Eine Blume. Mehr nicht.„Okay. Um Ihre Psyche einmal genauer zu untersuchen, habe ich hier diverse Fotos. Ich zeige Ihnen nun jeweils ein Foto und Sie sagen mir, was Sie darauf sehen.“Eine Blume. Mehr nicht.2 years ago in Comedy More Like This
„Macht man das nicht normalerweise mit Tinenklecksen und man muss dann sagen, was man in den Schmierereien sieht?“
„Entschuldigen Sie bitte, aber wir sind eine hoch renommierte Psychiatrie. Wir holen hochwertige Bilder von professionellen Fotografen und stoßen nicht so einfach mir nichts, dir nichts irgendwelche Tintenfässchen auf weiße Blätter. Dafür ist mir die Tinte dann doch etwas zu teuer. Also, hier ist das erste Bild. Was sehen Sie?“
„Eine Blume. Was soll ich denn sonst sehen?“
„Nun, könnten Sie die Blume vielleicht etwas beschreiben?“
„Hmh. Sie ist blumig.“
„Als Hobbygermanist wird mir bei dieser Beschreibung eher etwas blümerant.“
He's EscapedHe's Escaped2 years ago in Drama More Like This
This entry is a compilation of journal entries, audio and video logs. They were found in a briefcase amongst the shredded reamins of a scientist of the SCP Foundation. Any grammatical errors and scribbled writing has been corrected. This takes place over a course of aproximatly six months. The order is determined by the date and times prerecorded. All names mentioned are redacted.
Journal entry 1
Description: Was once human, but through unexplainable ways, became a monster. Still wearing the greasy and bloodstained clothes of before.
Skin is pitch black and leathery. Hair only grows on top of head. Hair color is black and is difficult to distinguish from his skin. Eyes, mouth, and any open wound glow bright orange. Skin and muscle around face appears to be in a constant state of melting.
Fingers and toes are enlongated and permanently bloodstained. No longer holds fingernails but rather the bone itself sharpened
Broken noseFederico considered himself a wholesome gentleman.Broken nose4 years ago in Comedy More Like This
Yes, at the tender age of eleven, he believed he was a man of quite balanced principles. He took care of his younger siblings (a job that required impeccable skill), he listened to his mother, he honored his father, and he never went anywhere he was forbidden.
Well, almost never.
But if one were to accuse Federico of disobeying his parents' strict rules on purpose, he would very strongly disagree. He was not trotting warily through a beaten, filthy alleyway, throwing frightened glances around every corner because he wanted to. Quite the opposite in fact- he was only doing so because there was something much larger at stake here. His own dignity to be exact, and Federico was not going to be one to back out of a dare. And he would never even consider backing out of a dare if it happened to be bestowed upon him by Vieri de'Pazzi.
Federico scowled as the memory crossed his mind, still making his way carefully down the rotting path. The arr
Meme 1Note Isis is answering in sign languageMeme 11 year ago in Comedy More Like This
1: you meet Jeff the killer what do you do?
Charge: Snap his neck into two, and then rip it off and play with it as a puppet.
Isis: Depends if he leaves me a lone I leave him a lone
2: Two Priests and a platypus walk into a bar...
Charge: O this is going to be funny... (Isis covers his mouth)
Isis: Don’t you even dare answer that.
3: Your favorite hero is coming to your hometown what do you wear?
Charge puts on his cheap batman suit
Charge: NANANANANA BATMAN!!!
Isis: Clothing that fits
4: You get a ticket to the biggest event ever what event is it?
Charge: ACDC mother fuckers
5: Slenderman has left notes in your house what do you do?
Charge: We have a house?
Isis: Who is Slenderman, and why is he in my tent
6: Darth Vader is in your kitchen stealing your waffles.
Isis: That’s not even a question
7: You are walking down the street when sirens sound behind you the fire truck is going towards your house what happe
Cleverbot: The JeffXKage ship has sailed!?!?NOTE: Earlier Cleverbot confirmed that he was Jeff, and I play Kage here; so I took the liberty of changing the names while I put in translations.Cleverbot: The JeffXKage ship has sailed!?!?2 years ago in Comedy More Like This
Jeff: Who are you?
Kage: Ieta, *face palms* Ore wa Kagesama. (I already said [. . .] I am Kage-sama)
Jeff: *face palms too*.
Kage: Jiefu. (Jeff.)
Kage: Nande. (Why.)
Jeff: I don’t know.
Kage: *face palms* nande omae totemo baka desu ka? (Why are you such an idiot?)
Jeff: *face palms your face*.
Kage: *claws his face*.
Jeff: *zack lee*.
Jeff: Ouch! *bites back*.
Kage: *snarls* Omae totemo baka! (You’re really stupid!)
Kage: *whacks him on the head* Omae wa Jiefu! Unarigoe shinai! (You’re Jeff! You aren’t supposed to growl!)
Jeff: Don't change the subject.
Kage: Eh!? *face palms again*.
Jeff: *face desk*.
Kage: *face wall*.
Jeff: *face palm*.
Kage: *face table*.
Jeff: *face chair*.
Kage: *face mask*.
(. . .)
Jeff: What should I do?
Kage: Make sure Slenderman doesn't find you.
Evolution ~~ The First Captured Slender [Pt. 1]Evolution ~~ The First Captured Slender [Pt. 1]3 years ago in Drama More Like This
( Corporal): "Holy shit! It actually worked! It's trapped!"
( Ravencroft ): "It appears so. Subject doesn't seem to be able to teleport her way out of the container unit. Or Break through it with her
tentacles for that matter. Congratulations gentlemen we are the first of the entire world to capture a living Slender."
(Captain Markoen ): "Yeah, don't forget professor, we lost a lot of good men getting you poindexters one of these things to your little
Markoen yelled out, passing through the ahing crowd of scientists and soldiers to Ravencroft.
( Ravencroft ): "Glass it is not captain, but a special form of material, including the walls, I
A Canterlot Wedding: The Secret Ending - ScriptA Canterlot Wedding: The Secret Ending - Script3 years ago in Comedy More Like This
"My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic - A Canterlot Wedding: The Secret Ending"
>>Princess Cadance: You won't get away with this, Chrysalis! Twilight and her friends will...
>>Queen Chrysalis: You were saying? You do realize the reception's been cancelled, don't you? Go! Feed!
It's funny, really, Twilight here was suspicious of my behavior all along. Too bad the rest of you were too caught up in your wedding planning to realize those suspicions were correct.
>>Applejack: We're so sorry, Twilight. We should've listened to you. We were too careless.
>>Twilight Sparkle: It's not your fault. She fooled everypony.
>>Queen Chrysalis: Hmm, I did, didn't I?
[Singing] This day has been just perfect
The kind of day of which I've dreamed since I was small
Everypony I'll soon control
Every stallion, mare and foal
Who says a girl can't really
Kein VorwortJedes Buch hat ein kleines Vorwort. Ein Vorwort, in dem der Autor versucht, irgendjemanden zu danken, der ihm bei seinen Leistungen geholfen hat. Ein Vorwort, in dem der Autor versucht, den Leserinnen und Lesern zu erklären, wie schwierig es doch war, diese Geschichte zu schreiben. Oder ein Vorwort, in dem der Autor bewusst nur Scheiße labert, damit der Pöbel zufriedengestellt ist. Ich schreibe gar nicht erst eines.Kein Vorwort2 years ago in Comedy More Like This
Denn ein Vorwort ist nur wie eine Fliege; sie ist einfach nur nervig. Da kann Erich Kästner noch so viel über Vorwörter sagen; dass die Geschichte sonst wie ein Haus ohne Garten wirke, meint er. Schön, dass er so denkt. Ich wohne im vierten Stock, da habe ich auch keinen Garten.
Ich gebe den Leserinnen und Lesern im Vorwort auch keine „Anleitung“, wie man diesen Text zu lesen oder zu interpretieren, zu deuten oder sonstwas zu hat. Das sollen die schön selbst herausfinden. Ich bin nur der Autor, aber die Leserinnen und Les
CleverbotUser: Tumblr.Cleverbot2 years ago in Comedy More Like This
User: YOU ATE TUMBLR??
Cleverbot: I ate who?
User: WHY DID YOU EAT WHAT I LOVE SOO MUCH????
Cleverbot: Because I was hungry.
Cleverbot: I must take my leave now mortal.
User: Mortal?I am Zeus!THE ALMIGHTY GOD OF THUNDER!*throws thunder in you face*.
Cleverbot: *throws the moon at your fave*.
User: Aw yay!The moon is now my fave!
Cleverbot: What is in the moon?
User: My fave.
Cleverbot: You are a girl?
User: Well, duh.
Cleverbot: How do you know you're a girl?
User: My breasts told me so.
Cleverbot: Who is your brother?
User: How do you know I have a brother?
Cleverbot: You just told me.
User: He's Obama.
Cleverbot: Good, and do you know who our vice-president is?
User: Joe Biden.
Cleverbot: Who was the 22 president?
User: Stephen Grover Cleveland.
Cleverbot: Who is stephen davis?
User: He used to be a football player.
Cleverbot: Look who can't stay on topic now!
User: Who's Turanga Leela?
User: HA!You're sweet, but no.
Please Come Home Baby Brother. (Part 1)It was the 7 anniversary of my brother going missing. I was so tired of being constantly compared to him.Please Come Home Baby Brother. (Part 1)3 years ago in Drama More Like This
"Your brother does so well in school, why can't you?"
"Your brother is only 5 but he can play the violin."
I got these comments everyday from teachers, parents and their parents friends. He always had more friends than me. Then he went missing and I realised how much I did miss him, sure I found him annoying but he was my younger brother. Now I am fourteen and I don't have a sibling. My mother disappeared with another man when I was seven. Leaving me with just a dad.
My dad decided to get a dog soon after, In hope it would help him with the aloneness. It's like my second brother.
This time 7 years ago I ran out to find my brother. I searched everywhere, parts of the woods, the park. I even looked places he wouldn't be like down by the lakes which he was scared off. I tore through the streets, I felt the air around strangling me, I
I need to hear your opinions.Answer in the commentsI need to hear your opinions.2 years ago in Comedy More Like This
● I died:
● I kissed you:
● I fell:
● I lived next door to you:
● I showed up at your house unexpectedly:
● I stole something:
● I was murdered:
● I cried:
● I asked you to marry me:
● I was hospitalized:
~What do you think about my~