Don't You DareDon't you dare judge me
I'm a human being
Not a 'ragamuffin' with no sense of style
I choose based on comfort, not colors
And I act how I want
I dress badly for the school pictures because
They always try to
Make me look pretty
You're taking a picture of
Not some sweet little girl in the eighth grade
Don't you dare touch me
My arms are tender
And my face is bruised
I fall down a lot
Don't touch my hair when I mention
I hate when people do that
I'm a girl
Not a Barbie doll
Even if I look like one
In fact, don't even look at me
I don't mind someone
Who pays attention to detail
And points out mistakes
But on you, I hate it
Because you only ever
My pouch is a safety net, not a complication
No, don't take it
I need that
I'm scared without it
Don't ask me to change
My feeling of security
I don't over complicate things on purpose
So quit acting like I do
You wonder why we don't
Have the best relationship
I'm always being judged
Kankri X Reader ~ Tutor, Please? (Trigger Warning)There you were, once again listening for the lectures of the ranting boy.Kankri X Reader ~ Tutor, Please? (Trigger Warning)3 years ago in Romance More Like This
"Despite... Actually..." You could only catch fragments of his sentences. You stepped forward, attempting to maneuver your way through the people, but were thrown back. You landed on your butt.
"Ow..." Soon the warning bell rung, causing the people around you to disperse and more or less trample you.
After long enough, you were able to stand up without being pushed back down. You carefully lifted your things and looked at your watch.
I'll be late!
You were planning on rushing off to your class--you were already failing it at this point--when you heard him sigh and mutter, "no one ever listens to me..."
Maintaining a calm demeanor, you slowly walked towards him.
"I listen," you said simply, before the late bell rung and you ran off, apologizing and mentioning that you were already fail
Karkat x Reader ~ River Tubing Arc 2 Part 3"D'you like it," you asked Karkat with a huge grin as he hungrily ate the pancakes. He glared when you stifled a laugh.Karkat x Reader ~ River Tubing Arc 2 Part 33 years ago in Romance More Like This
"Where are your bandages?" Oh. Those. Time to try to lie.
"It's a fire hazard to have something like that hanging off of your body, so I-I took them off," you smoothly managed. You weren't sure that that was actually true, but it wasn't technically a lie. He rubbed his temple in response.
"Since when did you have any concern over anything like that?" Shiiiiiiiit....
"...S-since I, er.... s-since..."
"Put the bandages back on." Aw hellllll no.
"No! 'M not going to! You can't make me!"
"[Name]," he said using a surprisingly calm voice. His hands went to his hips.
"I don't care how sassy your body language is, I dun't need 'em! You can't make me put 'em on!"
Whiiiiiich is how we got to this monstrosity you call an event, AKA whe
Dave X Reader ~ School Lock-In"Ahhhh... They're so cute! Momma, can I try to get that one? Pleaseeee?" You pointed excitedly at the fluffy stuffed bird hanging along the side of the carnival game.Dave X Reader ~ School Lock-In3 years ago in Romance More Like This
"I don't know, sweetie... That man has some creepy vibes coming off of him..."
"You an' your old vibes, Momma... But I really, REALLY want that plushie! Please?"
"Oh, fine. Quickly, though." You smiled and led your guardian towards the game. The man introduced himself as Jack and explained that it was a dart throwing game. If you managed a hit on the targets for every dart, you would get your choice of any of the prizes hanging up. You nodded and your mother exchanged some money with the man. You began to toss the darts that were given to you, landing every single one just outside of the targets. You were down to one dart and about to throw it when a boy behind you spoke. "You need to adjust your aim." You spun around towards him. He was a blond boy around a year older than you with sunglasses and a red re
Karkat x Reader ~ River Tubing Part 1Karkat x Reader ~ River Tubing Part 13 years ago in Romance More Like This
"Kar-Kit~!" You said behind the troll in question, using your fifth nickname on the list you made up this morning.
"What, [Name]? I'm a littl-" He turned to you and glared. "-Okay, I am just getting used to the FIRST nickname you've given me today. No more! Now go away, fuckass."
"B-but..." You pulled out your secret weapon, the ultimate weapon- fake tears. He seemed to recoil and for a moment you could swear you saw his cheeks flush red for a moment before he shook his head.
"F-fine. You can stay. What do you want?" He finally managed.
"Well.... Equius, Nepeta, Eridan-" He scowled, but you ignored it, "-Feferi, Gamzee, John, Jade, Dave, Rose, Kanaya, Vriska, Terezi-" Karkat noticed that you seemed a little sad when you said Terezi's name, but brushed it off as a lack of breath, "-Sollux, and Tavros have all agreed to let me take them to this really cool place at this river that lets you rent inner tubes and go into the river that's really fun and nice and-"
"So, everyone then?" Karkat
Karkat x Reader ~ River Tubing part... erm.... 4?"[Name]?" He said, catching sight of you. You panicked slightly, positioning yourself on the ground so that your injuries were hidden. The blood-stained rocks, sand, and pieces of glass probably gave away your cuts, though.Karkat x Reader ~ River Tubing part... erm.... 4?3 years ago in Romance More Like This
"Oh, Kitkat! You got this far pretty quick!" You said, smiling. "How are you liking the river so far?"
"It's fine, I guess, for some dumb thing you forced me on(...BD). I thought I heard you scream just now, what was that about?"
"I-It's fine, I-I just slipped while I was climbing and it surprised me. I may have twisted my wrist a l-little, b-but I'll be f-fine." Oh great, you inwardly sighed, here comes the part where my shitty lies come in.
You were a terrible liar; you started stuttering when you lied, along with either closing your eyes or staring at your feet. Which you were doing now. Obviously.
Karkat sighed. "Let me see it." You were about to protest before he got out of his tube and stepped on the sand bank. "Well?"
"Nope. Not gonna,
Karkat X Reader ~ River Tubing part whateverAs the others were slightly confused at why you were moving so quickly down the river, you ignored it and twirled in your tube. The river was exhilarating, especially on a day like today. There were barely any people on the river on even slightly overcast days, so the lot of you had the river all to yourself.Karkat X Reader ~ River Tubing part whatever3 years ago in Romance More Like This
You pulled yourself up onto a small shelf of sand along the side of a rock. You had been itching to climb this rock ever since you first came to this river, at least to the indention halfway up. You stared up at it, sizing up the distance. It was doable, so you 'docked' your tube and scoured the rock for footholds. Soon you found one, and began to scale the rock...
Karkat, still slightly miffed about your forcing him into a FREAKING river and then leaving him there, floated by several sandy shores, letting the water wash over his feet. Suddenly he heard a shriek.... Wait, that was you! Desperately the candy-blooded troll began to speed himself up using his hands, but fai
Karkat x Reader ~ River Tubing Arc 2 Part 2You ended up guilt-tripping Karkat into giving in, so you drove Karkat over to your house with Karkat's sweet little overnight bag. You'd set up a place for him to sleep after a quick rock-paper-scissors match in which you lost, earning you the floor. You retorted to Karkat by pulling out your amazingly comfortable air mattress, only laughing when Karkat cursed at you for your loophole.Karkat x Reader ~ River Tubing Arc 2 Part 23 years ago in Romance More Like This
"I'm not sure I'm okay with my little girl staying with a boy in our house alone all week," your father supplied as you prepared to wave your parents off to their business trip. He raised an eyebrow at Karkat.
"Dad, Kitkat's fine. What do you expect him to do, all he can do is bore me to death with his Romcoms," you said and laughed when Karkat reacted to this with the norm.
"Bore you!? Thank you very much, [surname], those movies are amazing! Just because yo-"
"Chill, Kitty. I'm just joking with you. There're actually some pretty good movies in
Karkat X Reader ~ River Tubing part 2"[Name], I CANNOT BELIEVE YOU ACTUALLY DID THAT." Karkat sat in the seat next to you, looking extremely hotcrossing his arms.Karkat X Reader ~ River Tubing part 23 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
"Why are you surprised, Kit-Kat?" You laughed without looking from the road.
"Is this even legal?" You could hear John ask.
"Nope." You popped the 'P'. "Just let me know if we pass a cop car. until then, enjoy the ride there." You were a very good driver, but of course you also were only fourteen and therefore did not have a driver's license, or learner's permit for that matter.
Soon, what came into view appeared to be a gas station with a bus out front. You slowed the car and pulled to a stop in a makeshift parking place. "Here's where the wristbands are sold. Everybody out of the car and wait here. Somebody, preferably not John, make sure that our cat doesn't run off." You stepped out of the car and walked around to the back of it, retrieving a cooler, a necklace for your keys, some extra rope...
"Get back here, Karkitty!" Your head snapped up just in time to
Cronus X Reader ~ Grease"What??? How can you act like a greaser when you haven't seen Grease!?!? That's utter blasphemy!"Cronus X Reader ~ Grease3 years ago in Romance More Like This
"Cronus, one does not simply act like a greaser. One IS the greaser, and they know it. You can not say you are a greaser and not have even heard of Grease!" You placed your hands on his shoulders, staring him dead in the eyes. "Are you ready to learn of Grease?"
He stared back for a moment before his gaze hardened. "I am ready."
In a few minutes of dashing around, you found a special, locked chest of yours containing memories. The fondest of memories were always locked, you found, if one truly liked them. You produced the key to the chest and pulled out your favorite DVD of all time; Grease.
Now for a regularly unscheduled interruption: We will now explain your character since obviously you don't know yourself anymore. You were a quiet girl, on that stupid ROCK you and your friends call a home all you did was sleep. If you didn't like the dream bubble you were
Karkat X Reader ~ River Tubing Arc 2 Part 1"H-hey... Karkat," you whimpered as you drove him to his Earth hive. Everyone else had already been dropped off without a hitch.Karkat X Reader ~ River Tubing Arc 2 Part 13 years ago in Romance More Like This
"Hm?" It was obvious he wasn't really listening.
"My parents are going away for a business trip a few weeks, but I don't really trust my neighbors and my parents won't let me stay at a friend's house... Could you sleep over at my house until they get back," your voice got tinier by the second. You hated your neighbors. One of them was often in jail, and when he wasn't he sat and stared at your house, and occasionally you could hear his wife screaming in pain. Other neighbors were just crazy, and you wouldn't hold thievery or other criminal activity too far above them.
"They're leaving you alone again? Seriously," he looked over at you. You gulped and nodded. "I don't have a choice but to stay over, do I?"
"You HAVE a choice, but..." your voice dropped even quieter, "I would really prefer to
Karkat X Reader - Humanstuck! because I can part 1Karkat couldn't quite remember when he'd first developed his little flush-crush.Karkat X Reader - Humanstuck! because I can part 13 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
You didn't even know he had one.
There was definitely the first time he actually talked to you-
That at least could be remembered clearly.
You were both still young; Karkat was in most of your classes during school. He would sometimes see you, but neither of you really liked to talk, or talked to each other. Then one day, he remembered, you hadn't been in class for the past week.
When you finally showed up, you were marauded by girls, all worried and shit. After a moment of them squealing over every word you said, and you only replied with such quiet replies. After the last thing you said, no one seemed to speak.
"She's fine," you had said, then quieter: "She's fine." You then brushed past them, stopping at your seat beside of his. "Um, sorry, but do you think you could maybe pull the chair out for me, please?" You asked him, stumbling over almost every word. "I, er, my, shoulder, is, ummmmm...
Karkat x Reader ~ A Little Bit of Mischief INTROYou smiled to yourself. You and your dear sprite had been training your god tier powers for what seemed like ages, and now it was the time for you to pull off the most elaborate and sensitive acting you would ever do.Karkat x Reader ~ A Little Bit of Mischief INTRO2 years ago in Romance More Like This
Your name is [name], and you are now a full-fledged [class] of Form.*
You pull up Trollian on your husktop for the first time in about three months, leaving you vulnerable to the waves of trolling you are almost certainly about the receive. Sure enough, you are now being trolled by your Moirail, Kanaya.
grimAuxiliatrix [GA] began trolling unspokenMischief [UM] at 2:15
GA: Hello Again [Name]
GA: It Has Been Quite A Long Time Since We Last Spoke
UM: X3 - It haS, haSn't It...
UM: X3 - I'vE FInISHEd My traInIng...
UM: X3 - alSo, I HavE a Favor to aSk of you, dEar moIraIl...
GA: What Is It
UM: X3 - I nEEd you to watCH ovEr My youngEr SIStEr whIlE I wrap up SomE thIngS...
GA: You Have A Sister
UM: X3 - I Forgot to MEnTIon hEr, dIdn't I???
GA: It Would Appear That Way
Eridan x Reader ~ ScarfThe sequel to 'Cape'Eridan x Reader ~ Scarf2 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
You cackled evilly as you secured the purple garb onto your shoulders. Ever since you had been so kindly educated on the softness of Eridan's cape, you had taken to wearing the cape whenever you left your recuperacoon. You had even begun to avoid the owner of said cape so that you never had to give it back. But this cape got you thinking... If Eridan wore the cape and scarf all the time even though it was hot outside to the point of just being plain stuffy in normal clothes, either seadwellers were naturally cold or... his scarf was even better! That had to be it! Wearing the cape added just enough extra sinister points to your character sheet so as to formulate an evil plan for stealing one of Eridan's scarves.
sinisterSatire [SS] began trolling caligulasAquarium [CA] at ???
SS: HEy, EridAn!
SS: How'vE yoU bEEn?
CA: hey [nickname]
CA: fine, I guess
SS: so, i'vE bEEn THinkinG...
SS: do yoU wAnT To HAnG oUT?
CA: shore, wwhen?
SS: wHEnEvER. wHERE A
Just Keep Talking (Kankri X Reader)Just Keep TalkingJust Keep Talking (Kankri X Reader)3 years ago in Romance More Like This
That’s all he ever does, talk and talk and talk. You always had to listen to his rants, and it was annoying to no end. He would start talking about one thing but then stray in his lecture about triggers and all that other stuff that annoyed him. You just asked him a simple question, you’ve been listening so long you can’t even remember what the question was. You’ve been listening to him long enough, you start zoning out. Unfortunately Kankri could tell by now that you weren’t paying attention.
“Hey are y9u even listening t9 me?” He asked clearly irritated. Great he could tell, now you’d have to listen to another lecture on that.
“No, I can’t focus with your untracked train of speech.” You said starting to fall asleep.
Sure you liked hearing what he had to say but if he didn’t have a point you could care less. As your eyes started closing you could see a red sw
Karkat x Reader ~ A little bit of mischief part 2"Kannnnnnnnnnn," you whined. You were hanging from the ceiling, upside down.Karkat x Reader ~ A little bit of mischief part 22 years ago in Romance More Like This
"What is it, Toru?" She sighed as she flicked her eyes up towards you. She had been talking with Rose, until you interrupted them.
"I'm boreddddd. Karkitty isn't being any fun, Sully's sulking, Gamzy's creepy, and you and Neppy are the only ones with anything interesting to sayyyyy!"
"Really now," she responded with a smile. "Well I'm a tad busy at the moment, so why don't you find Nepeta?"
You huffed, crossing your arms. "Why won't you talk to me? When I get to talk with big sis, I'mma tell her you're being mean to me and then she won't like you!" You were tempted to start laughing, but held up the facade.
"I am simply--" You swiftly cut her off.
"Fine, I get it. I'll go talk with Neppy, she's actually nice." You let your feet out of their holds on the ceiling and rolled the landing, making an A plus abscond out of the room. As soon as you were a safe distance away, you started laughing your ass
SBitC: Kankri x ReaderKankri x ReaderSBitC: Kankri x Reader3 years ago in Romance More Like This
"I got Kankri..." you mumbled. You... Weren't really sure what to think about that. Sure, you liked him, and sure, you wanted to go out with him, but you didn't think you could handle seven minutes alone with him. He'd probably think your confession was some kind of trigger and start lecturing you about the importance of respecting others' boundaries.
You stood up and kind of dragged yourself into the closet. Kankri was pushed by Mituna after you, being told, "You need to get shomeone elshe to lescture!"
You both stood there awkwardly until you smiled, the perfect idea having popped into your head.
"Hey, Kankri?" you asked in a sweet little voice.
"Would this-" you pushed your chest against his, "be considered a trigger?"
He blushed and started to breathe heavily. "I-I suppose... C-can you... Maybe get off me?"
"Hmm? You want me to get you off?"
"W-what?! No, that's not what I said! Y-you should realize that this is triggering me!"
"Oh? Really? What about... This
Meant to be. ~Sober!Gamzee x Troll!Reader X KarkatWe were never meant to be...Meant to be. ~Sober!Gamzee x Troll!Reader X Karkat2 years ago in Romance More Like This
You traveled towards the honking, the revving chainsaw, the glowing lights. They were all in your head, but they would happen soon...
Gamzee was the first to arrive. Three purple claw marks adorned his face, adding to the air of murderous intention. Your goofy matesprit had reduced to this...
No, you corrected yourself. He hasn't been reduced. He's been cleansed of the pies, and by the looks of it, permanently. Gamzee had always been like this, below the sopor film clouding his think pan.
You stumbled up to him, suppressing your urge to run. He would be too fast for you to get anywhere. "Gamzee, what's wrong? Why did you lift the film?"
He turned his head to you, a sickening crack popping in his neck. "Hey there motherfucker. I STOPPED EATING THOSE-" he took a step towards you. "-MOTHERFUCKING PIES. They were rotting my think pan. FUCKING ROTTING IT. I can see much more clearly now. I'LL KILL THE LOWBLOODS. Make 'em suffer. FOR NO
Exchange Student (Karkat x Reader)You sat in the lunchroom, opening up your lunchbox. It was the usual. Jelly sandwich, carrots, chips, and Powerade. School always went by slowly for you. Especially when you have to wake up to go to school.Exchange Student (Karkat x Reader)3 years ago in Settings More Like This
Seven AM, wake up in the morning. Gotta be fresh, gotta go downstairs. Gotta have- Good god, not that song again.
Anyway, you sat at your usual table.
You always were no matter what. No one cared to sit by you at all. Maybe because they don't want to be seen with the biggest outcast of the school. Yet, you've had people sit by you. Very nice people. But, there's another problem.
Taylor was pretty much on top of the school's popularity caste. Model figure, clothes more expensive then your wardrobe combined, overall the stereotypical prom-queen cheerleader captions.
Why her? Easy. The people who ever sit with you, she comes right over to. All of them are always new students at your highschool, so they want new friends. Well, she always comes and swoops them away from yo
Kankri x reader- Intergalactic ExchangeYou are a part of the intergalactic exchange program of 3,013. You are from Earth, and will be visiting a place called Alternia. Your host family will be the Vantas’ and you will stay with them for a little more than two earth years, which constitutes as a single solar year for this planet. You will be learning not only the culture, but the history as well, and will be expected to pass an exam on this in order to graduate from Earth high school on time. Through the power of warp travel, the journey will only take a few moments, and you are grateful for this. The cultures developed so differently, because travel before warp was simply in cryogenics, and took two and a half decades. You’d be an old maid by the time you got home with your new knowledge.Kankri x reader- Intergalactic Exchange3 years ago in Romance More Like This
You pack a single bag, and get onto the space train. The car where you are sitting has three other kids, one a girl with soft blonde hair, and two twin boys, with black hair and cold frowns. They will be placed in other exchang
Mute!Reader/Karkat - speakMute!Reader/Karkat - speak3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
You thanked the internet and texting for giving you a voice of sorts.
At least by text you could talk freely to your buddies without worrying about acting out what you want and need(which was a little frustrating at times). But even then, at least if you pointed at something or acted out well enough, people could understand you.
But you don't think there's a proper way to 'say' "I love you". At least, not to Karkat Vantas.
You've liked him for a while now. He's a good friend of yours, and while he's extremely cranky, he does have a soft side to him. He pities you because of your speech disorder, and does his best to help you. But even he knows that just because you can't speak, doesn't mean you can't irritate him sometimes when you get smart with him. He is mostly kind with you though and helps you out whenever you want something(he just plays it off as 'one of his duties as a leader') and you appreciate him for that. Sometimes you even give him small kisses on the cheek when he's bein
Dave x Reader : Rainy DayDave x Reader – Rainy DayDave x Reader : Rainy Day3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
You look out the window, sighing somewhat as you watch the raindrops drizzle slowly down the glass. It was gloomy out. You didn’t like days like this, they always seem to bring you down. You swing around in your desk chair towards your laptop and open it, waiting for the faint hum of the fan and the illumination of the screen to signal startup. The screen flashes on, the Windows logo displayed in the center of the screen.
The familiar yellow window pops up as you start up Pesterchum. Scrolling through the short list of your chums, a single handle is highlighted in yellow: turntechGodhead. Dave is on, hopefully his cool-kid demeanor can at least brighten up your day. You’ve known Dave since you were really young, and he knows you better than anyone else, possibly better than you know yourself.
turntechGodhead [TG] started pestering chumHandle [CH] on MM/DD/YYYY at (time)
[CH] hi Dave!
[CH] whatcha doin?
[TG] working on some mixe
Fourth time's the charm ((Kankri x Reader))Kankri Vantas was always going on and on about his triggers, including the triggers of others. Many occasions he'd ask yours and you'd bite your tongue, refusing to tell the troll that he was your trigger. He was your trigger for just about everything. Yet, he was still one of your closest friends. Whilst you had a moirail, you had proposed the idea of him being yours. Which, to your dismay, he had declined kindly. As kind as Kankri can possibly be, mind you, which isn't all that kind once you compare it to the kindness of... anyone else. Continuously telling you that he was 'celibate'. You knew the person whom was closest to him was Porrim, almost being at moirail status, but not quite there yet. Kankri refused to have any sort of relationship, pale, ashen, black, or red; it didn't matter. It frustrated you to no end knowing that he would probably never feel the same way back. Besides, wasn't he red for Latula? She was pretty rad, even if you knew it was an act, you wished you could bFourth time's the charm ((Kankri x Reader))2 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
[Kankri x Reader] Shut Me UpKankri x Reader[Kankri x Reader] Shut Me Up2 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Shut Me Up
It only took a couple of hours of sitting in front of a husktop that had grown boring for young [Name] to find herself outside of her own hive; and in front of someone else’s. It was pretty evident from the sounds of muffled lecturing from the inside who resided here. It was a rather unexpected visit; but a visit nonetheless.
Upon entering Kankri’s hive; the first thing that greeted her was the sight of the sweater baring troll lecturing a poor Mituna who seemed so sorry. As soon as the Captor saw her walk through the door though he instantly cheered up and jumped up.
“[Name]!!!” The yellow blood ran to her; his arms automatically latching onto the female’s waist in pure glee. This so happened to catch the attention of the mutant-blooded troll in front of the two of them; who looked at her with one eyebrow raised.
“[Name]? What are you doing here; do you know how triggering it is to walk in on someone else’s lec
Driving Lessons - Human!Kankri x Reader((Okay guys! This is my first reader insert. Its Human!Stuck by the way. All of it. Anyway! HOPE its not too bad....ENJOY~!))Driving Lessons - Human!Kankri x Reader3 years ago in Romance More Like This
Your name is ____ ____, you are 15 years old, and your best friend Kankri Vantas, is currently teaching you how to drive. See, you had already failed your drivers ed class once, so you wanted him to teach you. You weren't all that good at driving, and the thought of it scared you, but Kankri would always lecture you when he drove you to work. "____, It is very triggering t9 have t9 keep driving y9u everywhere. I kn9w y9u can't drive, 6ut that doesn't mean that y9u must ask me to take y9u t9 y9ur j96 everyday!" And blah blah blah!
So, because of him not leaving you alone about this, Kankri was currently lecturing you on the rules of the road. "....and when y9u reach a st9p sigh, n9 matter what, y9u must ALWAYS st9p. Yes? And then als9..." You had been tuning him out for a while now. You knew the rules, you just didn't kno