~*~Hetalia X Reader~*~~*~Hetalia X Reader~*~~*~Hetalia X Reader~*~2 years ago in Humor More Like This
This is nothing but pure crack! Read at your own risk!
"Hey," (Name) said to the ex-country, Prussia.
"Vat?" He asked.
Poker-faced, the girl replied, "Shut the fuck up."
"Vhy should I?"
"Cause you're a bitch."
"Like hell I am!"
Prussia stood up and walked away with a "Humph!".
"What a pussy," (Name) muttered under her breath. She skipped merrily out of the German's house and suddenly ran across the street yelling, "We're all going to be abducted by aliens!!!"
She closed her eyes and let nature guide her way. Of course, she ended up running into a tree and falling flat on her back.
Italy just so happened to be where (Name) was and saw her hit that bitch-of-a-tree.
"(Name)! (Name)! Are you-a ok?" he asked frantically when he reached (Name)'s side.
"I'm fine!" (Name) said while standing up and dusting herself off.
"Ok!" The Italian chirped. "I thought-a you were hurt-a real bad."
A moment or two of akward silence passed.
"Well, I-a ha
Scotland x ReaderWarning: A flash of time travel. Kind of Doctor Who rules, stretched quite a bit (no Tardis), but it doesn’t pertain to the story, so don’t ask questions. Because I don’t really care. ^^Scotland x Reader2 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
You were just sitting at home online, checking deviantART, screwing around, the suchlike, when a strange flash of blue light came out of nowhere and you were entirely consumed.
For a moment it seemed like you were floating, then you landed at the base of a rather large, yet not very steep, hill.
Disoriented and confused as all get out, you stood, stumbling slightly, and moved towards some noises you heard off in the distance. This, however, proved to be a bit of a bad idea when, revealed as you cleared some bushes, you saw a bunch of people fighting actually really near to you.
And it didn’t seem small scale either, it seemed like an actual all out war. What confused you was their peculiar clothes. One side was wearing kilts, and the other were in strange uniforms.
Pirate!EnglandXReader Count Pirate!EnglandXReader Count (Part 1)Pirate!EnglandXReader Count 2 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
You pulled yourself out of the water, feeling quite satisfied. You had just taken a rather long swim off the coast near the port town in which you lived. You glanced down at your soaked clothes. One couldn’t very well swim in a dress, so you opted to dress in men’s clothes whenever you swam. If your hair was in a ponytail, and no one got a proper look at you, they thought you were a young boy. You shirt and pants were positively dripping. You wrung out your now tangled hair and put it back up.
You stood up and were just about to walk back to the town when an object caught your eye. Or, rather, chunks of an object.
Pieces of a rowboat floated in the sea, the wood swollen and waterlogged. You squinted, trying to make out any means of identification, when you witnessed a disturbance in the water.
A hand briefly broke the surface before sinking back down again.
Someone is drowning.
You shouted a string of curses most inappropriate for a la
England x Reader - A F.A.C.E. Family birthday You once again got up and started pacing around your bedroom. What to do for Arthur’s birthday? You thought. Unfortunately, just like every other time you asked yourself that question, you didn’t have an answer.England x Reader - A F.A.C.E. Family birthday2 years ago in Romance More Like This
Tomorrow was Arthur’s birthday. He has been your best friend/crush since forever, yet you still didn’t know what to get or do for him. You knew he usually just spent the day alone, like it was just any other day. But it wasn’t just any other day. It was his day to feel special.
Banging your head against the wall, you sighed in frustration. What if you threw a surprise party for him? No, he doesn’t like too many people. And even if you threw a party, where? Well, he liked being outdoors on sunny days, and the only people he actually likes are Francis, Alfred, and Matthew…
You stopped banging your head on the wall. That’s it! You thought. Sadly for you this wasn’t going to do EXACTLY to your plans
Britain x Reader-Ford Of The SingsBritain x Reader-Ford Of The SingsBritain x Reader-Ford Of The Sings2 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Warning-The following piece consists entirely of horrible puns.
You know one thing you really hated about Math class? Having to work in groups. You could understand working in groups in subjects like English or Art, but why Math? No one is ever going to go "I need you to find the square root of Pi x 3.78340823. Get in groups and figure this shit out!" Damn teachers and their lazy asses being too lazy to actually do their damned jobs. Things might be better if you were in a group with your best Arthur Kirkland, but noooo. You got stuck with 3 bitches who don't even know your name. Oh joy. Arthur wasn't fairing much better either, considering he got stuck in the group next to yours with Alfred and Francis. Looks like everyone was just having a shitting day today huh?
You blinked in surprise when yo
Hetalia Headcanons: PrussiaHeadcanon: Prussia gets sunburn easily.Hetalia Headcanons: Prussia2 years ago in Romance More Like This
"Gilbert put on some sunscreen!!!!" You yelled at your albino boyfriend as he ran toward the ocean water. You two were at the beach enjoying a the sun and the water, but as always, he refused to put sunscreen on. He knows that he has albino skin, so he has to take care of it more than others do.
" (name), come on this is so un-awesome." He said running back to the umbrella you two shared. "You are treating me like a little girl-boy." He said crossing his arms protesting.
"You have to. Do you want to get sunburn....again?" You said remembering numerous accounts of when Gil got sunburn. You had to put soothing cream on his back and arms...it was not a easy task. Not when he kept squirming.
"n-no" He said blushing and looking away.
"then come here and sit down and I will put the sunscreen on your back." You said motioning for him to sit down.
*one timeskip later*
When he was done playing in the ocean with gilbird,
Hetalia OC DescriptionHetalia OC DescriptionHetalia OC Description2 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Human Name: Female: Vanessa VonWitz Male: Ashley (Ash) VonWitz
Country Name: Europe
Appearance: Sort of long blonde hair, about mid-back long
Her eyes change colors from:
Personality: Conceited like Prussia
Russia/Belarus's scary aura when angered
Norway's ability to see magical creatures
Can see England's Flying Mint Bunny
Sort of a neat freak like Germany
Creative like Italy and Austria
Romania, England's, and Norway's magical abilities
Stingy/Cheap like Switzerland and Mr. Netherlands
Has her sweet moments like Finland
Can be kind of perverted at times (like France)
Likes children (thinks they're cute) (like Spain but not pedoish)
Back story: She was born along with the oldest European Nation. She and Britannia were best friends before she fell. Europe is close with all the nations and tends to be motherly to them, but she isn’t actually their mother. She has developed a lik
REVENGE~EnglandxReader part 1It wasn't just about getting revenge. It was about showing them who's boss. Since you were finally mature enough to do things on your own, it was high time you showed those low-life penny pinchers a lesson.REVENGE~EnglandxReader part 12 years ago in Drama More Like This
But it was also about a boy...
A boy you really cared about.
They took him from you. They stole him, and you never saw him again. By the time you found him, he was married to someone else. The same person who stole your life...
She stole you. Now it was time you payed her a visit.
It all happened when you were young~
"(Name), I made this for you!" your young blond haired British friend replied, showing you the lovely daisy chain he'd just made for you.
Your face lit up like a bright lantern, as he placed the flower chain on top of your head, feeling like a princess being crowned by the king.
"Arthur, it's lovely!"
Although he was rather shy, and quite stubborn at times, he managed to smile back.
"Just like you are~"
Sighing with joy, and smelling the sweet sent of flo
Stepfather! teacher! GermanyXReaderMiddle School…Stepfather! teacher! GermanyXReader2 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
I clutched my books against my chest keeping my eyes to the floor. My class was heading toward the gym and we were forced to do laps today. The thought of running up the sloping parking lot made my muscles weak and I knew I was going to die in this heat wave.
My friend nudged my shoulder and I offered a weak smile. The thing that really got to me was the gym teacher Mr. Ludwig Beilschmidt. When we got to the locker room I didn’t hesitate to take off my shirt, I was a little chubby but everyone had some baby fat to share around. My legs were my biggest weakness since I didn’t go out much and preferred to read in the comfort of my room but it lead to me having thicker legs than average.
Something Mr.Beilschmidt took notice of…
I started out in a slow jog eventually speeding up when everyone else did. With the sun beating harshly against my skin and my legs jiggling under me it wasn’t long until I started losing my breath.
“Pick up t
Fem!Germany x Male!Reader - Escape[ Hetalia - Himaruya HidekazFem!Germany x Male!Reader - Escape3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
You - You ]
Daisy raised her hand straight into thew air like a little school-kid who was enthusiastic to answer a question that their teacher had asked.
"Excuse me, Germany!"
Monika reluctantly paused her lecture about sneak attacks and sighed, "What is it now..?"
"May I use the bathroom~?"
"Ugh.. Fine, but make it quick; we have to finish our training before dark."
You, coming up with a clever plan to skip Monika's torturous training session, quickly shot you hand up into the air and began to speak without being granted permission to do so, "May I go with her? She could become distracted or captured by the Allies again."
"That actuarry sounds rike a good idea, Germany-san. I think you should ret him escort her," Sakura added in, much to your delight. Monika nodded and you and Daisy ran off into the bushes.
"Ahhh! Don't look at me when I'm using the bathroom!"
"But how can I even see you when I'm like, six feet away from you and f
Let It Fall (NorwayxDepressed!Poet!Reader)You were silently walking to your classroom when you heard some students gossiping about you.Let It Fall (NorwayxDepressed!Poet!Reader)1 year ago in Flash Fiction & Vignettes More Like This
"Have you heard that _________ just paid the judges so she could win the contest?" a student asked the others. You knew that this isn't true at all. You worked hard for your poem and put your heart into it. Poetry is your only voice left here in this place but the world was too noisy to hear it. You couldn't even scream because the voices were drowning you to misery.
"I also heard that her poems aren't hers at all," another student loudly whispered for you to hear. You tried to ignore them because you know the truth. You love writing poems because it is a gateway to another world. In short, your only escape from the real world.
After taking a seat, your eyes wandered on the blank page of your notebook while your mind left this monochromatic realm and you just traveled to your own falling paradise. Your hands were unwarily writing what you were seeing in that world and what you wanted to say. I
Germany vs Cleverbot :DUser: Hallo, this is Germany.Germany vs Cleverbot :D2 years ago in Humor More Like This
Cleverbot: I don't like you.
User: What? Why not?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: Well, that's 50 laps you have to run now for not liking me!
Cleverbot: I don't know what's your name.
User: Uhhhh, Germany. I'm also called Doitsu and Deutschland.
Cleverbot: Ha, I love that.
User: Oh really? You like me? I thought you said you didn't earlier. Trying to take back what you said to avoid the 50 laps?
Cleverbot: I never said that! When did you hear me say that??
User: Uhhhh, earlier, you said you didn't like me!
Cleverbot: No I did not.
User: Yes, yes you did.
Cleverbot: I don't think so.
User: Whatever. Italy said I should ask you some questions so...what is your favorite color?
User: That...makes no sense. Typical American technology.
Cleverbot: I'm not american, don't insult me please.
User: Oh! I'm sorry! What horrid country made you?
Cleverbot: What you think?
User: Umm, Britain?
Cleverbot: I thought you mentioned India. My memory must be cl
Mafia!RomanoxReader: A day out (Part 2)Mafia!RomanoxReader: A day out (Part 2)2 years ago in Romance More Like This
Previously, your curiosity got the best of you and you wandered into an abandoned house, only to be caught hiding under a desk by the new head of the mafia- Romano. He’s now pretty much forced you to join his Mafia for the time being.
“You have to at least stay long enough for me to know I can trust you not to tell anyone anything,” stated Romano as he led you towards what you now assumed was where his headquarters were located. At least, considering all of the people who walked by and nodded at him respectfully, you could definitely guess that this was where they all met up with one another safely.
You weren’t quite sure though, this whole “mafia” idea was a bit new to you. Though it didn’t seem as bad as the movies portrayed them to be... Lovino nor any of the other members had done anything to cause you harm or too much discomfort. They just seemed like a huge, disorganized family to you.
And while this whole aspect of j
Unbreakable TrioIt was a peaceful night. The sky was clear and a sparkling blanket of stars shone above upon the wandering citizens of the world. The cool air was slightly breezy and felt great to stand out in. Or so Antonio thought as he led his intoxicated, best friends towards his car.Unbreakable Trio2 years ago in Settings More Like This
“I can’t believe you two!” He laughed, throwing his handsome head back with a laugh. “Not only did you drink an entire barrel of beer, but you managed to get in a fight with the three most violent, horrible men in the entire city!” Antonio was between awe and amusement as he spoke. “A whole barrel! Gone!”
“Wha- you mean those two bullying those girls around?” Francis said with a frown. “They had it coming.”
“Well, you could have joined us mein fruend~.” Gilbert said with a small slap to his back. Antonio turned to him with an un-amused look.
“No. I am the designated driver, remember??” he said with a slightly scolding tone.