Death Battle: Mario vs. SteveDeath Battle: Mario vs. Steve2 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
The Gentleman: We’ve tallied the votes, taken every argument under consideration, and we can safely say we can get this fight underway. Know what that means?
Luigi: Mama mia, it’s a-time for a Death Battle!
The Town of Steve, Minecraft
It was the fruits of one man’s labor, a civilization crafted from scrap. It looked like a perfectly scenic little village – circled by a lake –, with everything that fit the bill. A library, several homes with nice gardens and lawns, a farm, lovely cobblestone street streets, … and a train station, its rails leading from the village to a very Helm’s Deep-esque fortress built into the nearby mountain that watched over the lake.
It was in this village where the fighters stepped onto the scene. Mario and Steve readied themselves for the confrontation, the former clenching his fists and priming himself in his brawling stance, and the latter dual wielding two iron pickaxes.
Two adventurers. One a destroyer
DW: Link vs. Sora pt. 2Sora, the boy who was chosen by the Keyblade? Or Link, the Triforce-chosen swordsman?DW: Link vs. Sora pt. 24 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
If these two warriors were to clash steel, who would stand victorious? Who would lie dead on the ground?
"There's a reason why Link is a good swordsman." Rusl explained, "It's in his blood. His bloodline dates back hundreds of years to the very first Hero who defeated Ganon. And we all know that fate has a funny way of working."
"Link has a few nifty tools, but all that gear is going to slow him down." Riku said, his arms folded, "Too many tools, you slow down. Sora only has one weapon and that's all he needs with his magic knowledge."
Both Link and Sora can dish it out up-close and personal, but both are also well-known for packing punch from a distance.
"If you want to challenge Link to a distance fight, all the better for us." Ashei said, holding up a standard bow, "He'll put an arrow in your gut, then walk away as the winner."
For distance fighting, Link brings a traditional weapo
Death Battle: KOS-MOS vs Fulgore: The Battle(thanks for the image )Death Battle: KOS-MOS vs Fulgore: The Battle8 months ago in Short Stories More Like This
Baneslayer: Okay the combatants are set!
Black Mage: It's time for a Death Battle!
KOS-MOS had broken into a large factory owned by Ultratech, entering by blasting a hole in the roof. Entering a metal hallway, she followed the path she planned with schematic of the building Ultratech's enemies had supplied her with, she marched towards an location that seemed very out place for a robotics factory. Her break in had not gone unnoticed, as a alarm was raised thanks to the noise of her entry. She soon found herself confronted by an heavily of armored security guards carry large rifles.
"Who are whatever you are, surrender or we will open fire."
"I can not, my current plan requires that I continue. Stand aside or I will use lethal force." The android coldly replied.
Her threat was the cue for the guards to open fire, their guns releasing a barrage of red light. And it may as well have just been light, as KOS-MOS found as threatening as a c
Halloween Fight: Ash Williams Vs Buffy SummersHalloween Fight: Ash Williams Vs Buffy Summers8 months ago in General Fiction More Like This
Mecha: The Combatants are set and it's time to settle the debate once and for all.
Steel: And that will be my main man, Ash!
Truth: No, it's Buffy.
Steel and Truth: FAN WAR!!!
With a loud battle cry, the two co-hosts wrestled each other to the ground as they wrecked the room around them in a cartoonish dust cloud. Mecha simply looked dumbfounded at the sight of it.
Mecha: Shouldn't we stop them?
Virgil: Kick his ass, Truth! Bite him in the ear, kick him in the crouch!
Mecha: ......... Ask a stupid question and you're bound to get a stupid answer. Oh well, it's time for a Death Battle!
Today was a special night for the people of Sunnydale, because tonight was the time of Halloween. Everyone of all ages flooded the streets as they walked about in colorful costumes, the children out with their parents trick or treating, while th
Ebony vs. Chris | The Clash of WarriorsEbony vs. Chris | The Clash of Warriors5 months ago in General Fiction More Like This
Dan: Oh, it's been a while, hasn't it?
Laci: Woo-hoo! Let's go Ebony girl! Fight the power! You can do it!
Dan: We've analyzed all the available facts and taken into account every argument. We've reached our conclusion.
Laci: The Clash of Warriors begins! Hit it!
"OMG tis prpe is tha worsy!!!! the musicn anf the studff liek OMGGGG ti cN'T even right now!" The hysterics of the teenage goth, who once heard that the club 'Drop It Like It's Hot' was a good gothic club (Protip: It isn't) and was terrified to discover this 'club music', were in no doubt. They were terrible. The girl in a black leather vest with cutoffs at the sleeves and a string to tie the two together, black shredded jeans, two belts (both black), and stiletto heels was frantically wandering around the club, looking for someone to talk to.
When the man si
Death Battle Prelude: Nero vs. HellboyDeath Battle Prelude: Nero vs. Hellboy7 months ago in General Fiction More Like This
???: Demons, the exiled angels who joined Lucifer's rebellion. Evil, ancient, and determined to destroy all that is good...
???: Unless the plot demands otherwise, in which case, HALLE-friggin'-LUJAH, they become monster hunters like us.
???: Nero, the wielder of the Devil Bringer...
???: And Hellboy, the BPRD's top agent.
???: Since Steel, Bella, and Question are off doing...something else...
Steel: (looking like Frankenstein's monster) What's takin' ya so long?!
Gentleman: Hey, do YOU think you can change a planet-sized Transformer into an average-sized, human/toon hybrid? If you CAN, I'd love to see you try.
Bella: (floating above, having become Unicron) Destiny, you cannot destroy my destiny...(coughs before returning to normal voice) Sorry, something in my throat.
Question: (dressed as a US P
Prelude: Gon vs. KirbyPrelude: Gon vs. Kirby 5 months ago in General Fiction More Like This
Today, two hungry and small creatures will fight.
Gon, the small dinosaur with an endless appetite...
And Kirby, the hero of Dream Land.
I'm Refolo and I shall analyze the weapons, armor and skills of these two fighters to find out who would win...
A DEATH BATTLE!!!
Height: A few feet
First Appearance: Gon (1992)
Terrified every animal he’s faced
Gets treated as the ruler of wherever he goes
Survived in places such as Antartica
Fought in Tekken 3 (not canon)
Gon is... a weird dinosaur. Nobody really knows what species he is, even. Hes done some crazy stuff, thats for sure, going as far as surviving until the modern day. Suck it, extinction!
-Tossed around much larger creatures or objects like ragdolls
-Can charge through literally anything
Prelude: Indiana Jones vs. Captain Jack SparrowPrelude: Indiana Jones vs. Captain Jack Sparrow9 months ago in General Fiction More Like This
They're the greatest adventurers of their time. They've found ancient treasures. They've faced the supernatural, and they've always gotten by on luck.
--- --- ---
Full Name: Dr. Henry Walton Jones, Jr.
Age: Late 30’s/Early 40’s (by Last Crusade)
Profession: Archaeologist, Adventurer, College Professor, Colonel, Spy
Ran multiple operations for the Allies to disrupt Nazi forces around the world
Took on a tank and three trucks, with nothing but a horse, a single pistol, his whip, his fists and pure luck
Has survived and navigated through many trap-filled ruins, dungeons and temples, to the point where he can breeze through the vast majority with ease
Liberated the child slaves of the Thuggee
Defeated the sorcerer/high priest Mola Ram
Somehow managed to hang on to a Nazi submarine by the periscope for at least two day
Death Battle: Godzilla vs. CthulhuDeath Battle: Godzilla vs. Cthulhu2 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Rod Serling: We have reached a verdict.
The Crypt-Keeper: The freaks and geeks have spoken. It’s TIME FOR A DEATH BATTLE!
Rod Serling: … Also, we apologize. We’re aware Halloween’s over and we’re quite late, but a promise is a promise. So, here it is, Godzilla vs. Cthulhu.
The stars had aligned. The lost sunken city of R’lyeh rose from the depths. Cthulhu ascended.
The collective consciousness of humanity had taken a stab of madness. Cthulhu’s awakened state spelt a psychic apocalypse across the planet, his very presence forcing all living things into a downward spiral of mass insanity. His Star-Spawn launched their amphibious invasion of every coastal major city on Earth, taking advantage of mankind’s inability to mount a proper defense in their lapse of sanity.
In his conquest, as the first step of his conquest of the Earth, to reclaim he and his spawn as the dominant lifeforms, he would start in one of humanity
Nukid101's Top 30 Comic Book Films: 5 - 1Nukid101's Top 30 Comic Book Films: 5 - 18 months ago in Reviews & Guides More Like This
Hey everyone. Well here we are, the top 5! What are my personal top 5 comic book films? Let’s find out!
Nukid101’s Top 30 Comic Book Films: 5 – 1
5) Watchmen (2009)
Boy do I like the controversial ones, huh?
For many people the film adaptation of Watchmen is a travesty of a film that had the audacity to change things from the graphic novel with a certain big change to the ending. More than once I’ve even seen it on lists of ‘worst comic book films’.
I however think it’s a masterpiece, and a damn near perfect adaptation of the infamous graphic novel.
If I haven’t made it clear already, I know that adaptations are not considered good solely by how accurate they are to the source material. Films and comics are very different beasts, and the best comic book films have understood how to balance the changes films need whilst also sticking true to the comics. Watchmen is one such film; a film that truly brings the comic b
ERBoH Dr Phil vs OprahEPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISSSSSSSSSSSSSTORY!ERBoH Dr Phil vs Oprah4 years ago in Songs & Lyrics More Like This
Dr. Phil: Oprah, you're washed up, get with the issue,
you're like Obi Wan, I'm Vader,
gonna cry? Here's a tissue!
I'm 1,000 times better, you're racist,
cause you wont let anyone on your show, who's not female,
Oprah: Oh, you do not want to go there, my ho!
Cause without me, you wouldn't of had you're own show!
Not just blacks, I also let on LGBTs, Nicker!
Here, have a "I got my ass kicked by Oprah club" sticker!
I put the "Win" in Winfrey, you cameoed in Scary Movie 4,
When it comes to talk show hosts,
I'm the one everyone adores!
Dr. Phil: Please Oprah, my show spreads like an infection!
you're so damn ugly, you couldn't give Gayle King's dick an erection!
Yeah that's right, we all know she gotta small dick too.
you got Antoine Dodson searching round saying "we gonna find you"
and it really ain't no secret you're a dirty ass lesbian,
I'll put you on blast, wait let me call your girlfr
Death Battle Host Royale - 'Nineball'Death Battle Host Royale - 'Nineball'5 months ago in Settings More Like This
Combatant - ???? 'Nineball' ??? Unknown true name
Creator - Shadowfrost1
Voice Actor - Rina Satou (Misaka Mikoto, Komajou Hakurei Reimu)
Age - 17
That person's name is - Bravely Default
Touhou Remix #120 (Orchestral) Beloved Tomboyish Girl
A self proclaimed heroine, Nineball here (Not true name) that recently moved in to the Death Battle Station to work under her uncle. Of course that's only the present info.
Nineball here is actually a daughter of a proud hero. Almost like an 'unknown clan', this group has been protecting an old city for ages. They are not connected by blood but they only work together. The only similarities they might have is how they got their power from a large icy mountain. Each one s
Death Battle Hosts Royale: ZFull Name: Zayn VaerpathDeath Battle Hosts Royale: Z5 months ago in Profiles More Like This
(I'm such a gud artust, guoyz. C?)
Height: 5'10.5" (179.1 cm)
Weight: 148 lb. (67.1 kg)
Age: 18 physically (technically doesn't have an age due to the nature of what he is)
Eye Color: Turquoise
Hair Color: Light Brown/Dark Blond
AKA: The False Envoy, Wielder of the Raieh'tra, The Former Main Character
Possible Voice Actors: Myself (Naturally.)
Austin Hargrave, but a bit more "flowy" and more casual (also known as PeanutButterGamer)
Steve Staley, but a bit deeper and more casual (Fayt Leingod in Star Ocean 3)
Reuben Langdon (Dante in Marvel vs. Capcom 3, and in DMC 3)
Dave Mallow, for Evil Z only (Akuma in Street Fighter IV)
Hugo Weaving, for V-Z only (V in the V for Vendetta movie)
Unlockable Theme (as the Mysterious Stranger, disguised as Valyn Crimblade)
Unlockable Theme (Riding into battle alongside party, some storyline events)
Theme if playing him as the Main Ch
Omegle Trolling: A Journal- 7Omegle, I have tamed your wild plains. I shall now rule it like a King.Omegle Trolling: A Journal- 74 years ago in Academic Essays More Like This
You: I'M JUST A SWEET TRANSVESTITE
You: FROM TRANSEXUAL
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You: Broslice. Whassup, homebacon?
Stranger: Not much, u?
Stranger: Where r u from?
You: Nothin' much, sizzlehomie.
You: I'm from LOOK OVER THERE.
You: *whacks you on the head with a frying pan*
Stranger: What the hell is wrong with u D:
You: NO. KNOCK OUT, ALREADY. *beatbeatbeat*
You: SHIT. COPS.
You: I'LL BE BACK FOR YOU LATER.
You have disconnected.
You: BILL NYE THE SCIENCE GUY.
You have disconnected.
Stranger: okay you come home from school and i lay on your bed in jeans only tied down so tight i cant move
You: I experiment on you and turn you into a mutant!
You: That can shoot lasers!
DFW-Saints vs LCMW(Show a man wearing a white tank top and black track pants with purple stripes going down them. He aims a machine pistol at the screen.)DFW-Saints vs LCMW4 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
The Saints, The street wise terrors of Stillwater who took over after a bloody war for turf.
(Show the Saints killing rival Ronin gang members with assault rifles and machine pistols.)
(Shows a man with brown buzz cut, 5 o'clock shadow and brown eyes. Hes wearing a brown jacket and blue jeans. He aims an assault rife at the screen.)
Liberty City's Most Wanted, a collection of the most dangerous criminals in the city's history.
(Shows Liberty City Most Wanted killing drug dealers with assault rifles, then take the drugs themselves.)
To find out, we assembled world-class fighters to test some of the most deadliest weapons in history. Using 21st century science, we find out what happens when two of the greatest fictional warriors go toe-to-toe. No rules, no safety, no mercy. It's a duel to the death to decide who is..
THE DEADLIEST F
Death Battle: Jackie Estacado vs. Rick TaylorDeath Battle: Jackie Estacado vs. Rick Taylor7 months ago in General Fiction More Like This
The Crypt Keeper: The freaks and geeks have spoken, kiddies!
Rod Serling: Our combatants are about to drive into a realm of senseless violence, of a theoretical gladiatorial arena hosted in the pop cultural landscape... next stop, Death Battle.
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Jackie's Swanky Penthouse
On one peculiar morning, the man who was host to a primordial evil had received the strangest letter. One of his lackeys had loyally delivered it to him during the middle of breakfast. The former hitman gave the ridiculously decorated letter the once over, before opening the envelop and reading the contents as followed:
"Dear Mr. Estacado,
You have been invited to compete in the Death Battle Circuit, the Great Multiversal Fighting Program. Better yet, you've been chosen for our multi-art Halloween Special!
Your opponent has been selected and is awaiting you at the address listed just
Death Battle: Mario vs. LinkDeath Battle: Mario vs. Link3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Ray: Nintendo has spawned all kinds of extraordinary heroes, but none stand out in their pantheon of champions more than these two.
Steel: Link, the legendary swordsman of Hyrule…
Ray: And Mario, resident hero of the Mushroom Kingdom.
Ray: I'm Ray and he's Steel, and it's our job to analyze the arsenals, skills, and abilities of Nintendo's two golden icons to see who would win a DEATH BATTLE.
Home: Mushroom Kingdom
Affiliates: Luigi, Princess Peach, Bowser
First Appearance: Donkey Kong (1981)
Rescued an entire galaxy
Saved various kingdoms
Defeats a variety of villains
Ray: Mario first appeared in the classic arcade game known as "Donkey Kong" and, since then, he has been a huge hit. He is the hero of choice to the inhabitants of his home, the Mushroom Kingdom, and no task has really proven too difficult for him as he has saved his world and many others like it.
Steel: For someone of
ravine bonus story- hurrons taleravine bonus story- hurrons tale3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Bear . Wolf, eagle. Always these beasts could turn the hunter into prey. Hurron knew this, it was a knowledge his father taught him well on his first bleeding of the snow.
Up in the cold you keep these three rulers in mind at all times, especially at the winters end, for wolf is still rabid with winters hunger. Bear awakens from its slumber sharing the same thought as the wolf, and northern eagles, they are always a threat. In time, they learned to wound their prey and watch it bleed to death. Yes, three ruled the mountains, but on the day of bleeding of the snow, they were all prey
Hurron pretended to be sleeping, while he watched his son standing guard by the fire. Boy has grown strong, stronger than the old wives of the village have foreseen. However, that was not surprising. Hurron never looked kindly on the self-proclaimed prophets. Fate is what one makes of it, and his
SSB4 moves - Tom NookTOM NOOKSSB4 moves - Tom Nook4 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
A kindly merchant who helps the player settle into town, and even hooks him/her up with a job now and then. Always aiming to the top, he once moved away from town to the big city, but had his dreams broken just as quickly. As his shop gets business, it expands to a bigger store, with a broader amount of items and services.
Tom Nook is all-around, dipping more to the light jumpy type. His special moves may appear weak at first, but fighting will accumulate his Bell count. When it hits a certain mark, his special moves will expand in usefulness (and his outfit will change). Careful, though - super-strong hits will make Nook drop a Bell or two, and getting KOed will cost him half his Bells.
He starts in his Nook's Cranny apron, then at 30 Bells he upgrades to his Nook 'n' Go cap and shirt, then at 60 Bells he wears his Nookway full-body apron, and at 100 Bells (the maximum) he wears his Nookington's business suit.
A - Attack Combo
- Punches, then kicks tw
IT'S.... EPIC RAP BATTLES OF W3: SONIC vs RDIIIt's EPIC RAP BATTLES OF W3!!IT'S.... EPIC RAP BATTLES OF W3: SONIC vs RD3 years ago in Comedy More Like This
SONIC THE HEDGEHOG!
I'm sorry Rainbow Dash
But this is no contest
Without those little blue wings
You'd be totally useless.
The regular, SOAPs
I don't need any shoes
I just need my fast legs
to go beyond Mach 2
I travel the world
You spend your days in some town
Heck, I've even read that story
Where you got torn up by that clown!
Whether I win or lose
I face the challenge head on
You just curl up in a ball,
Somepony call her mom!
Mach 2? Ha!
That's only as fast as you go!
Have you seen my Sonic Rainboom?
If you didn't, DAMN you're slow!
It broke more than the barrier
It causes explosions!
Wait, your head's too far up your ass
to even see the commotion!
I only played you for an hour
then put down the controller
You're just some speedy little rat
Looping through a whole bunch of coasters!
2D or 3D
It's just the same old game
You're were just bound to crash
So get out of the fast lane!
Hey, compared to you
Prelude part 1: Akuma Vs GanondorfPrelude part 1: Akuma Vs Ganondorf1 month ago in General Fiction More Like This
Elr0nd: They abandoned their humanity in their thirst for power. Now, one wanders the world, searching for strong opponents.
Alana: And one never ceases in his mission to conquer Hyrule. Seriously, this guy doesn't stop.
Zephyr: Akuma, master of the fist...
Evan: ...And Ganondorf Dragmire, great king of evil.
Zephyr: She's Alana, he's Evan, he's Elrond, and I'm Zephyr!
Evan: And it is our job to analyze their weapons, armor, and skills to see who would win-
Alana: -A death battle!
Elrond: Ssssshhhh! Not your queue.
First Appearance: Street Fighter 2
Occupation: Martial Artist
Destroyed an entire island with a single punch
Defeated M. Bison, Ryu, and Gouken with ease
Most powerful street fighter(debatable)
Defeated cosmic god-like entity Galactus(non-canon)
Cracked the moon in half as Oni(non-canon)
Strength: strong enough to destroy an island
Reflexes: Can o
Prelude: Godzilla vs The HulkPrelude: Godzilla vs The Hulk 9 months ago in General Fiction More Like This
Kyle: (Facial lines glowing a bright orange) They are children of the atom, the destructive, incredibly hard-to kill radioactive saviors or destroyers of Japan and America…
G1!Starscream:....Aaaaaand they've taken on just about everything: giant monsters, robots, mutants, cyborgs, even gods!!!
Kyle: Such as Godzilla, King of the Monsters…
G1!Starscream: And the Incredible Hulk, The Worldbreaker!
Kyle: For this scenario, we will be pitting these two titans against each other at their strongest, for all of you who are hard-core Marvel and Godzilla fan boyish enough to care, we will be analysing the primary version of the Hulk (Earth-616). And for Godzilla, we will be looking at a composite from the data taken from all of the movies, comic books, video games and novels.
G1!Starscream: And out of fairness we will be giving them their Super Modes: Worldbreaker Hulk for the Hulk and Super God
Death Battle: Eren Yeager vs. The HulkDeath Battle: Eren Yeager vs. The Hulk2 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
The Gentleman: We’ve tallied the votes, taken every argument into consideration and we can safely say we can get things underway. You know what that means?
Edge: It’s time for a Death Battle!
The Forest of Giant Trees, in the Outer Lands between Wall Rose and Wall Maria
They were ordered to verify reports, rumours, of the strangest Titan anyone had heard of yet. Not only was it green, they said… it wore pants. Purple pants. Stranger still, it first appeared within the boundary of the Walls. Even stranger yet, this “Titan” – though left wide destruction in its wake – had not eaten a soul.
Zoë immediately pegged it as a possible Titan Shifter, on the sole basis that the pants were indicative of any possible trace of its humanity. Erwin had a similar theory… based on the empirical evidence of a lack of a body count. Either way, it was worth investigating.
The Survey Corps had sent a scouting party to in
Super Smash Bros. Melee Pt.8SUPER SMASH BROS. MELEE - Chapter 8Super Smash Bros. Melee Pt.810 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
"Welcome to the Battlefield folks! This is a one-off arena for today's match!"
"Yes, and the weather is just as wonderful and non-existent as ever!"
"Yeah, the gap between dimensions sure is a crazy place!"
"Either way, it's time to introduce our competitors, first of all, Yoshi!"
Yoshi leapt onto the arena floor and started doing the same kind of dance Yoshi's do when they're happy, to greet his fans.
"And now..... Zelda!" Zelda slowly pulled herself up onto the arena, and stood up, rubbing her eyes and yawning. Peach, Mario, Luigi and Link were all in the crowd watching. Link looked equally tired.
"Why are you two so tired?" Mario asked.
Link yawned, and sleepily replied, "Ruto found our house. She tied Zelda to a tree outside all night, and then..... Well, I dunno what she was planning, but I didn't like the idea of spending any time alone with her, the result was me locking myself