The Edward Cullen Joke What does Edward Cullen and a Christmas tree have in common?The Edward Cullen Joke4 years ago in Humor More Like This
Their balls are for decoration.
Its Complicated ch.2A/N Well, since FP is being an ass, you guys who are reading this story, get to have it first~! Yay!I wanted to get something out on my Birthday because I feel like I should. I hope it's okay! Slight 'things' happen in this chap, but nothing too physical. Please enjoy and comment~!Its Complicated ch.22 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
We both got home in one piece and I let out a breath I've been holding in. Keegan went to his room and felt me to stand there. I got to tell someone about this, I can't keep this in or I'll explode!
" Hey, you guys are back? That's good. I'll be back around eight tonight." The unexpected voice made me jump out of my skin. Emily stared at me in shock. " A little jump today aren't you? Someone after you?" She joked and I gave a head nod that broke her smirk off her face.
" Can I talk to you? It's important." She cautiously walked over to the couch and sat down with me. It was silent as she waited to hear what I was going to say and me thinking what I should say. Should I tell her about it all? Maybe no
Please Don't Leave...ch.2A/N Another chap~!! Wheee~! :3 I'm enjoying this a lot and I hope you guys continue to as well! And that all you lovely people also continue to show this awesome support for me as well~! :'3 It means a lot to me. ( And I'm not feeling really well at the moment, so I'll enjoy to hear your lovely reviews~! I have some sort of virus in my throat that may be strep, but it's probably not. And my stomach hurts a lot.)Please Don't Leave...ch.21 year ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Enough of my blabbering, on to the story! In case you didn't see in the previous chap,
THIS IS YAOI, PLEASE LEAVE IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT! Now you may continue :3
Once again I woke up, this time it was to a door opening. As I strained to turn my head, I caught the nurses eye and knew that I had to get up. But Sebastian's arm was still almost covering my face. And he was still sleeping like a log, as he normally does.
Picking up my arm, I ran my hand through his hair, gently shaking his
Entertaining Interest ch.2A/N Woo~! Another chap already! I'm on a roll~! XD But I don't have much to say about this but the fact that so many people have liked this! YOU GUYS ARE SO AWESOME~! I felt bad that me leaving you on that cliff made you guys think that I wasn't continuing this X3 I didn't think that people would think I'd be that evil~! So here you are, another chap of 'Entertaining Interest'~!Entertaining Interest ch.21 year ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
If you didn't already know, THIS IS A YAOI! IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT, GO BACK TO WHERE YOU WERE BEFORE! Please and thank you :3 But if you DO like yaoi, please read on my lovely Fujoshi's~!
Warning: ( if you didn't see from the first chap of this) Swearing will be thrown in at places it is needed! If you have a problem with that, I don't recommend you go any further than :3
When I finished my stumbling down the stairway, I was met with the task of pushing through the crowd. When your head is as fogged up as mine, it's a
Please Don't Leave...A/N Hello my lovely's~! Sorry I've been so busy!Life caught up to me and my computer is being an ass hat again. But I found some time to get something new out. It's an OC story, but I think I could go a little far with this~! Tell me what you guys think!Please Don't Leave...1 year ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
This was inspired by the song Cancer by: My Chemical Romance. :3
THIS IS YAOI! IF YOU DON'T LIKE, PLEASE PRESS THE BACK BUTTON! Thank you. If you are still reading this, it means you like it. So enjoy~! :3
My body felt like it was crumbli
Mood Mint Madness Pt.8DRARRY! Male/male slash! Don't like, don't read!Mood Mint Madness Pt.81 year ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
The Slytherins were getting restless, even Harry could tell that much, and he'd never been particularly good at observing such things. They all seemed to hold their collective breaths whenever Harry came in range of their elected leader, tensing up at his approach and only relaxing once he'd left. For his part, Draco had pointedly not looked at him whenever this occurred.
Harry didn't know what to think of this behaviour, but it made him nervous.
Did they know what was going on with him and Draco? Well, good for them, because he for one still had no bloody clue. He wondered what Draco had told them in regards to the matter, if anything, and what their sharp-eyed perusal meant.
He'd taken to following Malfoy around after classes had finished, trying to get within talking (or snogging) range, but so far, their dance was on the out-swing. His fellow Slytherins had drawn in around him like an entourage and refused to let him get near.
Blink'"That sounds really weird...what does it feel like?"Blink3 years ago in Philosophical More Like This
-My eyelids close-
I don't have eyes anymore
-My eyelids open-
I see you standing in front of me
You just asked me a question
-My eyelids close-
My consciousness is all that exists, just floating in the void
I can no longer prove anything else to be real
-My eyelids open-
We are in a small room with two windows
But it's only a trick of thought, just like a dream
-My eyelids close-
You are a figment of my infinite imagination and I just destroyed your whole past, present and future
You don't exist anymore except for in my mind
-My eyelids open-
Once again your are reconstructed from my memory
You and all of existence with you
-My eyelids close-
If I keep my eyes closed long enough I lose contact with memory
I become nothing but endless void in an eternal now
-My eyelids open-
I see you with eyes that are part of a body
I'm inside that body but it is not me, it's merely a possession, a tool
-My eyelids close-
Mood Mint Madness Pt.1DRARRY SLASH! You no like, you no readMood Mint Madness Pt.11 year ago in Short Stories More Like This
"What are you staring at, Potter?" Malfoy snarled, the corner of his mouth curling up in derision.
Harry could only stare in mute fascination at the light violet glow surrounding his arch nemesis, shocked into utter silence.
Malfoy sneered at him and tried again, "I see your brain's gone the way of Longbottom's. Just wait, next your bank account will go the way of Weasley's."
Harry knew that Malfoy was insulting him and that he should do something about it, such as hex Malfoy's mouth shut. But he was entirely beyond anything but confused horror. No matter what expression or gesture Malfoy made, the purple corona wouldn't budge.
"Did you hear me, Potter?" Malfoy waved a hand in front of his face. "Your face reminds me of the back end of a hippogriff."
Obviously it didn't, if the purple glow could be believed. Which Harry wasn't entirely sure it could be, and he was going to find out immediately. Without another word, he turned and walked awa
You're the apple of my eyes. Drarry. Act 3"Harry, dear, come out honey~ Eat your dinner." Came my mother's sweet voice disturbing me in the middle of my favorite activity. I was soooo sooo close to winning when my door creaked open, damn, must wrap up, quick too, damn! "Have you been wanking over someone's facebook picture again Harry?" Holy shit! I'm caught. "Get out Harry..." I gulped. "NOW!"You're the apple of my eyes. Drarry. Act 31 year ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
It's not nice to be interrupted by your mom when you're wanking. But walking around the home, naked, with a painfully raging hard on will always top anything you could think off. I'm such a shameless scum.
My mom is really a lovely woman, long red hair attached to a head with sweet pretty face and green eyes (like mine). And my father is also good-looking, black messy hair with glasses like mine, hazel eyes and warm look, but top of all, he's also a nudist at home. Just exactly like me. But no matter how cool they're having a raging hard on over your school crush really is... SHAMELESS
I sat down on the dinner table, started filling my
Deisaso - It must be fateThis fanfiction is after my favorite k-pop band U-kiss's song It must be fate I prefer to hear the song first. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uZEjGht_0gYDeisaso - It must be fate1 year ago in Short Stories More Like This
Is Not a hard yaoi fanfiction. Just a sweet romance one i guess. .w. Were Sasori and Deidara first time meet and it all seems like fate and it's Deisaso ,so Sasori is the uke xD . Enjoy!
It's so Special Night.
It must be fate oh oh,
It must be fate oh oh...~
''Hm..'' Sasori turned off the radio ,being quiet as ever. It was a peaceful night. Sasori was just at his room sitting on his bed reading a book. The blanket was black as all akatsuki beds were and plaine white pillow and the mattress too. He was just about to turn the page ,when suddenly the cursing white haired barged in. The puppet Slowly closed the book with a sigh and annoyance ''What is it ,Hidan?''. Hidan stood in front of Sasori's bed. ''The asshole of a leader got you a new partner.'' The redhe
Six Steps To Writing A Yaoi FanfictionStep One: Characters and Their RolesSix Steps To Writing A Yaoi Fanfiction10 months ago in Reviews & Guides More Like This
First thing you need to know is who the heck you’re even writing about. When picking a couple from any fandom, their canon relations generally don’t even matter in your fanfiction. They could be best friends, worst enemies or complete strangers. Crack pairing? Do it. I’ll get to how the hell it will make sense in a minute. Just choose a hot (or not) pairing already. Once you’ve got a pairing chosen, you just need to decide on their roles in the relationship.
Generally in most boyxboy couples there will be a dominant partner (known as the seme) and a submissive partner (known as the uke). So how do you know which is the seme or the uke? Well, most semes and ukes are identified by the following characteristics;
SEME: Shorter hair, taller, more masculine, smaller eyes, physically stronger or more athletic, protective, older, ‘macho’
UKE: Shorter, longer hair, more feminine than the seme, larger eyes, physicall
Mood Mint Madness Pt.5DRARRY SLASH No like, no read!Mood Mint Madness Pt.51 year ago in Short Stories More Like This
Harry sat in one of Dumbledore's chairs munching on a biscuit, waiting for Hermione to finish explaining the functions of Fred and George's mints. In typical Hermione fashion, she hadn't simply told Dumbledore her conclusion, she first had to take him through every single step of how her suspicions had been raised, theories tested and conclusions reached based on her previous week's worth of experiments. She had charts.
Harry sat back and let her lecture roll over him, occasionally eating a biscuit or lemon drop. Dumbledore was also sitting back and waiting for her to finish with the slight difference being that he was actually listening.
"Excellent, Miss Granger. How extraordinary. I must speak with the Weasley twins immediately, as well as the rest of the Order. I'll be certain that you, Harry and Ron attend in order to give everyone a thorough briefing of the effects."
Harry bit back a groan. As much as he wanted to be included in Order meetings
Mood Mint Madness Pt.2DRARRY! You no like, you no readMood Mint Madness Pt.21 year ago in Short Stories More Like This
To Harry's horror, Malfoy spent the rest of the day meticulously cataloguing who turned what colour on a piece of parchment. He managed to catch a glimpse of it over lunchtime, while Malfoy sat in the Great Hall with his friends, furiously scribbling, and glancing around once in a while to take another look. He caught Harry watching him, and smirked at him. Harry's cheeks flared with heat and he quickly ducked back out of the Hall before Malfoy could figure out what was going on.
As for himself, there was an alarming amount of purple directed his way, and it was no wonder it had taken so long to pick Malfoy out of the vast multitude. In fact, Malfoy wasn't even the only Slytherin to be purple, although all of Malfoy's yearmates were red.
Sometime in the afternoon, the mint glow faded, and he heaved a sigh of relief.
"Hey, did yours fade already?" Ron asked over dinner.
"Yeah, mate, it did. Do you think they really work?" Harry asked, still worri
Just strangeIt was dark in his room because he didn't bother to switch the light on and he studied his face in the mirror. The only times he liked how he looked were when he was totally down, hollow and cold inside. In such state, he was paler than usual, his richly blue eyes standing out even more against his skin. For the past few weeks, since the summer holiday ended, he would spend long minutes, sometimes even hours, sitting opposite his mirror, looking at himself because he never felt quite this unhappy before. It was as if he was trying to find in his reflection some further knowledge that he couldn't find within himself, to fully grasp the hopelessness he felt. But there were no answers to be found, neither anything new. The boy in the mirror looked back at him, with each passing day becoming more unfamiliar - he was loosing himself. Somewhere in the room, his phone rang. He ignored it, examining his light-coloured hair, nearly touching his shoulders, because he didn't care enough to get aJust strange2 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Everyone Else - Part 7Genre: high school; drama; romance; m/mEveryone Else - Part 72 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
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It's still hot to the touch. Everywhere he's touched Charlie flares up at the recollection. Will he remember? He wonders. But Charlie is miles away, a star amongst a million others in a foreign constellation. Perhaps his voice will only take a few hundred light years more until it finally reaches him. Does he not get lonely up there?
Finlay doesn't understand it. He's always been clear about his goals and has never failed to let them be known. If he hides his desires from everyone, how would he ever fulfil them? Everyone has always let him off easy because of his easy nature and good looks, so he has gotten used to it, and gets bored because of it.
Because almost the whole world are actors.
He plays the part of the spoiled child, the pretty face, the one who milks others for all they're worth. It's no wonder Charlie would never believe he's serious. The beauty of an affair, after all, is its ability to exist as a single, unique memor
Entertaining Interest ch.5A/N Hello my lovely's~! Did you miss me~? Maybe you did or maybe you didn't. But I sure missed seeing ( XD ?) your gorgeous faces! Sorry that my cliffy at the end of the last one made you guys freak out about what the answer was going to be XD I'm better at this than I thought! Only I still know~! Ahahahaha~! -Evil movements- But yes~! Sorry if Izaya gets weird...I tried something and..you'll see.Entertaining Interest ch.510 months ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Shizuo: WILL YOU ALL CALM THE FUCK DOWN AND STOP FUCKING YELLING AT ME AND TELLING ME WHAT TO DO?! ( Shizuo...calm down! Don't do anything stup- oh...there goes my desk...oh well.) READ ON~!
Believe me, I did try to say something, but...my words didn't come out. I must have opened and closed my mouth fifteen times before anything came out. Hey! Don't blame me, the stupid flea had to act all weird and mess me up! I-it's not my fault! Suddenly being this close to the flea was even worse than before. My body wanted to leave me to deal with this on my own. Fuck! Stop thinking you idiot
HomeThey sayHome2 years ago in Emotional More Like This
"Home is where
the heart is"
I bet they never
my home to be
have never felt
more at home
(m/m) Perfection CH 2The room which had been allocated for Nathaniel was small but more than adequate and rather smartly decorated. Evelyn had directed him to it following their intimate and awkward introduction. Nathaniel had been given the impression that he wished to be alone for a little while by the way he had brushed his hair nervously away from his face and tilted his head forward, away from Nathaniel's. It seemed only natural, given the intense and uncomfortable things Evelyn had discussed with him.(m/m) Perfection CH 22 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
"The layout of this house is a little unconventional," he explained as he gestured across the wide hallway and swung the wheels upon his chair, "usually the servants quarters would be downstairs and the living area upstairs but since stairs are difficult for me the downstairs functions almost entirely as my apartment while the upstairs has become the servant's quarters. I had the house remodeled quite extensively when my mother died."
Nathaniel kept one hand upon the smooth wooden back of Evelyn's chair
(m/m) Perfection CH 1The cries were loud, loud enough to fill the small room when the boy wailed particularly hard. It was a horrific sound, cat-like, a cry that came from pure, raw, physical pain. However considering the exercise which was at hand, a through sawing of flesh, cartilage and bone, the cries were not nearly as fervent as they might have been. The primitive cocktail of anaesthesias had taken some effect.(m/m) Perfection CH 12 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
There was little that could have been done to completely dull feeling in the boy, especially as the desperation with which the operation had been embarked upon had left little time for preparation. Adelaide had only been able to gather together what she could from within her home. It was fortunate, therefore, that she had possessed the presence of mind to stock necessities such as alcohol & laudanum.
She had needed to hold the boy down while she forced it down his throat though. He struggled and fought all the while, wriggling pathetically beneath her grasp. That was when the screaming had rea
Sleepless - Part 2Sleepless - Part 22 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
WARNING: This story contains Male x Male relationship
"Ah, we're here." Kyouta stopped in front of what looks like a run-down ramen shop.
"Eeeehhhhhhh.... I never thought you'd like these kinds of food." Kazuki blurted out in shock.
"Uumm, if it's not to your taste, we can go somewhere else...."
"Ah, no... that's not what I meant" Kazuki said quickly. 'I can't really say that I always picture him as someone who only eats in high class and expensive places, he might think I thought of him as a snob,' his mind frantically scrambling for an excuse. "I always thought that you hate ramen." As soon as he said that, he wished a big, black hole would materialise and swallow him whole.
Kyouta looked lost for words. "I don't really know I give off such impression, but if you don't mind it, shall we go in?" he broke off the silence after a while, during which Kazuki was kicking himself mentally.
The shop was bigger on the inside compared to what it looked like from outside. Even
:Dreamy Romance 4:.I walk over shyly towards the open seat. Having no idea what's going to:Dreamy Romance 4:.1 year ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
happen next. I sit down on the soft chair, keeping my hands close to my
sides. I notice that there are empty music sheets scattered around the
floor. The barely noticeable notes are smudge from being erased. You
could tell that the person who wrote them was getting frustrated by his
own thoughts. Could they be his? Caleb sets his guitar next to a black
guitar case that had his name stitched on it, in thick white stitches. He
walks back to me and sits down on the stool right next to me. Staring at
me, with a blank expression printed on his face.
"I've been waiting for you." Caleb says in a soft tone, breaking the
"H-huh!?" I say, starling me and my heart.
"I mean, I knew that you would want to come and talk things out. You
seemed kinda upset. And you also seemed like someone who wasn't...you know...
Swallow My SoulMy heartSwallow My Soul2 years ago in Emotional More Like This
begins to glow
as I call out
You may be
but I swear,
you're right here
It's time for
time for dreams
and I know
when I wake.
keep it safe
there will be
we cannot cross,
I love you
Can't you see
that this is
I've never felt
could ever compare
m/m) Sea Blue Eyes Ch.3m/m) Sea Blue Eyes Ch.31 year ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
The summer’s sun was pale and watery but its mere presence in the sky filled Leanis with and excitement and delight. He knew that the change of the seasons meant the return of the young prince and his attendants, whom Leanis had become very interesting over the years, although he could only observe from a distance, catching at most the vaguest echoes of conversation.
He would have liked to talk to the Prince, he was fascinated purely by the movement of his lips, the expressions that formed upon his face. He had fantasized often about approaching the young man while he sat on the beach, but knew that such a thing would be insanity. It was forbidden for his kind to make contact with humans, there was simply far too much danger for their species to do so.
Leanis couldn’t stop himself though, when in the safety of a small fishing boat, the prince and some other young man trespassed upon his own waters. He swam closer than he should have, even skimming his fingers at the trail o
Proposing to Sam I sat in the restaurant, playing nervously with the edges of the tablecloth. Sam would be here any minute. I unrolled the cloth napkin, picked up a spoon, and checked my teeth in its reflection one last time. Everything had to be perfect for when I proposed to Sam. I had planned it for a while, of course. I knew without a doubt that I wanted to spend the rest of my life with Sam. Sam was everything that I had ever wanted smart, caring, funny, and gorgeous. It also didn't hurt that Sam had an ass I never tired of looking at. But the important thing was that I was never happier than in the moments when I was by Sam's side.Proposing to Sam1 year ago in Short Stories More Like This
It all started a year ago when I caught Sam's eye at a bar. I had been having a terrible day and had gone there with no expectations. I was just looking for an escape and a place to unwind after work. Halfwa