The lost Troll (Chapter 2)"Strider?!" Karkat said in confusion as he looked up at the pale kid. Dave gave him a weird look and nodded. Dave observed Karkat a bit, he never expected him to be so tiny. He even could see tiny horns sticking out of the small troll's hair. He had big yellow eyes with grey irises, along with a slight over-bite and grey smooth skin. Karkat had on a black jacket with a small grey cancer symbol on the right arm of the jacket. The loud asshole actually looked kind of cute.The lost Troll (Chapter 2)2 years ago in Romance More Like This
"Yah short-ass, how the hell did you even get to Texas?" Dave asked raising an eyebrow. Karkat rolled his eyes and then sharpened them to a glare, his eyebrows bunched together. Suddenly the roar of thunder boomed through the sky, making Karkat jump in surprise.
"I don't even fucking know! Sollux asked me to work on this shitty thing Aradea found. Then the shitty thing sparked and when I opened my eyes I was fucking here on this damn piece of shit rock!" Karkat growled in anger kicking a helpless rock as he explained.
The lost troll chapter 1TA: hey kk!The lost troll chapter 12 years ago in Romance More Like This
TA: KK! An2er me!
TA: Damn iit KK!
CG: WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT SOLLUX?!
TA: god kk, don't fliip your 2hiit.
TA: ii ju2t wanted to 2ay that you need to come over.
CG: WHY THE FUCK SHOULD I? )
CG: WHAT IS SO FUCKING IMPORTANT YOU ASSHOLE?
TA: just fuckiing come over
TA: aa found thii2 really cool thing
CG: YOU WANT ME TO FUCKING COME OUT OF MY SHITTY HIVE FOR A "THING" THAT ARADIA FOUND?
CG: DAMN IT
CG: FUCKING FINE. BUT IF THIS IS SOME SHITTY PRANK, I WILL FUCKING END YOU!
TA: ju2t hurry up.
Karkat growled and shut his husk-top quickly. God he did not want to fucking get out today. Yet he knew that if he were to ignore Sollux anymore than he already has that his husk-top will most likely explode. Therefore he had no choice but to see what the shitty thing was. Karkat grabbed a jacket and began to make his way to Sollux's hive.
Once he arrived he could already tell that Sollux planned to use him as a fucking lab-rat. The small troll knocked on the door loudly and
The lost Troll (chapter 5)TC: KaRbRo!The lost Troll (chapter 5)2 years ago in Romance More Like This
TC: ArE yOu Up YeT?
GC: WHAT DO YOU FUCKING WANT?
TC: tHiS iS kArBrO rIgHt?
GC: YES GAMZEE, NOW WHY ARE YOU FUCKING MESSANGING ME SO MUCH CLOWN-ASS?
TC: Oh! SoLlBrO wAnTeD mE tO tElL yOu ThAt He Is WoRkInG oN a TrAnSpOrT tHiNg
GC: WHY COULDN'T THE LISPY ASSHOLE TELL ME THAT HIMSELF.
GC: I MEAN FUCK HE IS THE ONE THAT SENT ME HERE!
TC: I hAvEnT hEaRd FrOm HiM sInCe He AsKeD Me To TeLl YoU
Karkat sighed; well at least he might be able to go home in less than a sweep. Karkat moved his thumbs along the buttons, fixing to message back, when the communicator was snatched from his grasp by a pair of pale hands. Karkat growled and tried to grab it back, but Dave held him an arm's length away by placing a hand on the smeller's chest.
"Damn it Strider! Give that back!" Karkat growled in annoyance, still reaching for the messenger. Dave rolled his eyes and suddenly moved his hand away from Karkat's chest. Causing the smaller to fall forward, la
The Bad Tooth GallowsTHE BAD TOOTH GALLOWSThe Bad Tooth Gallows3 years ago in Comedy More Like This
An MLPFIM Fan-script written by Julian Yeo
Twitter: @judacris judacris.tumblr.com
SCENE: Golden Oaks Library/Twilight's Treehouse
Twilight Sparkle analyses muffins on her desk. Measuring each out for weight and height. She records her findings, only to find one muffin missing.
Twilight: "Spike, did you see the muffin I had on the desk?"
Cut to Spike, visibly having something in his mouth.
Twilight: "Spike. Did you eat that muffin?"
Twilight: "Oh, Spike. I needed that for my very delicate research!"
Spike: "And I needed that as my very delicate dessert! Why are you doing research on muffins anyway?"
Twilight: "These aren't just ordinary muffins, Spike. These are muffins from Sugarcube Corner. I'm trying to find out what makes them so very delicious among ponies in Ponyville."
Spike: "Why don't you just ask the Cakes, or Pinkie Pie?"
Twilight: "I'm sure the Cakes have some secret famil
The lost Troll (Chapter 3)Dave shuffled through the movies, not really finding anything that seemed to appeal to him at the moment. Then he heard the door open from down stairs, Dave guessed that bro had returned home from work. Therefore he got up and walked toward the stairs to greet his brother. When he suddenly heard Karkat yell out of anger. Quickly Dave rand down the stairs and found one of the most comical sights he had even seen. Karkat was flailing around in bro's grasp, the shirt riding up a bit and bro's face was straight.The lost Troll (Chapter 3)2 years ago in Romance More Like This
"Dave, do you know who the hell this is?" Bro asked as Karkat growled and glared at the older strider. The small troll crossed his arms over his chest and gave Dave a deep glare as well. Dave rolled his eyes and took a few steps closer
"Yah, that's the asshole with grey text that I told you about." Dave said and Bro gave an understanding look. He put the small troll back onto the ground and Karkat move quickly out of the taller's reach. He did not enjoy being hoisted into the air.
-.-.- what we do -.-.-the pup helps people stay pawsitive and never efur give up~-.-.- what we do -.-.-2 months ago in Plot Outlines & Synopses More Like This
the kit helps people know that they are purrfect how they are, no need to hide it~
the deer lets people know that it is not faun being depressed, and to hold your antlers high~
the bun tells others how it's fine being who you are, and to hop to it - be happy~
the wolf assists others in realizing that they are the alphas in their world, and to never give up on their dreams~
the leopard helps people acknowledge that their spots are what makes them unique, and cannot be taken~
the lamb preaches that just because you might be the black sheep doesn't mean ewe cannot rock it~
the raccoon spells out to people that they can steal hearts if they try, and that anyone can do what they put their mind to~
and the kangaroo helps people out when they need to carry on, and that others whom jump to conclusions too quickly aren't worth it~
The lost Troll (chapter 4)"Shit!" Dave screeched and moved away quickly scrambling to find his shades. Karkat looked at Dave in utter shock. He was now more awake and had time to register what had just happened. Karkat moved back so that Dave could search the bed, but froze feeling something cold on his foot. Karkat looked down to see the gleaming black shades peeking out from the white and card printed comforter. The small troll quickly grabbed the shades, thinking that he would hand them back. Dave looked over at Karkat and his red eyes widened more. "Give me those!" The tall human yelled and jumped at Karkat.The lost Troll (chapter 4)2 years ago in Romance More Like This
"Fuck!" Karkat yelped attempting to reel back so he did not get pounced on. Only his leg got caught in the long shirt and he tripped up, almost falling off the bed. Dave grabbed him, trying to retrieve the shades and to keep the smaller from falling. Dave ended up gabbing Karkat's wrist and pulling him back onto the bed, sitting on Karkat's legs so he could grab the shades without Karkat pulling away. K
MLP: Pupa-chanMLP: Pupa-chan3 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Princess Pupa was sat in her chair outside in the gardens, placed right underneath a tall, beautiful cherry blossom tree and overlooking the ornamental koi pond. She was dressed up in a soft lilac kimono and a thick, warm blanket placed over her forelegs. One of her younger nannies knelt behind her chair, using her horn to levitate and brush her gossamer mane.
The princess felt very gloomy that day. She didn't like her mother's dacha, not this one all the way in the east of the kingdom. There was nothing outside but trees and mountains scraping the skies. She wanted so badly to go back to their grand palace in the enormous capital where the gardens were much more beautiful than this one, complete with a grand exotic menagerie, but her nannies told her it was "too dangerous" there right now and her mother "had important things to do".
She didn't care. She and her family had been at the dacha for days with a lot of other well-groomed Changelings in darker, muted kimonos.
Shame at the Check-OutShame at the Check-Out3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
FIMFiction link: http://www.fimfiction.net/story/56451/Shame-at-the-Check-Out
Shame at the Checkout
Beads of cold sweat rolled down Rainbow Dash's neck. The hot ceiling lights above intensifying the anxiety she felt to such a point that she felt as though she was going to pass out. There she was, standing in the middle of Ponyville's largest store. Her eyes were wide, staring at the newest piece of fan-merchandise being sold.
No, it wasn't anything to do with the Wonderbolts.
It was a limited-time offer Daring Do wallet. Rainbow Dash had to keep her mouth shut to prevent drooling. The wallet was grey and had adventurer's face printed on the front, grinning competitively at some invisible foe. She was a force to be reckoned with, even as just a picture. Hilariously, based on how she looked out of the wallet, Rainbow Dash felt like she was the foe- her hero's ruby eyes piercing into her own like arrows in bows, primed to fire.
Overall, it was beyond awesome, much better t
MLP: FIM: Changeling Kingdom BioMLP: FIM: Changeling Kingdom Bio3 years ago in Profiles More Like This
Other official names: Changeling Empire, チェンジリングの王国, often referred to as 'the Motherland' by most Changelings.
Capital: Difficult to translate into other languages from Changeling language.
Language(s): Official: Changeling. Second language: Equine (English).
Religion: Official: uniformly traditional Changeling religion (ancestor worship).
Ethnic Groups: 99% Changeling, 1% miscellaneous (Pony, Griffin, etc)
Culture: Imperial Japan (with some feudal elements).
Type of Government: Absolute monarchy by divine right (Following the collapse of the Scaragowa Shogunate and the subsequent Rochanov Restoration 400 years ago).
Formation: The monarchy dates back over a thousand years, but the official transformation into a kingdom with an absolute monarch took place approximately 400 years ago with the
MLP: Above and Beyond RepairMLP: Above and Beyond Repair5 months ago in Short Stories More Like This
"Good Morning, Mommy!!~" The early morning bird, or pony, greets his beautiful and loving alicorn mother upon entering the kitchen and finding her sitting at the table with his father right on the other end, "Morning, Daddy!~"
"Good Morning, my little Proudheart~" Twilight Sparkle bids a warm welcome and good morning to her precious little colt upon his entry and greeting, "How are you this morning? Did you sleep well?"
"Great!" The Prince of Courage, Courageous Heart, turns around in his chair so that his back no longer faces the young colt he is proud to call his son, "Well...I hope you are hungry, Proudheart. Our esteemed chef is already working on our breakfast for today: Scrambled eggs with warm buttermilk biscuits."
"Sounds Yummy!!" Proudheart hops up and down in place upon hearing what his taste buds will savor in this already fine morning, "I'm so happy to have somethin
Doctor Who jokesKnock knock.Doctor Who jokes3 years ago in Flash Fiction & Vignettes More Like This
Q: What happens when the headless monks leave banana peels on the floor?
A: Silence will fall
Q: How many Sontarans does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None! Sontarans do not fear the dark!
Q: How many Time Lords does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Interference in the lighting practices of other cultures is strictly forbidden.
Q: How many cybermen does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: LIGHTBULBS ARE INELEGANT. THEY WILL BE UPGRADED.
Yo momma's so fat, the whole Slavine family could fit inside her at once
Yo momma's so fat, the cybermen upgraded her into a hot dog van
Yo momma's so fat, project indigo took her to an ice cream parlor
Yo momma's so fat, the Adipose consider her a natural resource
Yo momma's so fat, Captain Jack didn't try to flirt with her
Why did the chicken cross the road?
The tesselector: Our records office is sealed to the public. The chicken isn't guilty of anything.
River Song: Spoilers.
Evening with her Princess: AriaxSonataEvening with her Princess: AriaxSonata 10 months ago in General Fiction More Like This
Update 4/11/15: Wow, 73 FAVES!? I didn't know this was going to be so popular, thank you so much guys, I know my grammar is pretty crappy but thank you for all the support and comments you've been giving me.
Here, have a gingerbread cookie
Sonata Dusk got getting ready to see Aria Blaze, she was wearing sky blue yoga pants and teal Uggs, exactly her style.
It has been over two months since they both revealed their feelings for each other. And they both agreed that they won't tell Adagio or anyone in Canterlot high. Sonata texted Aria Immediately on her smartphone after coming out of her apartment flat her mother rented for her.
"Hey, sorry for being late I'll be coming in five minutes.
"Thats okay, I can't wait to see you "
"Yeah me too, Bai!"
"See ya Babe!"
And with that final text, Sonata proceeded to turn her phone off to walk to Canterlot's Café Shop. It was perfect spring
MLP:Ponyville: The Next Generations: Chapter ThreePonyville:MLP:Ponyville: The Next Generations: Chapter Three3 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
The Next Generations
Diamond Manor. Once the home to the wealthy and affluent Diamond family, founders and owners of Barnyard Bargains, the former cornerstone of retail in Ponyville, it was now a rotting and decrepitating monument to the fallen first family of the booming town. The outside walls had dulled in colour and brightness and roots and foliage were growing upwards against them, making it look like the earth itself was trying to engulf and consume the estate and bury it in the past where it belonged. More than a couple of the windows had been smashed, the gates had turned almost completely brown with rust and the gargoyles had mostly either been desecrated by vandals or naturally decayed from lack of tending to them. Just by looking at it, you could tell right away the entire place was a sad relic from a fading past.
The inside was not much to behold, either. Much of the furniture had long since vanished, and most the remainder were covered in ta
FriendlessThere's a little boy who walks to school,Friendless3 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
Nobody knows his name.
No matter what he tries to do,
It is always the same.
He keeps up with all the trends,
He knows them inside out.
Each one he pulls off perfectly,
Even that selfie-photo pout.
Each week he brings a box of muffins,
Though nobody knows why.
He used to try and hand them out,
Now he doesn't even try.
He shares the muffins with the crows
and eats them one by one.
For consuming that much sugar,
He sure looks miserable when he's done.
He looks down at the empty box
and you see a little smile.
The crows fly off and he lies down;
They'll all be full for quite a while.
The same routine, every week,
I think so that he can pretend,
That in the year that he's been here,
He's made at least one friend.
PW: It's EnoughShe who is completely unaware of my stare sits silently in that same chair. As I study the curve of her neck, the tilt of her head, the way her fingers caress the spine of the book in her hand, I realise it is the same routine I continue to indulge in every time she sits in that spot. Under my fingertips, the wood of my desk is familiar, comforting. Nothing like what she does to me. When she's near, the feeling of uncertainty creeps up on me, and I find my wit slower, my tongue clumsier. Bracing my hands on the desk is all I can do to stop myself from going mad.PW: It's Enough5 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
And to all this, she is completely oblivious. To my discomfort, to my mind racing with thoughts of her, to my obvious disposition and fascination with her. Concentrated solely on the story she is reading, she licks her bottom lip and bites it slightly, much to my desire's displeasure and pleasure. Somehow, she doesn't even need to touch me to make me long for her.
How is it that someone who has delved so deep into my past
MLP: Hooves of Harmony Ch. 2MLP: Hooves of Harmony Ch. 28 months ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
After a discussion that lasted for around two hours, a decision was finally made:
Tap Step sat his family down and explained everything he and his children saw and heard from the now-departed Songponies: The Kingdom of Shamrock has fallen into a state where it has been divided into two side: Princess Aira on one side...and Don Porsha on the next. How this came to be in unknown...but Tap believes action must be taken.
Everypony agrees with this...and all decide then and there to join Tap on the journey to Shamrock. Like before, it took many of the friends and family to stop Skymarshall Don Porsha the last time, and it will take as many as before to bring him down once again...hopefully for good this time around.
To make preparations for the trip, Courageous Heart calls for the Royal Airship...which was built for long distant travels for the Royal Family of Tambelon and any guests they bring along.
Princess Twilight Sp
How Could This Happen To MeHow Could This Happen To Me8 years ago in Fantasy More Like This
~* How Could This Happen?*~
(Song by Simple Plan- Untitled)
I open my eyes
I try to see but I'm blinded by the white light
Inuyasha wasn't the type of being who would get hurt feelings or upset about things, quite the contrary. He was an extremly tough, strong man, always having the will to battle on. He never gave up a fight and he never stopped fighting, especially when it came to protecting his friends and the people he cared about more than anything. He wasn't the type to show his emotions either. The hanyou always kept a stern, cold exterior about most things, but when it came to a certain person it was sometimes hard. He'd usually hide away his fears or worries and try to cover them up with what he thought was an asshole, snappy, angry attitude, but that one woman could see right through him and he knew that, try as he might not to believe it. The light was nearly blinding him as his golden eyes slowly fluttered opened. There were shapes above him and his head was h
MLP: A Tambelon WeddingMLP: A Tambelon Wedding9 months ago in Short Stories More Like This
The clock strikes three and the school bells ring out to signal the end of another school day. From the high schools to the elementary schools, every young pony or good friend grabs their saddlebags and makes way for the front doors...where their rides await to take them home to complete whatever homework they have been given for the weekend.
While the many other students of both Tambelon High and Middle School are already on their way home via walking or taking the school carriage, the younger generation at Tambelon Elementary rush on outside to await their transportation....
"Well, that was a fun school days as always~" A little pony princess by the name of Starlight admits to her five best friends; She giggles as her long purple streak mane flows a little from the breeze that blows on through, "Just to be sure, I jotted all the notes on the board three times so I would not forget in case I lose one...or all three~"
"Ya sure do love ta
MLP: Hooves of Harmony Ch. 3MLP: Hooves of Harmony Ch. 38 months ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Within the hour after arriving within the Kingdom of Shamrock, the honored guests of Princess Aira unpack their suitcases and other luggage within the rooms they are given:
Princess Twilight and Prince Courageous are given a wonderful suite within the palace; It has a king-size bed, fireplace, and a bathroom that they can share whenever they like. Much like home itself, this luxurious room is as comfortable and welcoming as the one the two alicorns have back home in Tambelon.
Tap and Grace Step are given a lovely room with a window view of the city itself; This very place happens to be the same room Tap once stayed in when he was an honored guest of the Shamrock Royal Family back when he was younger. Such memories comes back to him...both the good and the not-so-good ones.
Shammy, Scootaloo, Applebloom, and Sweetie Belle are all given a room with four small beds of their own; Each one comes with their own nightstand and wardrobe f