The Ticket Master (Stallion Version)[Opening Scene: Dusk Shine and Applejack are doing some farm work. Barbara is sorting through a basket of apples.]The Ticket Master (Stallion Version)3 years ago in Drama More Like This
Barbara: No. Nope. Nope
Applejack: Thank a million, Dusk, for helping me out. I bet Macareina I could get all these golden delicious in the barn by lunchtime. If I win, she's gonna walk down Stirrup Street in one of pappy's old coveralls. [snickers]
Dusk Shine: No problemo , Applejack. I'm glad the goal is lunchtime. All this hard work is making me hungry.
Barbara: I know, right? [Tosses one of the apples. It lands on Dusk Shine's head.]
Dusk Shine: [Annoyed] Seriously? Barb, you've been lounging on my back all morning while we worked.
Barbara: Exactly. You two are taking so long, I missed snack-time.
Dusk Shine: [His stomach growls] Well I guess we better get some food.
Barbara: [looks through more apples] Nope. Worm. A-ha! [pulls out a perfect apple]
Dusk Shine: Oh Barb, that looks delicious. [Barbara eats the apple] [annoyed] Barb!
The Return of Harmony: Part 1 (Stallion Version)[Our story opens up in the Canterlot Royal gardens. Cherryloo is leading his students on a field trip through the statue garden.]The Return of Harmony: Part 1 (Stallion Version)3 years ago in Drama More Like This
Cherryloo: I want to start our field trip here in the world-famous Canterlot sculpture garden. [points to a statue of 3 ponies playing together] That one over there represents "Friendship". [calls out to Applebuck and his friends who are falling behind.] Alright students, this one represents "Victory". [A statue of a stallion with a long mane holding a flag.]
Scooteroll: How cool would it be to have that for a cutie mark?
Applebuck: [sarcastic] Cool if you were actually victoryful at somethin'.
Sweepy Bell: That's not a word!
Scooteroll: [annoyed] What are you, a dictionary?
Cherryloo: [calls out annoyed] Boys! [The CMC boys quickly head over to the teacher] Now this is a really interesting statue. [Points at a strange looking statue] What do you notice about it?
[The statue is of a strange creature. It has the arms of a lioness a
Baby Cakes (Stallion Version)[Our story opens inside Ponyville hospital. The stallion six are looking into the maternity ward at the newborn foals.]Baby Cakes (Stallion Version)3 years ago in Comedy More Like This
Applejack: Can you believe the new baby is finally here?
Dusk Shine: Coffee Cake and Cream Cake must be really proud.
Elusive: I wonder if it's a colt or a filly.
Bubble Berry: [his face is pressed up to the glass] I wanna see the new baby pony! I wanna see! Which one is it?!
Coffee Cake: [inside the ward] Meet our daughter, Angel Cake. [Lowers the blankets to reveal a cream colored pegasus filly.]
Butterscotch: [staring cheery eyed] She's so cute!
Mr. Cake: [approaches a 2nd crib] And our son, Cheese Cake. [Lowers the blanket to reveal a yellow unicorn colt.]
[The stallion six are all surprised.]
Bubble Berry: Two new foals for us to get to know? That's two, two, two times the awesomeness! This is the greatest day ever! [suddenly appears inside the maternity ward] We need to celebrate your birthday, babies, 'cause you were just born today! Woohoo! [prepair
Equestria Boys Part 3: What Am I?[Dusk Shine awakens in a grassy area. He opens his eyes slowly when he hears Barb’s voice.]Equestria Boys Part 3: What Am I?2 years ago in Comedy More Like This
Barb: [off camera][confused] Um… Dusk?
Dusk Shine: Huh? Barb! [A small, fluffy, fru fru, purple and green dog comes in view]I thought Lord Solaris said... [Looks closely at the dog] Barb? Are you a dog?
Barb: [looks over her new body] I... think so. [wags her puffy tail] But... I have no idea what you are!
Dusk Shine: What do you mean- [Dusk Shine examines his front hooves… only to discover that they have been replaced by a pair of hands. The camera zooms out to reveal that Dusk Shine is now a young human man of about 17 years.]
[Dusk Shine just sits there horrified for a few seconds before fainting over backwards.]
Barb: [Starts licking Dusk Shine’s face] Dusk, [Dusk wakes] you have to get it together.
Dusk Shine: [woozy] Wha… What does the rest of me look like?
Barb: [looks over the young man] Um, like you. Only not you. Your muzzle's really small.
Know Your Stars SpikeAnnouncer: Spike...he has a crush on Rarity...Know Your Stars Spike4 years ago in Comedy More Like This
Spike: Aw man. Who told you? Did Twilight go telling people about it again?
Announcer: Spike...doesn't realize that his crush is so obvious that pretty much everyone knows it even if someone does blab...
Spike: Aw, I didn't think it was that notcible.
Announcer: Spike...styles Twilight Sparkle's Mane to look like Rarity's and then makes out with her while she sleeps...
Spike: Oh come on. Just because I liked it when her hair was like that doesn't mean that I do anything like that.
Announcer: Spike...hides under Rarity's bed whenever Twilight Sparkle is away on business...
Spike: Uh...I have no clue what you're talking about.
Announcer: Spike...has a secret love shrine to Rarity that includes loose hairs he finds under Rarity's bad...
Spike: Um...I have no clue what you're talking about, anyway, I sh
Know Your Stars Sweetie BelleAnnouncer: Sweetie Belle...her horn is a fake one made of paper mahche...Know Your Stars Sweetie Belle4 years ago in Comedy More Like This
Sweetie Belle: No it's not, sure I don't really practice magic that much, but that's just because I haven't had much use for it.
Announcer: Sweetie Belle...she's a pimp...
Sweetie Belle: What? I just wanted Miss Cheerilee to have somepony to be with her on Hearts and Hooves day. So what if it was Apple Bloom's brother, he didn't have any pony either.
Announcer: Sweetie Belle...knows that Spike has a crush on her sister...
Sweetie Belle: Doesn't everyone in town pretty much know that? Well, maybe not everyone, but it's not that much of a secret anyway.
Announcer: Sweetie Belle...is scarred that Spike's crush might transfer to her...
Sweetie Belle: Wait, what? I noticed that he liked Twilight when she had the same style as her, but that doesn't mean that he would like me. Wo
Know Your Stars ScootalooAnnouncer: Scootaloo...her wings are fake ones she made out of paper mache to be more like Rainbow Dash...Know Your Stars Scootaloo4 years ago in Comedy More Like This
Scootaloo: Hey, just because I'm not that strong a flier yet doesn't mean that my wings are fake.
Announcer: Scootaloo...has a seceret shrine to Rainbow Dash in her room...
Scootaloo: Wh-wh-wh-wh-wh-wh-what? I don't have a shrine for Rainbow Dash in my room. That's just silly.
Announcer: Scootaloo...doesn't realize that scootering might get her her cutie mark...
Scootaloo: But I've been scootering for a while now. How long would it take?
Announcer: ...and now you know...Scootaloo.
Scootaloo: Wait, is scootering my talent? How do you know about my Rainbow Dash shirne...I mean, hypothetically how would you know? I mean, I don't have a Rainbow Dash shrine, I just don't know how you would know.
Know Your Stars Mayor MareAnnouncer: Mayor Mare...she embezzales money so that she can pay for drugs and hookers...Know Your Stars Mayor Mare3 years ago in Comedy More Like This
Mayor Mare: Now you listen here, I plan the budget so that the taxpayers money is used properly, not on drugs or hookers.
Announcer: Mayor Mare...she lies about her age so that she can take advantage of social security benefits...
Mayor Mare: I am a strict law abiding citizen, I do not lie about my age just to get discounts on things.
Announcer: ...then why do you die your mane?...
Mayor Mare: Oh, well, um, you see, most ponies wouldn't really respect somepony if they didn't have a more dignified mane color; and Pink just isn't really one of those.
Announcer: ...and now you know...Mayor Mare. Who hate's Pink Maned Ponies. Vote Announcer in 2012...
Mayor Mare: Wait, you're running up against me? I'll sue you for slander if you say that.
Announcer: ...too late, this is
Know Your Stars ZecoraAnnouncer: Zecora...lives in the woods because she's wanted for crimes against zebra and pony crime...Know Your Stars Zecora3 years ago in Comedy More Like This
Zecora: These things are not true. What will you say next, that the sky is not blue?
Announcer: Zecora...thinks the sky is purple...
Zecora: The only time a purple sky I did see, was when the being of chaos Discord was set free.
Announcer: Zecora...she's the one who released the Parasprites onto Ponyville in revenge for them not accepting her...
Zecora: That is not something I would do. Even if their actions made me a little blue.
Announcer: ...and now you know...Zecora.
Zecora: They know nothing true about me. Where did you find those facts three?
MLP - The Pony Variety Show! - Episode 4MLP - The Pony Variety Show! - Episode 43 years ago in Comedy More Like This
The Pony Variety Show!
Eager fans flood through the doors, pressing aside competitors for good seats within the crowded theatre! You manage to fight off two ponies and outpace a massive guy, squeezing into a seat before somepony else steals it! The crowd has gotten so big that two full balconies have been added, giving the entire room the feeling of a small stadium! Lights beam everywhere as Spike dashes onto the stage, skidding to a stop at a microphone set at the center.
"Fillies and gentlecolts, bronies of all ages, I give you the fillies that give you the chillies, the ponies who ain't no phonies, the cream of the crop!" He leans in with a grin," Bronies, I suggest you hold your seats. Everypony, it's your little ponies in, the Pony Variety Show!" He quickly dashes from the stage as the theme begins.
With that, the curtain raises, revealing a large cast of ponies in lined up as if doing the conga, all stepping in time to the new opening theme for the show. Pinkie Pie
Secret of My Excess (Stallion Version)[Our story opens inside Dusk Shine's library. He lights a candle and closes the drapes before talking to himself.]Secret of My Excess (Stallion Version)3 years ago in Drama More Like This
Dusk Shine: No distractions. Today is too important. Re-shelving day. [Dusk Shine removes all the books from the shelves and begins sorting through them.] Understanding Medieval Equestria goes in Pony History. Modern Spellcasting. That's Classics. The Art of the To-Do List... actually, I kinda wanna read that again.
[Barbara can be heard giggling off camera. Surprised, Dusk Shine drops his books.]
Dusk Shine: [annoyed] Barb! What are you giggling about?
Barbara: This little beauty is my birthday present to myself! [cuddles with a large red gem] It's a fire ruby! I've been aging it for months, and it's almost ripe! [Barbara tests the ruby with a tuning fork and giggles] [trips over some of the books] Hehe, you took my advice! Just use the whole floor as one big shelf. [Dusk Shine groans annoyed.]
[Theme song plays]
Elusive: [From behind the front door] Hello? [Op
A Canterlot Wedding: Part 1 (Stallion Version)[Our story opens in the middle of an open park. It is a beautiful sunny day. The stallion six are all lounging in the grass. Suddenly Barbara comes running towards them.]A Canterlot Wedding: Part 1 (Stallion Version)3 years ago in Drama More Like This
Elusive: [Relaxing] Isn't it gorgeous out? It's the perfect day to just sit back and relax.
[Barbara continues running towards the stallion six. Rainbow Blitz is busy chewing gum, while Butterscotch is drinking lemonade. Dusk Shine is watching the clouds.]
Barbara: [exhausted] Dusk... Dusk...I... have... lemme just... [hacks up a message from Lord Solaris, and collapes]
Dusk Shine: [takes the message] Thank you Barb. [reading] "Most Honorable Dusk Shine, I am sure you are as excited as I am about the upcoming wedding in Canterlot." [Stops reading, and gets confused] Wedding? [Continues reading] "I will be presiding over the ceremony, but would very much like you and your friends to help with the preparations for this momentous occasion. Butterscotch, I would like you and your songbird choir to provide the music.
Equestria Boys Part 2: Enter Sunset Glare[Next Scene, inside the Crystal Palace hallways. A young guard is patrolling the area.]Equestria Boys Part 2: Enter Sunset Glare2 years ago in Comedy More Like This
[A flash of light is seen from a nearby room, and a mysterious hooded pony exits the room.]
[The hooded pony sneaks up on the guard. When the guard pauses to look around at a hallway intersection, the hooded pony grabs her by the neck, and knocks her out with a sleeper hold. Once she is unconscious, he tosses her into a nearby closet.]
[With the coast clear, the hooded pony enters Dusk Shine’s bedroom. The hooded pony walks past Barb and approaches Dusk Shine’s helmet, which he has left on his nightstand. With great caution, the hooded pony removes the helmet, places it in his bag, pulls out a fake papier-mâché version of the helmet, and places it where the real helmet used to be.]
[The thief then begins to leave the bedroom, but he accidently trips over Barb’s tail, waking everyone in the room.]
Barb: [Waking up] Huh? [notices the thief] What!?
Equestria Boys Part 4: Saving Butterscotch[Dusk Shine and Barb are walking through the hallway when they hears what sounds like Butterscotch off in the distance.]Equestria Boys Part 4: Saving Butterscotch2 years ago in Drama More Like This
Pink-haired boy: [inside a nearby bathroom][Scared] I’m sorry! I’m sorry! I just found it and I thought I should give it to him. I didn’t know it was yours. Please don’t hurt me!
[Dusk Shine and Barb peeks into the bathroom to see a jerk jock with a black letterman jacket bullying a pink haired boy. He has the boy pined to the wall.]
Jerk Jock: Yea, It was mine! And I was about to get it before you swooped in and mucked everything up! You shouldn't pick up things that don't belong to you.
Pink-haired boy: [very quietly] It... doesn't really belong to you, either.
Jerk Jock: [Pulls his fist back, ready to punch][angry] What did you just say!
Pink-haired boy: [scared] Nothing! I didn’t say anything!
Jerk Jock: That’s what I thought.
[The Jock releases his victim. The pink hired boy slowly slides down the wall and curls up into a
Know Your Stars GildaAnnouncer: Gilda...she's angry that her lover Rainbow Dash rejected her...Know Your Stars Gilda3 years ago in Comedy More Like This
Gilda: Woah, we were not lovers. I'm just mad that she would prefer hanging out with losers over me.
Announcer: Gilda...doesn't realize that by being rejected by Rainbow Dash, she's the real loser...
Gilda: Pfft, what kind of stupid thing is that, I'm awesome and their the losers, end of story.
Announcer: Gilda...she wishes she was a pony...
Gilda: NEVER! Griffins rule and ponies drool.
Announcer: ...and now you know...Gilda the racist Griffin.
Gilda: WHAT?!? That doesn't mean I'm a racist. Wait, does it, nah.
MLP - The Pony Variety Show! - Episode 5MLP - The Pony Variety Show! - Episode 53 years ago in Comedy More Like This
The Pony Variety Show!
The crowd is bustling, pressing and fighting to get into the theatre's doors for the best seats! The press of the crowd is so tight that people keep getting knocked over, shoved around, and generally pushed into stuff! Suddenly you realize that one particularly fat brony is trying to squeeze through the door desperately for the third time! Watching patiently as he makes the entryway, you see him rush in through the front entrance, look around in confusion, and rush the doors again!
"Muhahahahaha!" Discord's laugh echoes from above as the chaotic cycle of entry and reentry continues.
"Discord!" Twilight Sparkle's voice resounds from somewhere in the chamber. "I told you no enchanting the doors! It's really not helpful!"
"Oh fine. You're such a killjoy, you know that?" With a snap, the door returns to normal, and you can all enter the theatre.
You quickly find a seat, watching eagerly as everypony settles down, their eyes riveted upon the stage. Spike darts
The Mare in the Moon: Part 1 (Stallion Version)[A book appears before us and slowly opens to a narrator's voice. He has a strong, authoritative voice, but one that is also kind. Similar sounding to Patrick Stewart]The Mare in the Moon: Part 1 (Stallion Version)3 years ago in Drama More Like This
Narrator: Once upon a time in the honorable land of Equestria. There were two regal brothers who ruled together, and created harmony for all the land. To do this, the eldest used his unicorn magic to raise the sun at dawn; the younger brought out the moon to begin the night. Thus, the two brothers' maintained balance for their kingdom and their subjects, all the different types of ponies.
But as time went on, the younger brother became resentful. The ponies relished and played in the day his elder brother brought forth, but shunned and slept through his beautiful night.
One fateful day, the younger alicorn refused to lower the moon to make way for the dawn. The elder brother tried to reason with him, but the bitterness in the young one's heart had transfor
A Canterlot Wedding: Part 2 (Stallion Version)[Our story opens in a dark cavern. Dusk Shine is using his horn to illuminate his surroundings.]A Canterlot Wedding: Part 2 (Stallion Version)3 years ago in Drama More Like This
Dusk Shine: [calls out] Hello! [walks forward] Can anyone hear me? [Dusk Shine bumps into a crystal wall. Prince Bolero can be heard laughing manically in the distance.] Where am I? [Suddenly Lord Bolero's face appears in the crystal walls.]
Lord Bolero: You're in the caves beneath Canterlot, once home to selfish unicorns who wanted to claim the gems that could be found inside. And now, your prison.
Dusk Shine: [Scared] Help! Anypony!
Lord Bolero: [evil chuckle] It's no use. No one can hear you. And no one will ever think to look for you, either. Most ponies have forgotten that these caves even exist. That's why they're the perfect place to keep anyone who tries to muck up my plans. Mhahahahaha
Dusk Shine: [worried] Plans What plans?
Lord Bolero: [gets a very naughty look on his face] The plans I have for your sister.
Dusk Shine: [Enraged] If you hurt my sister, I swear to Solaris,
Putting Your Hoof Down (Stallion Version)[Our story opens inside Butterscotch's cottage. He is feeding the animals.]Putting Your Hoof Down (Stallion Version)3 years ago in Drama More Like This
Butterscotch: [ringing a bell] Lunch time! Who's hungry? [pours animal feed on the floor] Plenty for everypony. [the animals begin eating very quickly] Slow down, little guy.
[The animals stop to stare at Butterscotch for a moment before resuming their fast paced eating. Meanwhile, Lilitha is waiting impatiently for her food.]
Butterscotch: [pours the animal feed into Lilitha's bowl] Here you go, Lilitha. [Lilitha kicks the bowl away, and it lands on Butterscotch's head. Butterscotch removes the bowl and notices Lilitha appears to be holding back tears.] Okay, you win Miss Picky-Pants. [Retreaves a nice salad from the table] Carrots, lettuce, and apples, eat up! [Lilitha start crying] What but
[Lilitha demonstrates her dislike of the salad by putting the cucumber in her mouth, turning green, and pretending to die.]
Butterscotch: But- Then, what will you eat? [Lilitha runs off a
Equestria Boys: Beginning Scene[Our movie opens up in the streets of The Crystal Empire. Lord Dusk Shine and his friends are heading towards the Crystal Palace.]Equestria Boys: Beginning Scene2 years ago in Comedy More Like This
Applejack: Hoo-wee! Your very first Lord’s summit. You must be over the moon, Dusk.
Lord Dusk Shine: I am feeling pretty excited. But, to be honest, I'm a little nervous, too.
Bubble Berry: [pops up out of nowhere] You're nervicited! It's like you wanna jump up and down and yell "I’M AWSOME!!!" But you also wanna curl up in a little ball [curls up into a little ball] and hide at the same time! [Gets back up. The Transformers sound effect plays when he does this] We've all been there! [ruffles Dusk’s mane]
Butterscotch: [to himself] I feel like that all the time...
Applejack: You've got no reason to worry, Dusk. Everything's gonna be just-
Elusive: [interrupts loudly] Dusk Shine! [calms down] Oh, apologies my good man, but I just realized you're not wearing your Lord’s helmet. You haven't forgotten it back in Ponyville, ha