The Filly Adventures of Tia and Luna!The Filly Adventures of Tia and Luna!2 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
"Luna, Wake up!" Princess Celestia was nudging her sister to awake from her nap on the table. Princess Luna stirred in her sleep and slowly woke up to see she had drifted off in the early afternoon.
"Tia I'm tired..." She rubbed her eyes wondering to herself what she had been doing before the nap, and what time it was.
"I thought you wanted to try and raise the moon for tonight, but if you're really want to sleep instead then I can-"
"Wait! No! I want to! Really! I'm not tired!" Luna stumble and tripped over her drawing supplies as she attempted to try and chase after her big sister. Tears began in her eyes from the sharp pains and broken crayons.
"Are you alright Luna? Let me see." Celestia studied her sister, looking for any sign of bleeding, or broken bones. "There's nothing but a little bruise right here Luna. If it hurts the I don't want you straining yourself tonight." Luna didn't panic this time, for she knew her sister was serious this time,
"It doesn't hurt that much, I promis
Luna's Sandwich "Tiiiiiiiiiiiiiaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!" Luna yelled as she ran up the spiral staircase to the room she shared with her older sister Celestia.Luna's Sandwich1 year ago in Short Stories More Like This
“What is it Luna?” Came a call from the landing just above the young alicorn.
“Tia I’m huuuuuunnnnnnnnnngrrrrrrrrrrryyyyyyyyy!!!! Can you make me something to eat?” She reached the top landing and made her way into the room where she found Celestia sitting at a table, an open book floating just a few inches away from her face.
“Why don’t you make yourself a sandwich?” Celestia said without looking up from her book.
“I can’t, you know mama doesn’t want me using knives, even with my magic. I’m too young.”
“Then have one of the guards make you one.”
“No, they never do it right. Can’t you make me a sandwich? Please Tia? You make the best peanut butter and jelly sandwiches in all of Equestria.”
Celestia sighed and pla
The New Pony in Town: Chapter TwoThe New Pony in Town: Chapter Two2 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
The New Pony in Town Chapter two Adjusting
"Time to wake up Vova..."
Vova Lights, the unicorn to set a record for most alcohol consumed at a party, groaned, muttered some barely audible words, then simply shifted a little. She had no desire to wake up, on account of the head-shattering headache she was experiencing.
The worst part was that the cyan mare never had alcohol before, evidenced by the vomit currently in the toilet.
Which also means she had never experienced a hangover before.
"You must get up, you still need to pack your things." A familiar voice insisted to the miserable artist.
"I don wanna...." The unicorn whined.
"Ugh. You are worse than Vinyl." The mare's voice replied in frustration.
"Hey I'm not THAT bad!" Another mare's voice argued. One that Vova presumed to be a certain DJ she knew.
"Yes you are, now help me get her up."
"I don't wanna."
The cyan unicorn could hear the audible face-hoof, as she attempted to resist the urge to kill herself due to the massive hangove
MLP BirthnightBirthnightMLP Birthnight2 years ago in Sketches More Like This
Princess Luna lay on the balcony, staring at the moon she had just raised. Although she knew her nighttime was appreciated, still she felt darkness creep at the edges of her heart. It wasn't bitterness this time, no...she just felt so...alone. She sighed, lowering her eyes, trying to blink away the tears that began to form at her eyes.
Luna leapt to her hooves, turning. "Twilight Sparkle," she said, addressing the purple mare that stood before her. "We did not realise you were there. Is there something you need of us?" By long force of habit, she spoke in the royal plural, although she did not use the royal voice as she had at first.
"Not exactly," Twilight said, stepping onto the balcony with the princess. "Actually, three nights from now, my friends and I were going to hang out at Applejack's barn, and I was wondering if you might care to join us if you had the time?"
Solitude FeastSolitude Feast2 years ago in Songs & Lyrics More Like This
MY LITTLE POEM
Ponies with Tristania
[Click here for the accompanying song]
Pastries left marred
Candlelit the night
For a party of lone reject
Her treats denied
Dismissed behind her back
They left her out
Upset she lies, caters the fest
Abandoned she feasts
They liked her, enjoyed her games and plays
Like leper now
Those backstabbers, liars,
Cowards, avoid her
Alone you're left
alone you're left alone you're left
alone you're left alone you're left
"Why won't they care without my friends I've nothing left "
Alone you're left you empty soul alone you're left you worthless soul
To fill the emptiness
She feigns the pain inside
Aching heart caters the fest
With puppet plays
Abandoned she feasts
Now castaway escape
Brony Advice: Your Questions Answered #67, 68, 69!Brony Advice: Your Questions Answered #67, 68, 69!2 years ago in Editorial More Like This
#67) Is clopping bad? I've done it before and I don't really understand why other bronies find it disgusting. Maybe it's just me. >.<
Answer: With the amount of clopping questions I receive with this column, it's hardly a wonder why a lot of people think that bronies are sexual deviants. Now, in terms of your question itself, the fact that you don't see why other people might find it disgusting is worrying, because you're admitting to not being able to contemplate why people would think it odd to masturbate to cartoon animals.
To be honest, to apply a label of 'bad' on clopping is a big generalisation, as it all comes down to opinion. It is my opinion that, while masturbating to ponies in itself isn't a problem, the content itself is bad, insofar as that shit seems to be everywhere. What's worse than being into it, though, is being proud of it. It's one thing to masturbate to ponies if that's what turns you on, there's no point in holding back on it just because
The Force of Dreams, Chapter 1The Force of Dreams, Chapter 12 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Sunlight had started to pierce through the windows of the library, slowly banishing away the darkness which had gripped it for the past few hours. Twilight sat at her table, flipping close the last page of the red book which sat in front of her. Her mane and tail were both unkempt and had quite a few strands sticking out, signifying how long she had stayed up.
Her library was once again in a complete mess. Papers, books and every single kind of material she could get her hooves on lay scattered across the wooden floor of her living room. Empty cups of cocoa were stacked to her left while a wax stump of what used to be a candle sat to her right, having burnt out hours ago.
"That's it. That's the last book," Twilight grumbled before slamming her face onto the book in front of her. "None of my books hold the answer to the two riddles," she said in a frustrated tone.
"Of all the weeks Spike had to be in Canterlot, why did it have to be this week?" Twilight continued to complain before slow
Masked friend part 2Claw looked at Squish. "How reflection can has master" thought young demon. That was weird for him. And... why master?Masked friend part 26 months ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
-who is your master?
-...I don't want.... talk.... about it...
-c'mon, you can tell me
-leave me...alone...-said Squish and disappear in mirror
-weird guy-said Claw looking on masked man
-he doesn like talk about himself... and about this that he is slave-replied masked man
-slave? Really? There are still slaves on this world?
-so, who is his master?
-if he will want he will tell you. I cant.
-this isnt your bussiness
-well, is late, I go kill some humans, bye Claw. If you want something call me or go to Ghostly
Claw went to his room. He sit on bed and looks throught window. That was beautiful night outside. Here, in middle of forest, all stars are visible, there was millions of them. And big, white moon was above trees. Amazing view... Claw thought when last time he seen something so amazing. He thought about his past. When he was younge
Rainbows Can Be Lonely Too Chp.2Rainbows Can Be Lonely Too Chp.22 years ago in Profiles More Like This
Rainbows Can Be Lonely Too Chp. 2
By: DolphinBuster starring: Rainbow Dash, Fluttershy, and Cloud Kicker
I shivered as a cold gust of wind swept over me, pulling me out of my slumber. I blinked my eyes a few times and let out a quiet yawn. I was still tired but, I was really comfortable. Fluttershy and I were still cuddled up with each other, but she was still sleeping. I wiped my eyes with my free hoof and took a look over to Fluttershy to make sure she was alright.
Fluttershy seemed fine. She felt a little cold but, she was fine. I must've shielded her from the wind from the night. Thank, Celestia for that. I would hate for Fluttershy to get sick and not only because of that, but because it would make the trip back home more a pain as its already going to be. My leg was still feeling soar and so was the rest of my body. That tree really took its toll on me, and Fluttershy too.
My chin was still buried inside her mane, my foreleg st
Conversations With SiriSiri, there anywhere nearby I could get coffee around here?Conversations With Siri2 years ago in Flash Fiction & Vignettes More Like This
Really? That a question for the ages. Have you tried looking around? Or did we suddenly go back in time to the 90s when you couldn't find a Starbucks on every corner?
What about a diner?
Really? With that figure I would think bacon and hash browns is the last thing you should be looking for.
Oh, fine, what about a health club or gym?
Is it really that hard to just start walking? The world is basically one giant gym? There's the woods, it wouldn't hurt to get out and experience nature god knows it would be a nice change of pace to your basement.
Are there any notable parks nearby?
You know, the nature part wasn't the goal here, I thought you wanted exercise and coffee, there's a nice little coffee shop downtown, there it's on your map.
That seems a little far, is there anything closer?
I thought we were looking to get a little bit of a workout here. Yeah, there are a couple places closer but I was just trying to look out for yo
Masked friend part 3Masked man back to house. He ended hunt for today. He was happy because today he break in to big house and scared big family. And next kill them all. He took his big axe to kitchen and started wash out blood from it. He loves when his axe is clean. Next he put in on table and started making food. He was hungry and in fridge was some delicious rotten meat. He started cook it. After some minutes beautiful smell was in whole house. Masked man ended cooking and started eat. Was very late night so everyone sleeping. House was like empty, no one walking here, no one talking, no one was here in kitchen. He knew that everyone sleeping. Almost everyone. He knew too that Ghostly Puppeteer never sleep and like always work. He decided to go to Ghostly's workshop. As he thought Ghostly was here. And he was very angry. Reason of his anger stand in front of him. Puppeteer shouted at Squish:Masked friend part 35 months ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
-WHAT THE HELL YOU DID!?
-NO SORRY, I TOLD YOU THAT YOU CAN'T GO!
-b-but... I hate spend all time c
Masked friend part 1Claw looked around house. It was big, old and beautiful building. He don't know anyone from here only masked man who took him here. He went here with him, it was better than go back to his real home. Claw hated real home, he had only bad memories with it. His mother and girlfriend died there. They was killed by his mother lover, old demon called Raxer. Masked man took him to room in the end of corridor and told him that this can be his new room. That was very nice for Claw, masked man saved him and wanted be his friend. Thanks to it Claw has more than one friend. He decided that he should ask about this that his best friend Zenith can live here too. He go out from his new room and go to living room. Here was two little girls, one looks like regular human but dirty and with scars on face and neck, second was undead, she hasn't eyes and looks sad. They playing with theirs plushies which was weird for Claw because plushies talking and moving. Claw come to them because waMasked friend part 16 months ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
GoodbyeI've said my goodbye'sGoodbye3 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
I've asked for forgiveness
I hung the rope from the ceiling
I tied it around my neck
Tears fall down my face
I don't wanna hurt anymore
No one knows about it
No one can interfere
I stand on the chair
I kick it out from under me
My life flashes before my eyes
a box.i hate this box i'm living in.a box.3 years ago in Traditional Fixed Forms More Like This
i hate it's every black and white wall.
i hate it so much.
this box was so much bigger,
but since the day, that i realized,
i was in this box, it has become smaller.
second after second,
it becomes harder to breathe.
i can't be myself,
and nobody sees it,
because nobody has to see it.
just sweep it under the mat,
and just smile, when they ask;
"what is wrong with that?"
i don't want a diagnosis about the fact,
that they think of passing moment in life.
i don't want a diagnosis about myself,
about the part of myself,
that nobody understands.
they all have hard times in their life.
can i have that time too?
i have a hidden side of myself,
that no one understands and seems to dislike.
nobody says it out loud,
just guessing and pushing away.
i'm not straight, i'm half gay.
and everything is so fucked up,
because no one understands.
I'm On a Boat (Kirby Parody)I'm On a Boat (Kirby Parody)2 years ago in Songs & Lyrics More Like This
Get your gears ready it's about to go down
Everybody in the place hit the upper deck
But stay on all of your toes
We running this, let's go
[Magolor & Marx]
I'm on a boat
I'm on a boat
Everybody look at me cause I'm sailing on a boat
I'm on a boat
I'm on a boat
Take a good hard look at the giant floating boat
I'm on a boat everybody take a look at us
Straight flowing on a boat leaving space dust
Busting five knots, wind whipping out my cloak
You can't stop me everybody cause I'm on a boat
I'm chilling old school, I'm on a boat, fool
We drinking apple flavored cider, cause it's so cool
I got my Master Crown, and my mini-games
I'm feeling good, you feeling stupid and looking lame
I'm tossing up a Blipper, doing flips and tricks
The Blipper's jumping, flopping on the ground to get kicked
But this ain't Aqualiss, this is real as it gets
I'm on a boat everybody, don't you ever forget
[Magolor & Marx]
I'm on a boat and, it's going fast and
I tricked a puffb
England X Reader: When You're With Me CH 4England X Reader: When You're With Me CH 42 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
"Arthur, this feels so silly," you murmured as you walked blindly forward, your hands dropped down to your sides.
England chuckled as he continued to guide you forward from his place behind you. "Don't worry, love. I'll let you see in just a minute."
You let out a tiny smile as you continued walking forward, feeling the cool night air tickle your skin. The reason you weren't able to see was because, unfortunately, England's hands were covering your eyes. The both of you had arrived at the destination of your honeymoon, and since England wanted it to be a total surprise, he didn't allow you to get even the tiniest peek at it until the both of you were already there.
As the both of you continued walking forward, you took in your surroundings, mainly through your sense of smell. You were able to smell fresh pine trees, newly cut grass, and saltwater. You figured that you must've been somewhere near a beach and a forest, but you didn't know any kind of place that had both of these surround
Pirate!Englandxreader My love ch.1Pirate!Englandxreader My love ch.12 years ago in Romance More Like This
Enjoy~! **WARNING MAY HAVE STRONG LANGUAGE BUT NOT MANY TO MARK AS INAPPROPRIATE**
"They are real!" You said as you sat on your chair with your arms crossed.
"Shut the fuck up, _______ and they are NOT real ________. You're obessesed with them," your mom said with a worried tone. "You're grounded for one night! And I don't want to hear another word from you for the night!"
Your mom slammed the door shut, Leaving you in the dark. You were obbessed with pirates. Let's just blame it on your best friend Elizaveta, For telling you this story about this pirate, Arthur Kirkland. Since you live by the sea, The story is very famous in your town.
"Hey ________, wanna know a story?" Elizaveta asked while she put her long and gorgeous brown hair out of her hazel green eyes.
"Yeah sure!" you answered. You and Elizaveta were at the beach, watching the waves crashed onto shore.
"Ok _________ Once not-"
"Elizaveta Héderváry! Get your ass back here
[APH] RomanoxReader [miles away] (prologue)[APH] RomanoxReader [miles away] (prologue)2 years ago in Romance More Like This
First RomanoxReader so be nice 83
and become one with the tomatoes,yes?
-With love, from Italy-
It was early in the morning when you scrambled to get yourself up from the warm comfort that is your blankets and your bed. With annoyance covering your face, you slammed your phone hard as to try to turn off the alarm that screeched to what seems like eternity.
"Just shut up already!" you grumpily hissed as you blindly searched for your fuzzy slippers.
You really did hate waking up so early in the morning but you couldn't resist on picking up your friend from the airport. It has been several days since she called you and complained about how time went so fast and she has to go back from Italy. You've heard so much good things about the said country from your best friend, it almost sounded like it was heaven on earth or something.
"Man she could be so overexcited sometimes " you giggled as you remembered how she spilled all her joy
Dust: AET - From the Ashes - Chapter 11From the AshesDust: AET - From the Ashes - Chapter 118 months ago in General Fiction More Like This
“Steam? Are you alright?”
Steam’s eyes fluttered open. He stared at the Nimbat that hovered above his face, his vision returning to focus. He sat up slowly, cringing at the pain as he did so. The Blade of Ahrah hadn’t cut him, most likely because it was not being held by its master. But it had still knocked him out.
Steam looked down at Elsorah, giving it a sharp glare. “Why didn’t you do that for me, huh?”
The blade remained dormant, not giving him any sort of response.
“Fine. Stay quiet,” He muttered. Steam assumed the sword wasn’t speaking because he hadn’t awoken it. He’d stolen the sword.
Steam forced himself to stand, cringing from the bruises that now littered his body. He’d won this battle though. If it hadn’t been for Ahrah, Dust would be dead right now. It wouldn’t surprise him if he died of his injuries in the end anyway. Dust had fled with his tail between his
EnglandxReaderx2p!England: Pt 2 There you were, silence in the tent as you held the blade in hand, blood dripping from your finger. He grinned at your bravery and quickly pulled a switchblade. You barely had a second to move, instincts carrying you away from the blade as it grazed cooly against your cheek.EnglandxReaderx2p!England: Pt 22 years ago in Romance More Like This
A few more quick jabs came at your way, you were barely able to dodge and got new cuts across your perfect skin with every strike. Finally, you managed to raise your knife, blocking an attack.
Brushing the knife the opposite way, you managed to slip out of the tent and into the woods. Everything seemed normal, aside from the one 'opposite' country you met so far. Behind you, everything lay silent. They must've let you go without a fight.
Blood surfaced and spilled from cuts on your cheek, forehead and arms, along with one on your stomach. Weakly, you walked through the forest for what felt like hours. Lights could be seen, along with country flags. Allied countries fl
2p!EnglandxReader Cheer up 12p!EnglandxReader Cheer up 12 years ago in Romance More Like This
You were visiting your good friend Arthur. He was sad and feels sick so you have no other choice but have to visit him and take care of him. You always felt bad for this little guy. He would always get make fun of or someone would always come to him and hurt him.
Anyway way you finally arrive to his house.
It looks like a little girl pink dreamy room which you would puke but to be a good friend you must deal with it.
Once you went close to his door, the door was already open. "[y/n]?" it was Alfred. That Vegan scary guy, you were always scared of. "H-hey Al " you wanted to get away from him but you can't. If you did he would be following you.
"What are you doing here?" he ask. "I-um here for Arthur" you said. "Oh you came here to see him. He is okay now, let go before---"
"ALFRED!!!!" Oh crap, this could not be Arthur. You and Alfred are fucked right now.
"Shit, you go calm his tits down." Alfred said pushing you into Arthur's house.
Luckily you didn't fell onto the flo
School Dance EnglandXReader "Hello, and on behalf of ________ High School we would like to thank you for attending the first school dance of the year!" Your principal said estatically, your friend ______ had invited...well invited sounds like such a kind word, more like pushed you out of your 8th period class and dragged your butt all the way to the dance. You are very unhappy about being forced to go into a place where you know any interaction with the opposite sex is going to be taking place (you are okay with dancing in a group of people, if it involves your friends) especially when that place involved slow dancing, you hate slow dancing you normally think of it as way for guys and girls alike to pick out certain individuals to dance with and then leave all the others standing there feeling like a square, and then when they finally ask you you start thinking that they are only dancing with you out of pity.School Dance EnglandXReader2 years ago in Romance More Like This
"Hey ______, how do you like the school dance?"
"It's awesome, I can't be
EnglandXPregnant!Reader Ch 1 ~Keep it a SecretYour hands gripped the serene white edges of your sink as you stared at yourself now dressed in a (f/c) bra and matching underwear. Your (h/c) hair hung around your face and your (e/c) eyes glared at your reflection. You were still having trouble coming to terms with the fact that you just slept with your best friend on accident. Especially since your boyfriend, Lovino, would hate you for it.EnglandXPregnant!Reader Ch 1 ~Keep it a Secret2 years ago in Romance More Like This
It had taken you so long to convince the Italian that you loved only him and now look, you screwed it up by sexing up Arthur Kirkland the man that caused weird flitting fairies to bounce around in your stomach when he smiled. You knew that you loved Lovino. But you weren't sure how Arthur fit into your realm of affections. You shook your head and nervously raked a slender hand through your tangled hair before standing straight and grabbing your shirt from the pile of clothing you had brought into the bathroom with you. You pulled on the overly large garment before cursing under y
Pirate!englandxreader my love ch.2Pirate!englandxreader my love ch.22 years ago in Romance More Like This
"H-hello" you said as you stepped away from him. You had to admit, he was cute especially the accent suits him perfectly.
"Love, are you going to join me?" Arthur asked. "Or are we going to just sit here all night?"
"Who did you kill? Because I heard a gunshot!"
"Follow me love," Arthur said as he walked out of your room. "Well are you coming?"
"Yes," you said as you follwed him out of the room. He lead you to the Family room.... He then showed you 3 bodies covered with blood, one kid and two adults. It was your family.
"What the hell?"
"I'm sorry but I came in like a gentleman, they started to scream thinking I'm one of those pirates killing everyone for no absolute reason. I'm so sorry _____. I just wanted to see my love again. He Hugged you, with a peck on the lips, Quick but nicely.
"Oh and as I said before, are you going to join me my love?" He asked as he put out his hand.
"Ok," You said as you took his hand.
You both walke