QuotesNOTE! All these quotes, unless noted, are/were said by Natalie Baumann and her characters. To admit all laziness, I will not specify what characters said what.Quotes9 years ago in Humor More Like This
"Nothing says run quite like: FIRE!"
"Sanity is overrated."
"Smile: Life is hilarious."
"You would think immortality would give him knowledge…"
"Isn't that an oxymoron?"
"You're a moron."
"Silence! I am the writer!"
"Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable we have to alter it every six months." (From a quiz, it's what quote I am, not sure who said it. Oscar Wilde or something like that.)
"Maturity, maturity. Where for art thou maturity? Deny thy intelligence, and refuse thy age…!"
"They're not stupid, they're just teenagers…"
"Today I begin a new 24 hours of life."
"AHHH! … Oh, never mind, it's just society…. Wait… AHHHHHH!"
"Save a horse, ride a zebra."
"Get out of my room, get out of my house, get out of my life, AND GET OUT OF MY PANTS!"
"I said it before, and I'll say it again: I am the writer, I can de
Quotes1: "Let the world know you as you are , not as you think you should be." - Fannie BriceQuotes8 years ago in Urban & Spoken Word More Like This
2: " First defense against evil ..... Open your damn eyes" - Reese, Forever Knights
3: " All we see or seem, Is but a dream within a dream." Edgar Allan Poe
4: " How typical of humans ... Your eyes are clouded so you can not see ...... Even though
the truth is always within you...." - Vampire Princess Miyu
5: " No one holds command over me.
No man, No god, No prince
What is a claim of age for ones who are imortal?
What is a claim of power for ones who defy death?
Call your damnable hunt.
We shall see who I drag screaming to hell with me." - Gunter Dorn, Das Ungeheuer Darin
6: " I was summoned to greet Death with open arms, but I was pushed aside to live forever in his shadow." - Jedidiah Knight
7: " Im not afaid of death! Whats it going to do? Kill me?" - unknown
8: " Red meat is NOT bad for you. Now, blue-green meat, thats REALLY BAD for you."
9: " Reality, has teeth and claws.
QuotesQuotes:Quotes11 years ago in General Non-Fiction More Like This
~You're twisted, depraved, and rotten to the core... I like that in a person.
~Reality is a nice place, but I wouldn't want to live there.
~Sarcasm keeps you from telling people what you really think of them.
~I truly believe that my mask of sanity is about to slip.
~People always say I have a heart of steel, But they are all wrong because the truth of the matter is I don't have a heart at all.
~It is hard to stumble when you're on your knees.
~It is easy to be flexible when one is spineless.
~What's more important? The notes or the pauses between them-anonymous
~If music be the food of love then play on and give me excess of it- William Shakespeare
~Life is like a sewer you get out of it what you put into it – Tom Leher
~If practice makes perfect and nobody's perfect, why practice?
~If all the world's a stage, where is the audience sitting?
~Believe in yourself and you'll go far
~I'M NOT WIERD! I'M GIFTED!!!!!
~Do you want an introduction to my fist because I'd be glad to give
QuotesI slit my tongue,Quotes6 years ago in Urban & Spoken Word More Like This
the taste of blood.
i cut my wrist,
pain; clench my fist.
they used to telll me,
"your lucky your alive."
"I'm sorry, but it's not for life i strive,"
everything else fades,
but my memory remains.
i'll cry when you smile,
and i'll bleed when you laugh,
hate knowing your happy without me,
wait for this to pass
my feelings are my symptoms,
my life is danger.
my love doesn't matter,
he doesn't care.
living is a joke,
life isn't fair.
just so you know,
my guns in the cabinet.
because im only alive out of habit.
you said you were scared.
atleast you knew i cared...
now i stand;
knee high in blood.
the exact spot,
where he once stood.
i think to myself
i could ease my pain.
i lean against this wall,
slowly go insane.
i could cry forever,
but the bleeding eventually stops.
im not afraid of the end,
im just terrified of waiting for it.
and all i want is you,
no matter what i have to do.
so many times i've went to sleep,
wondering if morning would come,
Some Funny Quotesif the sky is the limit, then what is space, over the limit?Some Funny Quotes8 years ago in Humor More Like This
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"?
Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken over there ... I'm gonna eat the first thing that comes out if its butt"?
Why did Yankee Doodle name the feather in his hat Macaroni?
Why is it illegal to park in a handicapped parking space but its ok to use a handicapped toilet?
How come we say 'It's colder than h3!! outside' when isn't it realistically always colder than h3!! since h3!! is supposed to be fire and brimstone?
Why are the commercials for cable companies on cable but not on regular television? Don't they want the people without cable to buy the cable?
Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' in Latin, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures?
What happens if you put this side up face down while popping microwave popcorn?
10 Funny Quotes1. "Evil beware - We have Waffles." - Raven from Teen Titans10 Funny Quotes6 years ago in Humor More Like This
2. "Pants are an illusion, and so is death!" - Hue the Swampbender from Avatar: the Last Airbender
3. "I am bike cheese!" - Eugene Mirman
4. "All destinations are final - that's what it means, destiny, final - if you haven't gotten where you're going....you aren't there yet!" - George Carlin
5. "The key to life isn't to set goals to achieve - the key to life is to set goals no one can take away from you! For example, tonight, my goal is to go to the bathroom outside my pants!" - James P. Connolly
6. "My motto is 'Shoot for the curve but everything above it is gravy!'" - James P. Connolly
7. "If you give a man a fish, he'll stink up the whole town, but if you teach a man to fish - ya, see where im goin' with this? - he'll poke his eye out." - a drunken citizen of Albion
8. "They say that 'Kids Say The Darnedest Things' - but so would you if you had no education!" - Eugene Mirman
9. "The commercial for Diet Dr. Pepper says 'It
Percabeth: What's a Soul Mate?The little girl crept downstairs, her feet barely making a sound against the wood floor. She pushed her blonde locks out of her face, eyes twinkling against the glow from the TV. A man was seated on the couch, watching a movie, but he wasn't really seeing. His eyes were glazed over, too caught up in the past to notice his daughter moving towards him. As quickly as she could, the little girl jumped up on the couch and shook her father's arm roughly, jolting him awake.Percabeth: What's a Soul Mate?2 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
"Daddy! Daddy!" She whispered frantically. Her father blinked once or twice, before reality hit him hard, instincts kicking in immediately.
"What is it? What is it, sweetie? Are you okay? Is mommy okay?" Jason asked, caressing his daughter's cheek before shooting a worried glance towards the stairwell, where the sounds of soft snoring could be heard. He relaxed, taking a deep breath.
"No," His daughter laughed, amused at her father's overreaction. If only she knew the reasons behind his actions. "I wanted to as