My Top 7 MLP Characters that Deserve a Spin OffHey, everyone! Guess what day it is! No, it's not Hump Day, that was yesterday. It's October 10th!!! What's so special about this day? Well, three years ago on this day, a cartoon that changed the way people thought about men, and for some people, one of the many reasons why humanity has failed, aired its first episode. That's right, today marks the third anniversary of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. Now, before I start with the real topic of this sketch, I will tell you all the story of how I became a pegasister in the fist place. Okay, so the first time I heard about this whole fiasco was around... late summer/early fall of 2011. At the time I thought, "Oh, bronies and pegasisters are trolls, they're all just doing this to be ironic, it's really about pissing people off, and yadda yadda yadda," so pretty much Adam's reaction in that episode of Teens React. So, if you are reading this, chances are you were a troll in my eyes when I was fifteen... and that does include sMy Top 7 MLP Characters that Deserve a Spin Off2 years ago in Comedy More Like This
Memories of the Equestrian Wolf - Chapter OneMemories of the Equestrian Wolf - Chapter One3 months ago in Drama More Like This
If I am to tell you my story, I think it is important for you to know that I was not always the Teacher, or Doctor that I am today. In fact, helping ponies with their everyday problems in this office has been a fairly recent change in my life. Before then, I had traveled the world with a Dragon. And before that, I had spent all of my time reading books without knowing what I was looking for. And before then...well, even I don’t know all of the details. My...memory of such times is...fragmented. Some memories are clear, others are in a fog. But that’s probably because I was a very different sort of creature then. I did not wear clothes. I did not speak words. I didn’t even walk on two legs. In fact, at the time, I didn't even comprehend such things. I was just like any other wolf.
My earliest memories should have been happy. After all, it is only natural for wolf pups to be born in the spring, and spend their youth enjoying their first summer. Or so I've heard. I did n
DRWolf's Day Off?Twas another day in Ponyville. The sun began to rise from the horizon waking every pony up with a welcoming sight.DRWolf's Day Off?2 months ago in Comedy More Like This
One particular member of Ponyville, was awakened by the sun’s light peering through the curtains. Waking with a stretch and a yawn, he began his usual morning routine no different than the days before.
He got out of bed, brush his teeth, change into his usual attire, had breakfast, and prepare his office for work.
But while tidying up his office, he realized that his calendar, that displays the times a certain patient was due to come in that day, had nothing.
"I must have forgotten to write them down,” Dr. Wolf thought.
Thus continued to standardize his office for work. The sound of the door opening broke the silence of the room. Believing that it was a patient, he continued tiding up his desk.
“Good morning, forgive me but I’ve seem to have gotten a slow start this morning. Just give me a few minutes and I shall be ready to hear what’s
Death Has No Hold: A Day Like No OtherKurt took a deep breath in. This was it. This was what his entire life had led him up to. And that was...beating his friends in this foot race!Death Has No Hold: A Day Like No Other3 years ago in Drama More Like This
It was Saturday. He, alongside his fellow X-Men (not to mention his beautiful girlfriend), had walked to a nearby breakfast joint. After stuffing his face with pancakes, waffles, eggs, sausages, and bacon, Kurt had challenged everyone to this contest.
So that's where he was now. His arms swung at his sides, his feet pounded the sidewalk. Although he was in the lead, he could hear them close behind. Dropping to all fours, Kurt increased in velocity.
"Okay man! You've proved your point!" Evan shouted. "Dude, I am way to full for this..."
Kurt was not one to be fooled. He was the master at pranks, and he wasn't going to let his friend trick him like that.
He had said to the end of the street, and he meant it. He would be the first to make it there. Even if the others slowed and stopped, as they were now, he would not.
One pursued him. He recognize
Freak, Chapter 1 draftZee walked along the street, alone. It was a street he had walked along many times before, but was unlike any other street. It was paved with a strange brown substance, and was soft to the touch. All around him, there were deformed buildings standing randomly. Along the street, there were tiny, colored buildings standing like a soft carpet that came up to Zee's chest. It was a place that had not been traveled in a very long time, full of strange noises that no person could have made.Freak, Chapter 1 draft5 years ago in Drama More Like This
Zee loved it.
It was not his, but there was no one else to share in the strange serenity of this place. Not that Zee particularly wanted to be with anyone he knew. They would mock him, insult him, hurt him as they usually did. So he walked on, content.
After a time, Zee found his way to an area where no buildings stood for twenty feet in any direction, except for one, laying on its side, one side seemingly mangled horribly. The tinier buildings now grew slender and moved like water in time with the breeze.
The couple of crimeIn the great big mansion in Victorian Grove lived the well known couple of cats Mungojerrie and Rumpleteazer. The two cheeky thieves always causing havoc on their owners and neighbours with their stealing and breaking things but they break by accident but they steal on purpose.The couple of crime6 months ago in Drama More Like This
One clear starry night Rumpleteazer sat on the roof of the mansion looking out to the neighbours houses. She was thinking on the house she stole from and looked at her prize. It was a small vest that matched her patterns, it was meant for a Jack Russell but she liked it that much she couldn't help but take it. But she wasn't keeping it for herself she was saving it for a certain someone she cared about.
" El'o chicken! Been waiting long?"
Rumpleteazer looked to her left and smiled with excitement. There was her partner in crime Mungojerrie. The orange tabby grinned in delight while holding something behind his back.
"Hello ducks! No, not long at all. Whatcha got there behind your back?"
Question I'm curious of...You just kidnapped me,what would you do?Question I'm curious of...2 years ago in Comedy More Like This
3.Let me go
4.Tie me down
9.Never let me go
(you can pick more that one its not one of those "pick one and that's it" deals oh but you do have to say them in the order you'd do them in!)
It's not what I want...It's not what I want...9 years ago in Scripts & Screenplays More Like This
We tell lies when we can't hide our secrets...
I don't care if it's immoral; it's not illegal, is it?
I lie to protect myself, to protect you.
I lie because if I tell the truth, others hurt. Others die inside.
I know it's wrong, I know it's bad.
I'm a bad friend, a bad person. But there's more at stake here.
I don't look for secrets when I can't believe my lies.
I make my lies when I just can't believe the truth
It's not what I want, but it's how I need it to be.
The way it has to be.
My world is not reality; the truth is what I make it.
Soda StanFADE IN:Soda Stan10 years ago in Scripts & Screenplays More Like This
INT. SHOE STORE - DUSK
A scraggly 28-year-old with a hat that reads "HANK'S VENDING" is identified by the patch on his blue-collar shirt as STAN. He looks down at the enormous, shiny red basketball shoe that rests in his hands.
A tag on the shoe reads "SALE: $200."
After a few surreptitious glances, he draws it to his nose and inhales deeply.
We can find that in your size if you're interested, sir.
The voice startles Stan into dropping the shoe.
No, no. That's alright.
The clerk picks the shoe up and sets it back on the display.
Well, if there's anything else we can help you with, just let us know. We close in ten minutes.
Ten minutes? But it's only...
Stan looks at his watch. His eyes widen.
Oh no! I still gotta eat!
EXT. DRIVE-THRU - DUSK
Stan cranes his head out the window of an old Hyundai.
FEMALE DRIVE-THRU (O.S.)
Would you like to try the triple deluxe bacon b
The Mental Asylum - Chapter 23We all sat and began talking. Dylan apologized for not getting me anything for my birthday, but I told him he wasn't supposed to get me anything. Mainly because we've known each other for not even a whole week, and because I just didn't expect him to. And he just didn't need to get me anything. I told him I didn't expect him to get me anything, but he kept disagreeing.The Mental Asylum - Chapter 232 years ago in Drama More Like This
I continued listening to what we were discussing and ate my soup and oranges. I finished before everyone else and went to get seconds, along with yet another cappuccino. This time though, I got one orange and a small snack sized bowl of the vegetarian chili. I heard some of the more popular mentals call me a fat pig bitch and say I should slow down on food or I'm going to turn gigantic. It's funny how there's even bullying in buildings full of mentally handicapped people who are almost all the same, isn't it? I walked past the popular table, the table they were talking about me at. I think it's funny how they all dress l
Equestria Holds Its Breath Ch 9Equestria Holds Its Breath Ch 94 years ago in Drama More Like This
"Spike, what have you done?!?" Twilight screamed, after regaining most of her composure.
"I-I-I didn't mean it! I got dust in my nose!" the baby dragon replied, starting to remember when Owloicious moved in.
"I-I know, Spike. I'm sorry; I shouldn't have yelled at you. Its just, where are we going to find another copy of that book?" Twilight replied, her heart sinking.
"Maybe somepony else has a copy we can borrow," Spike said hopefully.
"I guess it can't hurt to ask around," Twilight said, not really expecting much.
Lyra was watching some television(what she was watching was anypony's guess), when she heard a knock at the door.
"Can you get that, Lyra?" Bonbon called from the kitchen, pulling out her latest batch of candies; the most liked colt in Equestria may have gotten sick, but even that can't stop a pony's sweet tooth.
"Sure thing," replied the mint-green unicorn, already on her way. "Hello?"
"Hi," Spike said, "This might sound wierd, but you woudn't happen
Just...OMG!!!!Hello! Yep. My sta.sh won't work. I'm this desperate!!!Just...OMG!!!!3 years ago in Drama More Like This
G.O.M. Extras: Act IIIAct IIIG.O.M. Extras: Act III5 years ago in Comedy More Like This
We'll start another scenario of our crew... where we could see a bus strolling down a road. Of course, the passengers were... oh... our very own group of teenagers. Amy and Janize snapped photos of a sleepy Allen and Ezra. Allen rested his head against the arm of the chair. Ezra was next to him. You'll never know why the two girls were taking a picture of him while giggling. Now why would they do that to an innocent little lad who probably had his nose sticking against the window as he slept?
Allen blinked sleepily and yawned. "Is it morning already?" he groaned. It was when he stared at the digital clock in front and saw it was two-forty five in the morning. He stared at his right when he heard Ezra snoring. He jumped back in surprise and fell on his back. "Hell what is this little retard doing in my territory?!!" he shrieked, waking the others up from his frantic alarm.
Ryu put down his headphones. "Whut..?" He blinked and stared at Drei sleeping. She rested her head o
DOG WITH A GUNDOG WITH A GUN2 years ago in Comedy More Like This
once upon a time there was a very badly mistreated dog, and he became a very bad dog, angry all the time and wanting to bite anyone who came close. when he was younger, everyone wanted him around, to pet, to play with, you name it; but when the dog would play like dogs do: destroying things every once in a while for fun, people didn't react to kindly to that sort of thing, so they would kick him and leave him outside under the very hot sun. it wasn't his felt the stupid humans didn't teach him to be a better dog (he knew he was a good dog, deep down inside, just waiting to come out) many families took him in, many families abandoned him, each time his heart got smaller and colder. but being in the streets for too long made him lonely and sad, and then one day like a miracle, he met MySky, the prettiest girl in the world, and nicest too; she found him wandering around the streets, and tho he didn't know why, he immediately liked her and t