Sickstuck part 5 Your name is John Egbert, and you really don't want to leave this wonderful apartment, and all of Texas. Dave sits on the couch, looking up at the ceiling with his hands folded in a proper manor. You kind-of want to go over to him and give him a big giant bear hug, and give him a little peck on the cheek, and hope maybe that he would do the same. Hug you, and maybe even if he likes you that much he will give you a peck on the lips, and maybe not just a peck, but a meaningful kiss. You really don't want to leave so soon, but your things are already packed, and you are already standing at the door. You know it has to come to an end, but now? Of all the times, it has to be now.Sickstuck part 53 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Your name is Dave Strider, and you are sitting on your ass wondering if you should do what about to do. Your best bro is about to walk out that door, and if you don't say something quick hes gonna be forever out of your god damn reach. You want to grasp him in your hands and never let
Dave and John Homoin' UpLooking for someone to chat with... (so, please wait)Dave and John Homoin' Up4 years ago in Comedy More Like This
You are now chatting with a person, say hi.
▼: im not lauren if thats what youre gonna ask
▲: oh, darn. you totally struck me as a lauren.
▲: it's too bad your bro didn't name you that.
▲: it fits you way better!
▼: yeah i know the dumpass
▼: its like god dude do you not know a lauren when you see one
▼: so what you up to over there
▲: nothing much, to be honest.
▲: you would think god tier would include some kick ass quests or something.
▲: right now i am actually talking to one of your consort dudes too!
▼: nope just includes clothes you cant even wake in without falling over
▼: oh god those nakking little bastards
▼: good luck getting a single coherent word out of those idiots
▲: okay, i have gotten way better at walking in this outfit! i have only tripped like three times today.
▲: and he actually seems to be smar
Sickstuck part 6 Your name is Bro Strider, and this kids dad is totally calm about him staying longer. You don't believe it, but you guess its okay.Sickstuck part 63 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Its nighttime, and the kids should be getting ready for bed soon. You call Egberts dad to let him know whats going on, and why John isn't home yet.
"Yo, mister Egbert. John's gonna stay longer than expected, just to let you know." You tell him very causually, and...cool.
"Oh! Okay! Is there any specific reason to it? Or is it just because..?" He questions you. It somewhat pisses you off, but you don't really show it.
"Dave caught a different sickness. Thats all that theres to it. Don't worry though, its not contagious. But it is kind-of unnatural for a Strider." You tell him, hoping no more questions will be asked.
"Would you mind...telling me the sickness he has caught?" You facepalm yourself in your mind. You really should've had a V8.
Sickstuck Part 9Your name is Dave Strider, and you are casually chuckling your ass off. You can't say its laughing, but it is something. John told your Bro to fuck off, and he probably is wanting to laugh his ass off as well. John is still standing at the door, probably blushing. He turns around, and...Yes, you were right. He was definitely red as an apple off his Nanna's tree. You don't have other family other than your Bro, so you can't say the same. John walks back to the bed, cooling off his red cheeks and ear tips. God, that was funny.Sickstuck Part 93 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Your name is John Egbert, and its your turn to give Dave his question.
"Truth or Dare, Dave?" he chuckles a bit more, and hesitantly replies, "Truth." he answers looking at you straight in the eyes, at least you think. You can't really tell with those shades. Your a little surprised with his answer. Maybe cool guys think its cool to do truths? You honestly don't know with a guy like him. You look at him closely, but not so close
Sickstuck Part 1 I looked up and thought: Wow. This is what his house is like. Especially in winter...It looked like his bro was in the holiday cheer. there was Christmas lights and everything. As I walked in all I saw was Dave curled up in a little ball on the couch. He looked kinda...Helpless.Sickstuck Part 13 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
He was shivering on the couch in the living room and looked like he had seen a horrible thing happen. I got closer and closer to him until I got a good look at him. It was a good thing he was sleeping cause it looked like I was some kind of freak looking at him nearly a few inches from his face. I found a blanket in the closet and decided to go get it. I grabbed it and boy was it soft! It kind of reminded me of a really fluffy sheep.
I heard a door slam that sounded like a bomb exploding in my ear, and steps that were creeping close, also a swoop of some sort that ended with my shivers being almost gone. Bro was gone, and I was pretty much alone. Until all o
DavexTerezi? Sloppy Makeout!▼: H3Y COOLK1D YOU TH3R3?DavexTerezi? Sloppy Makeout!3 years ago in Settings More Like This
▲: yeah why
▼: 1 H4V3 4N 1MPORT4NT M3SS4G3 TO B3 D3L1V3R3D
▲: what is it
▼: 1 FORG3T
▲: better be important i have a lot of shit to take care of
▼: NO W41T
▼: "1 LOV3 YOU"
▲: you do?
▲: well shit i dont blame you who cant love me
▼: 1S TH1S 4 PROBL3M?
▲: um no i guess
▲: i just didnt expect that from you
▲: but its cool
▼: W3LL 1 N33D 4 R3SPONS3 H3R3
▲: i guess i feel the same
▲: i mean your pretty cool
▲: for a weird girl troll
▼: D4V3 WH4T 4R3 YOU S4Y1NG
▼: 1 COULDNT H34R YOU OV3R TH3 SOUND OF YOUR GOD T13R SM3LL1NG 4M4Z1NG
▲: wait the sound of my god tier smelling amazing
▲: is that even possible
▲: nevermind i guess im clearly saying i return the feelings pyrope
▼: SO SHOULD W3 S34L TH3 D34L OF SOM3TH1NG?
▲: what do you trolls consider sealing the deal
John: Make Dave feel betterLooking for someone to chat with... (so, please wait)John: Make Dave feel better4 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
You are now chatting with a person, say hi.
▲: hi there!
▼: okay so heres the deal stranger
▼: the low down
▼: the 411 if you will
▼: usually i dont bother with these lame chat sites
▼: but ive been watching aladdin on repeat for the last six hours while shoving nothing but jelly beans down my throat
▼: because thats what my bro says is the cure for the common cold
▼: and even if thats pure and utter bullshit
▼: its the only food ive got
▲: dave? is that you??
▼: so my tolerence level is pretty high right now
▼: yes yes strider at your service
▲: awesome! i found you on the first try!
▼: beginners luck then
▼: step into my office
▼: what can i do for you
▼: actually fuck that the real question is what can you do for me
▲: i can probably suggest a better cure for the common cold!
▼: that would be beyond
Sickstuck part 4 Your name is John Egbert, and Dave has been keeping you up all night long with his screaming. You wake him up and hug him tightly, telling him its okay. He pants heavily and touches you to make sure its really you, and grips onto you and pulls his head in to cry in your chest. Your not sure what to think once hes fast asleep again, you sit there, wondering if hugging him through the night would make it better, or even worse. You fall asleep as soon as he does, and hug him anyway, just to find out.Sickstuck part 43 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Your name is Dave Strider, and you have been waking up to bullshit. Your panting breaks through the quiet and you spring up to find John by your side. Hes clinged onto you, and wakes up as soon as you spring up, very fatigue. He rubs his eyes and stretches out to yawn. You look at him, dazed. His eyes were a perfect blue. He quirks his eyebrows, looking at you very confused. You suddenly remember to put on your sunglasses to hide your cherry red eyes. Good
John and KarkatLooking for someone to chat with... (so, please wait)John and Karkat4 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
You are now chatting with a person, say hi.
▲: hi karkat!
▲: how's it going?
▲: yep, that's my name! haha.
▼: I WAS LOOKING FOR YOU.
▲: you were? what for?
▼: I NEED TO TELL YOU THIS.
▼: I MAY NOT BE AROUND MUCH LONGER.
▼: GAMZEE WENT FUCKING CRAZY, ERIDAN WENT FUCKING CRAZY
▼: VRISKA PROBABLY WENT FUCKING CRAZY.
▼: SO I'M PROBABLY A MESS ON THE FLOOR.
▲: what? wait, seriously?
▲: uh...wow, that's just...
▼: NO EGBERT, IT'S A FUCKING PRANK
▼: WHAT THE FUCK.
▲: wow everything is just getting crappier and crappier.
▲: no, sorry, i just...
▲: i mean rose told me her mom died and now this.
▼: JUST THAT?
▼: OR DID SHE...
▲: what are you doing right now?
▲: are you at least hiding so they can't find you?
▲: and where are you, even?
▼: OF COURSE
Trickster John and Davesprite▲: heheheTrickster John and Davesprite3 years ago in Drama More Like This
▲: is anyone there?
▼: who are you
▲: im john silly
▲: hi davesprite!
▼: you type like egbert
▲: of course i type like me
▲: what's wrong with you
▼: why is your text a nauseating shade of pink
▲: i like it~
▼: egbert did you hit your head or something
▲: why are you freaking out so much davesprite?
▲: im fine
▼: im not freaking out
▼: the pink is just annoying
▼: is this the glitchy version of you
▼: trickster or whatever
▲: you weren't supposed to know that
▲: silly sprite
▼: im a sprite though
▼: i know things that the regular ones dont
▲: i know~
▲: but still
John/Dave sadstuck fanfictionMy Beginning And My EndJohn/Dave sadstuck fanfiction3 years ago in Flash Fiction & Vignettes More Like This
===> Your name is Dave strider and this wasn't supposed to happen. You and John egbert were gonna get married TOMORROW, tomorrow for fucks sake!
The day started of normal well as normal as the day before a wedding can be. You and your adorkable fiancé were laughing and chatting while walking hand in hand through the park where you first met you sit together under a beautiful tree not just any tree its the tree where you shared your first kiss, the tree where you got engaged, the tree where you carved you names and also soon too be the tree where your story ended. Your run your hand over both your names carved into the tree and shared a brief but sweet kiss. But time was not on your side in this instance because right as the kiss ended some insane homophobe shot him he SHOT HIM right in the stomach. You called a ambulance but they probably got there too late, you were too far away from the hospital. His last words to you before he slipp
Finman!SwedenxReader pt.2Finman!SwedenxReader pt.23 years ago in Romance More Like This
You started to stil hearing a loud heart beat in your ear,and an arm around your waist.You opened your eyes and saw the finman that had taken you,he had golden hair and a gloomy feeling about him.
You tried to stay still so you would'nt wake him up,thats was the last thing you needed.But you didn't even move and his eyes opened,he stared into your (E/c) he had beautiful blue eyes not typical for finman.
You two stared at each other you could feel his eyes boring into yours,you looked down trying to avoid eye contact.You saw his legs they were covered in blue-green scales,they were gorgous you reached down and touched them.
Little did you know his face was red when you touched his leg,no one had ever touched his legs.
"Ple'se stop th't"he said pushing your hand away.Finmen were supposed to be mean and work their wife to the bone.Your body started to shake showing your fear,he seemed to notice that.He put a suprisingly gentle hand to your cheek and carressed it gently.
"Don't be 'fraid"h
John x Dave"John! WHAT-WHAT ARE YOU LOO- what are you lookin' at?" I have to keep my cool. Yelling and freaking out is clearly out of my totally cool, and some may say slightly ironic, character. But...John x Dave3 years ago in Romance More Like This
John is staring straight at my computer. Reading a pesterlog that caught his eye. Because his name is in it.
TT: I also took a moment to check on John.
TG: how is he
TT: I can't see him anymore. Just his empty house.
TT: But I did talk to him briefly.
TG: i should probably text him soon
TG: see whats up
TG: i love him
TT: I know.
"Dave..." John began.
"D-dude. I can explain."
"Aw, that's alright."
John smirked. "So who's the lucky guy?"
You are such a derp.
I love you anyway.
"Oh, uh, no one! What I meant was that I love this guys moves. Have you heard of the guy... Who... Uh..."
"Oh. That guy."
John's smile vanished for an instant before coming back.
"What? I didn't even tell you yet! I meant... I meant the guy...
Another Stormy Night"Karkat! I'm going out for a little bit. I'll be home soon, you mentioned something about being out of popcorn, do you still want me to get you some?"Another Stormy Night3 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
"Yeah sure," a voice called from the other room, "just make sure you actually remember to come home this time. I know how you love to fly around for hours." Karkat could hear John giggles until he was out the door. "Fucking idiot, I swear, why do I love him?" He paused flipping the channel, "Oh yeah, because he's somehow godly perfect."
The troll hadn't been paying attention to the TV but now he wished he had. It was always when he let his guard down that something bad happened. The news update provided Karkat with something he didn't want to think about. There was a line of severe weather heading straight towards them. It was a strong storm development that sprung up out of nowhere, and John was going to be right in the middle of it.
Panicking the troll leapt from his seat and ran outside calling John's name. Unfortunately the human was
I AM ALASKA! ~Canada Love Story~I AM ALASKA! ~Canada Love Story~3 years ago in Settings More Like This
I stood in front of his door kinda shaking a little.
There's always been one man for me out there, it was HIM and he was all mine... In till he lost the war....
I remember when we would cuddle up with one another in front of the fire. In the summer we would fish salmon and hunt for other game. He was handsome like no other man I ever seen. He was like no else. He was quiet but he still spoke his mine. He was strong and helpful to others and he KNOWS what is truly best for others.
He was Canada. So people say now that he's weak or say "Who?". He's the only one I notice. The only one...
Years ago, a long time ago, Russia came to me and my land wanting me... I fought hard but he was to much for me. Canada soon came but he wasn't as strong as Canada.
"CANADA! HELP ME CANADA! TELL HIM TO STOP THIS!" I cried as Russia was holding me up on his shoulder. I kicked and scream but he was to strong.
"NO! STOP RUSSIA!" Canada yelled at Russia. Tugging on his scarf, hitting his back. "PUT HER DOWN R
Naruto 7 Minutes in HeavenYou were at your house playing a video game or reading or just doing what you like to do, when I knocked at your door. "_____, I'm having a party at my house at 7 o'clock. Be there or we'll find you." I said and walked away. You sighed, knowing that I would come find you, so you got ready. When you got to my house, you saw Neji's squad, Naruto's squad plus Sai, Shikamaru's squad, Kiba's squad, and Gaara's squad. Everyone that you knew was here. You walked over to your best friend (whoever you want it to be) and started talking. After about half an hour, I held a bunch of papers in my hand and said, "Boys, put something on these papers. We're gonna play 7 minutes in heaven!" They groaned, but did what they were told. They then put the papers in a hat that was passed around from girl to girl. You were having such a good time that you didn't notice when it was passed to you. "_____, it's your turn!" Tenten said. You groaned, but stuck your hand into the hat and pulled out a paper with -Naruto 7 Minutes in Heaven3 years ago in Profiles More Like This
John: Flirt-Joke with KarkatLooking for someone to chat with... (so, please wait)John: Flirt-Joke with Karkat4 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
You are now chatting with a person, say hi.
▲: EB: hey
▼: CG: WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT
▲: EB: to talk with you~
▼: CG: WELL CONGRATS, YOU FINALLY MANAGED TO FUCKING DO SOMETHING RIGHT
▲: EB: aww thank you
▼: CG: THAT WAS SARCASM YOU SHITSPONGE
▲: EB: or was it? >:3
▼: CG: IT DEFINITELY FUCKING WAS
▲: EB: oh relax, i'm just teasing
▼: CG: WELL TEASING IS NOT IN MY ARSENAL. HATING YOU IS IN MY ARSENAL.
▼: CG: DO YOU HATE ME YET YOU TAINTCHAFER?
▲: EB: nope
▲: EB: and what do that even mean?
▼: CG: FUCKING FUCK HOW HARD IS IT TO HATE ME?
▲: EB: for me, impossible~
▲: EB: and why do you want me to hate you so much?
▼: CG: NO PARTICULAR REASON....
▼: CG: BUT IF WE BOTH HATE EACHOTHER IT'S A LOT FUCKING EASIER
▲: EB: well i don't hate you
▲: EB: and i won't anytime soon
▼: CG: SO YOU THINK, IN YOUR RUSTED LITTL
Still the Same Chapter Six Part One UNEDITEDKarkat woke up to the sound of muffled talking. Actually, he realized the voices weren't muffled he just couldn't hear them clearly at the moment. He leaned up and stretched, wincing at the pain in his shoulder. He looked around and noticed he was on a familiar bed; the humming of computers joined the sounds of people talking. Grumbling he leaned against the wall and rubbed his temples.Still the Same Chapter Six Part One UNEDITED3 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
"Oh good, Karkat you're awake."
His eyes caught the faces of Kanaya, Sollux and Terezi. They were all seated in a somewhat circle around the bed Karkat was napping on. "What's going on?"
"We need to discuss something," Terezi started. "It's something I've noticed." Karkat looked around again and noted the lack of humans or John. "Something that is troll to troll."
"And that is?"
"The humanth KK." Sollux answered.
Karkat nodded and Terezi took over again. "Sollux and I have been talking, and this recent thing with John really pushed the subject into the forefront of our priorities. I know we all thought
Still the Same Chapter Five UNEDITEDJohn was surprised at Sollux's presence outside his door. 'Why does he want to speak to me? Sollux hasn't shown much interest in me or the other humans, so why now?' It puzzled him, he thought that maybe Sollux was just being friendly. "Sure, what do you want to talk about?"Still the Same Chapter Five UNEDITED3 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
"I'm going to be blunt. KK."
"Yeth Karkat." He took a few steps forward towards John, "I think it'th time thomeone on thith thtupid athteroid talked to you. Thinth KK theemth unable to do it I will."
"Talk about what?" John asked, "This is sorta random," he laughed a bit, "I mean, you never talk to me."
"I know." He continued past John, "We're going back to my room. It'th more private."
John followed Sollux, watching the troll move through the halls carefully and slowly. He kept a proud stance, even when stumbling over something. He carried a cane, much like Terezi's. "So, um, Sollux do you need any help or something? I mean, I can lead you if you want, it might be faster " He trailed off when t
2P Canada X Reader Sweet Nightmare2P Canada X Reader Sweet Nightmare11 months ago in General Fiction More Like This
2P Canada X Reader Sweet Nightmare
A man pushes the door to a diner open and strolls inside. He has shoulder length blond hair tied in a ponytail, bored violet eyes and slightly tanned cream colored skin. He has broad shoulders but his body is relatively small and slightly muscled from all the hard labor he does. He is wearing a red plaid shirt with the top two buttons undone and jeans. His eyes look around at the empty place and land on the backside of a girl. She has shiny (hair/length) (hair/color) hair tied in a bun. She is wearing a light blue collared dress that goes to her mid-thigh and the bow of a white apron tied around her waist. He is humming and swaying her hips back and forth as she cleans the counter. The blond walks up to a table and pulls out a chair. The chair makes a loud screeching, gaining the girls attention. She jumps and turns to him. Her eyes are a bright (eye/color).
“Oh, how may I help you?” she asks not questioning why he is there so late at nigh
Movie NightHe wasn't being that grouchy tonight; it was an odd, tangible feeling hanging in the air. He was only mildly cursing at the stubborn VCR, and all that plastic-on-plastic banging was a lot more controlled than what it would have been had he been in his usual rancorous mood.Movie Night3 years ago in Romance More Like This
He was nervous; she could smell it in the sweet candy red showing through the cold concrete and in the constantly ruffled black licorice of his hair. She wasn't going to comment on it; no, that'd only set him on a rampage, and she'd grown to like the jumpier, quieter side of him; for now, she'd let him believe that the dark of his respite block could obscure the colors.
Not that there were many in his block to begin withmuch like his hive back on Alternia, everything was a slight variation of the same shade of grey; she knew why he had first started using such an icky color, the very real possibility of being culled in his own hive had been an ever looming threat, but here in the medium, stuck on this gog-forsa
Still the Same Chapter FourKarkat awoke early that morning. He groaned and rolled out of bed. For the first time in weeks Karkat had actually had nightmares of his own. They were terrible dreams, but they were not the dreams of his ancestors. He dreamed of his friend's deaths, over and over again, he saw his remaining friends die as well. But the one that hurt the most, the one that had Karkat sitting up in bed, gasping for air, and nearly clawing his blankets to shreds, was his dream of John. It was a dream where John died, saving Karkat.Still the Same Chapter Four3 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
The troll shook his head and cleared his thoughts. Growling he set off to do what made him wake up early in the first place. His hand rested on Sollux's door, he was suddenly overcome with nervousness. He took a few steps back and looked around. "What'th up KK?" a voice sounded behind him making him jump.
"Sollux, god, you scared the shit out of me."
"That'th thuprithing. Uthually you're more alert than thith." Sollux continued, "What did you need? I athume you're in-front of
John: Show Karkat the Sky"Egbert," Karkat asked, following John through the Skaian battlefield. "What are we doing here?"John: Show Karkat the Sky4 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
John turned around and smiled at Karkat, "It's a secret!" He paused, tilting his head to the side, "Although, you'll find out in like a minute so I guess it doesn't really matter "
John grabbed Karkat's hands, the troll protested angrily, "John what is this? I swear if you fucking dragged me all the way out here to put moves on me or some shit like that I'll kill you."
The human boy laughed, "Not a homosexual Karkat!"
"You keep saying that, but it doesn't mean I believe you." Karkat turned away to look at their surroundings.
John said very softly under his breath, "sometimes I don't believe me either."
"What was that fuckass?" he turned back to John.
"What was what?" John asked innocently.
"You just said something, more like mumbled it, what was it? I wasn't paying attention."
"I didn't saaaaaay anything," he giggled, "Karkat you must be imagining things."
"Yeah, sure, whatever." He to
Still the Same Chapter One"Hey Karkat, what do you think this does?"Still the Same Chapter One4 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
"For the love of god Egbert do not touch anything." Karkat walked over to where John was standing. He had found a large device with what looked like a transportation pad on it. "It sort of reminds me of the machines in the ectobiology lab." Karkat remarked. John agreed next to him. They had been sent down into the lower levels of the asteroid to search for usable machines to bring upstairs. They were supposed to be focusing on finding a new alchemiter so they all don't starve to death. "It's not what we're looking for let's go," Karkat turned to leave, tugging John behind him.
"But Karkat we haven't even seen what it can do." John complained while being led away from the strange device. "It sorta looks like it is used to transport things. Maybe it works like the alchimeter? It could just be an old model or something, we should check it out!"
Karkat sighed at let John drag him back to the machine. "Well, it seems to be a device used for the pro