Naga America X Reader [Request]
"Stupid Arthur!!" you hissed. "Who does he think he is? God?" You sighed as you rested against a tree. "I mean, seriously! Nagas don't exist and neither do his unicorns and fairies!"
(FLASH BACK) "Arthur, what're you doing?" you ask with a what the nya look on your face. "Talking to Flying Mint Bunny and the fairies. Why?" replied Arthur, turning to look at you. ".. Is there something wrong with you?" you ask. "No, why would there be something wrong with me?" he asked. "... Because fairies don't exist." you say flatly. "YES THEY DO!!!" erupted Arthur.
It was like he had blown a fuse for no reason! "No they don't! Arthur, you need to get it together and stop being such a baby with you Flying Mint Bunnies and fairies and unicorns! They don't exist, never did, never will." you said sternly. "...______.. Do you know about the naga that is supposed to live in the woods behind the old school?" asked Arthur, glaring at you.
"Yeah.... I guess so-" "Then I DARE you to go into those woods and search for the naga." hissed Arthur coldly with a devious smirk on his face. "WHA?!" you yelled in horror. "ARE YOU CRAZY?!" you yelled in shock and disbelief. "No, I'm not. If you can find this naga, then that's proof that fairies, Flying Mint Bunny, and unicorns exist." growled Arthur.
"Again.... ARE. YOU. CRAZY?!" "NO , I'M NOT! Just go into the woods and don't come out until you find it or else I'll tell everyone that you wet your pants in the pool party last week!" said Arthur. "WHAT?! But I didn't!" you exclaimed. "I don't care, and I don't think they will even listen to you once I tell them~" purred Arthur. "But- but- ... okay, just don't tell anyone."
"Good~ See ya on Saturday, at the edge of the forest, at 6:30." he said before he left you in confusion and despair. ______, what did you just get yourself into THIS time? you thought as you banged your head against a tree like China did in that one episode.
(END OF LE FLASH BACK~)
"Ugh... I'm hopeless..." you groaned as you sat down and rested against a tree. Suddenly, you saw a flash of something that caught your eye. "Huh?" you asked yourself as your head jerked up. You looked around, but saw nothing. "I must be losing my sanity.." you groaned. You covered your face in your knees and just started thinking. Then, you heard a noise that sounded like a rattle and your head jerked up, eyes wide with fear after a moment.
You then jumped up and tried to direct where the sound was coming from. "Oh God, oh God!" you whimpered in terror. "It's a rattle snake!" you groaned to yourself as you spun around in horror to see where it was. You did NOT want to be bitten, and rattlesnakes scared you ever since you were 4, when your father was bitten by one and died. "I don't want to die!" you whimpered.
Then, you felt something wrap around you and then you screamed in terror, with the thing lifting you off the ground. "Relax, I'm not going to hurt you." said a voice. You looked over your shoulder to see a naga- half man, half snake, with the snake part being a rattlesnake's. OH GOD,
you thought. The man had slightly tanned skin, sandy blonde hair, and sky blue eyes. You whimpered in terror at the thought of your father's death as the naga hauled you up into the tree with him. "Dude, why are you here? And what's your name, by the way?" he asked.
"I-I'm _-______ a-and a-a friend d-dared me t-to come here." you stuttered. "Well, ______, this place can get, like, really dangerous, you know? With all of the other nagas around here and-" "Wait, what do you mean by nagas? I thought there was only one.." you said. "No, there are hundreds
of nagas living here." he said. "But if any other naga found you, you would be snake food by now."
"Please don't eat me, or bite me!" you whimpered in terror, unable to move your legs or your arms since they're in his coils. "I don't eat humans or bite them, unless they're hunters." said the rattlesnake naga.
"Then, can you let me go?" you asked with fear in your eyes, wanting to go back home, and rub it in Arthur's face that you saw a naga as soon as possible. "No can do, bro." he said, standing taller. "Wh-why?!" "Because, if I let you go alone, you would be attacked by a different naga, and I don't want anything bad to happen to you." he said. "Again, why? We barely know each other." you ask.
"I don't like seeing young humans like you die at a young age, besides, I'm the hero!" he said. (OF COURSE, HOW OBVIOUS.
) "So you're coming with me." he added. "But-" "The other snakes won't even think about coming as long as I'm here." he said. "That wasn't exactly what I was trying to say.." you said.
"Then what is it, ask me anything." he said, looking at you with friendly, yet curious, blue eyes. "D-do nagas rape humans?" you ask. "...What's rape?" he asked. "It's like sex- I mean, uh, mating, except the male does if forcefully against the females will." you say.
"No way, dude! Where would you get the idea that we do that
?" asked Alfred. "I don't know.." you say, not in the mood for explaining the absolute horrors of people and rape. "Well, come on. It's getting dark." he said as he slithered out of the tree and helped you down.
"Sir-" "It's Alfred, sorry I forgot to tell you." he said as he looked at you. "Uh, Alfred, th-thank you for not eating me, or hurting me, and for helping me." you said, blushing. "No problem, it's what friends do." he replied, smiling. "...But we just met." ".. I now pronounce us: friends." said Alfred. You giggled and then you said: "Oh Alfred,"
(LE TIME SKIP~ BROUGHT TO YOU BY ME.
You and Alfred were getting along well, although you thought you would just be in an awkward silence, you two had talked the entire time. "So, Alfred, are there any king snake nagas?" you ask. "There used to be one, his name was Aurelius. But then he died." said Alfred. (Aurelius= Grandpa Rome)
"Oh," "Well, we're at my den, anyways." said Alfred. It was a waterfall and you had a what the nya look. "It's a waterfall..?!" "Oh, no. It's behind that, and there's a little more than enough room to squeeze in, so you won't get soaked." he said. "Ladies first?" "No thank you, nagas who saved my life first." you said, stepping behind him. He chuckled at your joke and went in.
Inside was a large wide space inside, and there was some moss sticking to the rock outside and inside the moist parts of the den. And you expected it to be cold, when it wasn't. "Why isn't it cold..?" you asked as Alfred slithered to a far side of the cave. "I made a fire over there, so without it this place would be cold." said Alfred as he pulled out some animal skins for you to lie on beside the fire.
"So, who dared you to come out here?" asked Alfred as he coiled himself up on the animal skin. "My friend Arthur, he and I got in a fight." you said. "About what?" he asked. "About his belief of unicorns, fairies, and something called a Flying Mint Bunny." you say. "...Is there something wrong with him?" "That's exactly what I said!" you said. "And then he said if I come here and see a naga, then his fairy friends exist."
"I may exist, but his imaginary friends don't." said Alfred. "I know... but I didn't want to because I didn't believe in nagas at first so.." you trailed off as you dared to look at him. There was some awkward silence, until the loud growl of your stomach interrupted it. "..Sorry.." you said. "It's alright, ______. You don't need to be sorry, it's just nature." he said, patting your back.
"Meh." "I think I have something that is edible for you humans.." said Alfred as he got up and opened a chest and looked in it. "Yep, I was right." he said as he grabbed it and brought it over to you. It was a bag with a apple, a loaf of Italian bread, and a mini bag of (your favorite chips).
"Thank you Alfred." you said as he coiled himself around you and you started to eat the bread. "That's what heroes and friends are for, ______!" he said as he wrapped his arms around you.
TO BE CONTINUED~