Unified Conspiracy TheoryListen up, 'cause this is what really happened, when you put it all together.Unified Conspiracy Theory3 years ago in Flash Fiction & Vignettes
More Like This
First of all, life developed first in Romania. They have salt there, and salt is vital for human life. And since there's no salt anywhere else in the world, it just had to be there, where it could be dug out of the ground and eaten with food. You might not believe me, but you will change your mind when you hear that Romans gave their soldiers salt as payment, beyond actual money, so they could survive. If the Romans wanted to be particularly cruel, they would deny salt to a person and then watch him writhe and die in great pain. But more about the Romans later.
In prehistoric times, reptilian aliens came to Earth and settled here. They mated with women here and thus the human race as we know it came to be. This is the absolute truth, because humans have a 'reptilian bulb' inside their heads. That definitely means something.
Other aliens also appeared episodically. They flickered their space ships on an