~*~Hetalia X Reader~*~~*~Hetalia X Reader~*~~*~Hetalia X Reader~*~2 years ago in Humor More Like This
This is nothing but pure crack! Read at your own risk!
"Hey," (Name) said to the ex-country, Prussia.
"Vat?" He asked.
Poker-faced, the girl replied, "Shut the fuck up."
"Vhy should I?"
"Cause you're a bitch."
"Like hell I am!"
Prussia stood up and walked away with a "Humph!".
"What a pussy," (Name) muttered under her breath. She skipped merrily out of the German's house and suddenly ran across the street yelling, "We're all going to be abducted by aliens!!!"
She closed her eyes and let nature guide her way. Of course, she ended up running into a tree and falling flat on her back.
Italy just so happened to be where (Name) was and saw her hit that bitch-of-a-tree.
"(Name)! (Name)! Are you-a ok?" he asked frantically when he reached (Name)'s side.
"I'm fine!" (Name) said while standing up and dusting herself off.
"Ok!" The Italian chirped. "I thought-a you were hurt-a real bad."
A moment or two of akward silence passed.
"Well, I-a ha
Scotland x ReaderWarning: A flash of time travel. Kind of Doctor Who rules, stretched quite a bit (no Tardis), but it doesn’t pertain to the story, so don’t ask questions. Because I don’t really care. ^^Scotland x Reader2 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
You were just sitting at home online, checking deviantART, screwing around, the suchlike, when a strange flash of blue light came out of nowhere and you were entirely consumed.
For a moment it seemed like you were floating, then you landed at the base of a rather large, yet not very steep, hill.
Disoriented and confused as all get out, you stood, stumbling slightly, and moved towards some noises you heard off in the distance. This, however, proved to be a bit of a bad idea when, revealed as you cleared some bushes, you saw a bunch of people fighting actually really near to you.
And it didn’t seem small scale either, it seemed like an actual all out war. What confused you was their peculiar clothes. One side was wearing kilts, and the other were in strange uniforms.
Pirate!EnglandXReader Count Pirate!EnglandXReader Count (Part 1)Pirate!EnglandXReader Count 2 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
You pulled yourself out of the water, feeling quite satisfied. You had just taken a rather long swim off the coast near the port town in which you lived. You glanced down at your soaked clothes. One couldn’t very well swim in a dress, so you opted to dress in men’s clothes whenever you swam. If your hair was in a ponytail, and no one got a proper look at you, they thought you were a young boy. You shirt and pants were positively dripping. You wrung out your now tangled hair and put it back up.
You stood up and were just about to walk back to the town when an object caught your eye. Or, rather, chunks of an object.
Pieces of a rowboat floated in the sea, the wood swollen and waterlogged. You squinted, trying to make out any means of identification, when you witnessed a disturbance in the water.
A hand briefly broke the surface before sinking back down again.
Someone is drowning.
You shouted a string of curses most inappropriate for a la
Hetalia Headcanons: PrussiaHeadcanon: Prussia gets sunburn easily.Hetalia Headcanons: Prussia2 years ago in Romance More Like This
"Gilbert put on some sunscreen!!!!" You yelled at your albino boyfriend as he ran toward the ocean water. You two were at the beach enjoying a the sun and the water, but as always, he refused to put sunscreen on. He knows that he has albino skin, so he has to take care of it more than others do.
" (name), come on this is so un-awesome." He said running back to the umbrella you two shared. "You are treating me like a little girl-boy." He said crossing his arms protesting.
"You have to. Do you want to get sunburn....again?" You said remembering numerous accounts of when Gil got sunburn. You had to put soothing cream on his back and arms...it was not a easy task. Not when he kept squirming.
"n-no" He said blushing and looking away.
"then come here and sit down and I will put the sunscreen on your back." You said motioning for him to sit down.
*one timeskip later*
When he was done playing in the ocean with gilbird,
Britain x Reader-Ford Of The SingsBritain x Reader-Ford Of The SingsBritain x Reader-Ford Of The Sings2 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Warning-The following piece consists entirely of horrible puns.
You know one thing you really hated about Math class? Having to work in groups. You could understand working in groups in subjects like English or Art, but why Math? No one is ever going to go "I need you to find the square root of Pi x 3.78340823. Get in groups and figure this shit out!" Damn teachers and their lazy asses being too lazy to actually do their damned jobs. Things might be better if you were in a group with your best Arthur Kirkland, but noooo. You got stuck with 3 bitches who don't even know your name. Oh joy. Arthur wasn't fairing much better either, considering he got stuck in the group next to yours with Alfred and Francis. Looks like everyone was just having a shitting day today huh?
You blinked in surprise when yo
Fem!Germany x Male!Reader - Escape[ Hetalia - Himaruya HidekazFem!Germany x Male!Reader - Escape3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
You - You ]
Daisy raised her hand straight into thew air like a little school-kid who was enthusiastic to answer a question that their teacher had asked.
"Excuse me, Germany!"
Monika reluctantly paused her lecture about sneak attacks and sighed, "What is it now..?"
"May I use the bathroom~?"
"Ugh.. Fine, but make it quick; we have to finish our training before dark."
You, coming up with a clever plan to skip Monika's torturous training session, quickly shot you hand up into the air and began to speak without being granted permission to do so, "May I go with her? She could become distracted or captured by the Allies again."
"That actuarry sounds rike a good idea, Germany-san. I think you should ret him escort her," Sakura added in, much to your delight. Monika nodded and you and Daisy ran off into the bushes.
"Ahhh! Don't look at me when I'm using the bathroom!"
"But how can I even see you when I'm like, six feet away from you and f
REVENGE~EnglandxReader part 1It wasn't just about getting revenge. It was about showing them who's boss. Since you were finally mature enough to do things on your own, it was high time you showed those low-life penny pinchers a lesson.REVENGE~EnglandxReader part 12 years ago in Drama More Like This
But it was also about a boy...
A boy you really cared about.
They took him from you. They stole him, and you never saw him again. By the time you found him, he was married to someone else. The same person who stole your life...
She stole you. Now it was time you payed her a visit.
It all happened when you were young~
"(Name), I made this for you!" your young blond haired British friend replied, showing you the lovely daisy chain he'd just made for you.
Your face lit up like a bright lantern, as he placed the flower chain on top of your head, feeling like a princess being crowned by the king.
"Arthur, it's lovely!"
Although he was rather shy, and quite stubborn at times, he managed to smile back.
"Just like you are~"
Sighing with joy, and smelling the sweet sent of flo
Mafia!RomanoxReader: A day out (Part 2)Mafia!RomanoxReader: A day out (Part 2)2 years ago in Romance More Like This
Previously, your curiosity got the best of you and you wandered into an abandoned house, only to be caught hiding under a desk by the new head of the mafia- Romano. He’s now pretty much forced you to join his Mafia for the time being.
“You have to at least stay long enough for me to know I can trust you not to tell anyone anything,” stated Romano as he led you towards what you now assumed was where his headquarters were located. At least, considering all of the people who walked by and nodded at him respectfully, you could definitely guess that this was where they all met up with one another safely.
You weren’t quite sure though, this whole “mafia” idea was a bit new to you. Though it didn’t seem as bad as the movies portrayed them to be... Lovino nor any of the other members had done anything to cause you harm or too much discomfort. They just seemed like a huge, disorganized family to you.
And while this whole aspect of j
England x Reader - A F.A.C.E. Family birthday You once again got up and started pacing around your bedroom. What to do for Arthur’s birthday? You thought. Unfortunately, just like every other time you asked yourself that question, you didn’t have an answer.England x Reader - A F.A.C.E. Family birthday2 years ago in Romance More Like This
Tomorrow was Arthur’s birthday. He has been your best friend/crush since forever, yet you still didn’t know what to get or do for him. You knew he usually just spent the day alone, like it was just any other day. But it wasn’t just any other day. It was his day to feel special.
Banging your head against the wall, you sighed in frustration. What if you threw a surprise party for him? No, he doesn’t like too many people. And even if you threw a party, where? Well, he liked being outdoors on sunny days, and the only people he actually likes are Francis, Alfred, and Matthew…
You stopped banging your head on the wall. That’s it! You thought. Sadly for you this wasn’t going to do EXACTLY to your plans