Feferi x Male!Reader - Cars and Kisses[A/N: this is a human!AU]Feferi x Male!Reader - Cars and Kisses5 months ago in Personal More Like This
You slide our from under your friend Feferi's car, wiping grease from your face. She hands you a soda and you smile and mumble a thank you.
"So, how's it coming?"
"Well Feffers, your engine looks fine, you just had a little gas leak."
"So did you fix it?"
"I can fix anything," you say, putting away your tools.
You smile to herself at her adorable use of a fish pun.
"Totally. It's handy to have a mechanic around."
Little did you know, but Feferi would like to have a certain mechanic around ALL the time.
Karkat, your roommate, yells from the laundry room.
"OH REALLY? 'CAUSE HAVING THIS MECHANIC AROUND IS A FUCKIN' DRAG!"
"SHUT UP KAT!"
You hand Fef her keys and pat the hood of her silver convertible Mercedes.
"She's good to go."
"You wanna ride in her?"
Your jaw opens.
"Are you kidding me?"
"No. And close your jaw. We are not a codfish," she says.
She hands you the keys and you put 'em in and turn it, listening to the engine purr.
"That's what I fall as
Soldier Boy: Condescension x Male!Reader FINALYou sit on a rock on a hill, just thinking.Soldier Boy: Condescension x Male!Reader FINAL11 months ago in Personal More Like This
Can you do this? Can you fight?
"Kid. It's almost showtime."
"Yeah. I know."
"So, you've fallen in love with a highblood?"
You look at the Summoner.
"What?! You're crazy," you protest.
"Don't worry, I have too."
"Condesce?" he guesses. You nod.
"Mindfang?" you guess.
"Yep. Kid, if you love her, leave. But know this, if I ever have it out with you, I'm opening a fresh can of kick-ass on you right."
"Hell, Summoner, every time I fight you you fly in the air."
"Go on. Go get 'em tiger." Summoner puts a hand on your shoulder. "I'll cover for you. Oh yeah, and if you tell anyone about Mindfang, I will kill you in your sleep. Have fun!"
You stand next to the Condesce.
"So, lowbloods want to attack me? Hah! What a laugh!"
"Not you, the Grand Highblood ma'am."
"Oh, I don't like him. He's so loud. The man will not shut up! Just, I will kill lowbloods this and I will kill lowbloods that, and cursing, cursing, and more cursing!"
Soldier Boy: Condescension x Male!Reader Ch. 1Your name is (Full Name), and you aren't quite sure how you got here. All you know is there is a pretty attractive female troll in front of you, and she has a lotta hair.Soldier Boy: Condescension x Male!Reader Ch. 11 year ago in Personal More Like This
"What's your name?" she asks.
"(Name)," you answer, looking around the room.
"Look at me when I'm talkin'," she says.
"Mother flippin' (Name)," you say.
"I think this one spent to much time around GHB's place. All that glubbin' swearin'," she thinks out loud.
"I almost forgot we took you from the Summoner," she says, smiling and ruffling your hair.
"Yeah," you say, carrying out the word and rolling your eyes.
"Guards, this one will be my personal servant."
You widen your eyes and your jaw drops.
"Oh for the love of all that is unholy! First someone steals me the day before the fight with the highbloods, now this! Lady, I did not sign up for this."
"Oh, I don't care," she says, smiling evilly. "Have (Name) here cleaned up. Now. And send him to my recreation room."
Two jade-blooded female trolls take you to what
What a Nerd! Porrim x Male!Reader Ch. 4Time. Time was an enemy to you.What a Nerd! Porrim x Male!Reader Ch. 41 year ago in Personal More Like This
How much time does it take for Porrim to decide?
Sollux hands you a drink and you down it split second.
"Okay dude, calm down."
Your phone buzzes.
*ac pounces over to her furrend* hello (name)! i was infurrmed you had a furrsh crush on purrim, and i was checking to see if my resource was correct!
TO: Righto Neppers, I'm horns over heels desperately red for her *sighs*
FROM: *nods* mew OTP! thanks (name)
You hear a squeal that sounds strikingly like two little olive-blooded darlings you know.
Meulin and Nepeta, accompanied by their Sagittarius moirails, standing in stoic sweating silence.
[more alliteration, such letter S]
Jegus, it seems like everyone's at this party.
"Hey (Nickname You Hate)!"
Meenah Peixes everybody.
"Hey Meenah," you drone.
"Hey buoy, I heard from some olive birdies you're shella red for Porrim, this true (Nickname You Hate)?"
"Gog Meenah, I told you not to call me that."
"Too bad nerd, answer the question."
"Gog fine yeah I
Terezi x Clumsy!Male!Reader- Such A Clutz!Reader POVTerezi x Clumsy!Male!Reader- Such A Clutz!1 year ago in Personal More Like This
You were multitasking again. Something that's never proved much good for you. You're staring at someone while walking.
It's Terezi Pyrope, your flush-crush for almost a year now.
You could never really placed what you liked about the wonderful teal blood, but you always remembered being horns over heels for her.
Dave was never really a problem, he and her were never an item, so that was that.
One more problem. You're a klutz. You trip on every street corner, you bang your hip on every table, and you fall over your shoelaces all the time.
Fortunately, there are the occasions when Kanaya helps you tie your shoes, but most of the time, your (blood color) high tops are untied.
You sit in the back of the room, doodling.
"Mr. (Last Name)?" Mr. Vantas says. Your head shoots up from your drawing, a (blood color) blush covering your face.
"Huh?" You hear a ripple of giggles.
"Settle down class. Mr. (Last Name), how would you like to come up here and solve the problem?"
What a Nerd! Porrim x Male!Reader Ch. 2ONE WEEK LATERWhat a Nerd! Porrim x Male!Reader Ch. 21 year ago in Personal More Like This
You sit in your room, curled up into a ball, listening to the playlist Nepeta made for you to get over feels a while back.
You kissed Porrim.
And she pushed you away.
Your phone buzzes.
(Name), Please Talk To Me, I Am Very Worried About You.
TO: i don't wanna talk Kanaya im sad
FROM: Could I Implore You To Stop Being Sad And Talk To Me?
TO: what is it Kanaya
FROM: Porrim Told Me What Happened, And I Am Very Sorry.
2top beiing 2ad and get your butt over to my hou2e before ii break you
You stand up and throw some clothes on and go to Sol's house. He lets you in and bestowes a bag of Doritos and a Gatorade unto thee.
You open you husktop and so does he and you just start messing with your computers.
Hello? (Name), Are You There?
TO: sorry I'm being social
FROM: Really? That's… New.
TO: or well I'm at Sol's house and we're hacking
FROM: Oh. Of Course You Are.
TO: haha you actually thought I would be social
just a brief Kanaya x ReaderRequested by a friend on Muzy~just a brief Kanaya x Reader2 years ago in Personal More Like This
"Kanaya?" you called, looking around the troll's well-kept topiaries. You noticed some movement in the distance as the dark haired troll girl looked up and across at you, smiling.
"Hello! I was hoping you would come to visit," she said in a delicate, floating voice. The two of you met in the middle of the distance between you, and her yellow eyes immediately scrutinized your outfit. She frowned, chewing on her blackened bottom lip. "I loath to be impolite, but...did you dress like that intentionally?"
A bit offended, you gaped and stalled, shuffling from foot to foot. "Um...yeah?" You really didn't see the problem, you wore this kind of thing all the time.
She looked at your clothes, and then your face, and then back down at your wardrobe. "I apologize for my blunt assertion. Despite that, would you allow me to delight in giving you an amendment of attire?"
"You want to give me a makeover?"
"Yes! I beseech you. It would give me great pleasure." A s
Meulin x Male!Reader - Cat-sitterYour name is (Full Name) and you are currently watching your friend Meulin's tuxedo cat Mittens. You love cats.Meulin x Male!Reader - Cat-sitter8 months ago in Personal More Like This
But cats hate you. Or at least Mittens does.
Every time you go near him, or even are in the same room as him, he hisses and scratches you.
This cat has issues.
You inch towards him with a can of cat food, dreading being in the vicinity of this demon cat.
Mittens hisses at you and arches his back. You drop the can and hide behind the kitchen counter.
TO: Meulin your cat wants to kill me!!!
FROM: （＾ω＾）THAT'S SILLY (NAME), MITTENS PROBABLY JUST WANTS TO PLAY WITH YOU!
You send Meulin and picture of your hand, which is covered in scratches and scrapes.
FROM: (･_･; I'LL BE HOME QUICK, MITTENS REALLY DOESN'T LIKE YOU
You open the door, to see Meulin holding a some groceries.
"I'll help you with those," you say, taking the bags from her and setting on the kitchen counter.
"Where is he?"
You point to the couch with dread as Mitt
Alucard X Male Hellhound Reader X Sir IntegraAlucard X Male Hellhound Reader X Sir Integra1 year ago in Literature Features More Like This
Your dreamed faded when you heard heavy footsteps, yawning, you strected your limbs out. Feeling your bones snap, you than stood on all fours. Walking towards the door, you pawed at it. A couple of small barks left you, the door was opened by someone. You ran out of the room, Walter flinched back a little when you started to jump and run around him. You than ran off down the hall, Walter peered into the dark room than back to your running form. Walter shuts the door and started to chase after you, as Walter chased after you, you knocked a couple of stands down asn some vases. You barked happily and ran under the couch, the old man that was running after you, he kneeled down. He peered underneath the sofa, Walter reached under the couch to get you, but you stayed out of his reach.
"Come here Little fella." You barked again, laying down on your stomach. Your (E/C) eyes staired back at the man, your (Thin/Fluffy) tail wavin
Eridan X Male Twin ReaderEridan X Male Twin Reader1 year ago in Literature Features More Like This
*u still can choose wat u look like
*wats with me an twins all of the sudden
*u r eridan's twin brother, but u hav never met eachother before. u r adopted by 2 human parents an u r used 2 calling them mom an dad
*i keep thinking that cronus is a teasing like brother, that would tease u
Eridan staried at the person infront of him, that person was you. Your (E/C) eyes staired back into violet ones, quickly turning around. You walked down the hallway, you had to come to this school, because your adopted parents and you moved. After a while of being in this school, you had met someone that almost looked like you.
"That (W/skip)was really freaky." You whispered under your breath, quickly heading towards your fourth period. You entered the classroom, sitting down in a empty seat. You looked through your binder to take out your book and your (Fav Color) lead pencil, as you did this, someone sat by you. As long as the pers
Soldier Boy: Condescension x Male!Reader Ch. 3Next thing you know you're back in the Summoner's camp.Soldier Boy: Condescension x Male!Reader Ch. 311 months ago in Personal More Like This
"Hey kiddo, how was life with highbloods?"
"Summoner, you actually came for me!"
"Aww c'mon kid, you may be a stiff but without you we're just a ragtag team of misfit lowbloods trying to fight something we'll never beat."
"Thanks… I guess."
You started seeing people you knew then you felt a hand on your back.
Like she had with many others, the Dolorosa had been a motherly figure in your life.
"(Name), dear, this is for you." She hand you a (blood color) shirt. You pull it on. It's tight, and it shows your build. You hug her.
"Of course. I just didn't want you to catch cold. Plus, some of the girls around here have been staring at you like fresh meat."
She walks off and you stand still. Again, people found you, the unsure and silent soldier boy, attractive?
"She's right you know," Summoner says.
"Look, I know you're a little unsure of yourself, but look at you. You have the
What a Nerd! Porrim x Male!Reader Ch. 3Mituna comes into the room just as you and Sollux are in the heat of battle. Well, a war of chucking Doritos at each other.What a Nerd! Porrim x Male!Reader Ch. 31 year ago in Personal More Like This
"Hey Thol, are we going to the Peixeth'th party or not?"
"Of courthe we're going Tuna! Wanna hitch a ride (Nickname)?"
"As long as Tuna's not driving," you say.
Mituna and Sollux laugh.
"Of courthe not (Nickname), Tuna can't drive."
"What?! He drove us to the store last Tuesday!"
"Haha, I like it when Thol let'th me drive," Mituna says.
"Sollux!" You yell.
"What can I thay, it'th kinda fun letting him drive," Sollux says with a grin.
You just roll your eyes.
"Gimme the keys Armageddon, I'm gonna give Tuna a run for his money."
After a terrifying car ride and a more hollering than the Dukes of Hazard (anyone get that reference?) you arrived at the Peixes HUGE house.
You see Dave Strider outside on the porch.
"Yo! Hootin' boys in the yellow car! There's a few ladies waitin' for you inside, so y'all better head in," Dave says in his Texas accent. You fis
Porrim x Male!ReaderA/N: sorry if anyone is out of character also you all go to high school on EarthPorrim x Male!Reader1 year ago in Personal More Like This
You sit at the your lunch table with your friend Kanaya, admiring none other than the majestic ass of Porrim Maryam.
"(Name)," Kanaya says sharply.
"Huh?" you say, snapping out of your entranced state.
"(Name), I was inquiring you about the dance."
"Ohh," you groan. You don't really like dances because you just stand there awkwardly and then end up staring at someone's (*cough* Porrim *cough*) ass.
You had a huge crush on Porrim for a while now, and you just couldn't get the courage to tell her.
At the end of the day you went to the library because you help out with book stacking. Porrim does too!
Aranea didn't have a job for you today so you just sat and stared at Porrim's perfect figure. You examine her tattoos and think: "I wonder what those look like when she has no clothes on."
You instantly snap out of your trance and blush a deep (blood color). Porrim looks over at you.
Oh shit. Oh shit oh shit oh s
Fred Weasley x Reader. RUUNNN!!! You were heading to Filch's office at 1am with Fred and George to prank him. "Are you sure he won't be in there?" You asked, you couldn't afford getting another detention this term, or your parents would kill you.Fred Weasley x Reader. RUUNNN!!!10 months ago in Personal More Like This
"Yes, we made Peeves cause a huge racket up in the Trophy Room, I mean you can still hear it now." And sure enough, you could hear the clatter of trophies being thrown around the room.
The three of you quietly walked into his office and set off to pull it all together. You took a large vile of dragon's blood out of a bag and splattered it all over Filch's desk. Meanwhile, Fred and George were taking papers out of the file cabinets and throwing them all around the room, and then pouring stinksap all over them.
"You ready for the big finish?" You asked, a mischievous glint in your e/c eyes.
"Yep," Fred replied, emptying the rest of the sap into the file cabinets. "NOW!"
You all ate the orange end of puking pastilles and threw up all over the floor and walls,
Male!Vriska X reader lemon (((((warning this may contain lemon-like acts including painling,buckets,and NUMORUS #triggers . and to clarify I am a morail of kankri and yes I am also a morail of kk,gam, so thank you for reading this~ and I might not use her quirk cuz typing them are a HUGE trouble for me and when I say "her" just put ur name!)))Male!Vriska X reader lemon1 year ago in Personal More Like This
your-POV: you had been sitting on your couch polishing your leg, yes you had an accident with a ampora and his stupid spear-gun thing and it had blown off your leg oh but u got revenge(eridin now has a bent bugle and his arm fin's were now gone.)you were humming a little toon your friend sang to you and just polished your stainless steel leg until you heard a "Bing!~". you looked to your computer you saw your pesterchum blink and you clicked it.you saw Vriska's dark-blue typing saying :"want to come over I
Where does it come from? III. - The Czech FlagČeská Vlajka - The Czech FlagWhere does it come from? III. - The Czech Flag8 months ago in Personal More Like This
There are a number of stories about how we came to the flag today but let me start with a bit of history. Since accepting white lion on red as a symbol of the Bohemian kings, the two colors have naturally followed. Either used as streamers or as the red-white bicolour (the white is on top because it is the color of the charge). There is no way to point to a date and say "the flag originated here" but we can say that whit and red were made the official state colors of Bohemia in 1253 (and were used for example, on the sealing cord for official documents)and the flag arose some time within the 13th to 14th century. Although never made official, we can find many depictions of the banner on historical images, often flown as a swallow-tail.
As we enter the 16th century, we see the Habsburgs gain the throne of the Kingdom of Bohemia with g
Jane Crocker x Male!Reader - My GF and My GBFYour name is (Name) and you are a human.Jane Crocker x Male!Reader - My GF and My GBF8 months ago in Personal More Like This
You sit in a bakery with your (quite gay) friend JJ.
Your girlfriend Jane Crocker owns the bakery, but she's also the head chef.
JJ munches down on a cupcake as you sit there, dumbfounded.
"Explain to me the psychics of girl hips," you say.
"I don't know much about girl hips, only they should have an itty-bitty waist and a big thing in your face," JJ says.
"Shut up, Gay-J."
"I will bitch slap you so hard (Name)."
Janie walks over.
"Hey (Name), hey Gay-J," Janie says.
"It's JJ doll face," JJ says.
"What, does that make the boys at the gay bar go wild?"
"You should see 'em doll, they're lining up to fuck me."
"JJ, tone it down a notch."
"It's true, you saw them (Name)."
"You went to a gay bar? With Gay-J?"
"I'm the gayest J in the whole alphabet!"
"Yep. He dragged me along. It's like they can smell when you're straight and taken because they ignored me all night."
"They were too busy lining up to fuck me," JJ says, his mouth half full of cup
Mindfang X (M/F) Grub ReaderMindfang X (M/F) Grub Reader1 year ago in Literature Features More Like This
*u can be guy or girl
You sat in your luus' lap, she was feeding you grubsauce. Mindfang say the small jar down along with the spoon, she shifted you in her arms. You giggled as she wiped the grubsauce off of your face, removing her hand away. You both staired at eachother, than you cutely stuck your tongue out. She slifted you up and rubbed her nose against yours, you let out a small skree.
"You are so cute, _______. Well, when your calm that is.." She planted a small kiss on your cheek, you giggled. But, your little lovey-dovey secction was interupted by someone knocking on the door. You both looked towards the door, you were back to laying in Mindfang's arms.
"Come in," a male troll opened the door, he looked worried or frighten, you didn't care. You turned in Mindfang's arms and nuzzled your head against her chest, you didn't hear what he was saying. You started to doze off, your lusus stood to her feet. Taking you
Soldier Boy: Condescension x Male!Reader Ch. 2NEXT DAYSoldier Boy: Condescension x Male!Reader Ch. 211 months ago in Personal More Like This
You at the Condesce's side, silent. She smirks at you.
Two young girls come out. One older than the other. The younger one has long, big hair, like the Condesce, the older has sort of an curly rounded poof with two long and thin braids coming out of almost nowhere.
"Hey," the older says.
"Hey momma," the younger says. She seems to like her e's.
"Gills, this is (Name). (Name), this is Meenah," she says, pointing at the older, "and Feferi," she says, pointing at the younger.
"You aren't bucketing with him, right?"
"Meenah!" Feferi and the Condesce yell at the same time.
"Sar-eee! Gog," Meenah says.
You stand stiff and try to ignore your (blood color) blush.
"(Name), how come you stand like a statue?" Feferi asks you.
"He used to be a soldier," the Condesce says.
"You're a reel stiff (Name)," Meenah says.
You cock an eyebrow at Meenah. She sticks her tongue out at you. You chuckle slightly.
"So you do have a sense of humor. Interesting."
You manage a smile. Feferi gi
What a Nerd! Porrim x Male!Reader Ch. 1A/N: since I write on my phone I can't do Porrim's quirk but it's so cute, I know.What a Nerd! Porrim x Male!Reader Ch. 11 year ago in Personal More Like This
"Porrim? Kanaya?" you call.
"Over here dear!" you see the lovely jade-blooded ladies waiting for you by your car. You smirk and hop in.
"Backseat ladies," you say, holding up the six-pack of beer. "Drinks are shotgun." The two get in the back.
You don't drink, but Sollux asked you to bring a pack of beer, and being his hacking bro, you had to oblige.
Your phone rings.
"Porri doll, could you put my phone on speaker?"
Porrim nods and does just that.
"Hey Armageddon, I picked up the beer, and I've got two lovely ladies in the back."
"Great. The Piexethes jutht arrived and the Megidoth are on they're way."
"Swag. See you then Armageddon."
Sollux hangs up.
You arrive at the party and Porrim and Kanaya split up. You go to Sollux and fist-bump him.
"Tho (Nickname), who'd a nerd like you end up with both of the Maryamth in your car?"
"Cool your jets Armageddon,
Rufioh x Male!Reader - My Boyfriend's Little Bro[A/N: this is a human!AU]Rufioh x Male!Reader - My Boyfriend's Little Bro6 months ago in Personal More Like This
You sit in your boyfriend (well, fiancé) Rufioh's house, drinking a beer.
You hear the click and a slam. It's the front door opening and closing.
"Hey, Tav's home."
Tavros, Rufioh's ten-year-old kid brother, shuffles into the living room, where you and Rufioh are watching football.
"H-Hi Rufioh. Hi (N-Name)."
The scrawny brunette boy had always had a stuttering problem. It was usually not bad around you and Rufioh, so this was weird.
"What's the matter little guy?"
Tavros shuffles into the next room and you glance at Rufioh.
"I know. I heard it in his voice."
Tavros bursts into the living room, stammering for words and tears spilling from his eyes.
"Whoa, whoa, Tav, what's the matter?" You ask, bringing the small boy into your arms.
"Th-they're s-so mean to us, j-just b-because they h-have m-more money!"
"The p-popular k-kids."
The 'popular kids' at Tavros's school had
Say Something- Aradia x Male!Reader SadstuckSay something I'm giving up on youSay Something- Aradia x Male!Reader Sadstuck1 year ago in Personal More Like This
I'll be the one if you want me too
Time. You needed time. Time was irrelevant.
You wanted your girlfriend. Maybe you could just talk to her through text and- oh yeah.
You keep forgetting (Name). You're dead.
You are somewhere. You're not really sure. You wonder how Aradia is doing.
Anywhere I would have followed you
Say something I'm giving up on you
You sit on the couch. Your expression is blank.
(Name) is dead.
Your heart hurts. Maroon tears are streaming down the sides of your cheeks. You're crying, but still you sit there, the occasional hiccup and hyperventilation interrupting your sad silence.
(Name) is dead.
(Name) is dead.
"(Name) is dead," you choke out."
Am feeling so small
It was over my head
I know nothing at all
All you remember is hearing the gunshot, and then running to (Name)'s side to help. But you were too late. What kind of Maid of Time are you?
You remember the red blood was on your hands. You remember holding hi