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Logic's Insight: Twilight IntroductionLogic's Insight: Twilight Introduction11 months ago in Reviews & Guides More Like This
Anyone ever met someone who they had a bad feeling about from the start? Maybe they didn't put themselves out in the open as often, seemed like nice people and looked legitimately trustworthy. Even then, they just seemed like someone you could have a good time with. But you had a bad feeling about this person that only grew the more you hung out with them. Eventually you see them for the manipulative jerk that they really are and see signs that they'll cause trouble. But you look around to see that many of your friends don't see what you see until...the person does something.
That would be the best way to sum up the Twilight Saga. While at f
Logic's Insight: Twilight Part 1Logic's Insight: Twilight Part 111 months ago in Reviews & Guides More Like This
Reason #1 for hating Twilight: The main characters
I may annoy a few people if I bring up a future point again and again and again. But it's such a pivotal one that it can't be ignored.
A love story is a tale about two characters who meet, form a bond that grows into a dynamic of love, and the rest of the story is about how that relationship is tested.
That last sentence, is the best summary that I can think of for why a life story either succeeds or fails. The first thing you need to have a love story or any kind of story for that matter, is a protagonist. In the case of the love story, two protagonists or a protagonist and his love inter
Logic's Insight: Twilight Part 2Logic's Insight: Twilight Part 211 months ago in Reviews & Guides More Like This
Reason #2 for hating Twilight, the relationship and dynamic
So we all know that Twilight's entire infrastructure is no longer valid because the central characters of the love story fail to make us care about them. Without that, we don't care about them getting together or about what might happen because of it.
But let's pretend that physical features can constitute a bond and that we care about them for a few minutes. It wouldn't matter because everything about their relationship and the dynamic it holds is wrong. Everything about their little tale is so horribly wrong.
You see, every love story has a certain dynamic that affects it's m
Logic's Insight: Twilight Part 3Reason #3 for hating Twilight, the story and loreLogic's Insight: Twilight Part 310 months ago in Articles & Interviews More Like This
At this point, I'm pretty much beating a dead horse. We don't protagonists that we actually care about, We have a mismatched relationship that we don't care about and it has a dynamic that is completely removed from common sense, so there's really no reason to keep going right?
But what about everyone else?
Ha! My friend, it really doesn't matter what's going on with everyone else because none of it is ever going to inconvenience the nice little love affair that's going on. Mainly because the main characters never care about what's happening around them, the surrounding events of a vampi
Logic's Insight: Twilight Part 4Reason #4 for hating Twilight: Everything else!Logic's Insight: Twilight Part 410 months ago in Reviews & Guides More Like This
So if you've been paying attention up to this point, then you'll see that Twilight lacks everything that a love story needs to work. It doesn't have characters that we care about, it doesn't have a relationship dynamic that fits with the story or the choices of the characters, and it's story is dull and stretched out longer than it needs to without anything ever affecting the characters or testing their bonds. The lore of the saga can't even stay consistent with itself and doesn't leave any room for real dramatic tension.
Despite this, the saga is selling extremely well.&
Epic Rap Battle of Destiny: Revan vs ShepardDisclaimer: I don't own either of the characters portrayed or mentioned in this sound-off. This is non-profit parody that I made for my own amusment.Epic Rap Battle of Destiny: Revan vs Shepard7 months ago in Free Verse More Like This
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EPIC RAP BATTLES OF DESTINY!
Commander Shepard (Mass Effect)
VS
Darth Revan (Knights of the Old Republic)
BEGIN!
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Light Side Revan-
Long Ago in a Galaxy far away...
I forged a legacy that will live beyond my day...
I've saved my people three times over,
From Ancient Sith to a hopeless trooper,
Mandalore's crew all came to knew,
that their firepower was to me as water,
Bane adored me, the Jedi revered me,
Even Bastila gave in and pleased me.
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Copyright: If I owned Kingdom Hearts then I would buy and force Gainax to rewrite the last bit in Gurren Lagann's ending...you know...the one where someone dies right after she marries the main character...yeah, that bit. But since I don't, well...here I am. I'd also be funding animes and video games about my fanfiction instead of just writing them, but a man can dream.
A vision of Dread...echoes of her greatest fear...
"LET ME GO!" In vain, she struggled against the Heartless' grasp as a silver haired black coated man stroked and admired his captured prey whom the guardian held helpless before him. A gasp escaped when his lifeless hand tou
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Copyright: I own nothing
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The City of Angel Groove
While technically a state more than a city since each of the districts are big enough to be cities by themselves, Angel Groove remains a peaceful place where poverty is less than 1%, Education is top ranked in the world, and everyone has a chance to make their mark on this groove of angels.
Even now, a little girl was making her mark on her doting father and mother as they strolled through the Angel Groove park with their elder butler nearby playing a game of golf.
"It's a really pretty park daddy!" The little girl said with delightful excitement and started st
Eclipse- the summary of a painfully bad SagaEclipse- Book Three...maybe.Eclipse- the summary of a painfully bad Saga10 months ago in Articles & Interviews More Like This
So, continuing the story after New Moon, we see Bella happily wedged in a ferocious love triangle between a dog (which is what Jacob the Werewolf is, essentially) and a Vampire who sparkles more than Tinker bell.
But shockingly, the love triangle isn't the ONLY thing going on here. I mean, sure, that's the focus for 90% of the book, but a whole 10% is reserved for a fight scene!
Whatttt?! Maybe SM realized that sweet nothings got boring when you were just a peeping tom, looking into a love triangle in a non-existent world... a love triangle and nothing else.
Anyways, this book is even foggier in my memory than
Logic's Insight: The Jedi Order 1/2Logic's Insight: The Jedi Order 1/23 months ago in Reviews & Guides More Like This
"For over a thousand generations, the Jedi Knights were the guardians of peace and justice in the Old Republic."
- Obi-Wan Kenobi, A New Hope
Remember when Obi-Wan first said that simple, but explanatory quote back in the first Star Wars movie? Remember hearing him talk about the lightsaber as an elegant weapon for a more civilized age as Luke activated and waved around his father's lightsaber? Remember Luke's training on Dagobah and listening to Master Yoda talk about the jedi philosophy and the force? Remember when Luke first appeared in Return of the Jedi as a jedi in all but formality? Remember your chills when you recalled that Darth V
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The Day after Tomorrow
Kaiba's Office, Two days later
"Congratulations, you killed a singing diamond," Kaiba mockingly complemented to a listening Roger Smith, "Considering that it nearly killed you and managed to destroy a fifth of the city, I ought to congratulate you somehow."
"Well, for starters," Roger placed a suitcase on the table and opened it to reveal a large stack of documents, "This is the list of charges, injuries and bills you could compensate us on. Which shouldn't be too hard to-"
"Oh look, a summary of damages and collaterol that the battle produced," Kaiba commented with obviously fake curiosity, "Well I guess I can use
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Reseach Center Foyer, Hollow Bastion
A young boy leaned upon the railing as he overlooked the city adjacent to the fortress he now stood upon. Radiant Garden truly was a beautiful place, but not so beautiful as to make the boy forget of his parent's loss a few yea
Reasons Twilight ExistsSomething else to hate onReasons Twilight Exists3 years ago in Emotional More Like This
Gives nightmares to kids
Gives people false hopes
Worth a good laugh
Makes a great debate discussion
I can easily get on someone's nerves by saying "Twilight is the worst"
Easy to make fun of
Keeps Van Hellsing, Zero, and Alucard busy
Great Burning Material
Great for Mr. Kitty's litter Box :D
It makes Twihaters look smart
It makes Twitards look freakin' stupid
Makes amateur writer's feel good because they that they are at least better than Stephanie Meyer
~KikuMizu (09/29/10)
Fan girls needed more to lower their IQ's
~sean1kid (12/11/10)
It is a ploy by the governm
Be Prepared - The Twilight VersionMy Twilight senses have been tinglingBe Prepared - The Twilight Version1 year ago in Songs & Lyrics More Like This
And we know that can't be a good sign
Call me crazy, but I've an inkling
That this ain't the end of the line
It's clear from the paraphernalia
That we will be hit again, and hard
The zealots are back, out to get ya
Even you can't be caught off your guard
So prepare for the shock of a lifetime
Be prepared for unspeakable news
A new Twilight era
Is tiptoeing near-a
And where do we stand here?
We could use a hand here
It's been overrated
Since it was created
But Miss Meyer's been granted her dues
She's gone farther than anyone's dared
Be prepared!
Yeah, be prepared! We'll be prepared…
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