Late Night Pony ChatBookLover17 is now onlineLate Night Pony Chat10 months ago in Short Stories More Like This
Cupcakes is now online
BookLover17: Hello Pinkie. Is it just the two of us here so far?
Cupcakes: Hey Twilight! I just logged on, I don't think any of our friends are on yet. Oh, this is so super duper fun! We can all talk without being in the same place!
BookLover17: Yes, it's a very useful communication tool. Rather ingenious, if I do say so myself.
AngelBunny is now online
Cupcakes: Hey Flutters!
AngelBunny: Oh, hello Pinkie, Twilight. It's nice to be able to talk to you this late at night.
BookLover17: This could really come in handy the next time I visit Canterlot. It'll be much faster than sending lette
My Little Pony is as Valid a Philosophy as AnyMy Little Pony is as Valid a Philosophy as Any10 months ago in Traditional Fixed Forms More Like This
My little pony, my little pony,
is as valid a philosophy as any;
Cuter than most and better than many.
More Pinkie Pie pranks than Plato and Rand,
And relatively easy to understand.
Compared to Nietzsche, they are less preachy,
More interested in friendship than moral codes;
Rarity says niceness is à la mode.
You may protest that knowledge is not cute,
Ponies know friendship is a worthy pursuit.
The world is so bad, the smart ones are sad,
But Applejack says "It all depends how you think;
Even free cider didn't turn me to drink!
In dark places when I start to despair,
The ponies who love me remind me they're there."
'Happy Hearth's Warming Eve, Squirt': IMPROVED'Happy Hearth's Warming Eve, Squirt': IMPROVED6 months ago in Short Stories More Like This
"A family is a little world created by love."
"Happy Hearth's Warming Eve, Squirt"
The streets of Ponyville were empty- everypony had gone off to celebrate the holiday. The air was chilled, with an indigo sky so dark even the most dim stars stood out like giant fireflies. The sides of the street were lined with a thin layer of snow. It was an unusually snow-less Hearth's Warming Eve - briskly cold, but not cold enough for snow to remain in its crystallized state.
Scootaloo slowly trotted down the empty road, head hung low and tail tucked between her legs- both out of depression and as a means to keep herself warm in the chilly n
It's Okay to be a BronyIt's Okay to be a Brony8 months ago in Short Stories More Like This
It's Okay to be a Brony
There are plenty of reasons why a guy would want to hide the fact that he is a brony. But one should not have to hide who they are because of what others will think. I came to this realization about a month ago. I am tired of hiding who I am, I'm a brony dammit, and proud of it!
The breath left my body as the fist drove hard into my stomach. My eyes crossed as I took a blow to the face. Now on my knees, I lifted my arms up in an attempt to shield myself from the brutal beating. I would have called for help, but they followed me from school. Why do people get bullied for being different or liking something t
Brony Advice: Your Questions Answered #19, 20, 21!Brony Advice: Your Questions Answered #19, 20, 21!9 months ago in Editorial More Like This
#19) Someone on Tumblr has started a 'bad MLP OCs' thing where they're identifying bad OCs and putting them up. I'm scared my OC might end up on it. What should be done?
Answer: You can start by giving less of a fuck about some stupid Tumblr account. Do people really have nothing better to do than go around and point out OC designs that they think suck? It's really pathetic behaviour, especially when you consider that they're just doing it to make people feel bad while at the same time making themselves feel better by illustrating their obvious superiority complex. The owner of the blog better have a good OC in order to justify their critici
A Flier's Inner FireA Flier's Inner Fire1 year ago in Short Stories More Like This
"Why would he say such a thing?" Spitfire whispered to herself in tears as she tore through the empty streets of Cloudsdale. The heavy rain that fell from the sky flew into her face and drenched her mane, goggles and Wonderbolt suit. The tears she cried had camouflaged itself between the raindrops on her face; her usually straight bright tangerine-orange mane had fallen, flowing down all the way to her knees as she ran. She darted her blurred vision quickly around the surrounding area, her heart racing fast as she desperately searched for place she could be alone where nopony would find her.
Spotting a small alley located in between two smal
Brony Advice: Your Questions Answered #91, 92, 93!Brony Advice: Your Questions Answered #91, 92, 93!7 months ago in Editorial More Like This
#91) Me and my boyfriend have been bronies from the beginning and we've been thinking about having a kid. We heard somewhere that they can inject animal DNA into the womb in the first few weeks to give the child animal-like features. We think this would be the coolest thing ever but we fear others will frown on it and our beautiful pony child will be looked down upon. What advice do you have for me?
Answer: I think your sources are quite credible. You can, indeed, inject animal DNA into the womb to create animal-human hybrids. That's why you quite often see dog-boys, cat-girls and giraffe-children walking around town centres. It's becoming m
When My Little Pony Meets Horny TeenagersYou remember the My Little Pony from the eighties, don't you? Even if you didn't grow up with it, you most likely know of its existence. Those pudgy plastic collectable figures and the nostalgically bad kid's TV show to accompany them were very much a product of the times, embodying the consumer Zeitgeist of the period. And now we look back on their evanescence with misty eyes, firmly believing that they deserved the 'young-girl' tag that went with the product.When My Little Pony Meets Horny Teenagers10 months ago in Articles & Interviews More Like This
It must largely be the visual appeal of the 2010 re-boot of the franchise, "Friendship is Magic", that has made a whole group of older individuals into fans. Those old, chubby ponies
The Force of Dreams, Chapter 1The Force of Dreams, Chapter 18 months ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Sunlight had started to pierce through the windows of the library, slowly banishing away the darkness which had gripped it for the past few hours. Twilight sat at her table, flipping close the last page of the red book which sat in front of her. Her mane and tail were both unkempt and had quite a few strands sticking out, signifying how long she had stayed up.
Her library was once again in a complete mess. Papers, books and every single kind of material she could get her hooves on lay scattered across the wooden floor of her living room. Empty cups of cocoa were stacked to her left while a wax stump of what used to be a candle sat to her rig
My Little Po... I mean Brony! (Open Song Parody)My Little Po... I mean Brony! (Open Song Parody)7 months ago in Comedy More Like This
(A parody of the opening song to the TV Show, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic)
[I have no problem with bronies, I just made this for fun and it was stuck in my head so enjoy, you can even make this and post it on youtube if you want XD)
My Little Pony,
Soft Like A Brony!
(LA, LA, LA, LAAAAAAAAAA!)
I used to wonder what bronies could be!
(My Little Brony!)
Until' A internet stranger showed me!
Tons Of Fun!(Yeah)
A beautiful heart,(Nice)
Faithful(Cool) and Strong!(Yay)
A ton of kindness,
it's an easy feat!
And ponies make it all complete!(yeah)
My Little Brony!
And not everyoneismyverybest friend!
A Captain's LegacyA Captain's Legacy7 months ago in Short Stories More Like This
A Captain's Legacy
Shining stared up at the oak door that towered above him. It was a normal door, no different than a typical door one would find inside a house. But given the contents stored away behind it, it had an unusually grand feel to it, and Shining couldn't help but feel dwarfed in its shadow.
The old grandfather clock down the hall let out twelve loud booms.
It was noon. The high sun's rays shone through a nearby window and across Shining's stationary, white frame. It warmed his fur while he kept his blue eyes locked on the door.
His parents always said how the attic held an eclectic assortment of things, from old music records
Time Traveling Kids of the Mane Six! Ch. 11Time Traveling Kids of the Mane Six! Ch. 118 months ago in Short Stories More Like This
CHAPTER 11: Shelter (First draft. Final version in the works)
The sun continued to rise slowly in the morning chill and the frigid draft of the wind blew through the apple trees of the Apple family. The rumble of thunder echoed in the distance while it whistled around Radiance, making her want to curl into a tight ball. She couldn't hear anything, open her eyes, or move more than a little, but she could feel the bitterness of the breeze down to her bones. Her body shivered and her mind could not think of anything but the cold, as if ice had frozen her in place. Slowly, her senses began to return, and only when the crackle of a small fire
Brony Advice: Your Questions Answered #73, 74, 75!Brony Advice: Your Questions Answered #73, 74, 75!8 months ago in Editorial More Like This
#73) My best bro and I have been bronies for a while now. I would never bring up being a brony on purpose to anyone who didn't know. But now we're doing a project in Literature class, and my friend is doing his on how he became a brony. I don't think it's a good idea. In fact, I find it embarrassing. What should I do?
Answer: This is something that seems to happen reasonably often people become big fans of "Friendship is Magic", and then fancy teaching the world to sing by shedding light on it in a class. And while you could argue that older individuals liking the show is an interesting point of observation, it's not particularly aca
Brony Advice: Your Questions Answered #82, 83, 84!Brony Advice: Your Questions Answered #82, 83, 84!7 months ago in Editorial More Like This
#82) How long do you think "Friendship is Magic" will last for? What is a good amount of seasons? Honestly, I want it to go on until at least Season 8.
Answer: Season 8 is a stretch. This is really a two-part question. The first part is about how long I realistically think that the show will last, based on speculation and circumstantial evidence. The second is about how long I personally believe the show should last, which is a different matter altogether.
To engage with the first part, we know that the show at least has in front of it another 13 episodes. After that, more might be made, or the show may maintain its success based on repeats
Teddy BearYou used to hold me tightTeddy Bear6 years ago in Traditional Fixed Forms More Like This
In your embrace Id fall asleep
Every single night
Absorbing moisture when youd weep
Precious little teddy bear
In its fluffy cuddly flair
We used to go on walks
Gripping tightly to your back
We had long, involving talks
Youd take me off the beaten track
I was privy to your dreams
Little tearing at my seams
Then one day, you left me alone
And I had to sleep on the floor
I was thrown off my throne
You didnt need me anymore
Youve grown so beautiful and strong
And in your life I no longer belong
I watched you talk on the phone
And as you brushed your hair
Fearing the unkn
My MY LITTLE PONY experienceMY MY LITTLE PONY EXPERIENCEMy MY LITTLE PONY experience2 years ago in Articles & Interviews More Like This
I have been a big fan of MY LITTLE PONY since I was a little boy in the early 90th century. I saw the MLP on TV and rent videos and was intrigued and also was a storm in love with my favorittponyer as Gusty and Fizzy. And many years later to the 2006/2007 reunited me with MLP after having forgotten MLP for good, but "too late".
The last few years to get the whole generation of MLP with all the TV shows and movies and of course the series MLP FIM.
And I have a collection of MLP with bl. a my first single G1 pony Mommy Sweet Celebrations, G3 pony that Pinkie Pie and Rainbow Dash, and also MLP FiM pony.
I also ha
Ch. 1 - Entry OneCh. 1 - Entry One8 months ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Greetings! I'm guessing you've got one or two questions burning through your mind so I'll get right to it in the next paragraph and those that follow.
My name is Ipsa Unica and I'm your new owner. It is my hope that we will come to know each other casually in the coming forever and thus, should you suddenly begin to go against nature and speak, you may call me Bob.
Me being me, I want to make sure there aren't any misunderstandings here. You are a book, a diary to be exact. I am a pony, a stallion to be exact. I will write in you, with a quill to be exact. You will be written in by me, with a quill to be exact.
You may find yourself
Pinkie Pie's PoemAre you excited?Pinkie Pie's Poem11 months ago in Free Verse More Like This
Cause I'm excited!
I've never been sooooooooo excited
'cept when I blasted those changelings with a BOOM
You know from my party cannon duh!
Did you say cupcakes?
Because I absolutely love love love cupcakes
... Except fanfic cupcakes
Silly bronies so super duper random
Oh yea Dj-pon3 this is my jam!
Rainbow says I'm so random...
Just breaking the 4th wall in my free time
Baking up yummy treats in sugar cup corners
Playing pranks all the time
Laughs at Ghosties
Believes in zombie ponies
Oops *twitchy twitch* better duck!
Pinkie Pie stick a cupcake in your eye if you lie
Or lose your friends FO
How to install Portal Guns from my gallery. HOW TO INSTALL PORTAL GUNS FROM MY GALLERY.How to install Portal Guns from my gallery.4 months ago in Reviews & Guides More Like This
1. Download a portal device from my "PORTAL GUNS" gallery
2. Open the zip file with windows or 7-zip
3. browse the zip folder until you see the folder "Materials"
4. Extract the materials folder to c:\steam\steamapps\(subject name here)\portal\portal
5. say "Yes to all" to any overwrite messages.
6. load portal
MLP Additional Songs: Green Finch and Linnet BirdSung in Season 1 Episode 22: "A Bird in the Hoof"MLP Additional Songs: Green Finch and Linnet Bird2 months ago in Drama More Like This
I'm sure the princess will appreciate the help.
Green finch and linnet bird, nightingale, blackbird,
How is it you sing?
How can you jubilate, sitting in cages,
Never taking wing?
Outside the sky waits, beckoning, beckoning,
Just beyond the bars.
How can you remain, staring at the rain,
Maddened by the stars?
How is it you sing, anything?
How is it you sing?
Green finch and linnet bird, nightingale, blackbird,
How is it you sing?
Whence comes this melody constantly flowing?
Is it rejoicing or merely halloing?
Pewdiepie in Equestria: Chapter 4"I think we're lost."Pewdiepie in Equestria: Chapter 410 months ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
"We're not lost just... taking a scenic detour!"
"You're holding the map upside down."
"Your face is upside down!"
"That doesn't even make any sense!"
"Um, excuse me? Do you know the way to Canterlot Palace?"
Pewdie and Luna stopped arguing and looked down at the little filly. She was blue and had a british accent. "I'm here to deliver Princess Celestia news on the going ons in Trottingham."
"Oh, yes. The palace is right over there." Luna pointed out the palace, and the little filly trotted away. Then, it dawned on her.
"We haven't even left Canterlot yet."
Pewdiepie grinned sheepishly, then the two continued on
No Discorded CorvusCorvus stood at the base of Discord's statue, looking up at it through a glare. The statue now possessing a frightful expression, seemed to be a testament to Corvus's failure. Had he of killed them all, Luna would not have been endangered by this creature. The day Discord came back, was, at least to Corvus, the sign of true failure. The creature eluded him, to only be defeated by the Bearers of Harmony. Had he of been ready, more prepared perhaps, he could have killed the monster now entrapped in stone before him. "It'd be so easy now" Corvus thought as he pushed against the statue's base with his hoof. "Just knock it over and he would be desNo Discorded Corvus6 months ago in Short Stories More Like This
I Haven't Always Been Good at WritingThe French ruins outline was easily seen in the setting sun.I Haven't Always Been Good at Writing3 months ago in Short Stories More Like This
“The entrance is over there” he pointed to a column that led into a stair case. I nod and I prepare top go down. I strap on my backpack and my holster. I place my Uzi 9mm in the holster and then I put my AK-47 (Acquired that in Russia) on my backpack as well as my M-4, Tactical 12 gage, and my SBP90 machinegun. “Be careful Raptor, after all, this artifact is the factor between global peace or war with an unstoppable enemy. If you see any of Jason’s men down there, kill them, for they might try to do the same to you” I nod and walk forward. I find an ex