QuotesNOTE! All these quotes, unless noted, are/were said by Natalie Baumann and her characters. To admit all laziness, I will not specify what characters said what.Quotes10 years ago in Humor More Like This
"Nothing says run quite like: FIRE!"
"Sanity is overrated."
"Smile: Life is hilarious."
"You would think immortality would give him knowledge…"
"Isn't that an oxymoron?"
"You're a moron."
"Silence! I am the writer!"
"Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable we have to alter it every six months." (From a quiz, it's what quote I am, not sure who said it. Oscar Wilde or something like that.)
"Maturity, maturity. Where for art thou maturity? Deny thy intelligence, and refuse thy age…!"
"They're not stupid, they're just teenagers…"
"Today I begin a new 24 hours of life."
"AHHH! … Oh, never mind, it's just society…. Wait… AHHHHHH!"
"Save a horse, ride a zebra."
"Get out of my room, get out of my house, get out of my life, AND GET OUT OF MY PANTS!"
"I said it before, and I'll say it again: I am the writer, I can de
Quotes"This story will have a happy ending. I promise."Quotes7 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
- Farid ~ Inkspell
"I wouldn't be paranoid if they weren't out to get me."
- Carlie ~ General Hospital
"It was a murder, but not a crime."
- Cell Block Tango ~ Chicago
"The best kind of prize is a sur-prize!"
- Johnny Depp ~ Charlie And The Chocolate Factory
"Don't mistake coincidence for fate."
- Echo ~ LOST
"The world hears through different ears."
- Paula Abdoul ~ American Idol
"Taking care of yourself is a matter of instinct. Taking care of your neighbor is a matter of spirit."
- News Lady ~ TV
"You want to see a miracle, Son Be the miracle."
- Morgan Freedman ~ Bruce Almighty
"With great power comes great responsibility."
- Uncle Ben ~ Spider Man
"The opposite of love isn't hate. It's indifference. As long as you hate me you still care."
- Bree Vandicamp ~ Desperate Housewives
"Dally didn't die a hero. He died violent and young and desperate, just like we all knew he'd d
My favorite Emo quotes~How many times did I have to cry before you would actually listen.My favorite Emo quotes7 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
~So what if I like black it doesn't make me a bad person.
~Things to do today: 1. Get Up 2. Survive 3. Go back to bed
~I don't run from you, I walk away slowly, and it kills me, cause you don't even care enough to stop me.
~Never make someone your everything, cause when they're gone you've got nothing.
~Sorry I just can't be everything you've ever wanted.
~The truth is you could slit my throat and with my last dying breath I'd apologize for bleeding on your shirt.
~I was so stupid to think that for one second you actually cared.
~"I love you" is eight letters long but then again so is "bullshit"
~You know you love him when everynight you can't help but cry because you know he's not yours, he's hers.
~I'm not crying over what you said, it's what you didn't say that hurts the most.
~I don't miss you, I miss the person I thought you were.
~They both fell in love with each other and neither wanted to
QuotesI slit my tongue,Quotes7 years ago in Urban & Spoken Word More Like This
the taste of blood.
i cut my wrist,
pain; clench my fist.
they used to telll me,
"your lucky your alive."
"I'm sorry, but it's not for life i strive,"
everything else fades,
but my memory remains.
i'll cry when you smile,
and i'll bleed when you laugh,
hate knowing your happy without me,
wait for this to pass
my feelings are my symptoms,
my life is danger.
my love doesn't matter,
he doesn't care.
living is a joke,
life isn't fair.
just so you know,
my guns in the cabinet.
because im only alive out of habit.
you said you were scared.
atleast you knew i cared...
now i stand;
knee high in blood.
the exact spot,
where he once stood.
i think to myself
i could ease my pain.
i lean against this wall,
slowly go insane.
i could cry forever,
but the bleeding eventually stops.
im not afraid of the end,
im just terrified of waiting for it.
and all i want is you,
no matter what i have to do.
so many times i've went to sleep,
wondering if morning would come,
Jeff Dunham quotesJeff Dunham quotes8 years ago in Humor More Like This
i can see Cartman
i can see Kenny
ooo he just got killed
Achmed the Terrorist:
Silence......i kill u
He has gas
Your freackin suitcase
U Rascist Bastard
De De Da Da
O your sick
Those are super hooters
He had the A-Bomb, The H-Bomb,nows its time to drop the F-Bomb
What the hell is wrong with u
Im so sick of these crap
Your the other white meat
Walter and Achmed:
I will not move my ass
U idiot u don't has ass
Quotes1: "Let the world know you as you are , not as you think you should be." - Fannie BriceQuotes9 years ago in Urban & Spoken Word More Like This
2: " First defense against evil ..... Open your damn eyes" - Reese, Forever Knights
3: " All we see or seem, Is but a dream within a dream." Edgar Allan Poe
4: " How typical of humans ... Your eyes are clouded so you can not see ...... Even though
the truth is always within you...." - Vampire Princess Miyu
5: " No one holds command over me.
No man, No god, No prince
What is a claim of age for ones who are imortal?
What is a claim of power for ones who defy death?
Call your damnable hunt.
We shall see who I drag screaming to hell with me." - Gunter Dorn, Das Ungeheuer Darin
6: " I was summoned to greet Death with open arms, but I was pushed aside to live forever in his shadow." - Jedidiah Knight
7: " Im not afaid of death! Whats it going to do? Kill me?" - unknown
8: " Red meat is NOT bad for you. Now, blue-green meat, thats REALLY BAD for you."
9: " Reality, has teeth and claws.
Emo QuotesThe thought of nothing after death scares me.Emo Quotes7 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
I really wish my characters were real.
I like being mistaken for a guy.
I want to get in a fist fight before I die.
I don't know who I am. I hope things will just fall into place.
Go ahead, bite me. I want to live in your world not mine.
Studies show, smart peole are more depressed because they know the world can lie.
Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people apear bright until you hear them speak.
If you can read this, thank a teacher.
All Religion must be wrong, because I'm in Hell.
Why cut your self, its only going to heal.
Things to do today: 1. Get Up 2. Survive 3. Go back to bed.
Sorry I just can't be everything you've ever wanted.
"I love you" is eight letters long but then again so is "bullshit"
I'm not crying over what you said, it's what you didn't say that hurts the most.
They both fell in love with each other and neither wanted to admit it because neither one wanted to ruin their friendship.
My best friend is
70 qwazy quotes"I believe in looking reality straight in the eye and denying it."70 qwazy quotes7 years ago in General Non-Fiction More Like This
~ Garrison Keillor
"The man who smiles when something goes wrong has thought of someone to blame it on." -Robert Bloch
There are very few things in life that cannot be solved by the proper application of high explosives.
I don't get distracted eas....HEY LOOK A FLY
"You have to be a real ass hat to quote yourself."-me
"When your back's against the wall, it's time to turn 'round and fight"- John Major
"Normal is just a setting on a washing machine." ~ Jeannine Freeborn
"I'm sorry, but I cant hear you over the sound of how fucking psycho I am."
"NO NO NO!!! It's step-kick-step-pivot! Are you TRYING to piss off the volcano!?!?!"
Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass...
It's about learning to dance in the rain...
Some say the world will end in fire,
Some say in ice.
From what I've tasted of desire
I hold with those who favor fire. ~Robert Frost
Let's start laughing randomly!
...it scares them
Funny Quotes 2Every fight is a food fight when youre a cannibal.Funny Quotes 26 years ago in Philosophical More Like This
-- Demetri Martin
"My formula for success is rise early, work late, and strike oil."
"I'm desperately trying to figure out why kamikaze pilots wore helmets."
"A good essay is 10% inspiration, 15% perspiration, and 75% desperation"
"All my life, I always wanted to be somebody. Now I see that I should have been more specific."
"If you can't fix it with duct tape you havent used enough."
"All those who believe in telekinesis, raise my hand."
"Constipated People Don't Give A crap."
"Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes."
"Never be afraid to try something new. Remember, amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic."
"There Are Three Kinds of People - Those Who Can Count and Those Who Can't"
"Do you know why they call it 'PMS'? Because 'Mad Cow Disease' was already taken."
"Life is what happens to yo
Percabeth: What's a Soul Mate?The little girl crept downstairs, her feet barely making a sound against the wood floor. She pushed her blonde locks out of her face, eyes twinkling against the glow from the TV. A man was seated on the couch, watching a movie, but he wasn't really seeing. His eyes were glazed over, too caught up in the past to notice his daughter moving towards him. As quickly as she could, the little girl jumped up on the couch and shook her father's arm roughly, jolting him awake.Percabeth: What's a Soul Mate?3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
"Daddy! Daddy!" She whispered frantically. Her father blinked once or twice, before reality hit him hard, instincts kicking in immediately.
"What is it? What is it, sweetie? Are you okay? Is mommy okay?" Jason asked, caressing his daughter's cheek before shooting a worried glance towards the stairwell, where the sounds of soft snoring could be heard. He relaxed, taking a deep breath.
"No," His daughter laughed, amused at her father's overreaction. If only she knew the reasons behind his actions. "I wanted to as
Funny Quotes and Lines"You put a baby in a crib with an apple and a rabbit. If it eats the rabbit and plays with the apples, I'll buy you a new car." -Harvey DiamondFunny Quotes and Lines7 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
"Save a cow. Eat a vegetarian." -Unknown
"I'm not a vegetarian becasue I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants." -A. Whitney Brown
"[When asked what he would eat if he was in a desert with no food in sight but a cow] I'd find out what the cow was eating and join it." -Benjamin Zephaniah
"HAM AND EGGS- A day's work for a chicken; A lifetime commitment for a pig." -Unknown
"Heart attacks... God's revenge for eating his little animal friends." -Unknown
"People are more violently opposed to fur than leather becasue it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs." -Alexei Sayle
"I'm a Volvo vegetarian. I'll eat an animal only if it was accidentally killed by a speeding car." -Ron Smith
"I would not want to promote research on animals. Fortunately, only my back is twisted, not my mind." -Linn Pulis (polio victim)
QuotesQuotes:Quotes11 years ago in General Non-Fiction More Like This
~You're twisted, depraved, and rotten to the core... I like that in a person.
~Reality is a nice place, but I wouldn't want to live there.
~Sarcasm keeps you from telling people what you really think of them.
~I truly believe that my mask of sanity is about to slip.
~People always say I have a heart of steel, But they are all wrong because the truth of the matter is I don't have a heart at all.
~It is hard to stumble when you're on your knees.
~It is easy to be flexible when one is spineless.
~What's more important? The notes or the pauses between them-anonymous
~If music be the food of love then play on and give me excess of it- William Shakespeare
~Life is like a sewer you get out of it what you put into it – Tom Leher
~If practice makes perfect and nobody's perfect, why practice?
~If all the world's a stage, where is the audience sitting?
~Believe in yourself and you'll go far
~I'M NOT WIERD! I'M GIFTED!!!!!
~Do you want an introduction to my fist because I'd be glad to give