In the day or in the night,
You may find him round a corner.
He may be in plain sight,
Or hidden and waiting.
Under a light in the middle of the night,
You may see him in his coat so black,
Contrasting with his skin of white.
No eyes you'll see upon his face,
Though a grin or a sly smirk.
Approach him and offer a rose will he.
Deny the rose thee should.
Even though there is nothing you can do.
Take the rose and it'll end the same,
He'll take you,
He'll rape you.
You could try to resist his touch,
though this won't do much.
He'll just grin,
And invasive he'll be.
Depending his mood,
Depends your fate.
Good or bad,
Don't feel sad,
Don't you fret.
Just remember that if you see a man,
Be wary for he could be the Sexual Offenderman.
Bride of the Sexual-OffendermanMinding your own as you sit in the park,Bride of the Sexual-Offenderman2 years ago in Traditional Fixed Forms More Like This
reading a book, alone...
You read of romance til it gets dark,
Then pick up your things to go home.
But before you stand up,
you suddenly see,
a man step out of
He wears a black coat,
yet you can't see his face...
The shadow of his fedora
covers that place.
You nervously stand, and take a step forward,
to see if he needs any help.
You never knew, (how could you have known?)
you should have worried about yourself...
He pulls from his coat a little blue rose,
and you suddenly begin to blush.
"Y-your so sweet..." stumbles
out of your mouth in a rush.
You gingerly pick the rose from his pale hand,
You gasp as your cut by a thorn.
You look up and he's gone!
'He was here...' you could have sworn.
You head home with the rose,
and put it inside a vase,
and put it somewhere to
stay perfectly safe.
You think of your 'admirer'
as you get ready for bed.
Visions of him keep dancing
in your head.
Just as you turn down your covers,
you hear a kno
Sexual-Offenderman fanfic part 1It was around here somewhere.Sexual-Offenderman fanfic part 13 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
All the facts pointed to it. Ever since they had found out the existence of this new slender they had been doing everything they could to track it, and she had been following their progress adamantly. It wasn't long before patterns had begun to form. Now it was only a matter of knowing what to look for, and its trail became obvious. This new slender obviously wasn't as secretive as the rest, and while this had made it easier to keep tabs on, this hadn't made them any more eager to try and make contact with it, because while they didn't know much about this new slender, they did have its name.
Honestly, that was its name. Almost makes you wonder which slender you would like to meet the least in a dark alley.
All across the country, cases of unexplainable memory loss, lasting between an hour to weeks, accompanied by a wide variety of common ailments that seemed to vary from person to person, with many having vivid nightmares, experienced
Sexual-Offenderman fanfic part 2Sexual-Offenderman was waiting expectantly in the woods, a trail of rose petals leading to the small clearing he stood in. The sun was just about to start setting, but it was otherwise a clear, sunny day, and a dappled light filtered through the thick canopy of leaves. He hears the sound of footsteps approaching, but they seemed, weird. They sounded too light to be his newest plaything, a beautiful mother of three who had rejected his rose earlier and he had been stalking for about a day, and now expected to show up at any minute. Hiding himself among the tree's easily, he investigates the source of the footsteps, to see a little girl wandering down the short trail of rose petals, occasionally picking them up to add to the small handful she was carrying. "Aww great, wrong one." He mutters. He recognized the girl as the neighbor's kid, and had seen the girl's mother, but hadn't seen a father.Sexual-Offenderman fanfic part 23 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
This isn't good, his target should be coming at any minute, he needed that kid out
Sexual Offenderman role play #2Arcanineryu: hi this leann?Sexual Offenderman role play #23 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Arcanineryu: awesome, so what should we role play?
Leann: Umm...I'm not quite sure yet lol ^^"
Arcanineryu: well heck if I know what to do. I don't really role play besides that one time.
Why don't we just use Smexy. That way, if the story turns out ok, I can put it in the group for people.
Leann: Alrighty, that works for me.
Arcanineryu: you have a character you were planning to use?
Because I swear, just because I'm using Smexy does not mean I want to write porn, although it wouldn't hurt for you to use someone who can defend themselves.
Leann: It's alright, I can understand that ^^
Well I do have a character that can defend herself at least, due do her upbringing she's learned to carry a weapon of sort for caution. Would she work?
Oh, her name is Kallian.
Arc: Uhhhh...... we're talking super strong, fast healing, teleporting, multi-limbed, shape-shifting monster here. She could be packing an ak47 and it wouldn't do her the slightest bit of hel
Sexual Offenderman role play #3((This is a tumblr role play LadyMasquerade, or mothermal as she's known on tumblr, with who had previously written her own fanfic involving Smexy and had been interacting with him numerous times on his tumblr account since then. But because it's kind of hard to read through tumblr, I figured I'd post it here on deviantart as well. Oh, and the whole magic anons thing refers to a tumblr role playing sort of thing. People can ask questions anonymously on tumblr, so occasionally they will try to directly influence the role players by forcing them to put up with an annoying, random change, such as swapping genders or species, or turning the characters head into a pineapple. The effects often wear off after a certain amount of time, or require another magic anon to fix them. its kinda choppy thanks to how role playing on tumblr works, but i figured you'd like it anyways. if you want to read more like it, although admittedly, more unfinished and unpolished than this one, go to his tumblr rolSexual Offenderman role play #33 years ago in Short Stories More Like This