Mistletoe Immunity - TSP Episode 7Threadbare South ParkMistletoe Immunity - TSP Episode 73 years ago in Humor More Like This
Episode #7: "Mistletoe Immunity: A Musical Christmas Adventure"
(TSP Season 1 Episode 7)
NOTE: This piece is written in the form of a script. It contains naughty language. Mr. Garrison speaks for Mr. Hat. Kenny's lines are parenthesized to indicate that they are muffled. This story takes place when the kids are in the third grade.
ALL CHARACTERS AND EVENTS IN THIS EPISODE--EVEN THOSE BASED ON REAL PEOPLE--ARE ENTIRELY FICTIONAL. ALL CANON CHARACTERS' LINES ARE WRITTEN BY THREADBARESP...POORLY. THE FOLLOWING SCRIPT CONTAINS COARSE LANGUAGE AND DUE TO ITS CONTENT SHOULD NOT BE READ BY ANYONE.
The kids are in the third grade classroom, staring at the clock as Mr. Garrison speaks.
Mr. Garrison: So that's how Napoleon celebrated Christmas in 1962. Are there any questions?
Cartman: Come on, come on could this clock move any slower?
Mr. Garrison: Excuse me, Eric
MexPiri Drabble - The BestThe year was 1667.MexPiri Drabble - The Best2 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
New Spain and Philippines were two of Spain’s many colonies back then. They had been introduced to one another just over a century ago, with the former acting as a friend and caretaker of sorts to the latter. What helped keep their connection stable during those times was the inauguration of the Manila-Acapulco Galleon Trade. Usually it was New Spain who visited the female archipelago, but this time he decided to switch it up, bring her back to his.
The two, young teenagers in appearance, were walking hand in hand throughout Mexico City. Philippines wasn’t familiar with what the city used to be. Tenochtitlan. Only New Spain would ever understand the beauty of what this city was like before he was struck by colonialism. He could only offer Philippines a smile as she admired the new architecture that spread through the land.
Still, it was great to watch her smile. He knew there was a lot she missed also. They both had family they’d been separated from
Breaking NewsBreaking News.Breaking News3 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
That's somebody's mother.
Who was beaten and raped by another
Individual who couldn't control their seedy sexual desires.
Just because you can't smell the stench of burning skin.
Doesn't mean this world isn't intrinsically on fire.
That's somebody's daughter.
Who was kidnapped, molested and tortured.
By another who couldn't control their dishevelled cravings.
Super heros do not exist in this reality.
Does that mean this world is not worth saving?
That's somebody's father.
Who was shot by another individual who would rather
Resort to violence to settle a trivial dispute.
The things humans can do to each other.
No one can deny this world is not filled with ill repute.
That's somebody's son.
Who was a victim of a hit and run
Situation that should never had occurred.
His family are now seeking solace from a church.
But can anyone really say that in the end
We all get what we deserve?
Rhyme Scheme Poem - Stand OutI sit on my window sill looking outRhyme Scheme Poem - Stand Out2 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
The rain weeps for a purpose I know none
I wish not for it to stop its stories
They drift away my loneliness in me
The raindrops are my only company
Yet I do not see them oh so often
When I do I know someone understands
I am different to everyone else
I am a black sheep in my family
I am the red rose within the white rose bush
People wish they could stick out in the crowd
How they do not understand the pain caused
Why did I have to stand out like a runt?
I have no friends I am all alone
Anti-Choice Pity PropagandaThe Scientifically Correct Version of the Pro-Forced-Birth PieceAnti-Choice Pity Propaganda5 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
I am only 8 inches long but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat is my favorite lullaby.
You're only about the size of an apple seed.
A tiny ball of cells with a few folds of tissue.
Your organs haven't all formed yet.
You can't hear or feel anything yet.
You shouldn't even be talking.
You need a developed brain for that.
Today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.
What ? But how? You don't even have a mouth to open yet.
Your fingers are coming in, yes, but they aren't fully developed.
Actually, they still have some webbing between them.
Why am I even talking to a voice that came from nowhere?
Is this part of the trauma that com
Dealing with Art Thieves, Trolls and ScammersdeviantART is a lovely site, one of the best I've come across. However, like all good things, it has it's bad side. This guide teaches you how to deal with those really bad things, art thieves, trolls and scammers.Dealing with Art Thieves, Trolls and Scammers3 years ago in Reviews & Guides More Like This
These people can be really distressing for an artist. They can find themselves in a situation which they don't know how to handle. Hopefully, this first part should guide you on how to deal with them.
~If someone steals your art
If you are informed or find out yourself that your artwork was stolen, go straight to the deviation and proceed with these three steps:
Step 1: Say something like 'This art is stolen, please delete it.' If, within a week, the art is gone, forget about it. If not, carry on to step two.
Step 2: Return to the deviation and tell them again 'This art has been stolen from me, delete it.'. Again, if the art is gone within a week, forget about it.
The Problem with Self Inserts The Problem with Self InsertsThe Problem with Self Inserts 2 years ago in Reviews & Guides More Like This
There is nothing wrong with inserting yourself into a story. Like anything, it can be well done or... not so well done. The fact is, the majority of people who tend to write about self inserts happen to be beginners. Naturally, that causes there to be a pattern of certain, specific mistakes that are frequently found whilst reading anything on the internet. The purpose of this deviation isn't to say that self inserts are bad. I'm simply going to point out the most common mistakes that we usually encounter.
1. Making ourselves better than we really are.
Don't be fooled by the word "better." This can be replaced with mysterious, deep, dark, tragic, romantic, lovable... anything we want. Maybe a mix of a few of those things. The point is, the version of ourselves will be biased.
2. Not making anything bad happen to yourself
Let's talk about the word "bad." Does this mean something, perhaps, like... getting a disease? No. It means anything that interferes with
Those WordsIt’s alright.Those Words2 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
I’m not going to judge your decision.
You’re not going to judge my decision.
You’re not going to judge
I appreciate that,
No, I lied.
I appreciate the effort.
I appreciate the effort you made
to tell me that you’ll still be here.
But those words,
those tiny, insignificant words,
It makes me cringe every time I hear
and I hear them far too often.
I hate those words with all of my being.
No matter how much I plead
that you don’t say them anymore
I know that you still think them.
I’ve spent bleary-eyed nights trying to tell you
that it’s not a choice,
because IT ISN’T.
I don’t know how to say it differently.
I never asked to be like this.
I never asked for everyone to look at me differently.
I never asked to be tormented by my feelings.
I never asked to be treated like I’m different,
just because of a part of me beyond my decision.
I never a
Goodbye Yesterday (KorPiri fic preview)Maricela's eyes widened as the young man's body came hurtling down, breaking through the aquatic surface and sinking into the deep blue. The wave jolted, thrashing up onto the grassy shore just metres from her position. Her breath was caught in her throat as she watched and waited on the riverside. Would that man resurface or not?Goodbye Yesterday (KorPiri fic preview)2 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
She had only noticed him briefly before the occurrence. A stranger had a hand pressed to the back of this young man's head and then he fell limp from the bridge they stood on. The stranger disappeared as the man took a dive into the river below. She didn't know what to make of it. It wasn't her business.
Still, this young man was not appearing. Maricela glanced around – nobody else was helping..! She hastily shoved her books and stationary onto the lush green and hurried into the water. Drawing in a quick breath, she plunged herself underwater. The water wasn't all that dirty. It didn't take long for her to spot the young man, but it was going to be tougher w
Sisters Suck - TSP Episode 3Threadbare South ParkSisters Suck - TSP Episode 33 years ago in Humor More Like This
Episode #3: "Sisters Suck"
(TSP Season 1 Episode 3)
NOTE: This piece is written in the form of a script. Being South Park, it has some naughty language. Mr. Garrison speaks for Mr. Hat. Kenny's lines are parenthesized to indicate that they are muffled. This story takes place when the kids are in the third grade.
ALL CHARACTERS AND EVENTS IN THIS EPISODE--EVEN THOSE BASED ON REAL PEOPLE--ARE ENTIRELY FICTIONAL. ALL CANON CHARACTERS' LINES ARE WRITTEN BY 'THREADBARE'...POORLY. THE FOLLOWING SCRIPT CONTAINS COARSE LANGUAGE AND DUE TO ITS CONTENT SHOULD NOT BE READ BY ANYONE.
Sunday morning, the Marsh house: in Shelly's room, Shelly is beating Stan over the head with a shoe.
Stan: Ah, Jesus! Shelly, stop it! Stop!
Shelly: You stay in your corner, turd! You made me do this!
Stan runs out of the room and into the kitchen. His parents are there, dressed up nicely.
Sharon: Stanley, why aren't you dressed ye
Fragile No MoreFragile No More3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
"Ten minutes to breakfast, Arielle darling!" a man's voice called jovially from the kitchen window, his voice mingling with the chirping of bluebirds and the quiet burble of a fountain nearby.
"Okay, Dad," I replied from the yard.
Warm, bright sunlight crept over the hedge and licked at my arms as I strolled through the garden, my slippers sinking into the soft grass. Colossal trees towered above me, their branches laden with heavy golden fruit. Roses the size of cabbages smiled up at me, and the surrounding air was infused with the sweet scent of jasmine, which I inhaled deeply, relishing the moment. Here, amongst the oversized flowers and multi-coloured foliage, was home.
A glint of morning sunlight pierced my vision. I blinked, seeing nothing but an afterimage. Where was that from?
Editorial: Why Is There No Love For Pound Puppies?DandyAndy1989 EditorialEditorial: Why Is There No Love For Pound Puppies?2 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Hello, I'm DandyAndy1989! Bringing you your favorite series into my own fan fiction image! Why is there no love for Pound Puppies?
Clips of the 2010 Pound Puppies show occur
I'm talking about this new show on The Hub. Shortly after the Nostalgia Critic's review of The Legend of Big Paw, there was a new adaptation to Hasbro's toy line of adoptable puppies who needed to be adopted or they would be put to sleep. They tried to make a new revival along with other toy lines by the same company, and we all know which ones we're talking about just by looking at them. So, I decided that I could give one of them a try, and I went with the new version of Pound Puppies. I watched it, and the big question is...is it good? Well, actually...yeah!
I think this is a great adaptation to the toy line! Much better than what Hanna-Barbera did back in the day. It has a good message to anyone who would like dogs or not. Anyone could enjoy any cartoon about dogs and get
Eyes See!"I see..."Eyes See!2 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
pro-choice"Because I had had sex, someone thought I deserved to die." (Cerullo qtd. in Hadley 79) "She was bleeding at the wrong time, and it didn't stop. She went to the emergency room here at a Catholic hospital, and they refused to take care of her. They just flatly refused…they would not touch her because she might be pregnant, and they might disturb the child. She continued to bleed." (Paley 8)pro-choice9 years ago in Academic Essays More Like This
"I found out I was pregnant when I was fourteen. I didn't get a period. I talked to nobody. I panicked. I sat in hot baths. I drank these strange concoctions girls told me about—something like Johnny Walker Red with a little bit of Clorox, alcohol, baking soda—which probably saved my stomach—and some sort of cream. You mixed it all up. I got violently ill." (Goldberg 116)
"I didn't make any noise at all. I bit through my lip. I tried n
Nothing Ordinary- Chap. 1It's a wonderful day! The sun is shining, the boat is flying and the ninjas are playing videogames.Nothing Ordinary- Chap. 13 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
“OUTTA THE WAY CLOUDS! THISTLE'S COMIN THROUGH!”
A sharp scream pierces the sky and the clouds break as a small girl hurls through the air.
“ Ha! That's right! All you clouds are going down the drain! Haha!”
Thistle laughs in victory, suddenly she turns with a toothy grin.
“ A cloud shaped ship! This one's going to be fun to smash.”
Her wings bursts into action as she hurls herself like a cannon ball.
Suddenly her smile turns into shock and-
Thistle finds herself face to face with a lovely ship.
What happens when you crash into a ship.
Thistle opened her eyes slowly as four boys chattering to each other.
“Who the heck is this?” the white ninja questioned.
“I don't know. There was a crash and we found her!” the red ninja replied.
“Ha! She looks like a crushed lizard.” the st
One of the Girls: A South Park Fanfic - Pt. 3"One of the Girls"One of the Girls: A South Park Fanfic - Pt. 33 years ago in Humor More Like This
Note: I know Bebe is a character that some people like and some people hate. Personally, I'm actually pretty neutral. I portray Bebe as a bitch in this story because it works for the story I'm trying to tell. Bebe is a character who, on the show, only has prominent roles every once in a while, and when they do come about, her personality varies widely. In "Bebe's Boobs Destroy Society," she's a victim. In "Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset," she's a bitch. I'm using "Bebe the bitch" as a character here.
Part 3. Charlie Gets a Makeover
Just after four that afternoon, Bebe and the girls stand outside the Old Navy, talking and laughing amongst themselves. Wendy, who is shopping at the mall by herself, sees them. She glances up at the letters spelling the name of the store, then she looks back at the girls. Confused, she approaches them. The girls stop giggling and face her.
"Oh, hi, Wendy," says Bebe with a smile.
Wendy smiles back, but looks somew
Dating: It's a Process - TSP Valentine's SpecialThreadbare South Park: Valentine's Day SpecialDating: It's a Process - TSP Valentine's Special3 years ago in Romance More Like This
"Dating: It's a Process"
Contest Entry Version
To ze lovely readers from the Kyle Broflovski Fan Club:
This is (obviously) an entry for the Valentine's Day contest. The story is set when the kids are in the fourth grade. I feel I must warn you about something: this story is an abridged version of an "episode" of my South Park fanfiction series, and it centers around Kyle and an original character. Now, I can see the wincing and cringing, but bear with me it isn't as bad as it sounds.
Thank you and enjoy.
ALL CHARACTERS AND EVENTS IN THIS EPISODEEVEN THOSE BASED ON REAL PEOPLEARE ENTIRELY FICTIONAL. ALL CANON CHARACTERS' LINES ARE WRITTEN BY THREADBARESP.... POORLY. THE FOLLOWING SCRIPT CONTAINS COARSE LANGUAGE AND DUE TO ITS CONTENT SHOULD NOT BE READ BY ANYONE.
DATE: JAN. 27 (FRIDAY)
TIME: 09:04 PM
COUNTDOWN: 18 DAYS
Stan and Charlie
i love youhis hands own my bodyi love you2 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
creeping up my spine.
whispering lover’s tales
as he rips out my heart.
her hands ghost over mine
elbows brushing in union.
finger tips stealing away tears
whispering honest truth.
‘i love you’
The Last Olympian CH. 2Olivia slowly opened her eyes and slightly tilted her head to the right checking to see that time it was. She soon then got up and went straight to her bathroom to look at herself. "Ew." She said as she was rubbing her cheeks and feeling how rough they were. She then decided to take a nice cold shower.The Last Olympian CH. 23 years ago in Scraps More Like This
Minutes later after coming out of the shower, having a towel wrapped around her, she walked towards her iPod and plugged it onto her speakers and started searching for the song she wished to play while getting dressed. "I'm sexy and I know it." Smiled Olivia and kept that song while getting dressed. She always dressed in blue, gray, and black, which basically were her type of colors, but it was mostly blue.
"Olivia!" Called out her mother who was in the kitchen bashing up some dinner. "Dinner is almost ready! Why don't you invite your friend Nia over?"
"Alright mom. I'll do it." Olivia said has she walked down the stairs to the front door.
As she was going to grab onto the knob some hand
You Can't Forget Something Like ThatI lay on my bed,You Can't Forget Something Like That3 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
Staring at my ceiling,
Covered with pictures,
That I drew for you.
About all the wrong things I did,
And the ways,
That they are unforgettable.
I did love you,
That wasn't a lie.
It was just that.
I never actually did anything,
We loved one another,
But neither asked the other.
I was lost,
I still am.
I can't stop thinking of my mistakes,
And the ways,
I could've changed everything.
Everything I've done,
Is not enough to make me hurt myself,
But it's still enough,
Hurt leaves a mark,
And you can't forget something like that.
It's there to remind you,
Of your mistake,
And to make sure,
That you never do it again.
I turn on my bed,
Trying to sleep,
But my mind is so full of our memories,
It feels as though,
Is leaving a scar,
On my mind,
You can't forget something like that.
But at the same time...
You desperately need to.
Girl Scout Cookies - TSP Episode 13Threadbare South ParkGirl Scout Cookies - TSP Episode 133 years ago in Humor More Like This
Episode #13: "Girl Scout Cookies"
(TSP Season 2 Episode 1)
NOTE: I do not own South Park, but I wish I did. This piece is written in the form of a script. It contains naughty language and a surprisingly tolerable original character. Kenny's lines are parenthesized to indicate that they are muffled. Enjoy.
ALL CHARACTERS AND EVENTS IN THIS EPISODE--EVEN THOSE BASED ON REAL PEOPLE--ARE ENTIRELY FICTIONAL. ALL CHARACTERS' LINES ARE WRITTEN BY THREADBARESP...POORLY. THE FOLLOWING SCRIPT CONTAINS COARSE LANGUAGE AND DUE TO ITS CONTENT SHOULD NOT BE READ BY ANYONE.
Cartman, his mom, and Becca are at South Park Food Mart, going down the snack food aisle. Becca sits in the shopping cart. Cartman grabs all the different items he wants.
Cartman: Ooh, Twinkies! We're getting low on those [He grabs three boxes.] And Doritos I want Nacho Cheese, and Ranch, and Sour Cream
Ms. Cartman: Now, Eric, we can't buy all of these thi
One of the Girls: A South Park Fanfic - Pt. 4"One of the Girls"One of the Girls: A South Park Fanfic - Pt. 43 years ago in Humor More Like This
Part 4. That's Amore
Kyle, Kenny, Cartman, and Charlie enter the gymnasium, which has been decked out with streamers and balloons for the dance.
Token, wearing a tuxedo and a frown, greets them at the door.
"Welcome to the Martin Luther King Day dance," he says in a tired monotone. "Please leave your coats in the storage closet. Direct all music requests to the DJ."
Kyle, Kenny, and Charlie head over to deposit their coats in the closet. Cartman doesn't: he stays rooted to the spot, looking around the gymnasium in confusion.
"Token," he says after a long pause, " the fuck?"
"Where are all the Cajuns and gangstahs and professional athletes?" Cartman demands.
"What are you talking about? It's a dance. Go dance," Token says with annoyance, gesturing toward the mostly empty dance floor.
Cartman glares at Token. "Goddamn it! I came here for soul and funk and rhythm and blues, not middle-class white suburban garbage! I want my racial stereotypes!"