Who Framed Wreck-It Ralph Part 1
Who Framed Wreck-It Ralph Part 1
Written by Eugene "The Good Wario"
According to movie reviewers and marketers, Wreck-It Ralph is like Rodger Rabbit, but with game characters. I personally think it's more like Toy Story, because both the toys and game characters are active when there are no humans around.
But what if Wreck-It Ralph WAS like Rodger Rabbit?
The nightmare has been the same for two years, mainly because it was an unchangeable memory.
It was a rainy night on top of the Mountain, and I was facing the miscreant who threatened to kill my brother.
"Give me the file or your brother gets it!" The maniac demanded.
I slid the file, which I had not yet read, to the psycho. He picked it up and smiled.
"Thanks... for believing me." The darkened person cackled as he pushed my brother of the mountain anyway. I ran to the edge so I could try to save my brother, but to no avail. The murder escaped, and I screamed in a vengeful rage.
Police investigations told me that he had disappea
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Who Framed Wreck-It Ralph Part 2
Written by Eugene "The Good Wario"
"I'm bad, and that's good. I will never be good, and that's not bad. There's no one I'd rather be then me."
All the bad guys then started leaving and went on their way.
Wreck-It Ralph, was rushing out of Pac-Man as fast as he could. He left Game Central and started on his way to the TobiKomi studio. I did not experience this personally, it was later told to be by Bowser.
I was standing on the wooden stairs outside the set of Fix-It Felix Jr., monitoring the door with a guest list in my hand.
"Ah Mario, Luigi came here before you." I stated. "Had something to fix?"
"Yea, I was at MGM to help fix their rain maker. Apparently they mix the water with milk so it shows better on camera."
I nodded in interest and let Mario in. I suddenly heard something fall over and then saw Wreck-It Ralph running towards me. As he got to the stairs, he tripped and wrecked the stairs, causing me to fall over.
"I'm so sorry… It wa
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The Tapper bar was full that particular night with characters discussing what was increasingly being referred to as "the second Turbo incident" - how Wreck-It Ralph's attempts at heroism had nearly caused at least one game to be pulled and unleashed a menace that could have destroyed the whole arcade. But, and this was the most important topic, Turbo's survival of the first incident and hijacking of Sugar Rush was revealed. Suddenly, "going Turbo" took on an even more sinister undertone, for his disguise had been totally convincing until Vanellope had broken it by her glitching powers.
The only way this was possible was through manipulating game code - a task too dangerous to be worth it in most cases, and certainly not done for your own personal benefit! Even villains knew that doing that kind of manipulation had too high a risk of getting their game pulled to make it worth their while. If Turbo had no su
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After searching game after game, Calhoun, Vanellope, and especially Felix were exhausted. It was then the deep seeded genuine fear of the Fix-It Felix, Jr. game being unplugged set in. They were sitting next to the entrance to his game by a wall in Game Central Station. Felix’s nose had mostly stopped bleeding. It was still swollen and purple and hurt like heck though. Felix couldn’t have cared less about that though.
“Well, come tomorrow, I can say goodbye to my game!” said Felix, feeling crushed.
“We still have time!” Vanellope tried to reassure him. “We got all night, don’t we?”
“We’ve checked every game!” said Felix. “We’re exhausted, I feel terrible, and I feel guilty for making you two run around for me.”
“It’s okay, I forgive you,” said Vanellope, putting her hand on his shoulder.
Calhoun gave Vanellope an irritated look, “The correct answer is,
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"It's not a glitch." Felix murmured as he and Ralph passed through the barrier between the game and game central station. "We wouldn't be able to get out if it was."
"One of us wouldn't, anyway." Ralph muttered uneasily. "It's not us Felix. The programming is as solid as ever."
"Then what is it?" Felix looked up at him, face alit with worry.
"I dunno buddy." Ralph motioned to Tappers. "I'm hoping someone in there will."
The last few weeks, something had been happening in Fix-It Felix Jr. The game just wasn't running right. Sometimes Felix didn't get his direction from the gamers, and a few patrons had complained. Luckily, Felix had acted fast when Mr. Litwak tried it out, and managed to convince the arcade owner that nothing was amiss.
At first, Ralph was worried he was glitching, but there was no pixelated fuzziness, and Felix could leave the game easily.
Which meant something else was wrong.
"What if…what if it's the cabinet?" Felix ask
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Who Framed Wreck-It Ralph Part 3
Written by Eugene "The Good Wario"
I left the party before it ended. It seemed to be the safest idea. I took a tram car to my office/house and fell asleep in my desk chair. I either forgot to lock the door or someone found the key under my doormat because in the morning, Lieutenant Firesign woke me up with a glass of water in the face.
"PFF! Sheesh Lieutenant Fiersign. Do you always have to do that?"
"It's my way of letting you know that it's me."
"Ay, did I forget to lock the door?"
I huffed, I was glad that he didn't find my hidden key. Only a genius or a really lucky person would be able to find it. "Ugh... so what? I didn't do anything bad, and I'm not working on a case. Why did you come?"
"I'm gathering witnesses that were at the wrap party last night."
"Why is that?"
"Wreck-It Ralph ended Richard Morning's game last night."
The drive from my place to the TobiKomi studios was neither a long nor bumpy one, but I still felt sick. To thin
One in a Million- Chapter 1 Even though Felix had been inside the enormous spaceship his wife called home many times, he was always amazed by its size. Endlessly winding metallic pipes stretched on forever as they towered over his head. The grated floors clinked and clanked with each step Felix took, making him feel a bit uneasy. The ship seemed like an endless maze of corridors and dimly lit passageways that were difficult to maneuver, giving the place a cold, harsh ambiance.One in a Million- Chapter 13 years ago in Drama More Like This
Felix noted how different the ship was from his own home, the roomy, brightly lit penthouse which was located back in his game. There, he was surrounded by the warmth of friends and the feel of relaxation. But Calhoun enjoyed the dark hallways and grated floors of her own game, and if that was what she preferred, Felix felt more than happy to accommodate her.
Felix's thoughts quickly turned to more pleasant things, namely what he was about to do that night. He and Tamora were going to have a romantic dinner at Tapper's, in celebration
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"Wedding jitters." The words sounded unnatural coming out of her mouth, even Calhoun had to admit it. And that wasn't even considering the fact that it was a lie. The Sergeant turned the empty glass mug between her fingers and watched what froth remained in it slowly drip to the bottom.
"If you'll pardon my presumption, Milady," said the smaller man sitting next to her, "I don't think social anxiety fits in your coding."
'Milady'. Calhoun felt a smile play at her lips for a moment. Only Felix would be bold enough to call her that. Likewise, only Felix would be persistent enough to track her down all the way to Tapper's after she had taken such caution in coming here discreetly. The pair now sat in the back corner of the room, Calhoun with h
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Written by Eugene "The Good" Wario
"Christmas bells those Christmas bells
Ring out from the land
Asking peace of all the world
And good will to man"
It was a few days before Christmas Eve, a few months after the "Incident" that caused much turmoil at the station. People were getting their shopping done, wrapping presents, and decoration their trees. There were many members of the goodwill foundation to help the homeless.
The train was lopsided when it arrived at the station, because it carried a 9-foot man without shoes. The same person was also carrying a ton of boxes containing a number of objects. Also on board was a little girl who was carrying a bundle of candy canes. The two of them got of the train (in the process of relieving the load that tipped it) and started walking into Game Central Station. As usual, the Surge Protector stopped one of them.
"Name?" said Surge Protector, as he looked at his notepad.
"Niko Bellic" said the big man, wh
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Who Framed Wreck-It Ralph Part 4
Written by Eugene "The Good Wario"
"Uh, no thanks." I said, after inspecting the car. It was a racing car, one made of sweets and sugar and powered by a 150cc Pop Rock engine. I don't mind other people offering me rides, but I refused.
"Come on, walking is boring! I'll go under the speed limit!"
The little racer looked at me with adoring eyes. I sighed.
"Okay, but just once. No detours miss... what's your name?"
"Vanellope von Schweetz, and just call me by your first name."
I got in her candy car and buckled myself up with a licorice twist. Vanellope started driving down the street through the city.
"Hey mister, have you heard of the tale of Turbo?"
"Yes, I have. In fact, I was there when he died."
"Oh, so you know all about it then?"
"Not really, I've been so drunk that I need a refresher."
"Well, it goes a little like this..." Vanellope started. To transcribe what she said would serve no real purpose, so I'll write my account here.
Turbo in his heyday
Wreck-It Ralph Fanfic. Ch. 1It was just another day at Mr. Litwak's Arcade, there was the hum of the arcade machines and each of them blinked the message "Insert Coin(s)" across their screens. Inside his game, Fix-It Felix Jr., Ralph enjoyed this moment of no gamers on the rooftop of the apartment building he wrecked on a daily basis. Vanellope's game, "Sugar Rush", hadn't been played for awhile either, so she decided to pay Ralph a visit. Both sat on the edge of the roof, looking through the screen and into the real world. Vanellope noticed that not only were her and Ralph's games untouched, but none of the other games were being played either.Wreck-It Ralph Fanfic. Ch. 13 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
"Hey Ralph," Vanellope wondered, "where is everybody?"
Ralph thought for once Vanellope would just enjoy being able to leave her game in silence. From the day they met Vanellope bugged Ralph with questions, some were asked just to annoy him, but some questions were out of genuine curiosity.
"Well," Ralph began, "Mr. Litwak is human."
"I know that much Ralph, I wasn't prog
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Getting Worse All the Time
Felix had found the location where he had fixed up Vanellope, Taffyta, Candlehead, and Minty’s cars. He was tearing the place up and didn’t find any sign of his hammer. After pretty much ripping apart a gummy bush, he finally gave up. He dropped to the ground and just started to break down and cry. He was happy Calhoun wasn’t there to see him cry twice in one day.
“Hey, Fix-It! Whatcha doin’!” shouted Vanellope as she popped out from seemingly nowhere.
“Vanellope!” Felix jumped. “Please! I’ve already been scared out of my mind enough today. I lost my hammer and I’m worried enough as it is!”
“You lost your hammer?!” Vanelloped exclaimed in shock. “But you’re nothing without that thing! That’s like the whole point of your game!”
“Oh, don’t remind me!” Felix cried. “Wait! Vanellope!” Felix got an idea. “C
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Said "villain" turned his head at the noise, witnessing Vanellope leap from the train into Fix-it Felix Jr. and charge toward him, flinging herself into his surprised but waiting arms. He caught her, lifting her up to his eye level as her excited little face beamed down at him.
"Stinkbrain!" she squealed delightedly.
"Whater you doin here, kid?" Ralph questioned, trying his best to look stern, but the light in his eyes betraying him. He stood beside the nicelanders building, having been getting ready for his cue to take his place on screen and yell 'Im gonna wreck it!' for the gamer who had just entered his quarter.
"I have something important to tell you! Something so insane, it might short circuit your brain into thinking you like chocolate!"
"Can't this wait, kid? I've got a player waiting."
She grabbed hold of his ears, shaking his head vigorously. "My games getting an upgrade!!!!"
He pulled her small hands gently away. "What?"
"I heard Mr. Litwak talking to
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Some Fantastic, Chapter Two
Ralph and Vanellope waited awkwardly at the port labeled 'Magic Quest' while Calhoun gave Felix an earful. They'd silently agreed not to get involved. Calhoun would never lay a hand on Felix in anger, but she'd be fine with knocking Ralph's lights out. Just one of the perks of being a big guy.
On the other hand, he wasn't the one being held up by his collar by an angry woman.
"…And if you ever keep something like this from me again, I'll make you wish you were never programmed! Got it!"
"Y-yes ma'am." Felix looked miserable. "Tammy, I just didn't want you to worry!"
"Whatever. We've got a game to save." Calhoun grumbled, but set the handyman back on the ground. Her face softened slightly. "You sure you wanna come?"
"You couldn't keep me away with wild goombas." Felix said bravely.
"I think short-stuff should stay home." Ralph gestured to the girl on his shoulders.
'Hey, it was my idea, skuzz face. You're not leaving me behin
Virus: Uploaded... Chapter 9The group arrived at Sonic's game, making their way toward the parked blimp that was Doctor Eggman's headquarters. Ralph was on edge. Ever since they had left Sugar Rush, Vanellope had been acting strangely. She was lethargic, lagging behind as they walked and he worried about his decision to bring her along instead of making the doctor come to her. He really didn't have a choice, now.Virus: Uploaded... Chapter 93 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Once they got with a few feet a nasally voice erupted a warning from the speakers on top. "Go away, girl scouts! I told you a thousand times, I don't want your rotten cookies!"
Ralph looked around before shouting. "Eggman, its Ralph! Remember that favor you owe me?"
At one of the more boring antagonist's get-togethers, the two of them had bet a favor on who could destroy the most things in a matter of five minutes. Obviously, Eggman lost.
The doctor greeted them warmly once he knew who they were. He was always kind to a fellow villain. And- he took get care to mention when looking at Sgt. Calhoun and Van
Wreck-It Ralph FanFic. Ch. 2All characters in the game 'Fix-It Felix Jr.' froze as they saw the arcade's front door open accompanied by its generic chime. It was Mr. Litwak. He looked sick. His nose was red and he held a bundle of tissues in his left hand as he held the door open with his right. Mr. Litwak held the door open for two kids. The first was a girl. She was a regular at the arcade. She was most noticeable for her pink horned rimmed glasses. The second kid was a boy. It was obvious this was his first time in the arcade as he started looking around when he came inside. He had his brown hair combed neatly and was wearing a red buttoned shirt tucked into a pair of belted blue jeans. He was carrying some sort of black box. Whatever inside was heavy as the boy struggled to carry it.Wreck-It Ralph FanFic. Ch. 23 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
"Well, here we ar-ah-ah-AAACHOOO!" Mr. Litwak said through a stuffy nose.
"Bless you Mr. Litwak." the girl said.
"Yeah, and thanks for letting us be here even though your sick." the boy said.
"No problem," Mr. Litwak took a momen
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Who Framed Wreck-It Ralph Part 9
Written by Eugene “The Good” Wario
Well this sucks. Thomas is pointing his Goo gun at Ralph, Ty and Ryan are pointing pistols behind my back, and the other patrons are averting their eyes.
“Well Ralph and Martin, it looks like that your numbers are up! But first, I have to say a few words” Thomas then clears his throat and starts to speak. “Ladies and Gentlemen, Ralph here is a perfect example of the danger that a game villain can cause. In this case, Ralph’s anger management issues resulted in him killing the director of his game...”
By Din’s Fire! He’s going to MONOLOGUE!?!?...at least it will give me time to think about how to get out of this mess. Thankfully, an idea came to me after a few minutes of mind numbing dialogue.
“Hey GLaDOS!” I shouted “I hate to interrupt your ‘inspiring speech’, but I think that Ralph deserves a drink.”
“Okay,” Thomas a
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Litwak's Family Fun Center & Arcade; an entertainment center for all young and old, which have been around since the 80’s, which stood for fun and friends. During its time, it has held host to, many gamers, ranging from kids to teenagers, all with its gallery of Arcade Games. Not only that, but it’s been there for birthdays, get-togethers and more, and has never let anyone down.
But over time, the Arcade's Game Gallery had to change; saying good bye to games like Q*bert, Road Warriors and other, for one reason or another, but still managed to keep up with all those other arcades. On the Brightside, as the 80's began to age into the 90's, new games have been introduced, such as Sugar Rush, and still upheld the tradition of keeping customers happy.
Now, we are in the 2010's, and as the years roll, new things are begin to rise, but Litwak's has always been standing where it always has; ready to cater to all those Arcade Enthusiasts.
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Once upon a time... in a place called Niceland.
There lived a big guy, who lived in stump, peacefully in the woods. His name is Wreck-It Ralph. It was a nice afternoon, and Ralph decided to take a nice nap in his stump. Ralph gives a big yawn, and settles in. Just as Ralph was about to fall asleep, a bulldozer rolls in and sends his stump straight to the dump! Quickly realizing the sudden move, Ralph peeks up from his stump, only to see the very bulldozer that moved stump drive away.
"HEY!! YOU MOVED MY STUMP! ARRRRRRRGH!!!" Ralph yells in anger, while pounding his stump.
Meanwhile, a bunch of construction machines began building a lovely apartment building in the exact spot where Ralph's stump originally sat. As soon as it was finished, the tenants quickly moved in. Ralph wasn't very happy about it. Ralph stomped to the new building, and looked to it. He then came to one final conclusion:
"I'M GONNA WRECK IT!!!" Ralph yells, before he began smashin
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Title: Fix-it with laughs
Pairing: Felix/Calhoun (Spoilers! I guess)
Warnings: Tickling! PWP
Disclaimer: It's Disney's not mine
Fix-it with a laugh
The arcade was closed for the night and Sgt. Calhoun was doing something she never thought she would do again. Hanging with her loved one.
Felix had jumped over to her game once the arcade doors closed. Calhoun never thought she was one for falling in love again, but this nifty, sweetheart-ed, goof-ball of a handyman proved her wrong.
Currently, her boyfriend was sitting on her lap looking around at her place. It wasn't anything fancy, just a nice couch; which they were occupying, a bed room not four feet away, and a attached kitchen to the living area.
She found it cute how he would have to crane his neck just to look at her small place she called home. His tiny body was just to adorable for her, it was one of the meany reasons she loved him. The other being just how much of a gentlem
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Some Fantastic, Chapter Three
"Those are all gamers? Then why aren't they robots, like in your game?"
"Not a first person shooter." Calhoun answered the wrecker-turned-oger. "We'll have to be careful not to give ourselves away."
Felix swallowed nervously. "Surly there's gotta be someone we can ask."
"Look for the guys with question marks above their heads; they're NPCs, and will talk to us." Calhoun ordered. "Other than that, stay quiet and stay close. If we get into a duel and someone dies—"
"Yeah, yeah, we won't regenerate. We know." Vanellope was bouncing with excitement on her usual perch. "Let's go, let's go!"
She glitched forward into the crowd.
"Vanellope! Argh…" Ralph crashed after her.
"Back in formation, you line-jumpers!" Calhoun grabbed her husband's hand and tore after them. Felix skidded across the ground after her, toes brushing the dirt every so often. The villagers gaped in amazement as they went by. None of them had red skin, Fe
Wreck-It Ralph FanFic. Ch. 4Ralph wondered where Vanellope and Felix were. Not much time had passed when Ralph finally entered Sugar Rush. He was on his way towards Vanellope's castle when he ran into a girl. It looked like the girl who's a regular at the arcade, but it couldn't have been. 'How could a human girl be here?' Ralph thought to himself.Wreck-It Ralph FanFic. Ch. 43 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
When they first met Ralph noticed the girl was looking for something. He decided to help the girl. Ralph thought it wouldn't be too hard. The candycane trees were bare, so finding anyone in this forest would be easy, or so he thought. Ralph had looked around twenty trees before he heard the girl say something. Ralph looked over and saw the girl at the base of the tree. Whatever she found was hurrying up the tree as fast as it could. When the thing stopped Ralph got a better look at what it was. He could now see a boy near the top of the tree. Ralph was dumbfounded. First a girl and now a boy; where did these humans come from? More importantly, HOW did these humans get
Wreck-It Ralph FanFic. Ch. 3The trolley ride could not have been slower. When Ralph and Felix saw the two kids get into Sugar Rush's game chairs the duo and Vanellope took the next trolley out. Being an old game, the trolley would be considered outdated.Wreck-It Ralph FanFic. Ch. 33 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
"Can't this bucket of bolts go any faster?" Vanellope complained. "Felix, use that hammer of yours and bang this hunk of metal 'till it's a speed machine."
"Sorry ma'am, uh princess, uh president. My hammer FIXES things and this trolley isn't broken." Felix explained. "I'm sure you know the old saying."
"No I don't!" Vanellope yelled. "Who knows what those kids are doing with MY game!"
As Vanellope and Felix argued Ralph sat snuggly in the end cart. 30 years of riding this Nicelander sized cart Ralph learned two things. 1-It takes 3 minutes for the trolley to reach Game Central Station. 2-With his size s long as he didn't move the trolley wouldn't tip over. Ralph tried to drown out Vanellope's complaining, but he had his limits. Ralph reached over and grabbed Van
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Who Framed Wreck-It Ralph Part 7
Written by Eugene "The Good Wario"
On my way to my office, my mind was filled with questions. Will Ralph be safe? Who was to gain from Richard's death? Who else should I be afraid about, or of. I unfortunately got one of those answers when I entered my office. I opened the door and someone immediately jumped on me (I determined that I am getting to old for this). We wrestled for a small bit of time, but I was ultimately pinned down with a gun at my face.
"Put you hands up where I can see then!" The assailant demanded. I followed the demand and then got a good look at my attacker, Sgt. Calhoun. She pinched my cheeks and stretched my face to see if I was really me. She then let me up. "Sorry about that, can't be too careful." She then got up from the floor.
I got up from the floor and checked my nose. "Did I leave the door unlocked again?"
She nodded. I sighed at my mistake and then regained my composure. "So, what brings you here?" I asked.
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It started out as a normal day, I guessif you consider being the "Bad Guy" normal. Being thrown off the roof and into a pile of sticky mud? Also normal. Felix being given a medal and pies and being flustered by loved ones? Standard. Me going to my pile of bricks? Regular. No cake for me. No love for me. No nothing.
But that was only the daytime! The dull, boring, haughty daylight that shone through our gamescreen was only a reminder of what I went through only a month- as live creatures called it- ago. But despite the danger and the realization of Turbo's hiding, the adventure was, overall, fun. I mean, thirty years of beating buildings up starts to get extremely annoying, especially when you're trapped doing so without any excitement whatsoever. Honestly, it may just drive you insane.
At night time, that's where the real action began. We all left to perform our own duties and tend to such; sometimes I visited Veneloppe. In other words, the grease monkey. Raven