Red Dead ReDerption: Chapter 3Red Dead ReDerption: Chapter 34 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
It was the middle of the night by the time Derpston trotted into her hut on the north end of Sweet Apple Acres. She lurked into her bed and let the darkness of Nightmare Moons night take her over.
Joan pushed her way out the door and squinted at the bright sunlight beaming down at her. "Jeez Celestia, will you ever give me a break." She looked around the small village, nopony else was outside yet. But a wagon was sitting near the barn. Joan saw a little orange flash jump from in the wagon to in the barn and back and forth. Joan trotted closer and closer till she recognized that it was Gala who was there. She stopped and noticed Joan walking to her.
"Well, Mrs. Derpston how are you?"
Joan tipped her hat respectfully to Gala, "Good, Miss MacApple, how are you?"
Gala tossed a barrel she had dragged to the wagon in the back of it, "I'm heading down to ponyvile to sell some of the early harvest from up here. Would you like to accompany me back?"
Derpston looked over the wagon, "W
Red Dead ReDerption: PrologueRed Dead ReDerption: Prologue4 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Red Dead Rederption
Exodus, Isolation, Silence, and Death. The bursting cities and the dusty towns. The Equestrian frontier: savage animals, savage weather, and savage ponies. The home for many riddled with wickedness and hatred. Chaos brings death and with death is destruction. Plagued by disease and villainy, the frontier life is harsh but welcomed by many. The outlaws whom roam the land freely, killing and taking what and who they want. What's to stop them in this wasteland, the Equestrian Frontier. Society makes its push into the simple lives of the frontier ponies, a push that all in the west have rejected. Future and change, safety and industry, these simpletons don't want to be apart of the glorious future of Equestria. We strive for the betterment of all, and so far it has worked, many of the frontier towns welcome our help and aide. They wish to be free of the scum and wretchedness that this "wild west" brings them. They want to fight against us. I know you have a ve
Red Dead ReDerption: Chapter 2Red Dead ReDerption: Chapter 24 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Joan gently pushed the door to Marshal Dash Johnson's office open. The office was small and only had 2 prisoner cells. One of the cells was locked shut and had a prisoner who was sitting against the wall; the other cell was open and had a pony sleeping in it. The prisoner watched Joan enter and looked over at the pony sleeping in the cell next to him.
"Hey! Hey! You gots a visitor." He yelled at the sleeping pony.
He stumbled out of the bed; he was a unicorn a bit shorter than Derpston with a pale cyan coat and a short dark orange colored mane. "Shut up you! And, and whats you want?"
"My name is Joan Derpston. Marshal Dash wanted to speak to me."
"Ehh uhh why?" asked the short pony.
"Cause were both in the business of law. Whats a colt like you doing in the business of law & order?" asked Joan.
"Hey! I ain't no colt! I'm the marshal's deputy. Where's a strange mare like you from anyway!?"
Joan pushed the brim of her hat up a little bit, "I'm from Fort Cloudsdale."
Red Dead ReDerption: Chapter 1Red Dead ReDerption: Chapter 14 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Derpston gasped and shot her eyes open. She turned her head and looked around the small room she was in. The wooden room was packed in with lots of junk and other horse related supplies. Light peaked in through the dirty rags covering the one window in the room. Joan sat up in her bed; it pained her to get up her left side coursing in agony. Joan slowly slid out of her resting place and grabbed her hat from the bed post.
"Well! Howdy there partner. Seems that you're alive and kickin again." The light orange coated mare leaned against the door post and smiled at Joan.
"So it seems" Derpston said as she placed her hat on her head. "Got any Idea where my jacket is ma'am?"
"Mighty sorry Miss but I do believe we left it at the doctors. Come with me, we'll walk down to the doctors in ponyvile. Oh and by the way my name is Gala, Gala MacApple."
Joan took a step forward and hissed and gasped in pain with every movement. "Where are we exactly?"
"Why, were in the northern village of S
Red Dead ReDerption: Chapter 5Red Dead ReDerption: Chapter 53 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Tell me how i did. But please be kind, Constructive Critiscm is what helps makes better writers.
"Joan we'll be right behind you, your making the prisoner exchange in the middle of town, and don't expect them to play fair." The marshal said as Snipes threw Walton in front of her.
"Fair my flank!" yelled Walton as he stood up, hobbling around a bit in his hoofcuffs.
"You bet, besides, silly ol' Walton here is going to be my shield."
"Oh it'd be my pleasure!" Walton sarcastically replied as he shuffled forward, Walton and Joan walked towards the middle of town. "That gangs probably having so much fun with that lil' cowmare. I hear they like it r-" WHACK! Joan hit Walton with the butt of her revolver. "Now little girl, don't be to hostile or they'll take that pretty little face off as soon as they see you."
"I already blew a hole in your leg once, I'll do it again." Joan smirked as they entered the center of town. 3 Bandit ponies walked out of the shadows, Joan recognized the po
Red Ded ReDerption: Chapter 4Red Ded ReDerption: Chapter 43 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Quick Note: Tell me if you liked it, how i could improve the next chapter, and any ideas protaining to the story. Also the first one to guess what song i parodied(you'll see it when you get there) wins there Ponysona or themselves being put in a future chapter(we'll discuss details later). Happy Reading :3 BANG! BANG!
Joan trotted into the Doctor's office; he was standing behind his counter messing with the sonic screwdriver. "Now work you confounded thing." The Doctor continued to mess around and jiggle little bits of the SS. It then went, BEEP, and little lights began to flicker and flash. The doctor exclaimed his victory and then noticed Joan standing by the door smirking at him. "Uh, oh um, Joan this is perfect timing indeed! Come with me hurry, HURRY!" He grabbed the SS and ran into the back room and Joan followed suit. "Now Joan, can you feel your left wing at all?" The Doctor asked Joan who was now laying on one of the patient beds.
Joan's right wing extended out, but
A Poem of FluttershyFluttershyA Poem of Fluttershy3 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
My life is nothing but a storm, full of hardships and stress;
But when I see that special Pegasus, the storm blows away;
When I see or hear her voice, my heart and soul begin to warm up;
When she sings, her angelic voice calms me;
Fluttershy is her name, and she will always be special;
She is someone I will protect, even if it costs me my own life;
Her skin soft as silk, her hair like a flowing river in the wind;
When I see here lovely sapphire eyes and her smile, I feel special to her;
She is someone I love more than anything; she is somepony I want to be with forever;
I imagine myself with her, living a happy life;
We both fall in love, and together we marry;
Everyone may find this odd, but our love outshines them;
They may mock us, but it will take more to break us;
I know that someday, we will live together, forever;
I await the day; I will meet Fluttershy, my special somepony
Un Brony en Equestria - capitulo 1Un Brony en Equestria - capitulo 13 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Un Brony en Equestria.
Capítulo 1: De Brony a Pony.
Los que les contare no fue una mala jugada de mi conciencia, fue y es real.
Yo era un tipo "normal", bueno normal en un sentido ambiguo, ya que, yo era parte de un grupo que da mucho de que hablar, un grupo en que la sociedad creía que era raro, lo cual no los culpo ya que lo es, ¿Quién diría que un joven que iba a la universidad, admiraba, seguía y veía una serie que para el sentido común era solo para niñas?, sí, yo era un Brony, y digo era, ya entenderán por qué.
Pasaba mis días estudiando, jugando videojuegos y por supuesto navegando por internet, si bien no había sido un Brony sino desde no más de 6 meses, el fandom había comenzado solo 2 años atrás, sentía como si hubiera sido de toda la vida.
Varios de mis amigos del internet hablaban de una serie sobre ponies, yo decía, bueno cosa suya, no creo que sean menos o más masculin
Rainbows Can Be Lonely Too - FinaleRainbows Can Be Lonely Too - Finale3 years ago in Romance More Like This
Rainbows Can Be Lonely Too - Finale
By: DolphinBuster starring: Fluttershy and Rainbow Dash
It had been probably more then an hour that we've just been walking. Chatting about the randomness things. Things like Flight Camp, the random picnics we shared together, flying, but mostly importantly; it was just us talking about fond memories.
I had no idea what time it was, but I didn’t care. Me and Fluttershy haven't talked like this in like, forever. There was something different about her today. She seemed a little more open then usual, a little more…confident in herself. Whenever we’d share eye contact she’d blush, but would continue staring right at me. I swear, it was like she was staring into my soul; unraveling all of my secrets, secrets I don’t want anypony to know; secrets that only Fluttershy has permission to know. Cause, secretly I love her. She just doesn't know it…yet.
We stopped in the centre of what seemed to be the field that never e
Ponyville Ghostbusters Chapter 1Ponyville Ghostbusters Chapter 13 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Ponyville Ghostbusters: Chapter 1
1100 years ago
The great General stood tall, watching his troops fight bravely against the ghostly enemies. His gold and blue uniform was covered in a transparent substance that had the same consistency as water but with a lighter blue tint. The Willowers had waged this war against them, and he would never rest until he and his fellow Equestrians had shown these bloodless abominations who truly ruled this land and that they would never stop defending it! He stood his ground as he was abruptly charged by three of them, he squinted his eyes to see them better. These things could drain their own colors and blend with things around them. The superstitious ponies called the Willowers ghosts because you couldn't touch them when they were like this, but the general knew that there had to be another explanation. The General did not believe in ghosts, what he did believe in was his pride in his country.
The Willowers were on the General now, he waited patiently
How I Met The Awesomeness Mare EverHow I Met The Awesomeness Mare Ever3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
How I met The Awesomeness Mare Ever
By: DolphinBuster starring: Rainbow Dash and Twilight Sparkle
Hey, my name is Rainbow Dash. The most awesome, most radical, most amazing, most spectacular, pony in all of Equestria. Most ponies call me the fastest flier too. Heck, I've even got a cool crown thingy to prove it!
Anyway. I thought I'd share a story, a story that will blow. Your. Mind. A story about how I met the most awesome mare ever, the mare of my dreams. A story about how I met, and ended up being with Twilight Sparkle.
Okay, so one day I was just doing my usual activity, which is flying. Duh. And I was just soaring over Ponyville when I saw this crazy beautiful mare with a little purple dragon trotting around. I don't know why I felt this way and I definitely, didn't know how to explain how I felt I just all of a sudden felt like my mind was going to explode of too much awesomeness!
She looked like she wa
Spike the 'Hero'Spike the 'Hero'3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
*********[A/N] If you like this, be sure to check it out on FIMFiction http://www.fimfiction.net/story/63702/Spike-the-%26quot%3BHero%26quot%3B
Like and favorite it there if you have an account as well. (always trying to get featured)
Anyway, I hope you enjoy *******
Spike the "Hero"
The Crystal Empire was slowly becoming engulfed in a mass of threatening, black clouds; dark as the deadliest of storms. Screams could be heard all around as the crystal ponies began to panic. Up in the tallest tower in the city, Twilight found herself trapped within the confines of a black-crystal prison, the gems risen up from the ground, blocking any means of escape for the lavender unicorn. Just outside, Spike started to feel nervous. His eyes darted from side to side, his feet moved up and down like two, small pistons.
Twilight started to scramble within the crystal-walled trap, looking for the Crystal Heart with a set of panicked eyes.
"The heart? Where's the Crystal..." she started, voice q
FaR- April Fool's Special- UpdatedFaR- April Fools Day SpecialFaR- April Fool's Special- Updated3 years ago in Romance More Like This
'It has to be perfect.' Applejack thought to herself, staring at the table before her. It was the dining table of the Apple family, but it looked nothing like the raggedy old thing that it usually resembled. The old oak table, beginning to rot and fall apart, had been covered with a bright picnic blanket design tablecloth. Atop said tablecloth sat a variety of candles, small and large, accompanied by a single perfect, breathtakingly prepared apple pie.
The lights in the room were off, allowing the candlelight to illuminate the table beautifully. The orange earth pony stood before the table, admiring her work. In most cases to much exaggeration would give a prank away, but when it came to the self acclaimed 'fastest flier in Equestria' the more the merrier. The moment Rainbow Dash saw that pie, she was as good as pranked.
The farm pony had even taken the time to tend to herself, brushing her coat over and over to ensure perfection, then braiding her golden-b
Snowed In- Appledash Fic- Chapter ThreeSnowed In- Appledash Fic- Chapter Three3 years ago in Romance More Like This
Snowed In- A Humanized Appledash Fanfic- Chapter Three
"R- Rainbow?" Applejack's voice shook as she whispered into the athlete's ear, delicate, bony fingers tracing her thighs.
The bedroom was dark, lit only by stray strands of moonlight breaking through the cloud cover above. Despite the icy snowflakes that fell against their bodies, Applejack couldn't help but think about how warm she felt, as if her body was covered in small flames. Above her Rainbow Dash was a dark silhouette in the night, heavily pressing down against AJ's frame.
"Yes?" Rainbow lowered her lips to Applejack's collar bone, leaving a small trail of kisses up the side of the blonde's neck. "Is something wrong?"
Yes. Something was wrong. Something was very, very wrong, but Applejack couldn't quite place it. Between the weight of Rainbow's body upon her own, and the raspy breaths escaping her own mouth, the farm girl could barely think straight. A light nip on the ear caused her whole body to jerk, enticing a light gig
Busy Sketching"Annabeth?"Busy Sketching4 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
"This is crazy...ANNABETH!
"Gods, Percy! You almost gave me a heart attack!"
"I've been calling you for the past three minutes already."
"Oh. Sorry, I didn't hear you."
"I asked if you would want to order already."
"For lunch? Remember? We're having lunch together?"
"We are? Oh, won't you look at that... we are. I didn't notice. Just let me finish this sketch first."
"Annabeth, could you please put that down? Zeus won't send you to the underworld if you don't finish your blueprints for Olympus and-"
"Lower your voice! People might hear you!"
"C'mon, they wouldn't even care and you know that, Wise Girl."
"Aaand she's doing her architecture thing again. Don't mind me, I just happened to be your boyfriend and all."
"What? Did you say something, Percy?"
"Nothing, just having a monologue."
"Right. So, how's that sketch coming?"
"Not that great, actually."
"Really? Let me have a look..."
"No! Uh, I mean just
Adventures of a Glaceon, Ch 2Chapter Two: TwilightAdventures of a Glaceon, Ch 24 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
“Wait for me, Zeph!” Boreas called after his brother.
“Hurry up!” Zephyrus stopped running for a moment, but only a moment, too impatient too sit still as usual. “If you keep being so slow, you'll never evolve into a cool Jolteon like dad!”
“I'll evolve into something else then, you'd make a better Jolteon anyway! Just wait up and tell me what this is all about!”
“In a minute, we're nearly there! And hurry up, or you'll evolve into a Slowpoke!”
“You can't evolve into a Slowpoke!”
“I can't; you can too!”
The brothers ran on through the forest, until Zeph finally stopped. They were in the midst of thick shrubbery that made it impossible to see very far. “Zeph, are we there?” Boreas asked, “What do you want to show me?”
“Boreas, do you know what a human is?”
“Sure I do, it's those two-legged animals with no fur. I've
Late Night Pony ChatBookLover17 is now onlineLate Night Pony Chat3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Cupcakes is now online
BookLover17: Hello Pinkie. Is it just the two of us here so far?
Cupcakes: Hey Twilight! I just logged on, I don't think any of our friends are on yet. Oh, this is so super duper fun! We can all talk without being in the same place!
BookLover17: Yes, it's a very useful communication tool. Rather ingenious, if I do say so myself.
AngelBunny is now online
Cupcakes: Hey Flutters!
AngelBunny: Oh, hello Pinkie, Twilight. It's nice to be able to talk to you this late at night.
BookLover17: This could really come in handy the next time I visit Canterlot. It'll be much faster than sending letters back and forth through Spike.
Cupcakes: Yay, this means we can keep in touch more!
BookLover17: Yes, that's what I just said Pinkie. Although Spike is reading over my shoulder, and he doesn't seem too pleased that I won't need him for instant communication.
AngelBunny: Oh no, d
It's Okay to be a BronyIt's Okay to be a Brony3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
It's Okay to be a Brony
There are plenty of reasons why a guy would want to hide the fact that he is a brony. But one should not have to hide who they are because of what others will think. I came to this realization about a month ago. I am tired of hiding who I am, I'm a brony dammit, and proud of it!
The breath left my body as the fist drove hard into my stomach. My eyes crossed as I took a blow to the face. Now on my knees, I lifted my arms up in an attempt to shield myself from the brutal beating. I would have called for help, but they followed me from school. Why do people get bullied for being different or liking something that someone else doesn't?
"Keep out of our way girly boy," sneered the larger as he kicked me real hard in the ribs. "We would hate to accidentally hit a girl."
"What a loser," the other chimed in. "What kind of guy likes my little pony? I'm totally telling everyone about this," he chuckled as he snapped a picture of me on his phone.
They left laughing
Umbro, Legendary Umbreon Ch 4Friend or Foe?Umbro, Legendary Umbreon Ch 44 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Umbro had decided to climb into a tree and use that for a bed. It was a lot better for him cause it put the Umbreon closer to the moon, allowing his rings to absorb it's power. As he reached the top his rings began to glow, all of them, as he laid down and got comfortable. Soon he was asleep and was dreaming, dreaming of finding a mate and being happy. However, it wasn't long until a bloodcurdling scream had rushed into his ears, causing him to bolt awake. Umbro jumped out of the tree and ran up to his friends, shaking them awake.
"Five more minutes mommy," Smokey said drowsily as he barely opened his eyes. Umbro gave him a not amused face and let out a screech attack. Both Crystal and Smokey woke up immediately.
"What's going on!?! Is someone hurt!?" Crystal began shouting rapidly.
"I just heard a scream. Sounded feminine so I'm guessing it was a female," Umbro explained as he began to run off in the direction of the scream, his friends closely behind h
Shit.Shit.Shit.2 years ago in Urban & Spoken Word More Like This
I unintentionally use it almost every day.
In a sudden hiccup, I slip up and it slips out.
Even when I can’t think of anything else to say.
You can bet beyond a shadow of a doubt.
That exact word will seep and creep out.
It makes its way into any given conversation.
It’s probably the most used default abbreviation.
It requires no effort and rolls out with no hesitation.
It’s so universal it can be suited to every situation.
In an upsurge it will emerge with no indication.
How can one word have so many definitions.
And still have the same effect despite its repetition.
How can this same word blur all the lines of divisions.
Between polite pleasantries to abusive abrasions of affliction.
How can the tone and meaning change after every rendition.
This word sounds exactly like what it means.
You scream it, shout it and even mutter it under your breath.
No matter how big or little the occasion may seem.
Just unleashing it will take a load off your chest.
You say it w
Snowed In- Appledash Fic- Chapter FourSnowed In- Appledash Fic- Chapter Four3 years ago in Romance More Like This
Snowed In- Chapter Four
The police station was eerily quiet, though one would suspect that at three in the morning it would be so. The lobby was large, and resembled a clinic more then a place of law. The buzzing, fluorescent tube lights that stretched from one end of the room to the other. The snow white walls, and tiled floor. However, one would not suspect the station's lobby to be filled with some dozens of people, impatiently waiting for so much as one comment on the current situation. The issue at large, of course, was the avalanche blocking the one and only pass into the mountains where family and friends were stranded, lost in the freak blizzard.
"I-I hope they are alright..." Fluttershy spoke in a worried whisper, eyes fixed upon her clasped hands in her lap. "That storm is getting worse by the minute."
Twilight, Pinkie Pie and Rarity took in the words of their worried friend, grim expressions conquering their faces. What if the radio reports had been right, and the blizzard w