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An MLPFIM Fan-script written by Julian Yeo
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SCENE: Golden Oaks Library/Twilight's Treehouse
Twilight Sparkle analyses muffins on her desk. Measuring each out for weight and height. She records her findings, only to find one muffin missing.
Twilight: "Spike, did you see the muffin I had on the desk?"
Cut to Spike, visibly having something in his mouth.
Twilight: "Spike. Did you eat that muffin?"
Twilight: "Oh, Spike. I needed that for my very delicate research!"
Spike: "And I needed that as my very delicate dessert! Why are you doing research on muffins anyway?"
Twilight: "These aren't just ordinary muffins, Spike. These are muffins from Sugarcube Corner. I'm trying to find out what makes them so very delicious among ponies in Ponyville."
Spike: "Why don't you just ask the Cakes, or Pinkie Pie?"
Twilight: "I'm sure the Cakes have some secret famil
The Shadows of Harmony: Chapter 1With a loud SNAP, Shadow landed in a new world. Before he even managed to open his eyes, a wave of exhaustion wrapped over him. T-this world must be far away from my home, Shadow thought, I've never been this exhausted from traveling before. Shadow, as quickly as he could, took out his inhibitor rings from his bag and replaced them on his wrists. There, that should stop me from losing too much more energy. I need to conserve my strength as much as possible.The Shadows of Harmony: Chapter 12 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Now with that settled Shadow took a good look around the area to find out what kind of world he is in. It looks like I landed in an orchard, Shadow contemplated from all the apple trees around him. He took a few deep breaths and noticed that the air around him is much fresher than on Earth. This place is probably not as industrialized as Earth. Ether that, or it just doesn't have someone like the Doctor polluting the place every chance he gets.
Shadow tried to go and see what the natives of this wo
The Shadows of Harmony: PrologueWhy? Why? That was a question I struggled with for a long time. And yet the answer never seemed to appear for me. Answers did never come easy for me, but I still didn't know why I kept doing this. What purpose did it serve?The Shadows of Harmony: Prologue2 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
I made a promise to somebody a long time ago that I would give all the people on Earth a chance to be happy. And for the most part, I succeeded. I stopped the collapsing of the Space Colony Ark, Defeated the leader of the Black Arms, and joined G.U.N. to further help keep people safe.
So than why did I constantly feel the need to travel? I'm not talking about travel to other countries, like Adabat or Spagonia. I'm talking about traveling farther. To other worlds. Every once in a while, I release my full power to travel to a random destination outside of my world I swore to protect and go to some random world I have no connection to. Once there I'll usually observe the native creatures of that planet, while I wait to recover my energy to return home.
And yet I had
Kingdom Hearts Chronicles: Will of The Arcana Ch 6Kingdom Hearts Chronicles: Will of The Arcana Ch 63 years ago in Settings More Like This
"Pascal, do you think it bites?" A woman voice is heard in the darkness. "Huh? Is someone there?" Rould thought to himself. "No sharp teeth" Rould feel someone opening his mouth. "...Could use a little more brushing." Rould slowly open his eyes. He sees a slender girl with green eyes, freckles and long long long golden hair. The young girl shriek and knock Rould out cold with a frying pan. "What did I do? What I do?" She panicked. "Mother is going to kill me. Pascal quick! Help me hide the body." She lifted Rould's legs and look at her pet chameleon Pascal, who's only a few inches long. Pascal look back at the girl and frown. "Fine." She then wrapped her long hair around Rould's lifeless body and drag him across the floor. As she drag him, Rould's sceptre dropped and rolled under a chair. The young girl then sees a closet. She drag him in front of it hit Rould with the closet door. She then tries to lift him up only made her
Pinkamena Diane Pie's cupcake songPinkamena Diane Pie's cupcake song2 years ago in Horror More Like This
All you have to do is take a shiny scalpel!
Cutie mark goes off!
Now just make sure your victim feels the pain!
Until she crys or cough!
Slaughtering mares is such a cinch!
Grab a hoof-full of intestense!
Organs and gore are good for sure!
And that pony is gone instant!
Cupcakes! So gore and bloody!
Cupcakes! Just kill your buddy!
Cupcakes! Cupcakes, cupcakes, CUPCAKES!
Doctor Who jokesKnock knock.Doctor Who jokes3 years ago in Flash Fiction & Vignettes More Like This
Q: What happens when the headless monks leave banana peels on the floor?
A: Silence will fall
Q: How many Sontarans does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None! Sontarans do not fear the dark!
Q: How many Time Lords does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Interference in the lighting practices of other cultures is strictly forbidden.
Q: How many cybermen does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: LIGHTBULBS ARE INELEGANT. THEY WILL BE UPGRADED.
Yo momma's so fat, the whole Slavine family could fit inside her at once
Yo momma's so fat, the cybermen upgraded her into a hot dog van
Yo momma's so fat, project indigo took her to an ice cream parlor
Yo momma's so fat, the Adipose consider her a natural resource
Yo momma's so fat, Captain Jack didn't try to flirt with her
Why did the chicken cross the road?
The tesselector: Our records office is sealed to the public. The chicken isn't guilty of anything.
River Song: Spoilers.
By Your Side, Forever and EverBy Your Side, Forever and Ever2 years ago in Songs & Lyrics More Like This
THE CANTERLOT SERIES
Ponies with Battlelore
[Click here for the accompanying song]
By Your Side, Forever and Ever
Greed now rules the spoils of war.
Queen has set her throne on the royal hall (the ruins of the realm)
I have walked through the dark
I have fought my way out of her prison.
I have witnessed the war
I have found my love wrapped in oblivion.
The eldritch swarm over our world,
My shining one, where have you gone?
Devourer's claws hold on your heart,
My shining love, where are you lost?
Broken harmony, its protectors fell
Imprisoned their kin, in repressed tears (the realm of peace)
From beasts he swore to shield his home,
My shining one, the guardian.
Wake from the queen's dormant veil,
Within your heart resides our hope.
In despair we need your gallant strength,
My shining one, reclaim your shield.
I'll support your task,
A Poetic Tribute to the WonderboltsA Poetic Tribute to the Wonderbolts2 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
Birthright of flight
A captain with fiery flair
Dancing in the air
Stallion of renown
Seeking a crust's crown
Flitting from town to town
Ascending cloud's roof
The skies, their purlieu
Infinite azure view
Roaring fanfare, their cue
Praised by a bard
Minds a meld
Courage to gather
Sky's illusory tether
Lords of weather
The call sounding
Wings and hearts defending
Light-bearers of Equestria
Wards of Celestia
Gambolling to a people's aria
Uplifting a nation
Celebration of creation
A foal's dream
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A My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic/Transformers: Beast Wars
By Atomic Chinchilla
Close Encounters of the Predacon Kind
Part 1: Raptorminator
The city of Canterlot was alive with activity. Under the direction of Princess Luna, the royal guard worked in tandem with construction ponies and other civilians to clear away the rubble and debris from the ruined streets. The azure alicorn stood on the balcony of a palace tower, giving orders to the last of the waiting pegasus captains. As the pegasi darted off toward their tasks, Luna breathed a heavy sigh and retreated into the tower. The drapes on the windows were drawn closed, and the only illumination came from what little sunlight entered through the balcony door. She walked softly to the edge of a grand, royal bed and sat down, gently pulling the blankets back to reveal the sleeping face of Princess Celestia.
The day princess sweated feverishly in her slumber, her eyes moving rapidly under her
How Could This Happen To MeHow Could This Happen To Me8 years ago in Fantasy More Like This
~* How Could This Happen?*~
(Song by Simple Plan- Untitled)
I open my eyes
I try to see but I'm blinded by the white light
Inuyasha wasn't the type of being who would get hurt feelings or upset about things, quite the contrary. He was an extremly tough, strong man, always having the will to battle on. He never gave up a fight and he never stopped fighting, especially when it came to protecting his friends and the people he cared about more than anything. He wasn't the type to show his emotions either. The hanyou always kept a stern, cold exterior about most things, but when it came to a certain person it was sometimes hard. He'd usually hide away his fears or worries and try to cover them up with what he thought was an asshole, snappy, angry attitude, but that one woman could see right through him and he knew that, try as he might not to believe it. The light was nearly blinding him as his golden eyes slowly fluttered opened. There were shapes above him and his head was h
As the Wheel TurnsAs the Wheel Turns2 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
As the Wheel Turns
Snips and Snails were dripping sweat as they struggled to drag along the heavy wooden cart that dug into the ground. The cart plowed up the dirt and left a sizable trench in its wake. They looked at one another, tired and worn out from pulling the new tyrant of ponyville to the edge of the forcefield. They stopped for a moment to take a quick break. As soon as they had stopped, a glowing red whip snapped at their backsides from mid-air.
"Pull you fools!" the whip snapped it at them twice more. "Somepony set off the magic forcefield and Trixie intends to punish them!" shouted Trixie as she prepared to whip her subjects once more for good measure. She did not have to go through with the final whip, as the two simpletons had begun to move twice as fast as they previously were. Snips craned his head back towards the unrelenting whip wielder.
"But wouldn't it be faster if we had some wheels?" he asked nervously, his voice higher than usual.
Trixie's head snapped up and he
Twisted Illness ::Chapter 2::Twisted Illness ::Chapter 2::9 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
InuYasha sighed stubbornly; he wasn't sick, he doesn't get sick. But he couldn't help but think that Kagome was right as he sneezed once more, feeling a bit lightheaded as he jumped into the well after her.
Kagome smiled as the warmth of the time slip surrounded her along with the usual blue light. She smiled as she felt her feet hit solid ground again.
InuYasha stood next to her in the well that was now in Kagome's time. "C'mon." He said, picking her up bridal style that made not only Kagome blush but him as well.
He jumped out of the well easily but for some reason stumbled when his feet hit the ground.
Kagome got out of his arms, her smile and blush fading as he put her hand to his head again. "C'mon, you probably have more then a cold if your fever is this bad." She muttered.
InuYasha just said "Feh" In response as Kagome pulled him by the arm out of the well shrine.
Kagome pulled him back towards her house but didn't get very far before her brother Souta came over; as usual he was
Sorrow WARNING: IF YOU HAVE NOT FINISHED THE INUYASHA SERIES DO NOT READ THIS AND FINISH IT. OR IF YOU ARE AN INUYASHA AND KIKYO OR KAGOME AND KOGA OR WHATEVER FAN YOU PROBABLY DON'T WANT TO READ THIS.Sorrow2 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
I AM AN INUYASHA AND KAGOME FAN AND ALWAYS WILL BE.
DISCLAIMOR: I DO NOT OWN INUYASHA. RUMIKO TAKAHASHI DOES.
It hurt. It really did. Too much. It was just too much. She continued to run, ignoring the minor scrapes she'd receive from the by-standing trees and bushes. She couldn't take this. Not anymore. It was painful. Her warm tears felt like they burned her face. Her lips felt like they went numb from the cold. The girl suddenly tripped over a root and skidded across the ground. She cried out in pain
Breathe WARNING: IF YOU HAVE NOT FINISHED THE INUYASHA SERIES DO NOT READ THIS AND FINISH IT. OR IF YOU ARE AN INUYASHA AND KIKYO OR KAGOME AND KOGA OR WHATEVER FAN YOU PROBABLY DON'T WANT TO READ THIS.Breathe2 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
I AM AN INUYASHA AND KAGOME FAN AND ALWAYS WILL BE.
DISCLAIMOR: I DO NOT OWN INUYASHA. RUMIKO TAKAHASHI DOES.
What's going on? Why can't I move? Why can't I feel? Why can't I see? Why can't I hear? Why can't I breath?
"Inuyasha!" Kagome screamed. She leaned over his bloody chest. Tears poured from her closed eyes. "Inuyasha! Inuyasha! Inuyasha!" She continued to cry silently hoping that he would come back if she said his name enough times.
Little BrotherLittle Brother4 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
The sky was dark as the stars and the moon lighted it. The night was calm and the wind was
blowing gently through the peaceful realm of Narnia. Animals had already scurried, crawled,
flown etc. to their own homes in the country. Inside Cair Paravel was another story.
"Why do we have these blasted dances again?" an exasperated blond marched toward his
chambers, his younger brother in pursuit after him. It was just after dinner but Peter was more
than happy to retire for the night. Especially with the thought of another dance the following
night. He never liked dancing but it was apparently part of being a monarch. He tries to avoid it
as much as possible but in the spring dance, it was a tradition for all to dance and enjoy in the
festivities and it was one of the dances the Peter was almost impossible not to be noticed being
the high king and all.
"Pete, we've been having them for nine years now." answered the brunette, his cape dramatically
waving as he paused in front of the elder. "
Chapter 1- Kagome's FearsChapter 1- Kagome's Fears8 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Chapter 1- Kagome's Fears
It had been a mere 2 weeks ago. There wasn't a feeling of despair that didn't shroud the group of comrades in that silent, still night. Everyone had felt the grief wash over them like a violent thunderstorm, especially one young miko by the name of Kagome. She could do nothing but watch as her beloved hanyou had cradeled the dying priestess's clay body in his arms, only to have her say her goodbyes and fade to a sparkling dust as she left the world of the living forever. Kikyou's shinidamachuu had gathered around them as the woman's soul filled the air. It had been so warm. It was a feeling that Kagome would never forget. It was as if Kikyou had been touching them all, letting them know that she was finally free and not to mourn her death.
They then knew that Kikyou's suffering had finally been put to rest and she was saved, free from the pain she had known for too long. So much had happened, too much had happened, and Kagome couldn't even begin to fathom what
Chapter 1- A Familiar ScentChapter 1- A Familiar Scent8 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
"Uuuugh we've been walking and walking and walking all day!" complained the young fox youkai, lowering his arms low to the ground in mock exhaustion allowing his small hands to drag the forest path, leaving behind a small set of twin trails behind him. "I'm tired and I'm getting hungry! Can we pleeeeeeeeease stop for a rest!?"
Beside him was a young woman with long, raven hair of waves; big, bright shining eyes and a sweet smile that always seemed to be on her face. She was literally the picture of kindness. She wore a small, pleated green skirt, white knee-high socks, a white, long-sleeved shirt with a red tie and green around the collar. One white stripe wound it's way around the collar. Her name was Kagome Higurashi and she was a miko, a priestess who possessed special, spiritual powers. Slung over her should was a bow and a quiver of arrows which she used in times of great need. Kagome had discovered that she herself was a reincarnation of the former protector of the Shikon no Tama
Queen Chrysalis' Return -Ch 1Queen Chrysalis' Return -Ch 13 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Warning, the following contains spoilers for the Royal Wedding episodes.
As the Changelings began preparing for a feast upon the population of Canterlot, all chaos broke loose. Ponies fleeing every direction, looking for a way to escape the insect like creatures that were chattering excitedly just behind them, forcing them to rush past their physical limits to find safety. The exits of the city were left unguarded. With the shield shattered, any pony could leave in addition to the assailants getting in.
One pony in particular was already at the Western exit by the time the shields had been broken down. Several others joined her; after witnessing the Queen of the Changelings, Chrysalis, viciously take down their dear Princess, many of the attendees of the wedding quickly began to flee. Once the pulsing violet protection spell shattered, the frantic Equestrians waiting at the gates bolted from one of Canterlot's exits. Other groups of ponies rushed out in a hysterical group from t
To the HerdTo the Herd3 years ago in Emotional More Like This
Two seasons have come and gone now, each one filled with beautiful animation and stunning dialogue. Most importantly both seasons brought new found inspiration and insightful views into our daily lives.
I wish not to take up too much of your time; I wish only to say a few things on my own behalf to everypony out there who wishes to hear them.
Although it is tempting to bring up the cliché that perhaps nopony else feels the same way as I do, I cannot for I know that there are many others with the same views as mine; others whose lives have been touched by these candy-colored ponies and their spectacular adventures, who have also felt a newfound sort of warmth inside from their voices and their ideals. This fandom is truly magical. Not once since I have become a brony have I been denigrated by another member of the pony community. Instead I have found more friends than I could have ever imagined.
Others may one day ask "just who are the bronies?" Note I said "are" and not "were" bec
My New Dog? ch.3 My InuyashaMy New Dog? ch.3 My Inuyasha2 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
---LAST TIME ON My New Dog?---
“Inuyasha?!” The girl asked louder. “Inuyasha, open the door!” She yelled, doubting that he hadn’t heard her.
With a huff, Kagome set the tray down and reached for the door herself.
Just then she heard a rather loud “WOOF!”
Kagome quickly opened the door and saw sitting there was the dog, that happily wagged his tail, Inuyasha.
My New Dog?
Kagome felt her eye begin to twitch. He’s- he’s- he’s a dog now?
How was that possible?
“Inuyasha? Is that really you?” The girl got on her knees so she was eye level with the animal.
The dog barked again and licked her cheek. How could this be the same creature that she was talking to earlier?
“Okay, Kagome,” she said to herself, “this is nothing that you can’t fig