MLP:FIM S3 E1 and 2 told entirely in rhyme.Our two parter begins in the city of Canterlot,
Trouble? In Equestria? Perish the thought!
But the guards warn our princess and she seems quite alarmed,
She sends out a letter and hopes the newlyweds are unharmed.
After the opening we cut to the library,
Where Twilight makes faces and generally acts scary.
Twilight is (again) making a big deal of her test,
And of all their options Luna believes this isn't the best.
But Celestia explains the dire situation,
Of the crystal ponies and their king's forced abdication.
Her eyes go all black and she seems ready to turn,
But she soon reverts back and her pupils cease to burn.
Twilight then hopes her mark she won't miss,
and sings a song with Spike about not being ready for this.
They then inform the others and hop on the train,
Chugging off to the north and the crystal domain.
They arrive to find Shining Armor in a scene quite like Hoth
before running for their lives to remain out of the mad king's swath.
Arriving at safety they find that all
Epic Rap Battles of Equestria: Celestia Vs Luna[Celestia] My sister, dear sister, we've now come to blows?Epic Rap Battles of Equestria: Celestia Vs Luna2 years ago in Songs & Lyrics More Like This
That's happened once before when the darkness you chose!
So jealous of my fame, my prestige, and power,
Even when you return you won't sleep in my tower!
You think you can take me in this battle of rhyme?
Well, maybe you could... if you had more screen-time!
A royal by birth but you're just a disgrace,
Bow down, my sibling, or be cast into space!
[Luna] Big talk from my sister, you regal mistake,
Tell me, just how does one become addicted to cake?
You abuse your power, sitting high on above,
Aww, poor Celestia, with no one to love!
You still getting letters or did your pupils grow wise,
You are just a troll pretending to advise!
The whole fandom would gladly bow down at my hooves,
Ensemble Darkhorse, Tia, and you can't match these moves!
[Celestia] Oh come now, my sister, you think you they adore?
Look into their dreams, yes you I implore!
For let us just say that you do get around,
Rather base for a princess who shouldn't be
'Twas the Night Before Hearth's WarmingTomorrow was Hearth's Warming, and all through the tree,'Twas the Night Before Hearth's Warming2 years ago in Traditional Fixed Forms More Like This
Not one creature stirred in that library.
The socks had been hung on the one fireplace,
In hopes that the princess would soon show her face.
In his bed sleeping sound was baby dragon Spike,
He was looking forward to tomorrow, the scaled little tyke.
Now I in my covers & Owlowiscious on his perch,
Both settled our brains from a day of research.
When out in the village a ruckus arose,
One that awoke me from my comfy doze.
I arose from my slumber and went to the window,
and looked out on the town that was covered in snow.
The moonlight gleamed bright on our quiet town,
All signs of yesterday the snowfall did drown.
When, what do my wondering eyes soon spy,
But a pure black sleigh pulled by eight pegasi!
The snow started swirling in a blinding typhoon,
And I knew it must be the princess of the moon.
Going into a dive they started their run,
With Luna now shouting the name of each one.
"On Flitter, on Chaser, on Soarin' and Surprise,
Keep Calm and Flutter On told entirely in rhyme.For their princess' visit the ponies prepare,Keep Calm and Flutter On told entirely in rhyme.2 years ago in Traditional Fixed Forms More Like This
Of her special guest they are not yet aware.
They know she is joined by someone quite vital,
And soon they are graced by the one with a title.
In a separate cart a statue is towed,
But their identity makes Twilight explode.
For resting in the seat is the one they've abhorred,
Yes, her guest is the villain Discord.
The mares are astounded; they don't want him back!
Does the princess remember his vile attack?
This is not at all what the ponies would choose,
But the situation the princess quickly does defuse.
She reminds them that they handed him a defeat,
Something that they could assuredly repeat.
The princess's plan involves kind Fluttershy,
She thinks she will turn him into a good guy.
AJ and a beaver then begin to fight,
When Flutters steps in and sets it all right.
The six gather round and the princess does leave,
Looking rather pleased and a little naive.
Through their powers the statue springs back into life,
And just through his stret
Epic Rap Battles of Equestria: Octavia vs Vinyl[Vinyl] Tavi, you like to act like you're proper with class,Epic Rap Battles of Equestria: Octavia vs Vinyl2 years ago in Songs & Lyrics More Like This
But we've all seen how you longingly look to the brass.
Your recolor looks better than you ever could,
And she didn't speak, only fiddled 'bout wood!
See, just like your music your act has grown old,
And what's with that collar? Do you do what you're told?
Try to rap against me and you'll meet your demise,
I'm so beloved people argue 'bout my eyes!
[Octavia]You believe this would rustle even part of my style,
But I saw your affronts coming from over a mile.
I've performed before thousands while you're on your comp,
Mixing up that rubbish and looking for a romp!
Your "methods" are brutish and quite without grace,
You cannot replace talent by dropping a bass!
Your mark may be a music note, it is true,
But I would not be shocked if it was just a tattoo!
[Vinyl] Oh Tavi, I didn't know that you could be this rude!
Unable to unwind, you insufferable prude?
I'm the only one here to pick up some boyfriends,
Since the closest you have
Spike at Your Service told entirely in rhymeWe begin with Twilight's books off the shelves,Spike at Your Service told entirely in rhyme2 years ago in Traditional Fixed Forms More Like This
Stacked to the ceiling, they number in the twelves.
Spike looks and ponders how long reading will take,
When Twilight tells him he should go on a break.
The idea of a break gives spike a great pause,
But soon enough he's sniffing his own smelly claws.
We then hear the start of our ungulated cartoon,
Before Spike soon decides to ride in a balloon.
He finds out quickly that the rope is not taut,
For it doesn't take much force to untie the knot.
In order to catch it Spike takes to the skies,
But upon catching up on its own course it flies.
It lands in the forest with Spike in a fix,
As he's soon assailed by wolves made of sticks.
He's backed into a corner, wolves ready to attack,
When who should appear but our brave Applejack?
She bucks a few rocks at one lupine brute,
Before running for her life, wolves in hot pursuit.
While they're chasing AJ their numbers start dwindling,
And with a few fancy moves she turns them into kindling!
Sleepless in Ponyville told entirely in rhyme.Again we start out in good ol' Ponyville,Sleepless in Ponyville told entirely in rhyme.2 years ago in Traditional Fixed Forms More Like This
As Scoots on her scooter displays her great skill.
She's flying through the town at a breakneck speed,
and it seems with every trick she'll certainly succeed.
She hits a wagon and through the air she goes soaring,
When she's joined by the one she's always adoring.
Rainbow Dash tells her of this she approves,
and that Scootaloo possesses some pretty sweet moves.
Scoots is shocked and in mid air she stops,
Did RD really just give her props?
She falls into hay but that doesn't matter,
For right now that compliment was enough to flatter.
She goes back to the clubhouse where checkers are being played,
and tells the two others over her exciting escapade.
She tells them both of her sisterly hope,
But with reality they force Scoots to then cope.
Apple Bloom invites her to go camping with AppleJack,
Scoots agrees but she will need to go home and pack.
Sweetie becomes sad for she's not invited,
But upon being asked she becomes rather excited.
DamagedWe are all damaged goods in our own little ways,Damaged2 years ago in Traditional Fixed Forms More Like This
Each one has been hurt throughout our fleeting days.
The smiles have hidden, the tears have been shed,
Some for the broken, the hurting, the dead.
We look to ourselves and want a new life,
One without memory of our past strife.
We look to another, wishing we were them,
Little knowing themselves they too would condemn.
We're all damaged goods, each one hurt and used,
We've all been depressed, forsaken, abused.
No one is different and no one escapes,
For sadness comes in all sizes and shapes.
But the days will come when we hold our heads high,
Our joy shall return and our eyes will be dry.
When we look to each other and begin to discuss,
We'll find everyone is as damaged as us.
Wonderbolt Academy told entirely in rhyme.To start out this one they're enjoying a meal,Wonderbolt Academy told entirely in rhyme.2 years ago in Traditional Fixed Forms More Like This
while Pinkie hops around with no shortage of zeal.
They take the time to spout some exposition,
as they all await Rainbow Dash's admission.
To the Wonderbolts Academy she has applied,
and we hear how she's awesome before an answer they provide.
At first she reports that she's been rejected,
before revealing the lie and saying she's been selected!
RD soon leaves to the Wonderbolt unknown,
and Pinkie calls out with a giant megaphone.
After the op'ning we look to the skies,
where into the camp Rainbow Dash now flies.
The new recruits end up all forming a line,
before Spitfire does her best to get them to resign.
She goes up to Rainbow and implies that she'll quit,
RD refutes her; to this she'll commit.
Back to Spitfire the final pony in the line snaps,
and to prove herself they all do five hundred laps.
Rainbow begins racing this new pegasi,
and their race to 500 ends in a tie.
The duo land and Spitfire commends,
leading the pair to become ra
Just for Sidekicks told entirely in rhymeWe start with some photos of Spike and PeeWee,Just for Sidekicks told entirely in rhyme2 years ago in Traditional Fixed Forms More Like This
Though he is not in this episode, we'll see.
He's discovered by Twilight and at her behest,
The chick is returned to his parents and nest.
Owlowiscious appears, for some reason awake,
And we flip to Spike baking a gem-infused cake.
He munches on his gems as he makes his creation,
Finding them all gone he airs his frustration.
The owl indicates that the chef is to blame,
Causing Spike to sadden and loudly exclaim.
Fluttershy comes by to pawn off her pet,
And Spike soon accepts for her green garnet.
Angel is aghast and catches a ride back,
While Spike seeks to add some more gems to his snack.
RD and Rarity are two more to sway,
But Rainbow just laughs and promptly says neigh.
A series of crashes turns her view around,
With Spike soon promising to keep Tank off the ground.
Rarity does not even think to resist,
And Spike finds himself with a Twilight-sized list.
She leaves him in charge of her monstrosity,
Gem rather unfit for generosity.
Song for an Alicorn (Mad World)All around me are the bowing ponies,Song for an Alicorn (Mad World)2 years ago in Songs & Lyrics More Like This
Snobbish phonies, ceremonies...
Celestia says that I'm a good ruler,
Glad I've fooled her, glad I've fooled her...
I take a walk around my empty palace,
Can't find solace, can't find solace...
My thoughts grow heavy and I look to the ground,
Why was I crowned? Why was I crowned...?
And I find it kind of somber, I find I disapprove,
The friends that I have made are all now bowed down at my hoof,
I don't know what to tell them, I don't know what to say,
When friendships become distant it's a very, very
Mad world........ Mad world.......
Appendages protruding from my backbone,
They feel tacked on, they feel tacked on...
My friends grow older as I rule and dictate,
They can't relate, they can't relate...
Spike has said that he will be by my side,
Can't fit inside, cannot reside...
Without the others I must face the unknowns,
They're just headstones, they're just headstones...
And I find it kind of somber, I find I disapprove,
The friends that I have mad
One Bad Apple told entirely in rhymeApplebloom starts us off by hiding in an armoire,One Bad Apple told entirely in rhyme2 years ago in Traditional Fixed Forms More Like This
She's getting ready to greet a cousin who has traveled in from afar.
Applejack rolls her eyes and tells her not to stress,
while Applebloom dirties her room with all manner of dress.
The pair arrive at the Friendship Express station,
The crusaders arrive and bounce with anticipation.
The crusaders plan out what persuasion they'll need,
and the train finally arrives with the cargo of Babs Seed.
For Babs the crusaders try to meet every need and service,
But upon being swarmed the other filly seems nervous.
They take her to the clubhouse and show her around,
but a positive reaction just cannot be found.
So they bring her outside to show her their float,
But Diamond and her toady show up to gloat.
They point out Babs has a blank flank as well,
but all thoughts of Babs being a crusader she does quickly quell.
She turns on Applebloom and her crusading pals,
She makes fun of their club and joins the other gals.
Babs then shows almost no self-c
Party of One told entirely in rhymeTwilight is reading for a coming exam,Party of One told entirely in rhyme2 years ago in Traditional Fixed Forms More Like This
When she does receive a singing telegram.
For Gummy's birthday there'll be a celebration,
As each friend learns through a singing invitation.
There AJ and RD are playing a game,
When Pinkie announces it is far too tame.
If they only are going for the apples that bobbed,
They're missing the fun and are getting robbed!
They dunk their heads in and find a few jokes,
While Pinkie checks with the rest of the folks.
They all have their fun and say it's a blast,
And Pinkie bemoans that it cannot last.
Twilight remarks they should meet again soon,
Leading to a party the next afternoon.
She invites them all again to her social convention,
But each has something requiring their attention.
Twi needs to study, AJ needs to pick,
And Rarity's mane is now covered in "ick".
The fliers are housesitting for Harry the Bear,
Well, more like cavesitting his homey little lair.
Pinkie is stumped; all her friends are quite busy!
But she soon sees a scene that sends her i
Games Ponies Play told entirely in rhymeWe begin with a scene from the last episode,Games Ponies Play told entirely in rhyme2 years ago in Traditional Fixed Forms More Like This
With Twi leaving Spike in their leafy abode.
They go to the train station and prepare to board,
While Dashie tells tales of when she was ignored.
Flashing back to the past we see her rather sad,
As she gives a great shout from the back of her dad.
She vows that the empire won't suffer that fate,
And they all board the train bound for Cadance' estate.
They practice, and practice, and practice some more,
But soon all six end up sprawled out on the floor.
Their train has arrived and they are quite enthralled,
The kingdom looks nicer than they had recalled.
Citizens are working, all eager to please,
The gamesmare's attention they all hope to seize.
They soon go to Cadance and help to prepare,
When in runs a clearly anxious mailmare.
She says that the stylist is sick with the flu,
Leading Rarity to offer, as next in the queue.
The crisis averted, she gives her the list,
And Rarity questions her want to assist.
The mailmare than spits out the othe
The Magic Duel told entirely in rhyme.This ep begins with a mare in a cloak,The Magic Duel told entirely in rhyme.2 years ago in Traditional Fixed Forms More Like This
Through the back alleyways the rain it does soak.
The enigmatic mare soon comes to a shop,
run by a stallion with a Chinese type top.
When asks what he can do for them this night,
the figure points to an object gleaming bright.
A powerful object is this amulet,
and if this pony wants it they'll incur a great debt.
But with a bag of bits thrown on to the table,
we're greeted with a smile that is most unstable.
We then cut to Fluttershy who is having the jitters,
as Twilight casts some spells on her animal critters.
Twi makes them fly in a pattern of infinity,
while Spike keeps boasting of her magic affinity.
However, not all is well back in the town,
as Rarity is soon saddled in an unseemly gown.
Twilight steps in and demands a cease-fire,
as the mare finally removes her villainous attire.
Rainbow tries to stop the mare's swath,
But ends up as a shout out to one Sephiroth.
Snips and Snails appear but they are met with scorn,
with but one spell th
It's About Time told entirely in rhymeWe begin with Spike and a house of ice cream,It's About Time told entirely in rhyme2 years ago in Traditional Fixed Forms More Like This
Before Twilight's pacing wakes him from his dream.
Over her schedule she's anxiously scanning,
She's left herself no time for next month's planning!
She laments her choice in not planning ahead,
While Spike takes the chance to go right back to bed.
Still there in the morning, she checks every date,
When into the room someone does apparate.
Twilight is astonished; could this be a fake?
She's seeing herself dressed up as Solid Snake!
At her other's attire Twilight is aghast,
When the other reveals a warning for the past.
Twilight wants to know how she managed this feat,
But they're soon recalled, their message incomplete.
Twilight starts to freak; what did she need to know?
What was worth altering normal time-flow?
She goes out to the town to share the remarks,
But ends up sporting glasses worn by Groucho Marx.
Her watchers laugh with no sense of urgency,
Before learning this is an emergency.
They set out to make their land disaster proof,
Luna's Sandwich "Tiiiiiiiiiiiiiaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!" Luna yelled as she ran up the spiral staircase to the room she shared with her older sister Celestia.Luna's Sandwich2 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
“What is it Luna?” Came a call from the landing just above the young alicorn.
“Tia I’m huuuuuunnnnnnnnnngrrrrrrrrrrryyyyyyyyy!!!! Can you make me something to eat?” She reached the top landing and made her way into the room where she found Celestia sitting at a table, an open book floating just a few inches away from her face.
“Why don’t you make yourself a sandwich?” Celestia said without looking up from her book.
“I can’t, you know mama doesn’t want me using knives, even with my magic. I’m too young.”
“Then have one of the guards make you one.”
“No, they never do it right. Can’t you make me a sandwich? Please Tia? You make the best peanut butter and jelly sandwiches in all of Equestria.”
Celestia sighed and pla
Swarm of the Century told entirely in rhymeWe begin with Fluttershy singing her song,Swarm of the Century told entirely in rhyme2 years ago in Traditional Fixed Forms More Like This
"Hellfire" she sings... am I getting that wrong?
Anyway, she soon jumps backwards in fright,
As she comes face to face with a parasprite.
An adorable creature, colored sky blue,
And a bucket of apples it quickly eats through.
The creature finds itself being rather adored,
Something rather put off by an ominous chord.
We switch to the library where Spike is cleaning,
With Twilight all huffy and slightly demeaning.
She leaves him to go and check on the crowd,
Each working quite hard to make their princess proud.
Correcting a mare pair she heads to Pinkie's place,
Where she finds the pink pony just stuffing her face.
Flutters slides in with her partner in tow,
Though there are two now more than moments ago!
Twilight decides she wants one of her own,
While Pinkie leaves both to look for a trombone.
To Rainbow Rarity applies her technique,
When Twilight comes waltzing into the boutique.
They all hear a noise and her mane goes all rippled,
As they s
MLP:FIM S1 E1 and 2 told entirely in rhymeWe begin our tale with the turn of a page,MLP:FIM S1 E1 and 2 told entirely in rhyme2 years ago in Traditional Fixed Forms More Like This
The story of two rulers who differed in age.
One to bring night and the other the day,
Until jealousy and resentment led the young one astray.
She rebelled and made sure the sun would not raise,
No longer that star would all ponies praise.
However, with the elements the eldest could attune,
She struck back against Luna and banished her to the moon.
Of the elements a young mare does read and wonder,
Has she heard tales before of what tore the sisters asunder?
She forgets about parties and has no time for friends,
She runs up the tower, 'round its many twists and bends.
Spike, her assistant, is trampled in her hurry,
They set out in research and books fly in a flurry.
Twilight finds her data and sends her princess a note
telling her that this year's celebration won't be quite so rote.
Celestia decides Twilight must get out more,
so with supervising the celebration Celestia does implore.
Her student begrudgingly obeys her command.
Apple Family Reunion told entirely in rhymeWe begin this ep in the Apple's old barn,Apple Family Reunion told entirely in rhyme2 years ago in Traditional Fixed Forms More Like This
Where they're pulling out the quilt that her family will darn.
Applebloom is checking on the sent invitations,
Finding a response from each of her relations.
Granny's eyes widen as she does realize,
That the family has grown a considerable size.
AJ offers to run it as Granny's grown old,
Something Granny is quick to correct and to scold.
But AJ persuades her and begins to plan,
While Granny shows pictures from the event's long span.
She tells of the importance of having a knot,
And we get a cute scene of AJ as a tot.
Granny talks of her cousin and 7-legged racing,
Before we flip to a shot where AJ is pacing.
Applebloom asks why she is still awake,
And we see AJ's fear of making a mistake.
Cutting to the next morning AJ gathers her supplies,
Though the day brings with it more than one surprise.
She's covered in glitter and is even electrocuted,
But she does get some help from the lighter she recruited.
They're finally set as the all the family a
Applebuck Season told entirely in rhymeAJ and Big Mac glance over their farm,Applebuck Season told entirely in rhyme2 years ago in Traditional Fixed Forms More Like This
With Mac in a bandage from some prior harm.
The apples are ripening and ready to eat,
But bucking them all will be no easy feat.
Her brother is worried she'll not get it all done,
So AJ responds with a shout out to Top Gun!
She'll buck all these trees until they turn to pulp,
But she is betrayed by a worrying gulp.
We then see the opening and cut to our steed,
Working with Winona to stop a stampede.
She lassos the leader and diverts the herds,
Before sending them off with a lame play on words.
The townsfolk are thankful and give her an award,
With Twilight's annoyance and intro ignored.
AJ shows up late looking quite sleep deprived,
Frankly it's a wonder that she's even arrived.
She gives a quick word before dragging her prize,
And her lack of sleep Twilight soon does surmise.
Twilight goes to her, offering help and support,
But AJ ignores her, making Twi teleport.
Just where is her help from her many relations?
Well, they were just here for union
Sweet and Elite told entirely in rhymeIn Canterlot our episode does begin,Sweet and Elite told entirely in rhyme2 years ago in Traditional Fixed Forms More Like This
With Rarity choosing to do better than an inn.
To stay the in castle the princess kindly offers,
It's not like it'll be a large dent in her coffers.
Rarity thanks her and goes into the town,
And gets an idea to make Twilight a gown.
She then meets Jet Set and his wife Upper Crust,
But when they find where she's from they leave in disgust.
Rarity can't forget what the pair of them thought,
So she creates something worthy of Canterlot!
She draws up her plans and heads out for supplies,
Before bumping into another, much to her surprise.
She's run into Fancypants and his wife, Fleur De Lis,
And she starts collecting the scattered parts for her piece.
She apologizes for the bump and the hassle,
She was just trying to hurry back to the castle.
Her residence catches Fancypants' attention,
And he invites her to a racing convention.
She agrees and arrives for the races,
Prompting shocked looks on two stuck-up faces.
She goes against Fancypants and comes home
Princess Twilight Sparkle (1-2) Entirely in RhymeThe scene does begin with our Princess Twilight,Princess Twilight Sparkle (1-2) Entirely in Rhyme1 year ago in Traditional Fixed Forms More Like This
Using her new wings to practice her flight.
Her friends do their best to keep up her cheer,
But the Sun Celebration is soon drawing near.
She knows that she'll preform now that she's been crowned,
So she takes back to the air... before eating the ground.
We then cut to a scene with the six and stained glass,
As Rarity reminds what has now come to pass.
Her friends have to leave but they say they still care,
Promising with a hug and a Pinkie Pie swear.
The group takes the train from the high society,
Leaving Twilight with Spike and her own anxiety.
She's soon seized with panic 'til Celestia arrives,
Before she's then told a tale about divergent lives.
Her princess had been hurting year after year,
As her sister was banished, made an object of fear.
But Luna was reformed and scorned no longer,
As the bonds between princesses grow ever stronger.
Celestia leaves the pair to trot back to her room,
When a black tentacle seems to spell o
Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000 entirely in rhymeWe begin with Flutters asleep in her bed,Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000 entirely in rhyme2 years ago in Traditional Fixed Forms More Like This
Rainbow wakes her up, full of much dread.
Flutters, quite groggy, asks Rainbow why,
And we find out the reason is one Pinkie Pie.
She binges on cider before RD gets her share,
But they soon discover Pinkie has beat them there.
The line of tents stretch as far as she sees,
And RD's want for cider this does not appease.
The next morning the ponies all stand in a line,
Waiting their turns to grab their own stein.
Flutters gets her cider, but it was the last drop,
Just before Rainbow the supply does stop.
The ponies are unhappy they now must abstain,
They begin to grumble and loudly complain.
AJ responds that it is made with heart,
It may take some time but it sets them apart!
The ponies still mumble but soon turn around,
As they begin hearing a peculiar sound.
A motive-locomotion is the source of the noise,
And as it lumbers forward Granny's fence it destroys.
Stopping in front of confused civilians,
Out pop a duo of vaudevillians!
They launch int
Winter Wrap Up told entirely in rhyme.Twilight and Spike are both hitting the hay,Winter Wrap Up told entirely in rhyme.2 years ago in Traditional Fixed Forms More Like This
When Twilight awakes for Winter Wrap Up day.
Spike says to use magic and goes back to sleep,
but Twilight refuses; there's tradition to keep!
She gets herself reading and strides into the snow,
Before realizing she's missing the sun's morning glow.
Hours later she's running towards the town square,
As the villagers congregate to listen to the mayor.
As the mayor starts speaking her message becomes clear,
The ponies should strive to do better than last year.
Twilight then ponders where she does belong,
As we get our first full MLP song.
She first tires to help Rainbow's pegasi,
before being reminded that she cannot fly.
Twi looks for a group in which she can invest,
and tries helping Rarity in designing a bird's nest.
The nestmaking kit Twilight soon unscrambles,
but her attempt at nest-making leaves Rarity in shambles.
She then moves on to help out Pinkie Pie,
Who's a more graceful skater than her antics would imply.
She lets Twilight help h