Dating A Superheroine- A Man's GuideCongratulations, guy! I know it's been a long time coming, but you're finally dating that super-heroine of your dreams.Dating A Superheroine- A Man's Guide3 years ago in Flash Fiction & Vignettes More Like This
Remember the first time you saw her flying in the sky? You know she was way too sexy to be a bird or a plane. But did you ever think you would ever be able to be with such a wild strong beauty?
All that time you spent tied up by her foes waiting for her to save you. All those conversations where you confided your love for her to that cute girl from the office who looks remarkably like your super gal (well, except for the fact that she wears glasses.) All those long lonely sleepless nights dreaming of your superheroine.
Well congratulations. You've managed to win her heart. Way to go, stud!
Now for the bad news. Getting her was the easy part. Now that you've won her, how do you keep a goddess like that interested in you?
Glad you asked. I have a little experience in this area, so here's some simple tips.
1. DON"T GET TOO CLINGY
It's hard now that you've foun
Deviljho vs. Diablos NarrationDeviljho vs. Diablos Narration4 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Salutations, once again, ladies, gents, felines, and cousin melynxes, nya. I come today from the dry, dry deserts near the Village of Moga, where even the most trained of warriors faint from the spells of heat, nya. There, I witnessed a battle between the two devils of the desert, nya. And I, with my usual luck and good fortune, have been able to record these brutes fight to the death. However, it seems as I was not the only being that witnessed this battle as, soon after my return, a hunter by the name of Acelious drew this piece above, purr. I have my thanks to give to him as it will make my story a bit easier to tell. And so let us travel to the Deserts of Moga, purr.
On that day of the fight I happened to be in one of the desert caves, researching Altaroths. It was fortunate that the sentry Altaroth didn't perceive me as an enemy as I got a chance to take a close account of their lifestyle in the desert. I was watching the
A Curious FindA Curious Find3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
"And you have a good day yourself!" Jessie said cheerfully, handing the customer's shopping bag. The customer smiled brightly and skipped off, happy as could be. Why shouldn't she though? Only a few moments ago, she was a young, grouchy sort of guy in a foul mood. After a quick spray of the Costume in a Can, he had turned into a peppy and cheerful looking Loly Aivirrine (A far cry in personality from the original version to be sure).
It was 11:17 AM and things were certainly underway in at the neighborhood wide garage sale. After a big burst of people right away, things had settled down in the area, now at a nice and more manageable rate. Jessie *coughJDcough* and her partner, Rachel, were busy selling off their wares and dealing with the waves of customers that came through. At that last person left, there was no one left at their particular sale, allowing themselves to take a quick break.
"Phew!" Jessie said
A.E. Tribute-1: Violent ActsA.E. Tribute-1: Violent Acts4 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
What happened, where am I? The sharp pain in the back of my head tells me I was knocked unconscious and now I can no longer remember why I'm here. Today the sun decides not to shine into this thick green jungle so I stumble and feel my way to an opening, where I see a river that's full of crows pecking on a charred body at the foot of a massive mountain. I know this place, Mt. Doi Inthanon in Thailand. I look up and see a hole in the side of the mountain where a man stands dressed in red, his hands smoking and a devilish grin on his face...Bison!
I try to gather energy for a Ki blast to throw at him but this throbbing headache wont let me and as a memory washes over me, I realize I did not come here alone. Someone has been trying to track or follow me but a snapped twig gives away their position and I head back to the forest only to see that it is my old friend Ryu. He's talking to me but I haven't heard anything except static in my ear
An old man's deathAn old man's death5 years ago in Stories & Vignettes More Like This
Wearily he sits in his usual chair. Maybe no one will notice how tired he is and how much it hurts. His oldest granddaughter knocks on the door and opens the door.
"Hi grandpa. How are you today?" She gives him a hug and sits the plate of cookies in front of him. Her fiancé steps in behind her with a gallon of fresh cow's milk. He hadn't had that since he was a boy. Yum!
He smiles. "When are you getting married??"
She pauses. A different reaction that usual. Usually she says, "Not sure yet. We'll let you know."
"October the eighth."
For a split second he thought there was hope after all. October wasn't too far away. He could make it until then. That would only be a month after the six month mark the doctors gave him back in March. Then she adds .
He didn't know what to say. He'd never make it that long. He knew he couldn't. For a moment, she caught the distress in his eyes, but he looks away quickly back at the cookies and milk. "Thanks for the cookies." H
BrokenBroken heart, broken soul, if I slipped away, no one would know...Broken2 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Zirit- Meeting at the BeachIt was a nice, sunny day at the beach. The children where playing with the sand and using water guns. I was out on a towel, sunbathing. Straight ahead, the water was blue and shining. To my left, people were playing volleyball. But these were very, very attractive people. The guys were all muscular and tough, and the women? Oh my God! Eye candy to myself, a hormonal male. They were skinny and tall, legs long and lean. Their butts were big and juicy, just like their breasts, which bounced up and down in their skimpy bikinis. Sadly, though, they all were with the big, muscular men. I felt lonely, watching them make out after playing volleyball.Zirit- Meeting at the Beach2 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
What I saw to my right was completely different, though. I saw a lonely girl, a very beautiful one. She had beautiful brown hair and eyes, and her breasts and butt were of decent size. Her bikini was tight on her, somewhat exposing her breasts and butt. She seemed kind of depressed, sitting alone under an umbrella with a really sad look on her fac
What the Dere?- Guide to TypesA lot of manga and anime fans have come across these terms tons of times, but what the heck do they mean?What the Dere?- Guide to Types4 years ago in Academic Essays More Like This
As a fellow artist/novelist myself, I shall break down the good, the bad and the downright ugly when it comes to the Deres.
Tsundere- the most common type of "dere" there is. But what exactly defines a tsundere?
To be put bluntly, a tsundere character acts tough on the outside, but is a real softie once you get to know him/her. Kagami from Lucky Star is a perfect example of this. She acts harsh towards our favorite practical joker, Konata, but she shows her true colors when someone pushes the right buttons. Another good example is Beatrice from Umineko no Naku Koro ni. Beneath that seemingly cold exterior lies a heart of gold (no pun intended). Of course, she would never admit these feelings to Battler or any one of her friends. Only we, the viewers, know her secret.
Another trait of the tsundere is that they often hit the person they care about (but the "victim" is ever rarely sev
First impressions on Sonic BoomHello folks, V-202 Davva here.First impressions on Sonic Boom5 months ago in Reviews & Guides More Like This
Well it seems Sonic Boom has finally aired in the States at long last. But unfortunately, I’ll be on vacation in Florida by the end of November. So I won’t be able to see the rest of the series until I return on the 19th December. I also haven’t played the Wii U version (I don’t have a 3DS) of the game yet, which I still plan on getting regardless of what reviewers have said about it!
However, I think I’ve seen just enough episodes to warrant at least a first impression. I’ll talk about the pros first, then stuff I have mixed feelings towards, then the cons and give my final verdict at the end. This is my first impressions on the TV show, Sonic Boom.
Right off the bat, the animation looks amazing. I gotta give OuiDo! Productions credit. It’s very smooth, very detailed and the characters are quite expressive. It’s defiantly better than most CGI cartoon shows I’ve seen nowadays.
Lessons in DanceThe sounds of a fist hitting a bag was heard, going at a repeated rhythm as the sound echoed throughout the training room.Lessons in Dance6 months ago in Short Stories More Like This
A tall woman with dark skin and half her hair black and the other half white was shown hitting a punching bag, having been at it for quite a while as sweat poured down her forehead and body but she didn’t let that bother her. Focusing all her power and strength into her punches. Neggy or NegInk as she was known by her boxing name was taking out all her frustrations over last night on the punching bag as she was in her personal training gym that she had where she worked out, studied film, and practiced.
The woman replayed the thought of what happened last night. A night she’d like to forget about.
She saw herself seated in her corner her head down dejectedly as her opponent had photos taken of her by the cameras. A towel was on her head as she looked down at the mat.
Neggy had been in a contendership match yesterday, The Winner going on to face The Women
P.T.T.S -Tiffany Lords pt.1-Tiffany Lords, a rather comical opponent who seemed a bit to enthused to get her face battered, was nearly out of fuel. From Ana's viewpoint, this was a waste of her own time. Speaking of which, she wouldn't even be in this slaughter had she not let her Uncle talk her into some spiritual bullshit... It all started aP.T.T.S -Tiffany Lords pt.1-1 year ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Ira Cave, Somewhere West Hemisphere
"This is bullshit uncle." Ana snapped while looking at the ancient boxing ring around her.
"Your mother did it, I did it, and any fighter had to fight their own battles." Uncle Wolf retorted while applying special markings to Ana's thighs. The two were behind a large waterfall that seemingly stretched across an infinite space.
"Well, out here in this dark ass cave in the middle of nowhere doesn't exactly make me feel all whimsical about the past." She added before jumping when her Uncle's fingers jabbed her passion.
"Now now, it's necessary." He put his hands up in defense from the Champion's fist. "You have
Quiz time, come on and have some fun!!!It is about time for a quiz girls and boys. Now there are right answers and wrong answers. Very right ones and very wrong all of which I decide. The answers may change depending on whether you are one of us or one of those unfortunates than compromise half the world's population (yes you know who you are!). So you have to declare which branch of the human race you are. Now there may be a prize or there may not depending on who wins and whether I feel generous. I will expose those who give a lot of very wrong answers since they need to be removed from the gene pool.Quiz time, come on and have some fun!!!1 year ago in Emotional More Like This
All the questions relate to your girl friend (or imagined one if you are like me at the moment).
Q1 Your favourite smell of her is:
a. her pooh
b. her urine
c. her cum
d. her breath
e. her deodorant
f. her vaginal discharge
g. her smelly feet
Q2. You come home exhausted from work and she is slumped in a chair with a g and t and she tells you to get on with the housework since she is too tired. What do you do?
a. take you coa
The endThere is a disturbance as the Russian comes in surrounded by four males. She is tall,well over 6ft dressed in a violent scarlet satin robe with a black skull and crossbones embroidered on it. Her dark eyes glare across the ring at me. She has shaven hair. When her robe is taken off her body looks like it is made of pure muscle, dark and rippling. I guess she is 18stone at least. Dressed in a scarlet satin trunks with black trim embroidered with the word "death" in white.The end1 year ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
We are summoned to the centre. I never listen to the ref as she squeaks away but I can feel the penetrating glare of my opponent as she leans towards me and spits in my face. In broken English she says "you die, ha ha." Jake is beside me saying nothing, he is too much of a pro to be provoked. Cindy is still massaging my shoulders and neck and says "the cow, make her pay."
As we walk back to my corner, Jake pops in my mouthguard and finishes greasing my face. They step out of the ring. It is amazing how lonely it feels
Wolf of the Plains -Reunion-"I'm nervous uncle..." Anamoha confessed, crossing her legs over one another repeatedly.Wolf of the Plains -Reunion-2 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
"Relax, I'm sure she won't notice...just act casual..." Wolf groaned, digging in his ear with his pinky.
The two sat in a small green honda, outside of a large high school in central Chicago. It seemed the two underworld beings were up to something, and it involved being extremely incognito.
"Well, you sure as hell won't get to her from here. Go in there and find her." Wolf commanded, which Anamoha responded with a nervous shake of her head. A few more moments and the door would open, and Anamoha would stumble out infront of the car.
"U-uncle!" She cried, running back to the door.
"You look fine! Just go to school like you used to!" He waved, driving off in a hurry. She had to push down the miniskirt with her hands to prevent her panties from revealing as her only ride flew off into the distance. She huffed and looked down, her short button up blouse with frilly sleeves made her average chest look
Ruby's voyage chapter 3*Chapter 3: Evil to the core*Ruby's voyage chapter 32 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Far away from the mushroom kingdom, is a place called the dark lands. Dead trees, with strange creatures, and an eerie fog rome the land. Deep in the dead woods is a place more horiffing. In the middle of a lava lake was a castle. The ruler of there is a monster koopa, his name is bowser. In his throne room, bowser walked back and forth. Thinking of a way to rule the mushroom kingdom. Next to him was two magikoopa. The blue one was kamek, and the purple and pink one was kammy.
In the crystal ball kamek is holding, showed the images of ruby, nathelia, and adam. He was supriesed to know that peach had sisters and brother. Kamek explian that he never seen them because mario always defeated him before the kids came home from school. And they are her adopted siblings. They were found on the street of the mushroom kingdom.
The crystal ball kammy ha
Wolf of the Plains -Champion's Throne prolouge-Waking up, Anamoha stretched out, feeling all of her joints sigh in relief after being stiff for hours. After standing up, the girl felt the cool air touch her naked body, brushing past the ridges on her arms, tummy and legs. Her long hair which touched her lower back tickled her spine, and she quickly shifted it with a shake of her head. Her bare feet shifted over the plush rug that kept the cool wood from freezing her tiny digits, and she stepped infront of her large body sized mirror, stopping to glimpse at herself. "This body...." She muttered, touching her stomach and feeling a twitch. In her mind flashed the strong boxers who had really given it a wallop. "It's really come a long way..." She smiled touching her cheek, where many of her friends punched some sense into the nearly dark and homicidal boxer so many months back. "Now i'm here...." She hugged herself, feeling the warm embrace of those cherished ones who embraced her, showing their forgiveness in her behavior. "TheWolf of the Plains -Champion's Throne prolouge-2 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
MLP: Pride of the Prancing PoniesMLP: Pride of the Prancing Ponies2 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
The city of Canterlot; Capital of the great nation of Equestria, and home to the most elite ponies as well as the Royalty, was preparing a royal welcoming party for the Princess of the far away Kingdom of Shamrock.This great Kingdom was home to many ponies, mostly pegasai. They were known for their famous apple cider, fields of green, and unique dancing. The young Princess Aira, who recently took the throne after her parents retired, wished to exchange peace between the two kingdoms.
Princess Celestia welcomed Aira and her Skyguard to visit Canterlot for a few days and help establish a better connection between Equestria and Shamrock. This was something both sides were looking forward to. With much preparations still underway, the Princess of the Sun needed to send a message to her student in Ponyville, informing her of the new arrivals and what part she would play.
While Princess Luna took charge of the preparations, her sister began to write to her star student: Twilight Sparkle
Blood, Sweat and Tears Ch.01Blood, Sweat and Tears Ch.012 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Blood, Sweat and Tears Ch.01
Beads of sweat trickled down Isabelle's forehead, flowed down her cheeks and dropped to the canvas, forming dark spots. That is, if they could be seen when the canvas was already saturated with red. She circled around, observing her opponent’s movements. She charged at her opponent, swinging a right uppercut.
Her opponent, caught by surprise, took it on her ribs. Her attacker continued her onslaught without stopping for a second. Grunts escaped her mouth as she was pushed back to the ropes. She was like a punching bag. In the first round, she had no problem facing her. But, this was the 7th round and her stamina was low.
The crowd grew wild. They were waiting in anticipation for this moment. They clapped and chanted the fighter’s name.
“ISABELLE! ISABELLE! ISABELLE!”
The boxer, Isabelle, pummelled her opponent’s torso while her poor opponent curled up in abject pain. Eventually, the referee stepped in. He waved his hand
Wolf of the Plains -Obsession with Prey 2-Wolf looked over at Anamoha, worried about the spreading expression of hate on her face and the bleach white coloring of her knuckles. Her fists were clenched, about as rigid as they possibly could be, along with her teeth, which were straining under the pressure of her hardened jaw. The car was spacious, their transportation to Osaka where a challenger awaited the arrival of the recent victor between rookie and ex-champion of the middleweight class. In the front seat, piloting the car with GPS help was Juan and bride to be Minka, who was way too excited for Ana's arrival. Since they had climbed into Juan's 2013 Dodge Charger, sleek, shining, and dawning the pure midnight black paint coating, she had gone off onto a huge spew of activities and bloopers, pertaining to their own arrival.Wolf of the Plains -Obsession with Prey 2-2 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
"I can't wait for you two to meet! I bet you guys will be as good as friends as she and I are!" Minka's voice came back into a comfortable frequency suddenly. She had broken into a near squeal, which ins
The Truth of the FightThe Truth of the Fight3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
"Mountains. It had to be mountains." Marlis Winter was not in what one would call a good mood as she started her hike up through the mountains of Becdeni. It had been not three days ago - a letter had arrived at the front door of her house in the Becdeni city of Rennardt.
"I wish to request a challenge," it had read, "so that we may finally see who comes out on top. I'll be waiting at the summit of Mount Carver. I'll be seeing you there." The letter had dissolved in her hands; then, to her consternation, it turned into several small ladybugs and flew away. It wasn't until after Marlis had found her thick boots, her heavy coat, and her favorite boxing gloves (hey, they were requesting a match, after all), and made her way out to the foothills that she realized which mountain was Mount Carver.
Becdeni was, by and large, a mountainous region. In fact, leading cartographers had taken to labeling Becdeni's maps with two sections: "mountains" and "everything else." The mountains provided the
Essay: Why God CAN'T create meaningEssay: Why God CAN'T create meaning3 years ago in Philosophical More Like This
Many religious apologetics claim that without God, nihilism necessarily follows. The counterpoint has been made many times that even if the universe is meaningless or unpalatable without God, that doesn't make God any more likely to exist. If you decide that a world in which you're no seven feet tall is unacceptable to you, that won't make you any taller. However, nobody seems to have questioned the assumption that God's existence would impart meaning.
After listening to lectures from religious believers and talking to them online, I've noticed that they tend to view their God the same way a toddler views a father figure. Daddy is infinitely strong. Daddy knows everything, and he is always right. If Daddy says it's good, it's good. Pointing out flaws and inefficiencies in God's alleged work, and the moral and logical errors in God's alleged plan, seldom phases a believer, just like a toddler can never b
Video Gaming: More Gender choice and ideas neededBefore I begin I will apologise for the lack of pictures in this article, I'm no good in that area.Video Gaming: More Gender choice and ideas needed3 years ago in Articles & Interviews More Like This
And if you regard my feelings on this topic as 'sexist' and 'feminist' then you are very, very wrong.
The video game industry is in a rut in regards of creative ideas and imagination. A rut it created for itself by doing something very stupid catering only to males and creating the very silly notion that only males play video games.
That rut has made video games hard to be accepted as an art form by those who regard movies and books as an art form, although writing is an art form anyway. It has gotten video games seen as immature, childish and pointless due to it being seen as a male only hobby.
Now there is a way that such a thing can be remedied, it's actually a very easy thing to do but so many developers and publishers lack the courage, creative talent and imagination to go through with it.
The solution is to begin having female leads in gaming more oft
AlmostThey underestimate me, they see me as harmless. That will be a grave mistake on their part once I'm done. Yesss, it will soon be my time!Almost4 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
My target isn't far from where I am, if I crawl through this Jefferies tube I'll get there quickly and no one will see me, though if they did they wouldn't even think twice about it.
It's like I'm invisible and that works well for me.
Just a little farther, the code I entered will be waiting for confirmation but I don't have long, once they run the usual computer sweep the code will be lost, so I must work fast!
I can see my target, it's right in front of me. Everything is going to plan, soon, soon I will rule supreme!
"There you are! I don't know how you keep getting up to this deck, but you really are quite the little explorer" No! Not now!
"Mew? Meow yeow meow!" Not now, you foolish woman, not now! How did my owner manage to track me do
Kushala Daora EcologyKushala Daora Ecology7 years ago in Fantasy More Like This
Kushala Daora Ecology
The land of Minegarde is stuck with gales and storms not produced by nature, but from a dragon. Blizzards strike its cold hands across the frozen mountain while the tempests howl through the jungle. Great ice crystals left by the gaze scatter the snowy plain. A metallic glaze flashes through the lands delivering with it devastating gales. The cold-hearted beast freezes its quarry with the breath of winter and blows away its enemies with a wind stronger than any storm. Leaving behind its age, it leaves a memory of the wonder and mystery it carries with it. The legendary Dragon of the Wind, Kushala Daora.
Basic information: The Kushala Daora is the Elder Dragon of the Wind. They inhabit the snowy mountain near Pokke and the jungle, where there is a lot of moisture. They hunt using the special mechanism of their bodies they can expel bursts or air, or in some case ice. If they live a normal life, they can live for up to 50 years.