Questions and answers I asked Jayy Von MonroeQ: Do you have a crush on jeffree Star?Questions and answers I asked Jayy Von Monroe2 years ago in Profiles More Like This
A: No, we are good buddies.
Q: Will you take a picture of yourself with a dildo and put it on yougotposted.com?
A: No. Sorry Kids.
Q: Have you ever thought of doing a porn video?
A: Haha. No. But I have had pornography pictures taken before.
Q: You shouldnt be self concious cuz all of us LOVE the way you look. And I dont lie about this.
A: Haha Thank you dear>.
Ways to Annoy Dahvie and JayyDahvie:Ways to Annoy Dahvie and Jayy3 years ago in Stories & Vignettes More Like This
1. Steal his Monster, drug it, and give it back
2. Tell him his voice is too whiny and nasally
3. Tell him Garrett is waaaay better than him
4. Tell him his hair is girly
5. Use a spray bottle to constantly wet his hair
6. Call him gay 209328529875 times a day
7. Spread the rumor that he and Jayy are together
8. Smudge his make up
9. When he passes out from the drugged up Monster, rape him! ("Drugged up like party monsters, sexed up so grab the condoms" ;D)
10. Draw on his face with permanent marker when he takes his pre-show nap. Hiding all mirrors is optional
11. Steal his laptop and post unreleased songs
12. Tell everyone he raped you, get police involved, possibly ruining his life and career (may back fire. see Jessi Slaughter case)
1. Buy bag of Blow Pops, eat or hide all watermelon flavored ones, offer Jayy bag. Sit back and enjoy his watermelon-less rage (Possibly record and post online)
2. Bend his hula hoop
3. Cut and/or shave his head is a strange pattern
Green x Reader. Run-ins.Green x Reader. Run-ins.10 months ago in Short Stories More Like This
The morning Light came through my Window as my Alarm clock went off.
*Beep beep beep*
“What time is it?...............IT’S 9:00!!!! I’m going to be Late!!!” I got out of bed, and went to my closet to change out of my Pajamas.
My name is Green. I am the Viridian City Gym leader, I am also very famous and popular, but I hate being late for work. Whenever I am late Gramps is there to yell at me.
I ran as fast as I could. When I wasn’t looking I ran full throttle to a person, throwing them to the ground.
“Hey Watch where you’re going!!” I said yelling at them not noticing It was really my fault.
“Well excuse me, you were the one who ran into me. So you watch where you’re going!”
I looked up to see it was a girl. She had (hair length)(hair color) hair, and (eye color) eyes, it was hard to tell at first, because she was looking at her hands. They were all scrapped, and covered in blood, from when I ran into
Ziall: CuddlesZayn's quiet when he's tired or moody. He doesn't say anything when something bothers him or when he's feeling lonely, he just shuts himself away, sulking in his bunk or on the couch in the dressing room while they are on tour. He frowns everytime Harry pulls Louis in an embrace or when Liam slings his arm around Niall's waist and the blond nuzzles his head in the older boy's shoulder, because he never gets these things. He doesn't have the courage to ask for a cuddle, though. Because that's pathetic, isn't it? Asking for a hug or a bit of affection. But if he was honest, that's exactly what would help him to relax, get rid of his constant mood changes and of being homesick.Ziall: Cuddles2 years ago in Romance More Like This
And one day he starts getting it.
Niall's been watching Zayn lately and he can't stand him anymore. It's not that lovesick-puppy-observing-every-move kind of watching, though, just keeping an eye on his friend because he's been acting weird. Zayn's always by himself, as Niall has noticed, reading or listening to mu
Ziall: InterruptionsThe day was picture perfect. The sun was shining brightly, but it wasn't too hot out. There were white, puffy clouds spotted around the sky, and a gentle breeze touched their faces. Zayn looked at Niall, watching the boy with metaphoric 'heart-eyes'. Zayn had driven them to the park because he was planning on proposing here. Nature couldn't seem to agree more with the plan, giving him every ounce of perfection for weather. The perfect setting, with the perfect person.Ziall: Interruptions2 years ago in Romance More Like This
They sat in the short, soft grass, gazing out over a quiet pond. Niall was giggling, watching a mother duck lead her ducklings into the water. They kept shaking out their feathers, little droplets of water flying in every direction, and Niall found it amusing.
Zayn smiled, watching as Niall beamed at the display. God, I love him. Zayn had not felt nerves, even with the thought of proposal. He loved Niall, and Niall, loved him back. Their relationship was as easy as breathing, and as cliché as he found that statement to be
Zianourry:Didn't want you to worry"All right boys. The crowd's kinda gotten crazy so just stick right behind me and head for the car. No stopping. Hear me?"Zianourry:Didn't want you to worry2 years ago in Romance More Like This
Harry nodded along with the rest of the boys, signaling to Paul that they understood. He internally sighed as he prepared to face the crowd that had gathered outside the radio station where the boys had been recording all day. The crowd had gotten crazier and crazier as the day had gone on, and Harry wasn't at all sure that all of them were sober. His attention snapped back to the present as Louis ,moved over and shared a tired smile with him.
Paul took one more glance at the boys and then walked through the doors. As the doors opened, Harry winced at the assault on his ears. It had been a while since such a noisy crowd had greeted them. As they walked out of the building, the noise level rose to a fevered pitch and Harry fought down a feeling of claustrophobia as the guards standing around them shifted in close in order to fend off the girls. For one second the gu
Zianourry: Louis mistake tweetHarry was absently going through his twitter page, scrolling through all the girls claiming their love for him. As he got to the end of his timeline for that day, he already had more than 50 fiancé's and too many people to count which tweeted him saying they wanted him in their bed. He grinned to himself as he scrolled up and refreshed the page, soon seeing Louis' (incredibly sexy) profile picture then his twitter name.Zianourry: Louis mistake tweet2 years ago in Romance More Like This
Harry's eyes scanned over the tweet, expecting it just to be a stupid, unimportant one yet it was far from that. It ripped out Harry's heart, stamped on it, crushed it and threw it out the window. Tears were rolling down his cheeks freely when Liam, Zayn and Niall came in, telling him to get ready because they were going out for dinner when they stopped in their tracks, seeing one of their boyfriend's crying.
"What's wrong baby?" Zayn asked gently as they all took him in their arms.
"Twitter" Harry managed to croak out.
"Oh babe, we've told you to ignore the hate. They
Zianourry:Age Play The three of their children were gathered together on the floor all playing. Well Niall ( the youngest) was sitting with the wall supporting his back as he played with a block sticking it in his mouth and pulling it back out every so often. Harry and Louis were laying on their stomachs building with leggos Zayn had to keep a close eye on them , he was overly paranoid they'd end up eating one and choking to death. Liam seemed to have a similar concern and they were hard pressed to relax with their boys playing with leggos. Sometimes they hated those leggos.Zianourry:Age Play2 years ago in Humor More Like This
"Alright who's ready for a bath!" Liam cheered and Louis looked up from his leggos and threw his hands into the air. He was always eager to get up and get bathed, He liked to pretend he was the older brother and takes care of the younger ones but he loved baths! Anything to do with water Louis was usually all over.
Adventures of Dahvie Vanity P6Adventures of Dahvie Vanity P63 years ago in Profiles More Like This
So we left off at Jayy flirting with the Starbucks
guy and Dahvie being all awkward.
"I said I wanted youtocuminmy latte" Jayy smiles.
"Is this right, you want me to cum in your
latte?" guy working all weirded out by his
"Uh, I just wanted my iced frappaino" Dahvie
starts almost crying.
"Dude chill I got this." Jayy whispers to him.
"Sigh, I'll go hit on chicks or something."
"So, how about that coffee?" Jayy flirtously asks.
"Wanna get diner some time?"
"By the way, I'm Jayy Von Monroe"
"Here's my number, call me sometime Johm."
"Oh here's your friends coffee and a latte for
"Thanks" Winks and goes to find Dahvie.
"Here's your frappacino, wanna go now?"
So they walked out of Starbucks happily (Jayy)
and drinking their coffee.
"So what's his name?"
"You gonna leave me alone now that you have a boyfriend?"
"Maybe.." Winks at Dahvie
"Ugh. Why me?"
"Giddy up, horsie" Smacks Dahvie's ass.
"I hate my f---ing life"
"I hate you too sometimes"
Zarry: The Hybrid 2After their fun night, Harry woke up to find Zayn sleeping peacefully next to him. The events of last night came back to Harry, and he smiled. Harry sat up and stretched, also waking up Zayn. The teen looked up at Harry and meowed. Harry smiled and said, "mornin' kitty." Zayn meowed in response, and climbed into Harry lap, snuggling into him. Harry wrapped his arms around Zayn's body and rubbed his face into one of Zayn's cat ears. It twitched, and Zayn giggled a little. "Does it tickle?" Harry asked with a smirk. Zayn nodded and looked in Harry's eyes, blushing. Harry leaned down, and captured Zayn into a kiss which surprised the hybrid, but he soon began to kiss back.Zarry: The Hybrid 22 years ago in Romance More Like This
When they detatched, Zayn's face was a scarlet red, which made Harry laugh. Zayn smiles, but faulters when Harry had a mischievous smirk on his face. Zayn began to get off Harry, but soon found that he couldn't move. Harry had his arms around Zayn's waist, holding the boy still. Zayn meowed in surprise, but soon squeled
Niam: Breaking and Mending*NIALL POV*Niam: Breaking and Mending2 years ago in Romance More Like This
We all burst into the dressing room after another successful show and I flopped into the couch. Liam and Zayn took both sides of me and my heart pounded in my chest as Liam put his arm around my shoulder. Harry and Louis were still buzzing with energy and we laughed as they danced around the room.
A knock at the door broke up their dance party and Paul stuck his head through the door.
"Get changed, we gotta move," he ordered. We all nodded and I kept in the disappointment as Liam got up off the couch. I got up myself and walked over to my after show clothes were piled. I stripped off my tight red polo and slipped on my singlet.
I changed my pants to some knee length pants and ran my fingers through my hair before slipping in my snapback. I picked up my phone and slipped in in my pocket and turned around. Liam was just slipping on a tight white t-shirt and I caught a glimpse of his tined stomach.
I looked away and tried to calm myself before I went thinking around stupidly.
Niam:Wolf HybridIt happened so quick, that Liam had no time to think. One minute, he was just taking a walk though the woods, and the next minute something knocked him down, and knocked the breath out of him. When Liam sat up, he saw something that he would never think exsisted. There in front of him, what a blond furred wolf, but something about it seemed odd to Liam. He slowly got to his feet, and the wolf suddenly started to morph. Now in front of Liam's eyes was a boy about his age, but a little bit younger, who was stalking naked and still had blond ears and a tail showing. "Wow, Liam muttered as he gazed at the frightened teen. He slowly began to walk towards him, but stopped when the boy took a step back. "It's ok, I'm not going to hurt you," Liam whispered. He started to walk again, and said, "I'm Liam, who are you?" When he was directly in front of the boy, he heard a low, "N-Niall." "Niall huh?" Liam thought. Liam suddenly became Niall was naked, and stuttered, "u-uh here, tie this around yoNiam:Wolf Hybrid1 year ago in Romance More Like This
1D tickle fanfic: Harry's Accident"Hey Harry! Can you make us tacos?" Louis asked. Harry groaned, and replied, "you lads need to learn how to cook for ya selves!" "Please Haz?" Niall asked as he pulled the puppy dog face. Harry sighed, and replied, "oh alright!" They cheered, and Harry made his way into the kitchen.1D tickle fanfic: Harry's Accident2 years ago in Romance More Like This
Liam watched him leave, and said, "I'm gonna help Hazza, be good!" The lads groaned a "yes" and Liam followed Harry into the kitchen. "Hey Haz, is it ok that I help?" Liam asked. Harry turned around and smiled. "Sure Li, thanks!" he responded. Liam got everything gathered, while Harry began to chop up all the materials for the tacos. Liam walked over to Harry's side, and placed the items on the counter. Liam wrapped his arm around Harry waist to relax, but a sudden gasp and giggle came from Harry.
Liam looked at Harry and asked, "what was that?" Harry swallowed nervousily, and replied, "n-nothing." Liam rose and eyebrow, and slid his finger in a circle on Harry's waist. The boy giggled some more, and tried
Larry Stylinson: The Worst Kept Secret'Shout out to all our fans in Argentina!'Larry Stylinson: The Worst Kept Secret2 years ago in Humor More Like This
'THAT was naughty. Very naughty indeed. How can you guys say stuff like that?' Liam winked as he spoke into the camera.
'I love you too Hannah! Thanks! And no I'm not at my place, I'm in Harry and Louis' living room, but they've gone out to get pizza. Niall and Zayn are around somewhere too.'
'What was the last thing I ate? Um I had Nando's for lunch with the boys and haven't eaten since then.'
'So what have you guys been up to? Who came and saw us at the O2 yesterday? Wait; hold that thought the boys are here. I'll be right back.'
Liam got up from the recliner, placing his laptop carefully on the coffee table in front of him just as Harry and Louis walked through the door hand in hand with a pizza.
'We bring gifts of food!' Harry yelled as he walked into the flat he shared with his boyfriend. "Boyfriend" meaning secret boyfriend. They hadn't come out publicly yet. Not that they didn't want to. They were under pressure from their label to keep
Larry Stylinson: Chapter 2(Louis' POV)Larry Stylinson: Chapter 22 years ago in Romance More Like This
It's been 3 days since I told Zayn. Since then things have indeed been looking up. Subconsciously we've become even closer, and when I'm not sitting with Haz, I'm sitting with Zayn. He shoots me these little reassuring looks whenever he notices the smile leave my face, and I'm grateful for them. Whenever I have a sudden flash of worry, or the sudden urge to cut, I find myself in his hotel room. He's always there for a hug and even though he offers to talk, I always decline and he doesn't argue. To which I nearly always say "You're awesome." because he really is.
I haven't cut since that day and while there is this odd ache in my stomach, making me miss the pain, I'm proud. Of course I've gone much longer, but this is the start of something new. I want to stop. All together. I hate feeling like I'm a disappointment, and like I've done something shameful. And I have, really. But not anymore. I can do this, right? Part of me says no, while the other part that holds onto Zayn'
Ziam: First Kiss"Liam?" Zayn called through the flat as he made his way downstairs. "Have you seen my phone?"Ziam: First Kiss2 years ago in Humor More Like This
He headed into the kitchen, frowning when he discovered he hadn't left it on any of the counters or the table. He looked towards the living room when he realised his younger band mate hadn't answered him. Curiosity and slight worry filled him as he moved into the next room, finding Liam laid out across one of the leather couches, a small black device held between his hands as he tapped away at it.
"Liam! What are you doing on my phone?" The Bradford boy asked moving towards him.
Liam looked up, tucking his hand holding the phone behind his back, his brown eyes shining as he smiled innocently. "Nothing."
He scoffed. "Yeah right, give me it."
"No." Liam replied, backing away into the couch.
"Don't make me have to take it from you." Zayn warned, a smirk tugging at his lips as he tried to keep a serious face.
"You couldn't even if you tried." The younger boy said.
He raised an eyebrow. "Is that a
Lirry: Lip Piercing“You sure you wanna do this kid?” The guy behind the counter asked. “Ear and belly button piercings are one thing but one on the lip…well it’s going to receive a lot of attention.”Lirry: Lip Piercing2 years ago in Romance More Like This
Harry just rolled his eyes. First of all, he was not a kid. He was eighteen damn it. Soon to be nineteen. And second of all, like this guy was really one to talk. Not only did he have a lip piercing, he had one on his nose, two in each ear, gages and an industrial in the left ear. Not to mention the number of tattoos that littered this man’s face and arms. Well…ok like Harry was one to talk either but still!
All the curly haired boy wanted was for people to stop treating him like he was such a baby. To stop teasing him because he was the youngest, because really, he was only the youngest by a few months. The boys all treated him like a kid though despite all that. They always argued and tried to talk him out of going clubbing. They texted him every five
Larry Stylinson:Dressing room tickle"Do you think this makes me look fat?" Louis said examining the navy blue shirt in the mirror of the dressing room.Larry Stylinson:Dressing room tickle2 years ago in Humor More Like This
"Of course not, Boo! You're perfect!" Harry said reassuringly, pinching Louis's sides; making him squeal like a little girl.
"Hey! Not fair!" Louis said prodding Harry's arm.
"Oh it isn't now?"
"Yeah, it isn't I wasn't ready for that, Styles"
"Alright then. How about NOW?" Harry said grabbing Louis waist, throwing the older boy off balance. Holding up Louis in his arms, Harry chuckled as the older boy began to squirm.
"Hey! Hands off Haz! This isn't the best place for you to get all touchy on me" Louis said pointing towards the door and the walls where the noises of people scuffling about could be heard.
"Well who could resist with that cute.. What do the fans call it? Oh, that's right, tomlintummy!" Harry exclaimed poking the older boy in the stomach where the hem of the shirt had risen.
"Harry! No, we're in a public area! And my stomach isn't that big is it?" Louis aske
ZianourryZayn sighed and rolled over in his bed. The thunder outside was making it impossible for him to sleep. He heard a small whimper from his bedroom door and sat up. In the pale light of the night, he saw the blonde hair he’d come to adore. He smiled softly.Zianourry2 years ago in Humor More Like This
“Hi, buddy. Did you come to sleep with Daddy Z because you couldn’t sleep?” He whispered.
The two year old walked over and climbed into Zayn’s bed. “Don’t like thunder.” He murmured.
Zayn wrapped his arms around Niall, holding him close. “It’s just noise sweety. It can’t hurt you.”
He whined softly and Zayn just laid back, still holding Niall. Zayn began to hum softly, gently patting Niall’s back. Zayn knew this trick would get Niall to sleep and he was right. Within a few minutes, he could hear that Niall’s breath had fallen into a steady pattern. Zayn smiled.
The next morning Zayn’s eyes fluttered open. Niall was propped up on his elbows, starin
Nouis: Little Lies"Lou, I love you," he breathed.Nouis: Little Lies2 years ago in Romance More Like This
Oh, god. Oh, god damn. He's got to be confused, right? No. The signs. The flirting. Louis didn't feel the same way. The problem with this was that he was entirely puzzled at how to break this. The Irish boy was so happy, so sunny, that if he really meant it… This could kill him.
Louis regained composure.
"Niall, I don't think you actually believe that…" He trailed off, hoping dreadfully that Niall was simply confused.
Niall laughed, amused. "Course I do, silly! You are the only one who I can feel wholly myself with! We can laugh an' play an' it's jus' great!" His smile hurt Louis' heart, guilt strangling him.
He couldn't lie to the boy. Here goes nothing.
"Niall, I love you, as a friend. Nothing more. We could never be together, Niall. You and I are both immature too much; we could never have anything constructive. Please see that, Niall. I don't want this to ruin our friendship; I value it too greatly. Please, Niall?"
The blonde boy's lips
Zarry: Tickle Fight "Stop! Stop! Stop!" Zayn said over and over, waving his hands uselessly, trying to knock away Harry's hands.Zarry: Tickle Fight2 years ago in Humor More Like This
Harry laughed and kept wiggling his fingers around Zayn's stomach, laughing harder every time Zayn wheezed out a slightly pained laugh.
"I'm not going to stop until you admit that I'm right."
"You're…" Zayn laughed. "You're not right!"
Harry launched over Zayn, kneeling over him on the ground. "I am! I am right!"
Zayn threw his head back in laughter, still trying to push Harry off. He decided to start tickling Harry, hoping that it would change who was in power. It did- Harry stopped tickling him, trying to roll away. Zayn tackled him, pinning his arms down so he couldn't start tickling again.
Zouis: Ticklish Babe?The other boys went out for the day. Saying me and Zayn need some time alone. We haven't had much time together lately with all the interviews and photo shoots going on lately. But I'm glad I finally get to spend some quality time with my Zayn.Zouis: Ticklish Babe?2 years ago in Humor More Like This
"What do you want to watch Boo?" Zayn asked me as he came into the room holding a bowl of popcorn.
"I don't mind, as long as it isn't toy story," Liam's been making us watch it with him none stop. He loves it even if it makes him cry. Zayn just laughed and popped some random movie in the player. He picked Easy A.
We spent so time cuddling and eating popcorn on the couch. I was laying on him with my head resting on his shoulder, while I had to stiffen my giggles as he ran his fingers down my sides. "Zayn, stop," I couldn't help but laugh this time as hands went down to my belly. I was really ticklish there.
"What baby?" he asked as he drew patterns onto my soft stomach. I squealed and leaped of the couch. "Zayn stop!" I shouted pouting and crossi
Narry: Harry's RevengeHarry styles had a massive crush on none other than Niall Horan. Band member of one direction. He thought it was wrong and he shouldn't feel like this. But he couldn't ignore his feelings.Narry: Harry's Revenge2 years ago in Humor More Like This
'So who does harry like?' niall asks with a smirk on his face. I could feel my face turning red. 'Aw is little hazza going red?' he giggles, the boys roaring with laughter. I hated it when people embarrassed me. I could feel the boys especially Louis poking me. At one point niall grabbed my cheeks and pulled on them, I tried to glare at him but it was proving to be difficult.
'We should try and pick him up a girl!' Zayn called. I turned my gaze down. As hard as I tried I couldn't ignore my feelings for niall. He was the only one I will ever love.
'Come on it won't be that bad! We could get her number and post it on twitter' Liam shouted over the laughter. They were all drunk and I didn't want to have anything so I wouldn't blab my secret to the world. I did some pretty crazy shit when I was wasted. I
Larry Stylinson: Harry's TortureLarry Stylinson: Harry's TortureLarry Stylinson: Harry's Torture2 years ago in Humor More Like This
It was a late friday night, and Louis and Harry were lazily sitting around, cuddled up together, waiting for the other lads to come for movie night. "Louis, I'm really bored," Harry groaned. Louis rolled his eyes and asked, when arn't you bored?" Harry shrugged and sighed. Louis cuddled into Harry more, when all of a sudden, Louis accidently squeezed Harry's side, making the boy jump and giggle. Louis looked at the boy with wide eyes, but soon the wide eyes turned a mischevious smile. Harry gulped nervousily, and said, "well, I'm knackered, night Louis!" and tried to run off, but Louis jumped at the boy and pinned him to the ground.
"Where do you think your going?" Louis asked as he lightly traced the skin of Harry's sides, making the boy gasp and giggle. "U-um to m-my bed!" he giggled. Louis shook his head and said, "nope, I'm gonna have some fun here!" Harry shook his head back and forth before breaking out in laughter as Louis began to jab his finger