Shame at the Check-OutShame at the Check-Out3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
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Shame at the Checkout
Beads of cold sweat rolled down Rainbow Dash's neck. The hot ceiling lights above intensifying the anxiety she felt to such a point that she felt as though she was going to pass out. There she was, standing in the middle of Ponyville's largest store. Her eyes were wide, staring at the newest piece of fan-merchandise being sold.
No, it wasn't anything to do with the Wonderbolts.
It was a limited-time offer Daring Do wallet. Rainbow Dash had to keep her mouth shut to prevent drooling. The wallet was grey and had adventurer's face printed on the front, grinning competitively at some invisible foe. She was a force to be reckoned with, even as just a picture. Hilariously, based on how she looked out of the wallet, Rainbow Dash felt like she was the foe- her hero's ruby eyes piercing into her own like arrows in bows, primed to fire.
Overall, it was beyond awesome, much better t
'Twas Hearth's Warming Eve...'Twas Hearth's Warming Eve...4 years ago in Humor More Like This
'Twas Hearth's Warming Eve
And under the moon
Not a pony was stirring
Not an owl, not a loon
Foals' stockings were hung
On the mantle with pride
In hopes that best pony
Soon there would arrive
They slept in their beds
All those dear little fillies
Dreaming cookies and cupcakes
And donuts with filling
When up on the rooftop
I heard something quite swoopy
As if AJ's sister
Were there loop-de-hooping
I arose from my bed
And donned my wool stockings
(For I couldn't be naked
If guests were a' knocking!)
I slunk down the stairs
And to my great surprise
Was greeted by coal dust
And a pair of blue eyes
"Shhh!" said the soot
Covered pony below me
"We don't want to wake
all these nice sleeping ponies!"
Her scaly companion
Showed expression quite vacant
But she thought I was sleeping
So I decided to fake it
As light as a pegasus
And as quiet as a mouse
I descended the stairs
To watch this guest in my house
She pulled out a bag
And I knew then for sure
She had snuck in to rob us
And leave us all p
The Alicorn Conspiracy Case FileTS-65 IncidentThe Alicorn Conspiracy Case File2 years ago in Humor More Like This
Crime: Identity Theft, possible foalnapping or murder.
Arrested: Twilight Sparkle, Alicorn, Female, 21. Princess Celestia, Alicorn, Female, ????.
Victim: Twilight Sparkle, Unicorn, 21
Witnesses: Applejack, Fluttershy, Rainbow Dash, Rarity, Pinkie Pie, Derpy Hooves
Prosecutor: Princess Luna
Defence Attorney: Self-representation
Lead Detective: Pinkie Pie
Case Outline: The victim was involved in some vigorous magic training, when she appeared to explode. A few hours after this occurred, an image resembling the cutie mark of the victim appeared in the sky. The suspects appeared from this phenomena. The prime suspect insists she is the victim who has ascended, leading to the accusation of identity theft. Princess Celestia also insisted as such, and has been arrested on suspicion of being an accomplice. The arrested have raised suspicion by resisting arrest and claiming diplomatic immunity. The investigators are currently trying to find any trace of the victim.
MLP - Magic duel - ReviewOnce again, this review will contain spoilers. Those of you who haven't watched the episode yet, you have been warned.MLP - Magic duel - Review3 years ago in Reviews & Guides More Like This
So our episode begins with a mysterious hooded figure rummaging around some trinkets in an old house in the night. The shopkeeper arrives and ask what the figure wants, and the latter points to an object on the shelf known as the "alicorn amulet", one of the most powerful magical charms in Equestria. At first he refuses to sell, but one bag of gold soon changes his mind, leading to the opening credits.
Afterwards, we find Twilight and Spike are at Fluttershy's, practicing her magic by levitating the animals. After that, it's revealed that this was in preparation for an upcoming visit by Celestia and a few diplomats, when Rainbow Dash comes crashing in, telling Twilight that she's needed in town. They arrive to find that the hooded figure is using magic on Rarity, much to the latter's dismay. Twilight demands to know what's going on and the hooded figure reveals herself
Pinkassic ParkPinkassic Park3 years ago in Humor More Like This
It was going to be a perfectly normal day for Pinkie Pie; in other words, it was going to be anything but normal. Today was simply going to be a little freakier than normal.
She was happily bouncing towards Sweet Apple Acres, wondering what Applejack was doing. Hopefully nothing that was too much work, that would be boring! Although maybe she could make it less so... or maybe she could turn Applejack's work into a game! That would be so much fun! Of course, if Applejack wasn't doing anything, then she could have even more fun! But even if she didn't want to do anything with Pinkie, then maybe she could have an adventure with Apple Bloom and her friends! Oh that would be so much- twitchy tail!
Pinkie stopped. Something was about to fall, so she had to get out of the way before-
The source of the voice was right above Pinkie, so she ran out of the way just as something big, brown, fuzzy, and vaguely Draconian, with a mass of purple hair fell where she had
Adventures of Moonwing part 3Adventures of Moonwing part 33 years ago in Profiles More Like This
The next day Moonwing awakens to animals with curious looks on their faces, it was the break of dawn, he could hear Fluttershy waking up and moving around upstairs Moonwing yawns and stretches, revealing his fangs. All of the animals darted back to their little hiding places, in the process making a lot of noise running into things. Fluttershy was now on her way downstairs.
Moonwing:* feeling horrible thought to himself* you blew it, that fast, I guess I really do look like a monster…
He looks around the room and sees something that gives him hope, one white bunny was in a corner, he was still scared, but apparently not as scared as the rest. He reaches out a hoof to make contact with the bunny, only to have it smacked away. The bunny dashed for the stares to Fluttershy, who saw the what he had done.
Fluttershy: Moonwing, is everything ok?
Moonwing: *holding back tears* yeah, everything’s fine… The animals were just in the wrong place, at the wrong time…
One day at Hasbro HQOne day at Hasbro HQOne day at Hasbro HQ2 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Meghan McCarthy: You wanted to see me, sir?
Hasbro C.E.O.: Ah, Miss McCarthy. Please have a seat.
*McCarthy sits down*
Hasbro C.E.O.: So, Miss McCarthy, how is Season 3 coming along?
Meghan McCarthy: Great, sir! Larson is writing the last episode right now.
Hasbro C.E.O.: Good, good. Oh would you please do a small favor for me?
Meghan McCarthy: Of course, sir. What is it?
*Hasbro C.E.O. picks up and shows alicorn toy*
Hasbro C.E.O.: You see this, Miss McCarthy?
Meghan McCarthy: Is that… Twilight Sparkle, sir?
Hasbro C.E.O.: This is the new and improved Twilight Sparkle. She’s a princess now and I want you to promote our new product through this episode.
Meghan McCarthy: WHAT?! But sir we’re already half way through with writing the episode.
Hasbro C.E.O.: That’s all right. Put her in the second act!
Meghan McCarthy: But sir, do you realize how
Adventures of Moonwing part 2Adventures of Moonwing part 23 years ago in Profiles More Like This
Twilight, Fluttershy, packed up their saddlebags went to go do what they had planned to doing, having a picnic with Fluttershy's animal friends, and they took Moonwing along to, he knew it was because twilight didn't trust him,but Fluttershy was going to invite him, right before the whole questioning session began. He had no idea as to where they were going, but he noticed a lot of trees in the with a in barn the front of them distance, he asked if that is where they were heading to for the picnic they said yes, and that it was called Sweet Apple Acres he had never heard of an apple, he was curious as to what it could be, but kept to himself about it.
They arrived at Sweet Apple Acers and they went into the orchard where there was a checkered blanket already set up and for some reason balloons were set up with it. Then the second they stepped into the clearing, "Surprise!" exclaimed a Pinkie Pie as she seemingly jumped out from nowhere. Moonwing jumped onto his back yelling, he d
Chaos and LaughterChaos and LaughterChaos and Laughter3 years ago in Romance More Like This
Discord sighed and began walking around the small stone room he was trapped in. Being a statue was boring, even though you could still do whatever you wanted the space was just too small to contain the immortal spirit of chaos. He slumped onto the floor and groaned, "It's so boring!"
He heard a faint whisper and saw a round glow appear in front of his face. He frowned and prepared himself for another verbal beating from Celestia. Her face appeared and the Canterlot gardens framed her face. "Hello Tia, have you come to gloat again?"
She looked at him in disgust as he said her childhood nickname, "No, Discord. I've come to talk to you civilly like I always do."
He coiled unto himself and put his face directly in front of hers, "It always turns into gloating."
She sighed in annoyance as Luna came walking up behind her. Discord turned away and sat on his tail sulking. Luna spoke to her sister, "Give him another chance Tia."
Discord's ear perked up but he tried to appear
Smile Smile Smile, My Little Pony FIM TabGuitar Tab for Smile Smile Smile, from MLP Friendship is MagicSmile Smile Smile, My Little Pony FIM Tab4 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
by Daniel Ingram
Transposed and tabbed by Erik Berg, using lyrics from Mr Mediocre.
C C/D C/E C/G
My name is Pinkie Pie (Hello!)
C C/D C/E C/D
And I am here to say (How ya doin?)
Am G C Em F G
I'm gonna make you smile, And I will brighten up your day!
C C/D C/E C/G
It doesn't matter now, (What's up?)
LifeLife is painful, yet the pain is what makes life worth living.Life3 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
Death is an out, yet it is not a perfect solution.
Only by living life to the fullest of extents... are we able to say that we lived a life worthy of living.
Otherwise, your life is for naught... and will not help you in your time of judgement.
SurvivorsSofia Lamb watched Eleanor and the Little Sisters boiling off the water in the ballast tanks. It looked like they would succeed. Meanwhile, Subject Delta, the 'man' who had destroyed Eleanor and her dreams was fighting off the Family's final attack. It didn't look like he would lose.Survivors5 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Sofia was furious. She knew Eleanor could have easily teleported into the sub with her mother and leave Delta behind. But it seemed her loyalty was with her false father and not her true mother.
The water was boiled off and Eleanor joined the fight to defend her 'father'.
That was the last straw for Sofia. Delta would never be saved. In the escape sub's control room, she began to make the necessary calculations to rise, and fast. She would take the sub up and leave that monster behind. Eleanor...
"So that's it, Doctor Lamb? All that talk about family and you jus' gonna leave Eleanor?"
Sofia was shocked beyond belief hearing the voice of Grace Holloway behind her. She turned around
And was immediatly greete
Life LessonsLife Lessons4 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Pinkie sighed blissfully as she felt a scaled tail wrapping around her tiny frame.
Cool breath on the back of her neck and thin, sharp claws stroking her hair all reassured her she was safe and secure, pushing out any memories of hardships. Tough, life altering decisions?
Pfft, nope. None of those.
She opened her eyes, gazing groggily around the room.
No tail, no claws, no clouds. Just Twilight's library and her legs tangled in blankets on her friend's bed.
She sighed but smiled, hearing her friends voices from downstairs, even though she knew they were talking about something she wasn't a fan of.
"How do we stop Discord now?"
Rainbow's voice always got a little whiny when she was frustrated and at least a week, normal time, of searching out the chaotic spirit had turned up exactly squat, frustrating her to no end.
"I've been thinking about that, Rainbow, and I think I have a plan."
Pinkie's ears drooped. Twilight always had good plans
Which Friendship is Magic pony are you?Which Friendship is Magic pony are you?4 years ago in Profiles More Like This
Which My Little Pony:Friendship is Magic pony are you?
1. Which color is your favorite out of all these?
2. Name something you're good at.
A. Finding answers to questions
B. Making sweets
F. Caring for animals
3. Name something you love.
4. You really hate to be
D. Held up
5. You love to
B. Sing and dance
C. Make treats from apples
D. Show off
E. Dress up
F. Tend to the need of animals
6. Name a fear of yours.
A. Disappointing someone
B. Losing your friends
C. Not earning enough money
D. Pffft! Fear shmear! I'm not afraid of anything.
E. My clothes getting ruined
7. If you went to the Grand Galloping Gala,what would you be doing?
A. Visiting with Princess Celestia
C. Trying to sell apple-tastic treats
D. Proving myself great to the Wonderb
War...War...3 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
War… it never changes…
One of the few things in the world that can be beautiful,
and ugly all at the same time.
fills many with fear, any fills others with pride.
The feelings consume them, until their time is up and they have died.
War… country to country
From continent to continent, why do we need to fight more?
Sending good men to their doom, or to become a victim of shock?
I don't know how but war rules over the clock.
For when it hits midnight panic comes bursting through the door,
When the clock strikes midnight its dooms day and everyone has hit the floor.
From the flashes of gun fire, to a nuclear blast
All are beautiful, but that doesn't last because when the smoke and ashes settle
And we have search through the flames and rubble to find our dear neighbors and friends,
The ones who were simply forced to meet their ends.
War… it's not a stationary think…
If you're not careful it may be you're in the sling.
For it is everywhere from state to state
Neighbor to neighbor, it's a la
Discorded Chocolate MilkDiscorded Chocolate Milk3 years ago in Profiles More Like This
DISCORD CHOCOLATE MILK
2 TO 3 TEASPOONS OF CHOCOLATE COCO POWDER OR CHOCOLATE SYRUP
1 1/3 CUP OF MILK (16 OUNCES OR SO)
COLD WHIP CREAM OR REDDI WHIP OF ANY FLAVOR
COTTON CANDY(PREFERABLY PINK)
Take the coco mix or syrup and stir it into the milk until fully blended and dissolved. Let chill in the fridge for about 30 to 60 minutes.
Fill the glass with the milk leaving 2 to three inches from the rim (top) of the glass. Take the cold, thick, whip cream and line the top of the chocolate milk leaving a inch or two from the top of the glass.
Now finally take the cloud of cotton candy and gently shape it to fit in the remaining space of the glass, lightly resting it on the whip cream covering.
Now you have a Discord inspired cotton candy drink! Dip the straw
At one timeAt one time in my life I had wings... beautiful wings that allowed me to soar through the sky... but then She took them in her hands... and destroyed them... breaking them at the joints and tearing the the flesh from them... all that is left are mangled, disgusting abominations... but now, I have someone who cares... someone who is helping me heal... and soon, I shall be able to soar once again... it will be a beautiful sight.At one time3 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
RepeatSit. Wait. Scribble. Erase.Repeat3 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
Think. Pause. Wonder. Focus.
Inhale smoke. Exhale ghosts.
Remember. Shake. Forget. Regret.
Scream. Silence. Look. Alone.
Stand. Fall. Crumble. Repair.
Imagine. Return. Slump. Breathe.
Cry. Break. Compose. Continue.
Time Traveling Kids of the Mane Six! Ch. 10Time Traveling Kids of the Mane Six! Ch. 103 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
CHAPTER 10: Cutie Mark Criss-cross (First draft. Final version in the works)
Bucky's eyesight remained blurry as he looked around, desperately hoping to find something or somepony who could help him. He was in a room of some sort, but felt too nauseous to tell whose it was. His chest heaved with difficulty with each gasp of air becoming more shallow than the last while something clung tightly on his throat. His hoof grasped his neck to feel his Cutie Mark Crusader's cape. He had forgotten that he had put it on, but now it was choking him. Grasping at the knot, he tore it off, flooding oxygen into his lungs. He coughed loudly and painfully, gasping for a while before he sunk his head back to the cold floor. Taking the moment to catch his breath, his green eyes darted around, searching his surroundings. He was inside a small warm bedroom, not the cool basement where he once was. Stuffed animals surrounded him from all sides, their glass eyes watching his every move and motion an
The Nightmare Night Chronicles- Pinkie of the DeadThe Nightmare Night Chronicles- Pinkie of the Dead3 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
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Chapter 1: Pinkie of the Dead
Celestia’s sun slowly began its descent into the distant horizon, turning the sky a haunting red. Little foals, colts and fillies started to wander the streets of Ponyville, dressed in their most terrifying and impressive costumes. There were ghosts, and monsters, goblins and ghouls. There was even a little orange pegasus dressed as an Eagle, a white hood with a hooked beak and a set of brown feathers over her body. With her, there was a little white unicorn dressed up as a rock-star and a little yellow earth pony dressed as a buffalo, red and white paint streaked over her face and a large feathered headdress atop her crown.
“Scootaloo, why couldn’t you just pick a normal costume to wear?” Sweetie Belle asked her feathered friend.
“Because I’m trying to create a different image,” Scootaloo retorted.
Spike the 'Hero'Spike the 'Hero'3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
*********[A/N] If you like this, be sure to check it out on FIMFiction http://www.fimfiction.net/story/63702/Spike-the-%26quot%3BHero%26quot%3B
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Anyway, I hope you enjoy *******
Spike the "Hero"
The Crystal Empire was slowly becoming engulfed in a mass of threatening, black clouds; dark as the deadliest of storms. Screams could be heard all around as the crystal ponies began to panic. Up in the tallest tower in the city, Twilight found herself trapped within the confines of a black-crystal prison, the gems risen up from the ground, blocking any means of escape for the lavender unicorn. Just outside, Spike started to feel nervous. His eyes darted from side to side, his feet moved up and down like two, small pistons.
Twilight started to scramble within the crystal-walled trap, looking for the Crystal Heart with a set of panicked eyes.
"The heart? Where's the Crystal..." she started, voice q
Ninja Apple BloomNinja Apple Bloom3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
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Ninja Apple Bloom: The Wild Imagination of a Blank-Flank Filly
The day was dreary and dark. The landscape devoid of lush life, replaced with jagged rock and twisted trees, branches like arms outstretched. The calm bluish-grey day hidden behind a veil of dark grey and thunder, yet neigh a drop of rain fell from the sky.
The lone figure of a pony hid behind one of the many trees, her face mostly hidden behind the black fabric of her outfit. Her orange eyes darting around. She was focused, determined to accomplish her mission.
"Now to find a way to sneak into the castle." The filly, Apple Bloom, muttered. Her country drawl clear even if her mouth was hidden behind the black fabric. She gazed up towards her destination. A large, gothic castle perched high atop the mountain, towers rising up to end in cone-like roofs. Fire
Time Traveling Kids of the Mane Six! Ch. 11Time Traveling Kids of the Mane Six! Ch. 113 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
CHAPTER 11: Shelter (First draft. Final version in the works)
The sun continued to rise slowly in the morning chill and the frigid draft of the wind blew through the apple trees of the Apple family. The rumble of thunder echoed in the distance while it whistled around Radiance, making her want to curl into a tight ball. She couldn't hear anything, open her eyes, or move more than a little, but she could feel the bitterness of the breeze down to her bones. Her body shivered and her mind could not think of anything but the cold, as if ice had frozen her in place. Slowly, her senses began to return, and only when the crackle of a small fire could be heard and felt did she relax. Her heavy eyes opened narrowly, watching the blurred movements of the amber sparks in front of her. Their dim glowing air patterns danced before her before rising up into the air and disappearing in the small plume of grey smoke. A figure poked at the smoldering wood, keeping it alive and preventing the w