London CallingLondon CallingLondon Calling8 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
A My Life as a Teenage Robot fan-fic by Anthony "A-Log" LoGatto
(we start off this episode with a shot of an airplane in the sky. We then switch to the exterior of the plane where we see rows of people sitting on their respective aisles. It appears that these people are on a vacation. We then pan over to a familiar group of people in the right row of the plane. We see our true-blue robot girl Jenny Wakeman [aka XJ-9] seated by the window next to her mother, Dr. Norene Wakeman. Jenny looks at the clouds outside the plane.)
Jenny: (amazed) Wow mom! Normally I'd fly through these clouds myself, but this is totally different!
Dr. Wakeman: Agreed, XJ-9. But remember, our trip to England is not just a vacation. That friend of your's from that robot tournament invited us to show us how he defends his homeland.
Jenny: You mean Alexander Roboshire? I'm sure he does fine as a member of the MI-6.
Dr. Wakeman: Yes, and from what I've heard the MI-6 acts in a similar manner as the FB
Curved MirrorThe first time Captain Martin Creiff heard the name Sherlock was in a shop on Baker Street.Curved Mirror3 years ago in Drama More Like This
He ignored the call of the unfamiliar name, barely pausing in his collecting a Toblerone for Arthur along with the various other snacks required by the miniscule company of MJN, bored of standby. The name was called again and he did indeed stop a bit to ponder at the idea of someone choosing to name a child that. He shook it off.
It was only when he turned around, almost crashing right into the little, kindly-looking old lady staring expectantly up at him, that he realized she had been seeking him out. He stepped back a bit, someone put out by her half-horrified, half-ecstatic and yet supremely disbelieving expression. He blinked at her awkwardly. “Can I… help you?”
She gasped, a small, almost unnoticeable, breathy sound, as if she didn’t believe he would ever actually respond to her. She stared at him as if he were some sort of piece in a collection, taking in his featu
HomeHome3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
She was sitting on a bench in park, arms around her large pregnant belly. To everyone else, she looked like a normal woman who was expecting, but if only they knew the baby father had no idea it even existed. She had pretended to die when she was a couple months along and escaped. She didn't know that today would be different.
It hadn't been long for his limp to come back. Thank god, he supposed, that he had never disposed of his cane. Came in handy now. He had passed the park sadly at first, walking around it as he always had, when he had the odd urge to move through it instead, breaking his pattern. This was where he had found Mike all those years ago. Mike who mentioned flatshares and brought him to Sherlock Holmes.
Dead for five months.
It never got easier, did it? He sighed, passing the bench Mike had occupied, waiting to hear his name called, waiting for it all to start over. He'd do it differently, this time. He wouldn't leave her side. He wouldn't call her a machine. But the pr
Your last raceYour last race6 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
If you hadn't been sure about it since the beginning, why did you take part in the Grand Prix?
First, your 'protégé', newcomer Rubens Barrichello, had a relatively serious accident during free practice, which rendered him unconscious but with minor injuries; you got tense and a little scared. You even asked yourself if you should race. So then, why did you do it?
And when Austrian Roland Ratzenberger crashed during qualifying, dying moments later? You got even more nervous than before and started crying on the shoulder of professor Sidney Watkins', the expert neurosurgeon. You asked yourself if you should leave Formula 1. And even though Sidney offered you the chance to forget the Grand Prix and go somewhere else, you said you had "things over which we have no control", adding that you couldn't give up.
After Roland's accident, you and other drivers set off to create a Drivers' Association, which you had been willing to since a lot of time ago, to increase safety,
SHERLOCK- John's Friday Night (Katy Perry Parody)John’s Friday NightSHERLOCK- John's Friday Night (Katy Perry Parody)3 years ago in Humor More Like This
There’s a key code in your head
Don’t know what was done or said
Jim is passed out on the floor
Lestrade is pounding on the door
Are you wearing any pants?
Was that a dream, by any chance?
I’ve got a horrible hangover
Ms. Hudson still isn't sober
Pictures of last night
Ended up online
We’re screwed, oh well
It’s a HOUND drug blur
But I’m pretty sure
It ruled, damn
Last Friday night
Yeah, we ran away from cops
Hit a corpse with riding crops
Think we kissed, but I forgot
Last Friday night
Yeah, spin the bottle all night long
Think I sang an awkward song
We played cluedo, you were wrong
Last Friday night
We chased the Golem in the dark
Then Moriarty through the park
Then you asked Molly out for lunch
Last Friday night
Yeah, I think we broke the law
Always say were gonna stop
op whoa oh
This Friday night
Do it all again
This Friday night
Do it all again
Tryin’ to figure all this out
If you weren’t passed out t
Favourite Pirate (Foxy The Pirate TF)Favourite Pirate (Foxy The Pirate TF)9 months ago in Short Stories More Like This
Written By ZacharyEverlust
“He was always my favourite…”
Dressed up ready for work, sweet and salty sweat dripping down from my forehead, this is no place for any man to be at.
“Hello, hello? Hey! Hey, wow, day 4. I knew you could do it” I sarcastically replied. I doubt anyone would still want to work in this pizzeria after hearing my pre-recorded messages for the past-three days, but better to be safe than sorry…for their case at the very least.
“Uh, hey, listen, I may not be around to send you a message tomorrow.” Words slipped by as I glanced nervously at the left door. *Bang Bang* goes the one animatronic I so adore, the coolest of the bunch. I still wished that he wasn’t condemned of being in co-hoots with THAT OTHER foxy, more commonly known by my colleagues as the Mangle.
“It's-It's been a bad night here for me. Um, I-I'm kinda glad that I recorded my messages for you.” I paused for a sec, clearin
Chapter 03.2: The Bravo MissionThree hours ago in fact…Chapter 03.2: The Bravo Mission4 months ago in General Fiction More Like This
“The “Valahia” are attacking Tokyo again, approaching from both the north and south.
We will head south, engaging hostiles landing in the Boso Peninsula.
We’ll fighting alongside the SDF. If enemies break through our lines, the mission will end in failure.
Pay attention to the Status of the SDF Forces at all times.
Protect Tokyo from the Valahia’s attack. All units, roll out!”
Different message, a same meaning. The Joint Assault begun.
While Antares Squadron arrives with Arkan 1 and 4 at Niijima, Rigel Squadron with Arkans 2 and 3 arrives at the skies of Boso.
MISSION CODE: RED AND BLACK - BRAVO
1500 hrs 29 Nov
MISSION 04 PHASE 1
Also here, the General ma
Chapter 0: The New Stars of The FirmamentChapter 0: The New Stars of The Firmament5 months ago in General Fiction More Like This
Indeed one of the greatest desire of every man.
Everyone can see it, breathe it, feel it, but few can acutally reach it and conquer it.
That’s what they live for.
The Ultimate Goal.
1500hrs, 12 Nov
HQ Martinez Security
“Name, Surname and every kind of other details here, please, best an ID Card of course.”
‘The Secretary looks not so kind as the others here in this Organization. So sad.’
Beatrice just looks her with an embarrassed expression while thinking that. She then lastly gives her ID and other flying papers that slipped off her hands nervously to the woman there in a static emotionless waiting. Well trained for years in Italy, and now that she’s in America what? She felt awkwardly again as a s
Two Mangled Heads [The Mangle TF]Two Mangled Heads [The Mangle TF]8 months ago in Short Stories More Like This
Two Mangled Heads
Written By Zachary Everlust
On the Second Day of Christmas transformation gave to me, Two Mangled Heads.
Oh Dang it! I’ve forgotten to plug in the electronic fire-place, Man I’m freezing. I complained, kind of shuddered with the cold breeze pressing against my Goosebumps, making my way unhappily towards the freezing chimney.
I stared at the clock located on the wall directly to the left, it was past 3 am in the night. “This is a pain.” I sighed, it was already pretty difficult getting to sleep. I mean, it’s Christmas! Who sleeps on Christmas? Well…I do, Christmas Eve was a blast! Can’t wait to do it again next year. Shame Santa got me nothing this year.
I checked the plate of cookies I left above the fireplace…dusty but still contains the fresh chocolate chips I’ve baked earlier today. Maybe the fireplace wasn’t such a good idea? Ma
Aspergers - The Curse We Bear:~ AloneAspergers - The Curse We Bear:7 years ago in Biography & Memoir More Like This
~ Dark minded
~ Kids with Asperger's/Autism feel like they're alone. No one understands them. It's like everyone you know hates you and you don't know why.
~ The rate of Autism:
20 years ago: 1 in 10,000
5 years ago: 1 in 500
Today: 1 in 166
Twenty years from now: ?
~ The puzzle pattern on the ribbon reflects the mystery and complexity of Autism/Asperger's. The different colors and shapes represents the diversity of people and families living with this disorder. The brightness of this ribbon signals hope - hope through research and increasing awareness throughout the world.
~ Everyone is unique!
~ Autism and Asperger's are life long disorders.
~ Love make
Chapter 01: The First Flight is never forgotten“C’mon guys! We gotta go now!”Chapter 01: The First Flight is never forgotten4 months ago in General Fiction More Like This
It’s finally the day, signed by the cheerful voice of Mack at his Team. The Minor Team Arkanas will fly for the first time up to the skies of their first adventure. They went in the hangar in front of a screen, it switched on and a digital map appeard as they look at it in a nervous waiting.
Then a signal.
“Listen up Martinez Security M42 Squadron. This is your company Leader, Frederick Burford. Here’s your briefing for the upcoming mission.
It’s a Joint Military Show with the Seven Fleet and SDF, in the Pacific, near the Midway Islands. Martinez Security has been given special permission to take part in this military exhibition. This is almost unheard for a private military company, which speaks well for our reputation. But I don’t intend on being satisfied with just that. Show them
Os Vingadores: The Avengers.Os Vingadores: The Avengers.3 years ago in Reviews & Guides More Like This
Os Vingadores: The Avengers (The Avengers).
Desde que a Marvel começou a investir nos seus heróis de segundo escalão, nascia o interesse de lançar a união desses a fim de proteger o Planeta. "Os Vingadores: The Avengers" é a conclusão não só de um projeto, mas também do sonho de milhões de fãs que sempre foram cativados pelas aventuras dos personagens.
A tarefa mais difícil era conseguir unir tantos personagens e manter suas personalidades, construídas em suas franquias individuais. O roteiro tinha que conseguir conciliar todas as personalidades e se estagnar em uma mesma linha.
Felizmente, o roteiro é brilhante (apesar de faltar um pouco de ousadia) e que, possibilita a construção de cada personagem. No filme, Nick Fury (Samuel L. jackson), líder da organização especial chamada S.H.I.E.L.D se ve obrigado a reunir um grupo de pessoas habilidosas: Tony Stark ou o Homem de ferro (Robert Do
Zoroark and Zorua: Balloons of illusions?Zoroark watched her young son Zorua play around. She smiled. Such a beautiful child. Her son was perfect in almost every way. If only the child wasn't so damn curious of everything.Zoroark and Zorua: Balloons of illusions?1 year ago in General Fiction More Like This
"Meema, can we play a game now? I'm getting really bored..." Zorua turned to his mother.
"Sure, sweetie... what do you wanna play?" Zoroark asked
"I wanna play the balloon game."
Zoroark stared at Zorua with a confused look on her face. "The balloon game? I've never played the balloon game before. How do you-"
Suddenly, the Illusion Fox Pokémon noticed something surprising. First, she was shocked to discover a hose within her mouth, she then saw it connected to what appeared to be six compressed air tanks. Secondly, she could feel a strange, tight pressure in her belly building up within her, as it started to bulge like a balloon after first inflating.
Her belly started out tout and small, giving the impression that she look pregnant. Very soon, though, her belly encompassed the size of their bod
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Best Night Ever - Night Fury TFThe boy sat at the top of the mountain. Finally, after days of the icy wind pounding on his shoulders and the cold snow biting at his heels, he had made it to the top. It had been his goal ever since he was a toddler, he had become the youngest person to climb the mountain, much younger than the older man that had climbed to the top many years earlier. It was a common goal throughout the tribe to climb this mountain using only one's innate abilities. The boy had not been allowed to take any sort of item on his journey, only the things he found on his way.Best Night Ever - Night Fury TF4 months ago in Short Stories More Like This
Something had always bothered him, however. The older man who had previously climbed the mountain returned to the tribe two years after he led left them. He seemed to have gone insane to his peers; all he ever talked about was the moon and the night sky and how it was the most wonderful experience of his entire life. He didn't even seem to care that he had made it to the top of the mountain and even had proof of it by obtaining a uniq
Bite of '87"CREEEEAAAAAAKKKKK"Bite of '871 year ago in Horror More Like This
The year was 1987, and a recently added attraction at Freddy Fazbear's Pizza was developing a lot of popularity. The show featured, obviously, a pirate's theme, and the star was a red fox animatronic, cleverly titled "Foxy." The children already adoring the pizza place's animatronics instantly fell in love with it.
However, parents felt another perspective on the fox. His mouth made a constant creaking sound whenever he spoke, and he made such haphazard movements that the hook on his hand would tend to swing dangerously close to the children watching.
It was too bad that the show was shut down so soon after it started.
The cause was a child asking her dad to take pictures of her with Foxy during the show. Nobody had really noticed how much the animatronic's creaking had intensified that day. There had also been the rumors going around about the animatronics being alive, with personalities and thoughts.
But more importantly, nobody really noticed how much Foxy glared
The Unexpected Adventure: Fox to Dragon TFThe Unexpected AdventureThe Unexpected Adventure: Fox to Dragon TF10 months ago in Short Stories More Like This
As I opened my eyes and surveyed the area carefully, I realized, I wasn’t somewhere familiar. It looked like the middle of nowhere, with only trees surrounding me, pine trees to be exact. I looked below the trees then closer towards me and I noticed that I stood on what appeared to be an endless dirt road. One thing in particular on my body felt…weird. It felt like I wore no shoes, yet I could feel the ground under my feet, a few rocks digging softly into my soles. It didn’t hurt, but then I realized, my feet weren’t normal human feet, they were actually paws! White paws in fur to be exact, each digit adorned by a small white claw that could be my toenails. Then I inspected my entire body, and it wasn’t the same. I appeared to be some sort of vulpine creature, a fox, on two legs, standing without a problem. I looked at my backside and it was covered in the same white fur, with a yellow tipped tail slowly wagging behind me. My own t
Five Nights at Freddy's: GAME OVERFive Nights at Freddy's: GAME OVER10 months ago in Horror More Like This
I chuckled as I shut the door on Foxy he starts pounding on the door, 'This place isn't that hard to work at.' I think. I hear Foxy walk away then I re-open the door.
I sit there for another hour blocking Bonnie and Chica out constantly. It seems pretty simple since it's only 2 AM. I begin to chuckle again but I see something at the right door and it won't let me close it. Then I see Freddy, he grabs me by my leg, causing me to drop the tablet, and drags me toward the Service Room. I begin to scream but it will do me no good here since no one can save me.
Finally I get to the Service Room, he slings me in to the suit forcably closing it, Crushing my entire body.
The last thing I see are the mask on the wall...
The last thing I hear is the sound of my bones breaking...
The last thing I taste is my own blood....
Creepypasta: The Bite of '87It was a normal day at Freddy Fazzbear’s Pizza. A show had just ended on the main stage and the main animatronic, Freddy Fazzbear, was walking off the stage and turned his attention to the kids. “Hey hey hey hey kids! The show is over now but another will be starting soon in Pirate Cove. Just follow me!” Freddy laughed he led the kids over to part of the restaurant called “Pirates Cove”. “I can’t join you on this pirate ship but Foxy will make sure you all stay safe, right Foxy?” Freddy asked a Fox animatronic that had a hook where his right hand should be and an eye patch over his right eye.Creepypasta: The Bite of '871 year ago in Short Stories More Like This
“Yar be right Freddy. I won’t let anything hurt these land lovers.” Foxy said in his robotic pirate voice. “Now ye better get out of here or I will have to make ye walk the plank!” He added.
“Alright, have fun kids!” Freddy said before leaving.
“Now, it will be a while till the show starts so have a goo
LAS CHICAS EN EL ANIMELAS CHICAS EN EL ANIME7 years ago in Articles & Interviews More Like This
LAS CHICAS EN EL ANIME: DEL SHOJO AL SHONEN
Saludos a todos n.n. Ya en ocasiones anteriores me he referido a mi gusto por el género shojo; las historias "para niñas", tipo "Angel, la niña de las flores", "Sailor Moon", y "KareKano", han sido favoritas desde mi infancia temprana; sin embargo, con motivo de la preparación para el Cosplay Bogotá 2008 tuve que hacer una pequeña inmersión en el mundo de los niños, el shonen, con la que quedé satisfecha, al menos desde la óptica en lo que a personajes femeninos se refiere.
El desarrollo de los caracteres femeninos en la mayoría de las series shojo es bastante novelesco, y existen algunos prototipos claves como la mártir, la niña gato, la inteligente y la chica fuerte. Pero a decir verdad, en muchos casos la personalidad es bastante plana y predecible, sin mostrar rasgos en ve
Drunk As a Skunk (Skunkette maid tf tg) Julius was having a rough week all of a sudden, his girlfriend had left him for another fox, he lost his tiara so he can't turn into Julia anymore, and now his best friend Drake had turned into a skunkette maid and left him for a new life! Julius was all alone, Tomek was on vacation, Aaron and Alex were both dealing with personal issues, so there was no one left for him to hang out with for now. He had nobody to talk to so he decided that he had to get over it somehow. Julius created a fake id for himself and decided to take up drinking for a while. But on one night at the bar, his life had changed forever for the best.Drunk As a Skunk (Skunkette maid tf tg)2 years ago in Romance More Like This
One night Julius was at the bar minding his own business at the bar drunk as usual when he was suddenly approached by a certain some. Someone he had know for a long time and really had wanted to see again. It was His long lost best friend Fifi, Julius suspected she was working at the bar when he saw her. She went straight up to Ju
Attack of the Pumpkin Blob! (Slime WGTF)ATTACK OF THE PUMPKIN BLOB!Attack of the Pumpkin Blob! (Slime WGTF)10 months ago in Short Stories More Like This
Yet another boring Halloween had rolled around, the streets lined with decorations and people out in costume in the quest for candy as usual. Cackling witches, howling werewolves and moaning zombies. Spooky scary. Li missed the good old days when Halloween was scary. Back when people put effort into their damn costumes! Now it was always sexy witch this and vampire that, bah, never an awesome inventive one like a zombie rocker or werebadger or something. Hmmph.
“Ugh, ye’d think people’d get better costumes nowadays…” she complained to herself, watching kids go buy in their little fairy and witch costumes.
Lumbering to her feet, Li was as immense as ever; her gut bigger than a yoga ball drooped down over her jorts like a furry pile of jelly, rippling as she took a slow walk to her kitchen. Her vast backside wobbled as she did so, each cheek big enough to smother the 3 person couch she had and almost spill off of it, with meaty tr
Ositos de gelatinaOsitos de gelatina8 years ago in Urban & Spoken Word More Like This
Un osito de gelatina
Vive sus sueños junto a su amada
E intenta llorar
Sabiendo que su cuerpo es solo una ilusión
Sin más ser que el todo
Ella prefiere ensordecer el pensamiento
Envolviéndose junto a el
Camuflando sus cuerpos en un abrazo
Los dos juntos en su mundo
Los dos solos entre la multitud
Giran un vals de grises alegrías
Escucha sus lamentos, el juego de su latido
Entretanto su mundo cambia con un correteo
Con letritas de colores fragmentándose
Ella pregunta que es una lágrima
Para descubrirlo solo en el momento
En el que son devorados
TrueSoprano's guide to obnoxious metalheadsThe Fake Metalhead:TrueSoprano's guide to obnoxious metalheads3 years ago in Articles & Interviews More Like This
Age: Very young. These creatures rarely exist past the age of 18.
Location: YouTube, devianArt's music forum, Hot Topic.
Favorite bands: Slipknot, Disturbed, Trivium, Godsmack
Sample quote: "OMG guys I'm so brootal! You listen to Lady Gaga? You're such a poser! Slipknot forever!!!"
This is an obvious one. It's the teenager that thinks listening to bands like Slipknot makes them metalheads. Luckily, I think most of the world hates this guy/girl, so it isn't much of a threat.
The Pretentious Metalhead:
Age: Usually college age or in their 20s.
Location: running their own music blogs, on random websites attacking fans of Iron Maiden for liking Iron Maiden, used to be found in the deviantArt music forum but they've all been replaced by the creature listed above.
Favorite bands: I'm not allowed to list any of its favorite bands, because once I do, they're too mainstream and it has to find new bands.
Sample quote: "Slayer is horrible, along with the other Bi