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Switching Places - Part TwoSwitching Places - Part Two6 months ago in Settings More Like This
Slamming the decaying wooden door shut behind him, I focused with concerned eyes as Stephano deliberately slid down to the floor, panting heavily.
"I knew you were telling me to go the wrong way!" Stephano exclaimed, clasping me tightly in his clenching fingers, squeezing my fragile being.
"I'm sorry Stephano! I'm sorry. . . " I murmured as he stood, regaining his breath and clearly ignoring me as he placed his golden scimitar away, causing me to whine.
"Aw, come on, be a bro Stephano.." I complained as he continued to ignore me even further, stretching his long limbs above his head tiredly.
"Stephanooo. . . " I pressed on, my small voice
Hetalia X Pewdiepie Where the fuck am I?Hetalia X PewdiepieHetalia X Pewdiepie Where the fuck am I?6 months ago in Short Stories More Like This
Where the fuck am I?
================
Just a regular day for the great Pewdiepie,making vids for his
ever so cool bros.Anyway,Pewds looked at the comments
He saw one comment daring him to click on the link.So...he
clicked on it,the website lead to a Hetalia site? Really? Weh,'di nga?
A website for Hetalia fans? Okay.
He scrolled down.And saw the Swedish flag on it,Pewdie the curious he was.
He clicked it..and saw...Belward.He looked confused,he started to
click on diffrent body parts of Belward.First the head,then the glasses
and last...his stomach,The photo of Belward twitched.Belward's hand
popped out of the computer
.:T O R N:..:T O R N:.7 months ago in Sketches More Like This
Gasping for air, Stephano dragged himself down the dirt path, leaving behind a trail of blood. Pewdie was walking down the path telling himself how much "he didn't like this." Stephano opened his eye and collapsed. Pewdie saw Stephano in a puddle of blood and screamed.
An hour earlier, Stephano waited for Pewdie in the darkness. He kicked a rock across the floor. Stephano herd footsteps and drew his sword. A dark figure approached Stephano from behind and knocked him out.
When Stephano woke up, he was tied up to a tree. Stephano struggled but he was tied up tight.
He heard grunting noises growing louder and louder as he was surrounded by B
Marzia's PassingMarzia's Passing7 months ago in Sketches More Like This
Felix and Marzia were walking down the street on a cool winter evening. Felix lived in Sweden, so it was very cold out. In fact, it was a chilling 12 degrees Fahrenheit. Luckily, the couple was bundled head to toe with nice warm clothing.
What they did know was that they were deeply attached to each other. They loved each other very much and wanted a family of their own someday.
What they didn't know was that Marzia was gravely ill.
She didn't know it herself, in fact, and being in the cold weather would have a drastic effect on her condition. She had realized it on the streets.
"Felix, it's so cold here!" Marzia complained. Felix laughed.
Milkshakes And Gold - Music DrabbleThe golden male gripped onto his hair brush after making sure the coast was clear. He swayed his hips to the beat of the oh so familiar song, singing along to the lyrics.Milkshakes And Gold - Music Drabble7 months ago in Settings More Like This
"My milkshake brings all the bros to the yard and they're like it's better than yours. Damn right. It's better than yours. I can teach you, but I have to charge." He sung, a bit off tune as he continued to dance in front of his mirror.
A blonde head peeped into the crack of the door, snickering as he watched his golden friend dance. He murmured the lyrics silently under his breath as he watched the shirtless Frenchman act out of line for once in his life.
"La la la la la,
Today Is Your DayToday Is Your Day7 months ago in Settings More Like This
The blonde Swede prepared himself as he clicked the answering button on his Skype call, knowing what was coming as he lowered the volume mechanism on his computer.
Even with the volume turned down, Marzia, who was sitting on the couch behind the computer, was able to hear the whoops and yells of her boyfriend's friends as they all yelled out their birthday wishes for the celebrated Swede.
He grinned his lopsided grin as he nodded, "Thanks bros." He said after pretending to clear his ears from the yelling that just occurred.
Tobuscus was the first to answer, "Sorry man! We were just so. . . What do you call it? Pumped? We're so pumped!" He
Savior (Piggeh/Mr. ChairMr. Chair was stuck. This wasn't a normal situation, like getting stuck under Piggeh, or inbetween boxes or barrels.Savior (Piggeh/Mr. Chair6 months ago in Flash Fiction & Vignettes More Like This
He was stuck in a corner, and about to be shredded to nothing by the bro. He shimmied himself against the wall, pressing so hard that he felt the uneven cracks and bumps marking his skin.
"Why? Not again...." He groaned quietly. Once Pewdie found the exit and went home, the bro would go to chasing the most possible prey..... Mr. Chair. After all, he had the same skills as Pewdie. Besides screaming of course.
The misadventures happened once a week, at least. But everyday, Mr. Chair was afraid of running into the undead cre
Come Join The Bro Army A Pewdie ParodyCome Join The Bro Army A Pewdie Parody7 months ago in Songs & Lyrics More Like This
"Come Join The Bro Army" Parody
By Foodlover101
Come join the bro army [x3]
We're fighting off Barrels,
Two million bros in the world trying to share this
Keep it together,
Brofist with us even though THEIR hate is growing
But hey now, you know, bro,
We both know it's a cruel world
But we will take our chances
As long as you join us
We would give brofists, we'd be in chairmode, we could be bros
As long as you join us
Stephano will guide you, You will hate Barrels, Pewdie is our Bro
As long as you join, join, join, join us (join us)
As long as you join, join, join, join us (join us)
We'll be an army,
Fighting every second aga
A Christmas Parody ''Pewdiepie's Last Christmas''A Christmas Parody ''Pewdiepie's Last Christmas''5 months ago in Songs & Lyrics More Like This
"Last Christmas"
Parody: Foodlover101
Original: Cascada
Last Christmas I Brofisted you
The very next day you went with The BARRELS
This year to save me from tears
I'll brofist it to my other bros
Last Christmas I Brofisted you
the very next day you went with The BARRELS
This year to calm down from hating
I'll brofist it to my special bro
Once yelling and twice scared
I keep my distance but The Bro found me out
Hey bro did you remember joining us?
Well it's been so long it doesn't surprise me
Happy Christmas
I wrapped it up and sent it
With a note saying "Your my bro" I meant it
Now I know what an idiot I've been
If you Bro
Gonzales' Journal- Day OneMy name is gσηzαℓєѕ, I'm ten years old.Gonzales' Journal- Day One7 months ago in Settings More Like This
I found this journal in Mommy and Daddy’s room. It was under their bed.
Before they hit me for it.
I have a baby brother, his name is ѕтєρнαησ. He is five years old. He isn’t the same as me, he's a shiny color. I am a dark color.
Mommy and Daddy hit me a lot. I don't know why. . . It hurts and I cry.
Stephano doesn't get hit. I'm happy that he doesn't have to hurt.
I wish I couldn't hurt... The boo-boos hurt me and look ugly all over me.
Am I ugly?
I don’t feel ugly...
Does it make me ugly?
I hear Mommy and Daddy coming... I’m scared.
-gσηzαℓєѕ
Help Me Maybe A Pewdie Parody from Call Me MaybeHelp Me Maybe A Pewdie Parody from Call Me Maybe10 months ago in Songs & Lyrics More Like This
I found you on top of a shelf,
Don't ask me, I'll never know
I looked to you as my guide,
And now you're by my side
I want us just to escape,
Oils and lantern for a way
I was scared to play this,
But now you're by my side
Your trust was holdin',
Ripped gold, skin was showin'
Scary, place was blowin'
Where you think you're going, Stephano?
Hey, I just found you,
And this is crazy,
But here's my hand,
So help me, maybe?
It's hard to look right,
At you Stephano,
But here's my hand,
So help me, maybe?
Hey, I just found you,
And this is crazy,
But here's my hand,
So help me, maybe?
And all the other Bros,
Try to chase me,
I Don't Even...Pewdie Parody From JB''Broman''I Don't Even...Pewdie Parody From JB''Broman''10 months ago in Songs & Lyrics More Like This
"Broman"
[Verse 1]
I am your Stephano, I'd never let you go
I can guide you places were the Bro won't touch you
Baby, take a lantern or you're very very screwed
I got sword in my hands that I'd really like to swing
Bro, bro, bro, on you
Chillin' by the fire while I'm waiting for you
I don't know about me but I know about you
Pewdie I waited for you, where did you go!?
[Pre-Chorus]
I'd like to be everything you want
Hey bro, let me help to you
[Chorus]
I am your Stephano, always guiding you
Keep you on my arm bro, you'd never be lost
I can be your broman, anything you want
I am your Stephano, I'm always guiding you, I'm alway
Switching Places - Part OneSwitching Places - Part One9 months ago in Settings More Like This
"AHHH STEPHANO HELP ME PLEASE!" I yelled over and over again.
I sprinted down the darkened corridor as fast as my legs would carry me, firmly gripping onto the little golden statue while running away from the evil bro. Clang! Clang! I hit Stephano against the decaying stone walls repetitively as I ran into a dead end.
I sighed and mumbled silently, "Fan den här skiten. Jag är så död." I crouched in the corner of the dead end, hoping the bro didn't see me.
Stephano muttered angrily yet quietly, "Ow! Jesus Christ PewDie you idiot! I told you not to make a noise!"
I simply frowned and kept my eyes trained on the wooden fl
Birthday poem for PewDiePieRoses are red, violets are blue.Birthday poem for PewDiePie7 months ago in Free Verse More Like This
You're one year older, and we still love you.
Oh look, there's Piggeh, sliding like a snake.
He's pumped, just so freaking pumped, and always says:
"You thought I was a pig? No, I'm a snake."
Then there's Stephano, guiding you in the dark.
Always gives you courage, when things turn hard.
But watch out for the bro, now,
'cause he's lurking behind you.
He always says:
"Pewdie, come here, bro",
but secretly he wants to rape you, too.
I love to watch you dance like a master,
it's too good to be true.
And then you rap like Parappa,
you know what? You're good in that too.
Fighting the zombies like th
Pewdie It's Obvious Song ParodyPewdie It's Obvious Song Parody10 months ago in Songs & Lyrics More Like This
It Makes It Obvious Pewdie (Parody from the Original What Makes You Beautiful)
[Verse 1]
(Stephano)
You're insecure,
Don't know what for,
You're turning around when you walk through the corridor,
Always messing up,
And fhaking up,
Being the way that you are is troublesome,
[Bridge]
(Mr.Chair)
Everyone else in the room can see it,
Everyone else but you,
[Chorus]
(Stephano,Mr.Chair, Piggy, Jennifer)
Pewdie it's so obviously noticeable,
The way that you always pass it gets me overwhelmed,
But when you try to figure it out it ain't hard to tell,
You're cheating,
Oh oh,
Pewdie it's obvious,
If only you saw what I can see,
You
Rescuing PewDieRescuing PewDie9 months ago in Settings More Like This
Run faster… I thought to myself as my feet flew over the stones at a rapid pace.
I felt my surprisingly light weight golden body glide across the floors, searching frantically for the source of that scream.
I wasn't familiar with where I was, I just knew I was now human... and PewDie was screaming.
A scream… There it was again.
I ran clumsily across the floors running into walls and unfamiliar corridors.
Where is he? I mused.
"PewDie!" I yelled out.
My feet flew like soaring birds, sharply turning at each corner as I began to get familiar with my surroundings again. I slowly began to remember all the current events that
The Bro Gang Is Bring Sexy Back (Pewdie Parody)The Bro Gang Is Bring Sexy Back (Pewdie Parody)10 months ago in Songs & Lyrics More Like This
"The Bro Gang is Bringing Sexy Back" W/ Pewdie, Piggy, Mr.Chair, Stephano, & Bro
[Verse 1]
Stephano:
I'm saving pewdie's a--
Them other barrels can't fight back
I think you need help, what's behind your back!?
Don't turn around or Bro will get your a--.
Take 'em to the bridge
[Bridge]
Piggy:
I'ma pig
You see this piggy slide
Baby I'm your slave
I'll let you eat me if you need a taste
It's just that I'm so fricken' pumped today
Take 'em to the chorus
[Chorus]
Pewdie:
Come here bro
Go ahead, go brofist it
Mr.Chair:
Come with the gang
Go ahead, go brofist it
Stephano:
PEWDIE!!!
Go ahead, go brofist it
Pewdie:
Barrels
Pewdie Parody ''Browar'' Stop The Hate Bros D:Pewdie Parody ''Browar'' Stop The Hate Bros D:8 months ago in Songs & Lyrics More Like This
"Bro Wars" (NO Rap Version)
I'm using a lantern trying to find clues
All of my oil I waste on this
Where did the Bro go, hopefully he's gone
Where are the cheats I used for this?
Yeah, I, I know it's hard to remember,
The bros we used to be...
It's even better to have you,
That you're a bro just like me.
You say it's too hard to play it,
But is it too late to join?
And in our time that we watched
All bro fanbase went up
I've watched all the time,
He screamed in the mic
Now I'm cracking up,
Still laughing it off,
We called it brolove,
But the bro army keeps rising up
I'm watching a playthrough by pewdiepie
All of my broness
Meeting Someone New - Part One "I'll be back from the market soon. Don't get yourself into trouble. You're free to roam the apartment as always. Be careful, okay?"Meeting Someone New - Part One6 months ago in Short Stories More Like This
Cry's words still hung in the air as Felix paced by the door anxiously. A few hours had passed and the miniature Swede had grown impatient, even irritated, waiting for Cry's arrival, to have someone there to play games and watch television with him. Someone to make pancakes and eat with him as they joked about the most ridiculous things that had happened to them in the past.
He was bored.
Felix sighed, finally giving in and leaning against the door frame, the frigid breeze from the hallway creeped in an
Hetalia x Pewdiepie Where the Fuck am I? (2)Hetalia x Pewdiepie 2Hetalia x Pewdiepie Where the Fuck am I? (2)6 months ago in Short Stories More Like This
Where the fuck am I?
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-Stephano meets Egypt and France-
Stephano has now joined the party! He was in the Hetalia world.
He walked around,thinking Ahh Pewdie! Where are you???
He walked around and around....now he was getting tired.
Stephano saw to men talking.One had a French accent like him
and the other was a bit Arabic.
He went near them.The one with the French accent noticed him
first. "Allors!! You there!! Yellow man!!!" The French pointed at him
Stephano gulped.He walked towards them,slightly shocked.
"You You look like my Father.." Stephano pointed at Egypt.
"You You sound like my mother..." Stephano p
Blinded GoldThe golden figure trudged through the halls, the siren like growl reverberating in his ears. His sword was drawn, clasped tightly in his hand. His eyes showed a keen, sharp look in them.Blinded Gold7 months ago in Settings More Like This
Tap tap...Tap tap...
Faint footsteps rang throughout the corridor, trailing the golden statue. Faster, quicker, the statue glided across the stone floor. His metallic golden shoes hitting the floor with a loud thump.
Something grazed his back. Out of reflex, Stephano turned, only for his abdomen to be struck with a sharp object that caused him to fall back. Blood seeped out of the cut across the golden Frenchman's body, staining his ripped clothing. He called out in French, already back on his feet.
The grunt looked at him, the cloudy grey eyes burning into the golden ones. He suddenly pounced at Stephano, the clawed arm outstretched. Stephano raised his sword.
Just a second too late.
In a blur of crimson, the statue cried out in
PDP- Never Alone“Help…please someone…help me…”PDP- Never Alone6 months ago in Short Stories More Like This
My voice echoed through the corridor. No one was coming to help me. They had died long ago. I was the only one left, alone, a sword stabbed through my stomach. I was dying. Had been for the past couple of hours. I was bleeding, but slowly. Slow enough for him to enjoy my screams as I lay there. I thought of my friends and memories danced around, colors swirling together. Black, green, pink, blue, golden, bronze.
Black. Jennifer and I, hiding, trying not to get caught by Stephano as she basically stalked our Swedish friend. I was always quiet here. There wasn’t much to say when the one you loved was fixed on someone else. I comforted her when she cried. Pewdie always told her she was too fat, but we all knew he was just being an idiot. She was beautiful. At least, to me.
Green. Mr. Chair and I would talk sometimes, whenever we sat in the same room. Conversations were always nice, considering we were both quiet people.
Pewdiepie and Stephano(Story not made by me)Pewdiepie was scared. Drop-dead terrified. Stephano was laying there, in his arms. Dying. His body was limp, and his golden face becoming pale, almost anemic. Pewdie lowered his head, and willed the tears away. But listening to the ragged breathing of Stephano, and seeing the blood oozing out of his throat, he couldn't stop the oncoming avelanch of tears. "I'm s-s-s-orryyyy-" he choked out before sobs racked him.Pewdiepie and Stephano(Story not made by me)10 months ago in Flash Fiction & Vignettes More Like This
Let's back up a bit. You all know Pewdiepie and Stephano, right? Yes? Good. This started out just like any other Amnesia adventure. But, it was not all well.....
"Stephano!" yelled Pewdie excitedly as he saw his friend. Stephano wh
Forever Young What if we could live forever?Forever Young7 months ago in Settings More Like This
"It's not possible." Stephano muttered silently, not believing the words that reached his ears, echoing throughout the silent room.
"It's true." Piggeh replied back to the refusing golden god, a nodding Mr. Chair sniffled, looking down at the floor.
"How. . . " The Frenchman trailed off, tears brimming his eyes as he watched them, he didn't want to believe it.
He didn't want to accept it.
Mr. Chair shook his head softly, keeping his eyes trained on the floor, "Old age. . . It was time for him to go."
"How? How are we still here? We're a part of him. . . He's gone. But we're. . ." Stephano tried, tears ch
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