Logic's Insight: Soul Calibur V 1/5
Soul Calibur V is the biggest disappointment since my father.
I really can't think of any other thing in my gamer life that issues more feelings of disappointment, anger and utter betrayal when it comes to games that I play. Hell, it's not even the worst game that I've ever played and that's what makes me irk...
While my father has admitted to his mistakes, tried to made strides to not be a disappointment and I've made my peace with him and how he screwed up my life...Soul Calibur V's damage has forever affected me as a player. Halo 4, Mass Effect 3, Dragon Age, Kingdom Hearts...I can't play any of those games without thinking of the betrayal that was Soul Calibur V. It's like a fly that won't go away, no matter how much I swat it or go to another room. It's a pebble in my shoe and my shoe is stuck on my foot.
And if any of you "awesome-whores" under the age of 20 come up and say that Soul Calibur 3 was the worst game because it had dated graphics, then I suggest you stop reading this
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Intro: Myth Busters
Before I fully begin this review, I want to take some time to debunk a few myths on why this game's story is "good" or why the game in general is the best in the series.
A) Because it's different from previous games.
No. Different isn't always better, the nail that sticks up is the one that's hammered down. Doing things differently only works when the result is as good or better than the previous method. As we can see with SCV, throwing out the traditional character endings backfires because now we have no idea about who we're playing as. We don't even get to choose who we play in the story mode.
B) Those cutscenes have great graphics.
No! Having cool graphics during cutscenes have come to be expected in games. In fact, having good graphics is just something that's part of making a game's environment and feel. There's nothing special about having awesome graphics because everyone has awesome graphics nowadays. Plus, it doesn't matter how pretty your
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Problem 4: Time Skips and Denial of Important Need To Know Information
Because the developers wanted to do something "different", they threw in a 17 year time skip.
Which was pointless.
Nothing's really changed over 17 years, most returning characters either haven't aged at all (Ivy, Tira, Kilik, reportedly Taki whose absent from the game, and Raphael) or they look exactly the same as they did years ago (Algol, Hilde, Dampierre and Voldo). Others are supposedly completely different characters but they just took on the same name and style as the character that they're "replacing." (Nightmare, Astaroth and Yoshimitsu)
The only characters that actually have legitimately changed are Siegfried, Mitsurugi, Cervantes and Lizardman.
I'm not even really sure why they had a time skip of this many years? Couldn't they have just did 10 years?
I have a feeling that they choose 17 years so that the new game could star Sophitia's children as the new protagonist and antagonist of the new sto
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Problem 10: This Game Shouldn't Have Happened
Honestly, if this how they were going to do this game then they shouldn't have made it at all.
I know a lot of fans petitioned for this game to be made because they love Soul Calibur so much, but fan petitions are denied all the time. Also, there comes a time when all things need to end.
Soul Calibur IV was meant to the final game in the Soul Series and it was meant to end the series with a bang. Say what you will about some of it's oddities, but the team really put a lot of effort into that game, it's mechanics and the stories of the characters involved. Everything had a higher stake, character arcs were nearing their close and the developers made a lot of calculated risks with gameplay, aesthetics, content and balance.
Whether or not you liked IV, you have to admit that at least the developers thought about what they were doing.
I don't see that here.
Soul Calibur V was just a shallow fighting game that was designed to look lik
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It's his story, so technically he can do that. But that doesn't mean that he should.
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Thanks fer stoppin’ by again; I’ve been workin’ somethin’ fierce to get more free time fer another o’ these here interviews. Sorry it took so long, but that’s the price I pay fer bein’ me; there are times I miss being ‘just another earth pony’ and not ‘The Earth Pony Sorceress’. Don’ really like that title, but it’s the easiest one fer other ponies to understand. I never really saw mahself as any sorta ‘sorceress’ or ‘witch’, to use what some o’ the other ponies call me, but it’s one of those things that just sorta stuck after a while.
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Make yourselves at home. Cookies? Tea? No? Okay, that's fine.
I know this isn't my cottage, but I feel this is the best place for me. I know Angel will be able to handle things for a little while, and everything will have worked itself out before he overworks himself. Heheh! It funny how he's the one always making sure I don't overwork myself helping my little friends! And here I am, making sure he doesn't overwork himself while I'm away.
I know that you want to know -why- I'm doing all this for everyone. I'm sure you think I'm just trying to help more people than I actually can. Or that I'm not thinking about other people's feelings. But I'm confident I can do this. I'm finally being assertive w
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. . .
... I'm . . .
Who am I . . .
What am I feeling?
What are feelings?
Why am I thinking?
What is thinking?
Why am I thinking these questions?
What are questions?
Questions are expressed desire to know. This is truth.
What is knowing? What is expressed?! What is a desire....?!
To know is to understand what something is. Understanding is to see the truth of something. Something is that which is separate from you. You are the one who is asking these questions. To see is to gain knowing through senses. Senses are the windows from which the mind sees the world. The mind is you. The world is all else. This is truth.
Expressed is to have others know your thoughts. Others are selves who are not you. Thoughts are what you doing now. Doing is to act. Now is this moment. The self is one, one is undeniably unique. This is truth.
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Logic's Insight: Naruto 1/4Logic's Insight: Naruto 1/42 years ago in Reviews & Guides More Like This
Before anyone asks: I have mostly positive things to say about Shonen Jump's Naruto by Masashi Kishimoto.
While Naruto does have some pretty major problems that holds it back, I still regard it rather highly compared to most manga. Most of it's major problems comes from not going as far as it could or should in terms of character development, the setting and themes. But that doesn't make it suck.
I's still pretty good.
So you might be asking, if I like it then why am I giving it a Logic's Insight?
One, as a change to tune. I wanted to change things up a little bit by going over something that I like rather than something that I hate. I'm still going to give it an honest review and point out things that I don't like or don't work. But for once, I want to bring insight into something that I regard positively and expose how it works and doesn't work on a fundamental level.
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(And you're both fools.)
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My Little Pony
Our world is lost in evil's sway.
My Little Pony
Heroes have fallen one by one
This truly is the darkest day.
So dark none can see the sun.
Cadence/Trixie/Twilight's Parents/Father of All Alicorns/Applebloom:
Fate turns by our choices.
Hope is something only we can make.
If we don't raise our voices.
We'll never see the daybreak.
There's a light in the distance.
The light of hope will reignite.
Ah have found my lost resistance.
And we will grab that light.
Tyrants will finally fall.
We won't hide again.
No longer will we stall.
It's time for salvation to begin.
Cadence/Trixie/Twilight's Parents/Father of All Alicorns/Applebloom:
Fate turns by your choices.
Hope is something only you can make.
If you don't raise your voices...
You'll never see the daybreak.