| Deviant Login | Shop | Join deviantART for FREE  |
Take the Tour  |
Friends part 1Friends part 11 year ago in Comedy More Like This
Friends Part 1
Vicar: Tiffany and Lee, Megan and Jordan, Rumana and Billy, and even Kelly and Jake. Do you guys take these horrible love-
*Amber comes running into the church slamming the door open*
Amber: Hold it right there!
*Everyone in the church gasps*
Tiffany: It's Amber!
Amber: That's right. You all are going to pay-
Megan: Is it going to be long?
Amber: *confused* What?
Megan: You know, are you going to be speaking for ages because I wanna get married NOW!
Rumana: Whatever Megan
Amber: As I was saying-
Chloe: AMBER!!!!!
Amber: *sighs* Now what?!
*Chloe turns up to the church in anger and tiredness*
Chloe: You left me al
love-part 5-A year goes by and time flies by of so fast they're still together that boy and that girl every day getting better and better they're love growing every day he falls in lve with her again she is his life his love and his world he'd give anything to see that girl smile and when she does smile it hits nis heart and he knows he's changed her she's a new girl and he's a new boy their lives will never be the same there happy in lovelove-part 5-1 year ago in Drama More Like This
let's go to mexico.i stare into my pasta. why did i make this shit? it's not like anyone's going to actually eat this. it's like a lump of glue after the horse is killed or whatever it is that they do with the poor things. i stab a mysterious looking glob of possibly shit that is supposed to be a meatball and flick my fork. the glob of brown goes flying and hits the flat screen with a splat. i sigh and drop my face down onto the table. my hair is in the pasta but i don't care. no one's looking. no one ever looks.let's go to mexico.1 year ago in Drama More Like This
"uhm," a male voice says. clears throat. "excuse me...person. but what the fuck are you doing? that's food, not some moisturizing kit."
"it isn't fo
100 Fanfic Challenge 06-10100 Fanfic Challenge 06-102 years ago in Comedy More Like This
6. Break Away
It was raining. A lone figure wandered through the storm, a hooded cloak pulled high over her head. She didn't mind the rain, in fact, she enjoyed it. She paused briefly to tilt her head back up to the clouds, letting water patter against her skin.
"Lumino," she whispered, stretching out one green hand. A ball of light glowed at the tips of her long fingers, hovering just above her palm. The young female moved closer, ducking beneath a rocky overhang of the cliff that hung low, using her other hand to tug the hood from her long ears.
The entrance to the cave was well shielded with thick green plants, and Cackletta used her
well, this is...weird...Sydney: **bord**well, this is...weird...3 years ago in Comedy More Like This
Evra:**bord
Korissa:**bord**
Steve: **bord**
Darren: **bord
Zuko:**bord**
Larten: WAZZUPP!!??!
OWl: HOOHOO!!
xD WTF OWL!?!?! GET OUT OF HERE!!
-------------------------------
lmfao st00pid owl! **shoows out window**
**snuggles hyper larten**
-------------------------------
XD
**Evra is still bord**
Sydney: **slaps Evra**
Evra: WTF?1?!
Sydney: **snuggles Evra**
Evra: this is okay ^^ xD
--------------------------------
heehee mwahahahahahah!!!!
62 Q's for Larten CrepsleyDO NOT READ QUESTION 40 IF YOU HAVE NOT FINISHED BOOK 9!!!!!!62 Q's for Larten Crepsley3 years ago in Comedy More Like This
Enjoy ^-^
1. Your ex is on the side of the road, on fire. What do you do?
Larten :: I would indeed help her, I may still have feelings for her.
Korissa :: **smacks Larten** This question is about Arra isn't it!?
2. Your best friend tells you she is pregnant. What is your reaction?
Larten :: Well, for one, my closest friend is a male vampire. If he were to get pregnant I would go to Evanna for answers.
Korissa :: OMG! Gavner!!! Yay! Congrats!! **huggles** your one of the girls now!!!
3. When is the last time you wanted to punch someone in the face?
Larten :: The last time E
Larten and Kurda's Adventure12Darren: Where's Arra?Larten and Kurda's Adventure122 years ago in Comedy More Like This
Larten: In the Hall of Perta Van-Grahl.
Darren: ... The WHAT hall?
Larten: Showering hall.
Darren: What's she doing in there?
Larten: *Stare* SHOWERING.
-
Larten: Hey, Kurda?
Kurda: Yes, Larten?
Larten: *Whispers* The demons...
Kurda: WHAT?!
Larten: THE DEMONS!!
Kurda: Oh my GOD!!!! *Flitts arond Vampire Mountain while screaming*
Larten: XD
-
Kurda: If you were a Vampaneze, and a human asked why you looked weird, what would you say?
Larten I'd say; "I have a airborne disease. It's like a combonation of AIDS and cancer. SO STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME." ... That's what I'd say :3
Kurda: W-Wow...
-
Kurda:
The Day Grell Died pt.1--------------------------------THE DAY GRELL DIED---------------------------------------The Day Grell Died pt.12 years ago in Comedy More Like This
*OK WELL THIS IS PART ONE OF DUNNO HOW MANY PARTS.
BASICALLY, THE REST OF THE STORY IS WILLIAM TRYING TO FIGURE OUT HOW TO DISPOSE OF GRELL'S 'BODY' WITH SOME HELP FROM RONALD... IT'S ACTUALLY QUITE FUNNY XD
I'LL TELL YOU NOW, IT IS /NOT/ SOME WEIRD YAOI CRAP, I DON'T WRITE STUFF LIKE THAT...
WELL ENJOY IT ANYWAY... IF ANYONE READS IT AND IF PEOPLE WANT MORE, JUST SAY... I MIGHT PUT PART 2 UP ANYWAY~*
*ONE NIGHT AT ABOUT 3am. GRELL IS IN HIS ROOM (Next to William's), EVERYONE ELSE IS ALSO IN THEIR ROOMS, ASLEEP*
Grell: *Waking up from bad dream* Oh
Jeff The Killer Old SpiceHello, victims, look at your killer, now back to me, now back at your killer, now back to me.Jeff The Killer Old Spice1 year ago in Comedy More Like This
Sadly, he isn't me, but if he actually took a bath and used meat scented body wash, he could smell like he's me.
Look down, back up, where are you? You're in a house with the killer your killer could smell like.
What's in your hand, back at me. I have it, it's a knife with blood on it that you are scared of.
Look again, the knife is now an axe. Anything is possible when your killer smells like meat and not lady.
I'm on a Slenderman.
Anime Funnies 2Anime Funnies 2Anime Funnies 22 years ago in Comedy More Like This
When I'm done with you, I'm gonna take your little girlfriend
Wha-You're gonna do what?
Oh,you know, I'm gonna do a little of this and a little of that, and I'm definatly gonna do that.-Kyo and Black Haru
Who got this kid all riled up anyway? Okay, I guess that was me.-Kyo
You know,when you go Black, You're a real bastard!-Kyo
Somehow,this has turned into a fighting anime-Tohru
I've got it! This anime is a romantic scool comedy, and Haruhi and I are the lead characters!
What does that make us?
You are the homosexual supporitng cast!!-Tamaki and Hikaru
The RopeI scream every time your wip hits me.The Rope1 year ago in Comedy More Like This
The blood flows down.
Pooling arund me.
My blood.
From you.
With every step i take the cracks of your wip fade.
1 2 3 4.
I slip the rope around my neck.
Welcomeing it's tight enbrace.
And with one last laugh i step off the platfrom
Zim Vs. Dib: Time to SwitchZim Vs. Dib: Time to Switch1 year ago in Comedy More Like This
Dragoness Sasha
Dib vs. Zim: Time to switch
Ch. 1 The machine.
We see an 11 year old Dib walking down to the bus stop, noticing a confused-looking Zim looking at the ground.
Dib: Heh, watcha doin Zim? Re-thinking your plan?
The bus pulled up before Zim could say anything, though he didn't look like he had anything to say. At Skool Zim went inside, prior to that there was at least ten minutes till the bell rang. Something was up and Dib seemed like he wanted to find out what it was. (Invader Zim soundtrack Dibs Missions on youtube)Dib went inside the Skool doors with six minutes until the bell, looking for Zim down the dark, deserted hall
Shattered Memories7 months ago in Drama
More Like This
My mistakeWhy are you still inside my head? Its been two long years since I let you go, but not a single day has passed that I haven't dreamt of you. You were my future. You should have been my future, but all that is gone now. All I ever wanted was your happiness, even if I couldn't be the one to give it to you. We did terrible things to each other but I never blamed you. It was all my fault. I couldn't make you happy so I let you go and have regretted it every day since. Others have been and gone but none of them were ever you. None of them could ever make me feel the way you could. Now your back. Haunting me. It started with a hi'. I thought we coulMy mistake3 months ago in Drama More Like This
The Bedroom On the LeftThe Bedroom on the LeftThe Bedroom On the Left1 year ago in Drama More Like This
Moving away from the Lincoln Park Zoo was annoying, hysteric and disappointing, and I was really upset with my parents. Not even a hissy fit would change their minds. But move we did, right to the home hand picked by our first friend Marti, a real estate agent. The disappointment of leaving our third floor walk up soon vanished as I saw our new home. The house at 2607 Colfax Street seemed like a mansion. It was equipped with a huge backyard, a school and a playground across the street, ten rooms in which to wander through, plus a creepy dungeon. It was my own fairy tale home. My younger brother was assigned the be
Average Cleverbottish dayUser: Hayhayhay.Average Cleverbottish day1 year ago in Comedy More Like This
Cleverbot: How are you?
User: Fine on this very upside down evening.
Cleverbot: I need him in my life to be happy.
User: I know that feel bro.
Cleverbot: How?
User: Upside down all around.
Cleverbot: What country are you in?
User: The United States of Whatever.
Cleverbot: Ok, what state are you in?
User: Whateversburg.
Cleverbot: Where do you live?
User: *Whisper* I THINK HE'S A PEEEEEDOOOO.
Cleverbot: *whispers* Very fun.
User: MARCELINE. FUNFUNFUN.
Cleverbot: What do you do?
User: The Dinosaur.
Cleverbot: Do you think I'm smart?
User: Can you shuffle?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Then ilu forever and ever.
Cle
Moose, Meese, Moosi.[car, T and S look to each other, then forward and to the left, then to each other. This continues and they begin giggling.]Moose, Meese, Moosi.1 year ago in Comedy More Like This
S: I love how, in movies, two people meet in some crazy happenstance, and they do something amazing - they fall in love, they reach intergalactic peace, or get Lebowski a new rug, or just learn to live in this world. Or something. And it's all because of some crazy, random happenstance that no one could have fortold, portrayed beautifully in 90 minutes with beautiful people and perfect wording.
We wouldn't have met, you know. If Tara hadn't been my roommate, and Kaleb hadn't been yours. We wouldn't know each ot
Quiz time :)1. What is your favorite drink?Quiz time :)7 months ago in Drama More Like This
-Dr Pepper
2. Cat or Dog?
-wolfand horses!
3. Am I your little butterfly?
-NO! i kill butterflies!(not really.)
4. Do you even care for this?
-um...
5. Have a crush on someone you cant have?
- yea.
6. Ever stand up to a bully?
-Ya i do it all the time.
7. Ever see Someone/Something die?
-Yes. he was this guy i knew and i treated him real bad one day and the next day he was killed in a car accident.
8. Wish on a shooting star?
-yes. all the time
9. Have your wishes ever come true?
-yes
10. Have you ever known something no one else knew, but couldn't say it?
-yes unfortunatly
Vincent X CheshireVincent X CheshireVincent X Cheshire2 years ago in Drama More Like This
Chapter 1: A Sweet Dream
So I was talking to my Master, Alice, she says,"Cheshire, it's really quiet isn't it?" I don't pay attention and say exactly what she says. "Cheshire...is something wrong?" Then, out of nowhere, Vincent appears and says,"Hi, guys." He smiles and waves at me. Alice yells,"What are you doing here!?" "What, can't I be here to visit you guys?" Alice yells back,"No because this is my only safe place in the world where nothing can harm me...You're the reason I made this place..." Vincent gives a slight laugh, grins, then says, "Well if it's YOUR safe place, I'M not the only one intruding. Now am I
The Day Grell Died Pt.7 - EndOh my! It seems I miscalculated the length of this thing... Turns out that this is the final part D:The Day Grell Died Pt.7 - End2 years ago in Comedy More Like This
Don't be sad though guys... I could do some sort of sequel if you REALLY want me to... But you'll have to wait a day or so so I can write it~ (This was just meant to be a short random thing XD) Well anyway... here it is - THE FINAL PART :O
William: *Kneeling next to bed* Well Grell, I guess this is it... It's been a funny old day hasn't it? And now you're going to just get disposed of like...like some common soul or something. Well you know what Grell, I'm sorry. I'm sorry for being such a mean, cold-hearted spoilsport, I'm sorry for always
Larten and Kurda's Adventures8Larten: *Pokes Alice*Larten and Kurda's Adventures82 years ago in Comedy More Like This
Alice: *Turns around* What?
Larten: YOU'RE A STRUDEL.
Alice: -_- *Walks away*
-
Larten: You want a Airhead, Arra?
Arra: Ok.
Larten: I'll give you a red one. I call them "Crepsleys" *Gives Arra a "Crepsley"*
Arra: *Eats Airhead* It's hard...
Larten: It's not the only thing that's hard! It was a test. And you passed. Time for the real thing!
Arra: O_O
Kurda: LoL.
-
Larten: You're the Steve to my Darren!
Kurda: O-Ok...
Larten: And the douche to my bag!
Kurda: Cut it out...
Larten: And the blood to my tampon!
Kurda: Seriously, stop!
-
Larten: *Is chewing gum*
Kurda: Can I have some gum?!
Larten: Calm yo
Larten and Kurda's Adventures3*Kurda are Larten are playing chess*Larten and Kurda's Adventures32 years ago in Comedy More Like This
Larten: You can be the blue peices, and I'll be the red ones.
Both: *Start collecting peices*
Blue Peice: *Rolls over to red side*
Larten: Ha. That blue peice is a traitor. Like someone else I know.
Kurda: -_-'
-
Larten: You gotta stay over at my house on 2012!!
Kurda: ...Why?
Larten: So we can die together!
Kurda: 0_o What if we survive?
Larten: Then we'll live in the sewers with Britney Spears.
-
*Larten and Kurda are walking around*
Larten: *Points to a car* What's that?
Person-In-Car: *Fingers Crepsley*
Kurda: That was nice! We made a new freind! 8D
-
*Larten and Kurda are watching CD
Sta.sh
