~*~Hetalia X Reader~*~~*~Hetalia X Reader~*~~*~Hetalia X Reader~*~2 years ago in Humor More Like This
This is nothing but pure crack! Read at your own risk!
"Hey," (Name) said to the ex-country, Prussia.
"Vat?" He asked.
Poker-faced, the girl replied, "Shut the fuck up."
"Vhy should I?"
"Cause you're a bitch."
"Like hell I am!"
Prussia stood up and walked away with a "Humph!".
"What a pussy," (Name) muttered under her breath. She skipped merrily out of the German's house and suddenly ran across the street yelling, "We're all going to be abducted by aliens!!!"
She closed her eyes and let nature guide her way. Of course, she ended up running into a tree and falling flat on her back.
Italy just so happened to be where (Name) was and saw her hit that bitch-of-a-tree.
"(Name)! (Name)! Are you-a ok?" he asked frantically when he reached (Name)'s side.
"I'm fine!" (Name) said while standing up and dusting herself off.
"Ok!" The Italian chirped. "I thought-a you were hurt-a real bad."
A moment or two of akward silence passed.
"Well, I-a ha
Pirate!EnglandXReader Count Pirate!EnglandXReader Count (Part 1)Pirate!EnglandXReader Count 3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
You pulled yourself out of the water, feeling quite satisfied. You had just taken a rather long swim off the coast near the port town in which you lived. You glanced down at your soaked clothes. One couldn’t very well swim in a dress, so you opted to dress in men’s clothes whenever you swam. If your hair was in a ponytail, and no one got a proper look at you, they thought you were a young boy. You shirt and pants were positively dripping. You wrung out your now tangled hair and put it back up.
You stood up and were just about to walk back to the town when an object caught your eye. Or, rather, chunks of an object.
Pieces of a rowboat floated in the sea, the wood swollen and waterlogged. You squinted, trying to make out any means of identification, when you witnessed a disturbance in the water.
A hand briefly broke the surface before sinking back down again.
Someone is drowning.
You shouted a string of curses most inappropriate for a la
REVENGE~EnglandxReader part 1It wasn't just about getting revenge. It was about showing them who's boss. Since you were finally mature enough to do things on your own, it was high time you showed those low-life penny pinchers a lesson.REVENGE~EnglandxReader part 12 years ago in Drama More Like This
But it was also about a boy...
A boy you really cared about.
They took him from you. They stole him, and you never saw him again. By the time you found him, he was married to someone else. The same person who stole your life...
She stole you. Now it was time you payed her a visit.
It all happened when you were young~
"(Name), I made this for you!" your young blond haired British friend replied, showing you the lovely daisy chain he'd just made for you.
Your face lit up like a bright lantern, as he placed the flower chain on top of your head, feeling like a princess being crowned by the king.
"Arthur, it's lovely!"
Although he was rather shy, and quite stubborn at times, he managed to smile back.
"Just like you are~"
Sighing with joy, and smelling the sweet sent of flo