back inside as if it was gum found off her shoe.
Slamming the drawer closed, making her entire desk rattle a bit, Blythe closed her eyes and took a deep breath.
Just pretend it never happened, her mind repeated calmly as she sat back down in front of her laptop, I'm sure Russell and Penny Ling already forgot about it by now.
After brushing themselves off and fending m
Pewdiepie in Equestria: Chapter 1Pewdiepie woke up one fine morning to find himself tied to a cavern wall.Pewdiepie in Equestria: Chapter 12 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
"So, this is how we're goin' to start off the day, huh?"
Wiggling around, he had no luck trying to escape from the flimsy plastic that bound him. "Well dahm. I wish I had worked out a bit more now."
Looking down he found himself to be a pony.
"Hey! That's funny because I did an amnesia custom story about-"
"SHUT THE F**K UP!" yelled a pony that sounded a lot like Tobuscus.
"Oh, hey Tobuscus."
"Pewdiepie? Is that you?" The Tobuscus pony looked Pewdiepie up and down. "Jesus, you look like sh*t!"
Pewdiepie looked himself over. He did not look like any sort of fecal matter, but rather like a slightly beat up pony from the My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic Television Show. He proceeded to point this out to Tobuscus.
"I don't look like any sort of fecal matter, but rather like-"
"I know, I know. I read the narration."
"Foreshadowing. Anyway, do you have any idea why we're down here?"
"Well, I would think we w
Coming Out 8th Grade YearComing Out4 years ago in Stories & Vignettes More Like This
"Can I ask you something?"
My heart was pounding.
She was staring at me with all the love she held for me right there in the palm of my hand. I had the choice to destroy it or build it up. I didn't want to make the wrong choice so I worded my sentence carefully, trying not to step on toes that could be unseen in our conversation. I felt something clench on the inside of my chest, knowing this was my nerves bugging me. I was worried.
"Mum, I...I think I like girls."
Finally my confession was out but instead of relief I felt a strange tightening on my stomach and heart. This wasn't the feeling I was supposed to get. I looked away from her, worried about her reaction, realizing that maybe this wasn't one of the people I should have told.
"What do you mean you like girls? As friends or more?"
Again my chest tightened, I could barely breathe.
"You know how you like Dad? That's how I feel about girls."
I looked back at her and assessed her reaction. She s
The Doctor's Letter.Dear Mr. Slenderman,The Doctor's Letter.3 years ago in Flash Fiction & Vignettes More Like This
We have never met, as I am sure you are aware.
But as of late I have received word from many, many reputable sources that you are being rather a nuisance on the planet Earth and in that general region of the space-time continuum. Now, do not try and deny your presence at the Shadow Proclamation in the Delta Galaxy: you were informed of your limitations, as well as your freedoms and warned to stay at least 11.7 million light years away from the Milky Way, Andromeda and Sagittarius Dwarf and Canis Major Dwarf galaxies- which, I must admit, is talent: I've never had that many Galactic restraining orders in my life! (As a matter of fact, I don't think anyone has except maybe the Daleks. But that's another story) .You are closely related to the Silence in subspecies and abilities: like them , you are little more than a parasite. And a particularly foul parasite at that.
You have caused nothing but despair and distress to the Universe and every other living t
Dear Mother of my LoverDear Mother of my Lover,Dear Mother of my Lover3 years ago in Letters More Like This
I am writing to you now to honestly confront what has been happening between your daughter and me. Yes, we have been seeing each other as I'm sure you've realized. I'm sorry we lied to you. I had to hide this from my parents as well. I was born the way I was. As was every one else, I believe. I know your daughter's heart was in the right place when she hid this from you. I'm positive she was trying to protect her relationship with you. I've gathered, obviously, that you're not in agreement with her sexuality. But I have something to present to you:
Webster's dictionary defines love as "strong affection for another arising out of personal ties." It does not mention age, race, gender, or sexuality. But a dictionary cannot define the feelings I have for your daughter. I am telling you with full honesty that she makes me feel wonderful, happy. I enjoy spending time with her almost more than anything. And I know she fe
The Party Hasn't Ended Part 9The Party Hasn't Ended Part 9 starring Rainbow Dash and Pinkie PieThe Party Hasn't Ended Part 93 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Rainbow Dash stood at the end of the cloud-colonnade and looked over the edge, gazing down towards the surface of Equestria far below her. Tears fell steadily from her rose eyes and she watched as each tear spiralled down through the night air until it disappeared. It would be so easy to just fall forwards, to keep her wings furled tight against her sides, and to just spiral down to the earth herself until she disappeared as well!
It was then that she felt somepony approaching her along the colonnade, from the direction of Cloudsdale Flight School's hall where the Autumn Sky Ball was coming to an end. She didn't turn her head, but sobbed and rubbed the tears from her eyes.
"Just go away!" she whispered harshly at the unseen newcomer. "Can't you see I just want to be alone?"
"Oh, Miss Dash," It was a cultured voice, soft and resonant, and Dash immediately recognised it. "Thank goodness I've found you at las
Polaris #1: Fantasy ZonePolaris #1: Fantasy Zone2 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Twilight Sparkle had never run so fast in her life--not that she had lived very long.
She ran across green hills and plains, leaving Canterlot Castle and its festivities behind her. She expected to become short of breath any second, but it never happened.
Soon she could see a house in the distance. As it drew closer, she could see a white unicorn looking out the second story window.
He didn't notice her. He was probably studying the castle guards from a distance again. He'd always told her that he wanted to be one someday.
She went into the house, up the stairs, and bolted through the door to his room.
Shining Armor quickly noticed her voice and looked behind himself. When he realized what the both of them were in for, he held out his hooves. "Twilight! Slow down!"
"Wha?... oh, no!"
She planted her own hooves to stop, but it was too late. She skidded and crashed into him with considerable force, the impact causi
Zestar Apple Flambe, Chapter 5: RearrangementsZestar Apple Flambe, Chapter 5: Rearrangements2 years ago in Romance More Like This
Twilight woke up to the sunlight streaming through her window. She felt... better. Not well, yet; images of what she learned in Canterlot still spilled through her mind and nearly made her shudder, but certainly better than she'd felt yesterday. Spike was still asleep, curled against her, and she spent a long moment seriously considering just going back to sleep, warm and secure and comfortable. Her conscience wouldn't let her, though. There was just too much to do today.
"Hey sleepyhead," she said, gently shaking the dragon. "Don't you have some farm chores to do?"
Spike started awake, saw the angle of the sunbeams and realized that he was late. "I'm sorry, I didn't mean to fall asleep in your bed." he said, getting up hurriedly.
"Don't apologize," she said gently. "It was nice. I can't remember the last time you played pillow for me. Guess you're somepony else's pillow now, huh?" Twilight winked, and Spike blushed.
"It's not... quite the same."
"I know it's not, silly." Twilight got
The Trotting Dead - Ch. 1Hell on EarthThe Trotting Dead - Ch. 12 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
"When there is no more room in hell… the dead will walk the earth…" - Unknown Pony
All around me was darkness. Pure… and peaceful. I had experienced many things in my life. I've witnessed my own father get gunned down by a pack of angered, disgruntled unicorns. I've been bullied in school by bigger ponies and scolded by the teachers… all because my Cutie Mark has been that of a .357 Magnum gun. I did get revenge for my father... ironically with the said gun. From there, I worked up the ranks to become Second-In-Command for the Royal Guards… just under Captain Shining Armor.
But, life tends to cause me nothing but grief. Many months ago, there was a threat made towards the capital of Equestria... a threat that scared the Princesses into a constant surveillance that almost killed my superior officer. Changelings... such... odd creatures. Not exactly ponies, but, at the same time, not exactly insects either. Anyway, I'm getting off topic. I was there during the