The Bad Tooth GallowsTHE BAD TOOTH GALLOWSThe Bad Tooth Gallows3 years ago in Comedy More Like This
An MLPFIM Fan-script written by Julian Yeo
Twitter: @judacris judacris.tumblr.com
SCENE: Golden Oaks Library/Twilight's Treehouse
Twilight Sparkle analyses muffins on her desk. Measuring each out for weight and height. She records her findings, only to find one muffin missing.
Twilight: "Spike, did you see the muffin I had on the desk?"
Cut to Spike, visibly having something in his mouth.
Twilight: "Spike. Did you eat that muffin?"
Twilight: "Oh, Spike. I needed that for my very delicate research!"
Spike: "And I needed that as my very delicate dessert! Why are you doing research on muffins anyway?"
Twilight: "These aren't just ordinary muffins, Spike. These are muffins from Sugarcube Corner. I'm trying to find out what makes them so very delicious among ponies in Ponyville."
Spike: "Why don't you just ask the Cakes, or Pinkie Pie?"
Twilight: "I'm sure the Cakes have some secret famil
The Shadows of Harmony: Chapter 1With a loud SNAP, Shadow landed in a new world. Before he even managed to open his eyes, a wave of exhaustion wrapped over him. T-this world must be far away from my home, Shadow thought, I've never been this exhausted from traveling before. Shadow, as quickly as he could, took out his inhibitor rings from his bag and replaced them on his wrists. There, that should stop me from losing too much more energy. I need to conserve my strength as much as possible.The Shadows of Harmony: Chapter 13 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Now with that settled Shadow took a good look around the area to find out what kind of world he is in. It looks like I landed in an orchard, Shadow contemplated from all the apple trees around him. He took a few deep breaths and noticed that the air around him is much fresher than on Earth. This place is probably not as industrialized as Earth. Ether that, or it just doesn't have someone like the Doctor polluting the place every chance he gets.
Shadow tried to go and see what the natives of this wo
The Shadows of Harmony: PrologueWhy? Why? That was a question I struggled with for a long time. And yet the answer never seemed to appear for me. Answers did never come easy for me, but I still didn't know why I kept doing this. What purpose did it serve?The Shadows of Harmony: Prologue3 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
I made a promise to somebody a long time ago that I would give all the people on Earth a chance to be happy. And for the most part, I succeeded. I stopped the collapsing of the Space Colony Ark, Defeated the leader of the Black Arms, and joined G.U.N. to further help keep people safe.
So than why did I constantly feel the need to travel? I'm not talking about travel to other countries, like Adabat or Spagonia. I'm talking about traveling farther. To other worlds. Every once in a while, I release my full power to travel to a random destination outside of my world I swore to protect and go to some random world I have no connection to. Once there I'll usually observe the native creatures of that planet, while I wait to recover my energy to return home.
And yet I had
Their Destiny, an Inuyasha fanfiction"GAH," Inuyasha hissed, pulling away from Kagome abruptly. "I hate that an-tee-skeptic thing!" He crawled away from the wench when she advanced once more with the cotton swab drenched in antiseptic. "STAY. AWAY!" He howled.Their Destiny, an Inuyasha fanfiction3 years ago in Romance More Like This
"Inuyasha!" Kagome called, impatiently. "You know I wouldn't be doing this if you were still hanyou. But you aren't. So, get over here!" Her command was ferocious, but Inuyasha wasn't about to budge. His raven hair was framing his face, and blood continued to gush out of his upper arm. He had gotten torn up pretty bad by a ferocious tiger demon. He had managed to run away with Kagome before the sun fully disappeared behind the horizon, succumbing to a moonless night.
The night of the new moon
"NO!" He yelled.
"I SAID COME HERE!"
"I SAID NO!"
"I SAID YES!"
"WHAT'RE YOU GONNA DO, SUBDUE ME?"
Kagome snarled. "No! I'll let your ass bleed to death. So, unless you wanna die a slow and painful demise with me standing right at that corner,
How Could This Happen To MeHow Could This Happen To Me8 years ago in Fantasy More Like This
~* How Could This Happen?*~
(Song by Simple Plan- Untitled)
I open my eyes
I try to see but I'm blinded by the white light
Inuyasha wasn't the type of being who would get hurt feelings or upset about things, quite the contrary. He was an extremly tough, strong man, always having the will to battle on. He never gave up a fight and he never stopped fighting, especially when it came to protecting his friends and the people he cared about more than anything. He wasn't the type to show his emotions either. The hanyou always kept a stern, cold exterior about most things, but when it came to a certain person it was sometimes hard. He'd usually hide away his fears or worries and try to cover them up with what he thought was an asshole, snappy, angry attitude, but that one woman could see right through him and he knew that, try as he might not to believe it. The light was nearly blinding him as his golden eyes slowly fluttered opened. There were shapes above him and his head was h
FriendlessThere's a little boy who walks to school,Friendless3 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
Nobody knows his name.
No matter what he tries to do,
It is always the same.
He keeps up with all the trends,
He knows them inside out.
Each one he pulls off perfectly,
Even that selfie-photo pout.
Each week he brings a box of muffins,
Though nobody knows why.
He used to try and hand them out,
Now he doesn't even try.
He shares the muffins with the crows
and eats them one by one.
For consuming that much sugar,
He sure looks miserable when he's done.
He looks down at the empty box
and you see a little smile.
The crows fly off and he lies down;
They'll all be full for quite a while.
The same routine, every week,
I think so that he can pretend,
That in the year that he's been here,
He's made at least one friend.
Pinkamena Diane Pie's cupcake songPinkamena Diane Pie's cupcake song3 years ago in Horror More Like This
All you have to do is take a shiny scalpel!
Cutie mark goes off!
Now just make sure your victim feels the pain!
Until she crys or cough!
Slaughtering mares is such a cinch!
Grab a hoof-full of intestense!
Organs and gore are good for sure!
And that pony is gone instant!
Cupcakes! So gore and bloody!
Cupcakes! Just kill your buddy!
Cupcakes! Cupcakes, cupcakes, CUPCAKES!
Dear Derpy (High)Dear Derpy, what would you say to those who wouldn't let you speak?Dear Derpy (High)3 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Would you cry out in anger, our would you just remain meek?
What about the people that won't you gone from the show?
Would you stand your ground, or would you turn away and go?
Who are they to say, You have to be on your way?
Everyone loves you can't you see, Who are they to tell you to leave?
Who are they to make fun of you eyes?
Maybe you just don't need a disguise
Dear Derpy what you you say to those who don't want to hear your name?
Would you hate them fiercely or just love them all the same?
What about those people who want to put you in the grave?
All because they just don't understand the meaning of your name
Who are they to call you offensive to any kid?
Especially considering them, and all the stuff they did.
Why do they have the right, to make fun of your face?
Why were they even watching you in the first place?
AppleconomicsAppleconomics3 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
(Pony Permutation Project: Episode 9)
Early one afternoon, two unicorns walked together along one of Ponyville's side roads.
"Thanks again for accompanying me, Twilight."
"No problem at all, Rarity. So, can you tell me now why we're headed to Applejack's? I thought she was supposed to be busy today."
"Field testing." Rarity gave a confident nod towards a familiar barn as they approached it.
"...still not following."
"A couple of weeks ago, Applejack was planning her annual family reunion, and said that she needed somepony to help cater. Since a certain one of us we know quite well owed all of us an apology at the time, we figured she'd be the best one to tap. Thus, I went about crafting a most... fitting outfit." The two stopped in front of the fence to Sweet Apple Acres. "Ahh, here we are. Once again, my brilliant sense of style in action!"
Twilight looked towards the front of
Doctor Who jokesKnock knock.Doctor Who jokes3 years ago in Flash Fiction & Vignettes More Like This
Q: What happens when the headless monks leave banana peels on the floor?
A: Silence will fall
Q: How many Sontarans does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None! Sontarans do not fear the dark!
Q: How many Time Lords does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Interference in the lighting practices of other cultures is strictly forbidden.
Q: How many cybermen does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: LIGHTBULBS ARE INELEGANT. THEY WILL BE UPGRADED.
Yo momma's so fat, the whole Slavine family could fit inside her at once
Yo momma's so fat, the cybermen upgraded her into a hot dog van
Yo momma's so fat, project indigo took her to an ice cream parlor
Yo momma's so fat, the Adipose consider her a natural resource
Yo momma's so fat, Captain Jack didn't try to flirt with her
Why did the chicken cross the road?
The tesselector: Our records office is sealed to the public. The chicken isn't guilty of anything.
River Song: Spoilers.
Queen Chrysalis' Return -Ch 1Queen Chrysalis' Return -Ch 13 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Warning, the following contains spoilers for the Royal Wedding episodes.
As the Changelings began preparing for a feast upon the population of Canterlot, all chaos broke loose. Ponies fleeing every direction, looking for a way to escape the insect like creatures that were chattering excitedly just behind them, forcing them to rush past their physical limits to find safety. The exits of the city were left unguarded. With the shield shattered, any pony could leave in addition to the assailants getting in.
One pony in particular was already at the Western exit by the time the shields had been broken down. Several others joined her; after witnessing the Queen of the Changelings, Chrysalis, viciously take down their dear Princess, many of the attendees of the wedding quickly began to flee. Once the pulsing violet protection spell shattered, the frantic Equestrians waiting at the gates bolted from one of Canterlot's exits. Other groups of ponies rushed out in a hysterical group from t
Smile, if only for me...Smile, if only for me...3 years ago in Traditional Fixed Forms More Like This
Through the good and the bad
you were always happy, never sad
Through each day you'd smile and laugh
brightening the life of all in your path
But when you died and the world grew cold
I heard you whisper from Death's dark hold
"Just keep smiling, if only for me"
"If nothing else, cause then you'll see"
"The world around you is always in need"
"but give it a smile and it will be freed"
"Freed from the chains that bind it down"
"Freed from the hate that makes us all frown"
"Freed from the sorrow that darkens your day"
"so that our friendship can wash it away"
"Even now, when you feel down"
"and the world makes you frown"
"I'll be here, right with you"
"to make your smile shine like new"
That's what I heard and it rang in my head
as i raced to your house to find you dead
As I sat with you, crying in pain
Some of my tears, they fell on your mane
And as they touched, what did I see
I saw you get up and smile at me
You told me to smile, if only for you
And the reason why I already knew
By Your Side, Forever and EverBy Your Side, Forever and Ever3 years ago in Songs & Lyrics More Like This
THE CANTERLOT SERIES
Ponies with Battlelore
[Click here for the accompanying song]
By Your Side, Forever and Ever
Greed now rules the spoils of war.
Queen has set her throne on the royal hall (the ruins of the realm)
I have walked through the dark
I have fought my way out of her prison.
I have witnessed the war
I have found my love wrapped in oblivion.
The eldritch swarm over our world,
My shining one, where have you gone?
Devourer's claws hold on your heart,
My shining love, where are you lost?
Broken harmony, its protectors fell
Imprisoned their kin, in repressed tears (the realm of peace)
From beasts he swore to shield his home,
My shining one, the guardian.
Wake from the queen's dormant veil,
Within your heart resides our hope.
In despair we need your gallant strength,
My shining one, reclaim your shield.
I'll support your task,
Gumceline Fan Fic. Chapter ThreeGumceline Fan Fic. Chapter Three3 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
I woke up to the smell of eggs, pancakes, and sausage. They smelled good, but I knew they tasted horrible. I got up and rubbed my eyes, and tried to remember everything that happened yesterday, which took a while. When I remembered everything I tried to sort it out. So Prince Gumball, Ruler of the Candy Kingdom in the Land of Aaa, is living in my living room, and he comes from a different dimension where there are gender bent counterparts of all of my friends. Humph. I got out of bed and changed into some baggy jeans and one of my grey tank tops, along with brushing my hair and teeth. When I was all done, I floated into the nice smelling kitchen where I saw Prince Gumball making some more sausages. He looked at me and smiled, "Breakfast!" He said cheerfully. "Oh, that's nice of you but I'm a vampire." I said, hoping to scare him a little. "Oh! How silly of me to forget." He said, putting his hand to his face. He rolled the sausages on a plate and got out some strawberries. Here, I foun
Sorrow WARNING: IF YOU HAVE NOT FINISHED THE INUYASHA SERIES DO NOT READ THIS AND FINISH IT. OR IF YOU ARE AN INUYASHA AND KIKYO OR KAGOME AND KOGA OR WHATEVER FAN YOU PROBABLY DON'T WANT TO READ THIS.Sorrow3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
I AM AN INUYASHA AND KAGOME FAN AND ALWAYS WILL BE.
DISCLAIMOR: I DO NOT OWN INUYASHA. RUMIKO TAKAHASHI DOES.
It hurt. It really did. Too much. It was just too much. She continued to run, ignoring the minor scrapes she'd receive from the by-standing trees and bushes. She couldn't take this. Not anymore. It was painful. Her warm tears felt like they burned her face. Her lips felt like they went numb from the cold. The girl suddenly tripped over a root and skidded across the ground. She cried out in pain
Twisted Illness ::Chapter 2::Twisted Illness ::Chapter 2::10 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
InuYasha sighed stubbornly; he wasn't sick, he doesn't get sick. But he couldn't help but think that Kagome was right as he sneezed once more, feeling a bit lightheaded as he jumped into the well after her.
Kagome smiled as the warmth of the time slip surrounded her along with the usual blue light. She smiled as she felt her feet hit solid ground again.
InuYasha stood next to her in the well that was now in Kagome's time. "C'mon." He said, picking her up bridal style that made not only Kagome blush but him as well.
He jumped out of the well easily but for some reason stumbled when his feet hit the ground.
Kagome got out of his arms, her smile and blush fading as he put her hand to his head again. "C'mon, you probably have more then a cold if your fever is this bad." She muttered.
InuYasha just said "Feh" In response as Kagome pulled him by the arm out of the well shrine.
Kagome pulled him back towards her house but didn't get very far before her brother Souta came over; as usual he was
My New Dog? ch.3 My InuyashaMy New Dog? ch.3 My Inuyasha2 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
---LAST TIME ON My New Dog?---
“Inuyasha?!” The girl asked louder. “Inuyasha, open the door!” She yelled, doubting that he hadn’t heard her.
With a huff, Kagome set the tray down and reached for the door herself.
Just then she heard a rather loud “WOOF!”
Kagome quickly opened the door and saw sitting there was the dog, that happily wagged his tail, Inuyasha.
My New Dog?
Kagome felt her eye begin to twitch. He’s- he’s- he’s a dog now?
How was that possible?
“Inuyasha? Is that really you?” The girl got on her knees so she was eye level with the animal.
The dog barked again and licked her cheek. How could this be the same creature that she was talking to earlier?
“Okay, Kagome,” she said to herself, “this is nothing that you can’t fig
My Little Pony-Beast Wars: Predator's Moon Ch. 4My Little Pony-Beast Wars: Predator's Moon Ch. 43 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
A My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic/Transformers: Beast Wars
By Atomic Chinchilla
Close Encounters of the Predacon Kind
Part 1: Raptorminator
The city of Canterlot was alive with activity. Under the direction of Princess Luna, the royal guard worked in tandem with construction ponies and other civilians to clear away the rubble and debris from the ruined streets. The azure alicorn stood on the balcony of a palace tower, giving orders to the last of the waiting pegasus captains. As the pegasi darted off toward their tasks, Luna breathed a heavy sigh and retreated into the tower. The drapes on the windows were drawn closed, and the only illumination came from what little sunlight entered through the balcony door. She walked softly to the edge of a grand, royal bed and sat down, gently pulling the blankets back to reveal the sleeping face of Princess Celestia.
The day princess sweated feverishly in her slumber, her eyes moving rapidly under her
A Poetic Tribute to the WonderboltsA Poetic Tribute to the Wonderbolts2 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
Birthright of flight
A captain with fiery flair
Dancing in the air
Stallion of renown
Seeking a crust's crown
Flitting from town to town
Ascending cloud's roof
The skies, their purlieu
Infinite azure view
Roaring fanfare, their cue
Praised by a bard
Minds a meld
Courage to gather
Sky's illusory tether
Lords of weather
The call sounding
Wings and hearts defending
Light-bearers of Equestria
Wards of Celestia
Gambolling to a people's aria
Uplifting a nation
Celebration of creation
A foal's dream
Kingdom Hearts Chronicles: Will of The Arcana Ch 6Kingdom Hearts Chronicles: Will of The Arcana Ch 63 years ago in Settings More Like This
"Pascal, do you think it bites?" A woman voice is heard in the darkness. "Huh? Is someone there?" Rould thought to himself. "No sharp teeth" Rould feel someone opening his mouth. "...Could use a little more brushing." Rould slowly open his eyes. He sees a slender girl with green eyes, freckles and long long long golden hair. The young girl shriek and knock Rould out cold with a frying pan. "What did I do? What I do?" She panicked. "Mother is going to kill me. Pascal quick! Help me hide the body." She lifted Rould's legs and look at her pet chameleon Pascal, who's only a few inches long. Pascal look back at the girl and frown. "Fine." She then wrapped her long hair around Rould's lifeless body and drag him across the floor. As she drag him, Rould's sceptre dropped and rolled under a chair. The young girl then sees a closet. She drag him in front of it hit Rould with the closet door. She then tries to lift him up only made her
Of Course, You Baka!Of Course, You Baka!3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
WARNING: IF YOU HAVE NOT FINISHED THE INUYASHA SERIES DO NOT READ THIS AND FINISH IT. OR IF YOU ARE AN INUYASHA AND KIKYO OR KAGOME AND KOGA OR WHATEVER FAN YOU PROBABLY DON'T WANT TO READ THIS. I AM AN INUYASHA AND KAGOME FAN AND ALWAYS WILL BE.
DISCLAIMOR: I DO NOT OWN INUYASHA. RUMIKO TAKAHASHI DOES.
Of Course, You Baka!
His golden eyes scanned the area. Everything looked like it would be safe. Of course it would be. Their battle was long over. Was he still that paranoid? Or maybe it was because of what slept in his lap.
Who slept in his lap.
The golden orbs averted from the scenery and looked down at the young woman in his lap. She was so beautiful, it still took his breath away. He brushed part of her hair away from her face. He loved her, he really did.
He wanted to spend his life with her, but could he? She was a human, he was a half-demon. Things l