The Life And Times Of Karkat Fucking Vantas (CH.1)The Life And Times Of Karkat Fucking Vantas (CH.1)2 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
THE LIFE AND TIMES OF KARKAT FUCKING VANTAS
A homestuck a.u.
(homestuck is owned by andrew hussie)
The sun is shining full blast into your bedroom, bouncing off every shiny object and even making your close-lidded eyes burn.
You groan and roll over, grumbling to your pillow as you bury your face in it. It's clear you're not a morning person.
It's got to be 150 degrees in this apartment and you're regretting sleeping in your full P.J. attire but you can't help that you're a self conscious little fuck. You groan and reach around on your crowded bed for your phone but your hand smacks the face of a dog, which whimpers.
Lord, you hate that dog. You shove him off the bed and he whimpers again before racing out of the bedroom. Good. Little motherfucker needs to know his place.
You finally find your phone among the various pairs of underwear, headphones and Red Bull cans and flip it open to find se
Two Faced Lover (Caliborn Fanfic)##Two Faced Lover##Two Faced Lover (Caliborn Fanfic)2 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
(A/N: REMEMBER. This is HUMANSTUCK. I will include the kids, too. The only characters that WON'T be included are the Alpha Kids and, possibly, the ancestors. Sorry. This Author's note was brought to you by: A girl who keep procrastinating when she should be getting on with the fucking story.)
##Choko's point of view##
I yawned as I got up from bed. Glancing at the clock, I groaned. School started soon. I got up, searching for my glasses. Once I put them on, I noticed a pallet on the floor. I squinted my eyes, trying to figure out why it was there. I poked the lump of blankets with my foot, earning a snort from the person underneath. I poked it a few more times, before finally kicking it. "Heilige Scheiße meine verdammte Nieren! (Holy shit my fucking kidneys!)" Oh, yeah. Charley slept over. "Charley. Wake up. We gotta get ready for school," I said, yawning again and shuffling to my bathroom. As Charley got over the pain in her kidneys, I brushed my teeth, put on
Scott's Confession"I'm going to the bathroom," You say as you get up from your seat in the Mess Hall and walk away from your team mates and competitors. You shove your hands in your pockets as you walk. You don't intend on going to the bathroom, you actually are going where you know she'll be. You're listening for the sound of humming while you walk. You stop once you hear it and walk as quietly and carefully as you can to try to approach her. There she is. Her back is to you, but you know it's her. No one else has hair that bright blonde. And no one else sits cross-legged on a tree stump every morning.Scott's Confession3 years ago in Flash Fiction & Vignettes More Like This
You're now safe in your hiding spot. This is the second time you've done this because you hope to have the courage to approach her to confess. You've made a bad first impression on her, having only yelled at her for not doing what you wished in a challenge. You've regretted it since.
not a wwhore -femerisol-Eri hid her face in her scarf as she ran, dark purple tears streaking down her face, mixing with the blood pouring from her nose. KK thought it would be fun to take a swing at her and busted it. She ran blindly in what she assumed was the direction of her hive. The wind tore at her, sending her cape flapping wildly behind her as she ran. Damn, it was freezing out tonight. She rushed past a line of hives as fast as she could. She thought she saw a glimpse of a dark silhouette outlined against the moonlight, but ignored it, her top priority being to get home and block out the rest of the world.not a wwhore -femerisol-2 years ago in Romance More Like This
Oh, finally. Thank god. Eri could see her hive from here. She put on a burst of speed and ran inside, sinking to the floor as soon as the door was closed. She hid her face in her hands and sobbed loudly. They don't get it! They don't understand! They all have matesprits! She thought frustratedly. "I-Is i-it wwrong to ww-wwant some glubbin' attention o-once in a wwhile?!" She shouted as she
AloneYour name is Karkat Vantas and you have no idea why you're shaking. It feels like someone blew a hole through you and you have no idea why. You feel like everyone is watching you but no one is looking at you. You're just kind of standing near the door to the computer lab and watching everyone at the computers. Terezi is trolling Dave you think, and Gamzee is talking to Tavros maybe? You can't tell because his mass of hair blocks almost all of the screen. John is on his weird looking laptop at one of the table/desk things. A couple of the other trolls and humans are in the room as well, but you're not really paying much attention to them.Alone2 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
You think if you stay there much longer you're going to fall over and start screaming, so you stumble into the hallway, trying not to trip so no one notices there's something wrong with you. You don't want anyone to notice, you can't trust any of them because you're alone, you're alone, you've been alone this whole time and you didn't notice because yo
MSF - Sally's SongHe always looked at him.MSF - Sally's Song3 years ago in Romance More Like This
Tavros was a little surprised no one noticed it thus far. If they had, it hadn't been brought up. But no, of course nobody paid attention to Tavros staring at Gamzee. They never saw Tavros's eyes shining with sadness and longing. They never paid him any heed when he flushed brown at Gamzee's touch; least of all, Gamzee himself.
Tavros supposed it was his own fault. He and Gamzee had been bros for nearly a sweep by the time they started Sgrub. He had countless chances to tell Gamzee he was waxing red for him. All the time they spent together on Trollian, the occasional visits to each other's hives, their whole game session, and now what seemed like infinity hiding in the Veil. But nope; not one peep from Tavros about his flushed feelings. And now he was too scared to admit anything to Gamzee. Not only because of his fear of rejection, but that their bond would fall apart, and it would be too awkward to just be friends.
He thought of what they had together; talki
Fishy FailFishy Fail3 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
It was past noon and Eridan was hungry for some lunch, and he was having a craving for some fresh fish. So he walked over to the small tank in his hive where fish of different sizes swam around, unaware of their upcoming fate. Eridan could tell that the tank was recently restocked by his seahorse lusus, since the sea dweller wasn't too keen on swimming in the huge, black sea outside his hive to gather food for himself.
Listening to his growling stomach, Eridan reached into the tank and picked up a medium sized, bright colored fish. He grinned as he watched the fish thrash in his grip, he loved it when his food struggled. Eridan quickly opened up his mouth and lifted his head back and he slid the fish inside. The fish's tail hung out of Eridan's mouth as it struggled to escape. But it's efforts were futile as Eridan slurped up the tail and proceeded to swallow the fish in a single gulp. Eridan loved eating live fish whole, because he rather enjoyed the feeling of the fish wriggling down
Wizardstuck: Valentine's DayThe day began much like any other. It was another simple mid-February morning at Hogwarts, with a shining sun and a blanket of snow still covering the ground from earlier in the week. It might be cold outside, but it was warm in the Great Hall, and all the students were enjoying another delicious breakfast.Wizardstuck: Valentine's Day4 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Well, most of them, anyway.
"Fucking snow," Karkat grumbled, poking his scrambled eggs with a fork. "Fucking Herbology. Why do we even have that class in the middle of the winter?" John just laughed from across the table.
"It's not the middle of winter, it's almost over! Everyone says that this last snowfall is probably the last for the season. And anyway, we've been going to the class all year. I think you'll survive another trek through the snow, Karkat." The troll simply grunted in response.
"I, uh, kind of like Herbology," Tavros said, slowly eating a piece of toast. "It's more fun than, uh, Potions."
"Any class is more fun than Potions," Karkat growled. "I'd rather spend twelve
The Fletcher of the Opera (Chapter One)~THE STAGE OF THE PARIS OPERA, 1905~The Fletcher of the Opera (Chapter One)3 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
A motor vehicle pulls up to the entrance of the old opera house. A nurse climbs out the front and scurries around the side of the vehicle to pull out a wheelchair. And older man carefully climbs out from the back seat and looks around at the opera house. His eyes are sparkling just as they did when he was a young lad. He remembers the tragic night well, but just looking at the old rundown building brought back even more memories.
Once he was seated in the wheelchair, the nurse began pushing him into the opera house. A sign on the outside of the grand building read;
Pubic Auction Today
Once they were inside, a loud voice coming from the auctioneer could be heard echoing off the walls. As the old man was being wheeled into the room where the action was being held, he heard the sound of a small hammer and a voice declare,
"Sold. Your number, sir? Thank you... lot 663, then, ladies and gentlemen: a poster for this house's production of 'Ha
When the last petal falls... 1In the early afternoon, under a gray sky...When the last petal falls... 13 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
[Name] and her parents were on their way to an art gallery.
Your mom looked at you from the passenger's seat. "Did you remember everything, [Name]?" You nodded. Your mom smiled, then remembered something. "Oh! Do you have your handkerchief? You know, the one you got for your birthday?" You nodded again, pulling out your special handkerchief. "Yes, mother. I have it." She smiled again. "Keep it safe in your pocket, okay? Don't lose it!"
You finally made it to the gallery. 'Its cold in here...' We stood there for a second, before your mom looked at you. "Well, we're here. ...This is your first time in an art gallery, right, [Name]?" You nodded. "We're here today to see an exhibition of works by an artist named Condescence (A/N: I FORGOT HOW TO SPELL HER NAME. FHJSLJF Its Feferi's ancestor. >:I) And they don't just have paintings, but also sculptures... and all kinds of other creations! I don't doubt that even YOU'LL enjoy it, [Name]." She giggl
Solkat-movie snugglesSollux Captor sighed softly as he watched one of Karkat's dumb human romance movies with him. He huddled in the blanket and yawned; he was beyond bored by now, and wanted nothing more than to turn on a slasher flick and watch some dumbass humans get slaughtered like animals. He smirked at the thought, then looked over at Karkat. He was smiling a little and watching intently. Sollux had no idea whatsoever how the hell he was enjoying staring at people make out. "Hey, Karkle'th," He asked curiously, "Why do you like these 'thupid chick flick'th anyway?"Solkat-movie snuggles2 years ago in Romance More Like This
Karkat immediately glared daggers at him. "They are not stupid! They're amazing! And they're not chick flicks, they're for men and women!" He hugged his knees to his chest. "I don't know why I like them. I just do."
"'I don't know' i'th not an an'thwer." Sol responded cheekily. Karkat sighed. "You're a huge fuckass, you know that?"
Sollux grinned. "You remind me every day."
Karkat just glared at him. Then he sighed again and t
Garden of the Eaten Ch. 2Garden of the Eaten Ch. 24 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Chapter 2: Fight or Fright
I had no idea what to expect as we rode the Gardener's sports car, roof up of course, down the now deserted highway.
Just a few days ago, Misty Valley was filled with people. It was a happy little town, without war or crime or turmoil. But now, even the grass surrounding most of the abandoned houses had turned brown and wilted, as though it was sagging under the depression.
The only plants around the neighborhood who had any hope whatsoever, albeit a very small trickle of it, were me and my new friend Peashooter. Although this newcomer had done a very good job fending off the zombies that had tried to get into the Gardener's house, I was surprised, horrified, and in a sense dissapointed that they had succeeded in breaking in.
Granted, the Gardener and his friend had survived the encounter, but I'd seen the whole thing from the back window of the car, and I was sure that this would be only just the beginning. There had been only seven or eight zombie
2WEET A2 CANDY2WEET A2 CANDY2WEET A2 CANDY2 years ago in Romance More Like This
"Does it taste like candy?" Sollux asked suddenly. "Does fucking what taste like candy?" Karkat asked smirking. "Your blood. It's candy red right? Well does it actually taste like candy?" Sollux elaborated. Karkat paused and gave Sollux a look of disbelief. "Are you fucking serious Captor? How would I even know that for one? Two who gives a flying fuck what it tastes like? Besides why would you even taste my blood? Jegus were you even come up with that stupid question from?" Karkat ranted. "One day I was just thinking to myself that red isn't that bad of a color. And then I remembered you had candy red blood and I vaguely wondered if it tasted like candy. So I thought I should ask." Sollux smirked leaning closer to Karkat.
"Why the fuck are you moving so close?" Karkat asked trying to move away. "If I had senses like TZ then I'd be able to smell it but I can't." He sighed. "Why does it even fucking matter?" Karkat grumbled. "Because I'm curious KK." Sollux pursed his lip
Simon Petrikov - Ice KingSimon Petrikov was a man just like any other. He had a dream, and he had a beautiful and loving fiancé, his Betty. The two were to be married and live happily ever after, like a fairy tale. But things changed after a trip to Scandinavia, and he lost his Princess forever.Simon Petrikov - Ice King3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
"Betty, you must see what I got in Scandinavia!" Simon said happily as he was unpacking from his trip. He had gotten home only hours before and the two had spent his time back talking and catching up on what they couldn't cover in their phone calls. Simon couldn't wait any longer to show his sweet Betty the things he got on his trip.. "First you need to close your eyes."
Betty giggled and did so, excited about what Simon would show her. She knew it had to be a gift, but what? Some sort of tourist trinket? Or maybe a new antique to add to their collection. After placing it in her hands, Simon gave her the ok to open her eyes, and when she did her eyes lit up.
"Simon! It's beautiful!" she exclaimed lookin
Eridan and Jack Noir are Very Mature▲: woofEridan and Jack Noir are Very Mature3 years ago in Comedy More Like This
▲: why are all dames so fucking crazy
▲: tell me that
▼: hello wwoofbeast
▼: oh cod i knoww
▼: believve me wwoofbeast i knoww about the crazy dames
▲: you dont have anything on me when it comes to crazy dames
▲: im surrounded by them
▲: why cant they just be sane like all the rest of the normal fuckers?
▲: theyre either weak and disgusting or they want to kill me
▲: i cant win
▼: i havent met a sane troll in my life
▼: cant say much about wwoofbeast dames
▼: nevver really been into them
▲: what are you blind or something
▲: the one chasing me is a knockout
▲: shes being pretty damn irrational at the moment though
▲: i offed a few of her friends and now she thinks were worst enemies or something
▼: aint that alwways the wway
▼: so i killed your friends i didnt kill YOU so i havve no problem wwith you
▼: but nooo
▼: they havve to go
GamTav and SolKat Song MemeRules:GamTav and SolKat Song Meme2 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
1. Pick a character, fandom, pairing, friendship, whatever.
2. Put your music program on shuffle/random and start playing songs.
3. For each song, write something inspired by the song related to the theme you chose earlier. You only have the song length. No pre-planning and no writing after the song is over. No skipping songs either.
4. Do 10 songs and post. Make sure to include the song name/artist.
Pairing: GamTav and Solkat, alternating, coz I can. XD
1. Give Me a Reason - The Corrs
He stepped into the club, visions of last night's dream lingering in his mind. It was the same club he saw in his dream, a vision of a tanned dancer haunting it, dancing ever gracefully in front of him, making him lost in the sensation, as if he was underwater.
He had whispered a name...
Gamzee saw him again, clad in black, next to two lovers, who were also his friends. This time, he wont let him escape again.
2. Give Your Heart A Break - Demi Lovato
The day I saw you, I knew you we
ERINEP ROLEPLAY▲: (human/highschool!stuck) Eridan Ampora, the new kid from Ireland, sat at an empty lunch table. He wore big rimmed glasses, a deep purple hoodie, and a blue scarf. His hair was a light brown and he had a blond streak going along the middle. His eyes were probably the most striking, his eyes were a vibrant purple shade. He had moved to your country because his father found a job at a fishing company. He poked and prodded at his food, not entirely hungry. His first half of the day didn't go too well for him, he was getting made fun of, and now you see him sitting alone, looking quite sad.ERINEP ROLEPLAY3 years ago in Settings More Like This
▼: Nepeta giggled as she walked with Equius with their trays in hand. She looked up, seeing the new kid all alone, and frowned before waving goodbye to Equius. Nepeta had been at the highschool for a while now, and had plenty of friends. She'd watched all day as the new kid was bullied. It saddened her, and she wanted to greet him, but he always ran straight to class. Nepeta wore an orange
Headcanon Voices that I want to haveJohn - Spongebob.Headcanon Voices that I want to have3 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Dave and Bro - Such thick Texan accents that nobody can understand them. I was going to do an animation about it, but couldn't find the time. I only ever animated Bro saying "schnahshehpowcwahcopfhshiypbompbwahpbacapbopbadaeboobz". (audio here)
CD - Irish. That is all.
Jack/Bec Noir - Jack from Jacksfilms. And almost incessantly making horrible dog puns.
Sollux - William Murderface MURDERFACE MURDERFACE of Dethklok.
Karkat - Screaming like a banshee all the time. Even when he's being sentimental he screams. So loudly that his voice loses all semblance of tone. Also, this is the sound he makes when he does that mouth-flapping crab thing.
Yelling romanceRed tears.Yelling romance3 years ago in Romance More Like This
He knew she could smell them.
He knew she could hear them.
A broken mind.
He knew she could feel it.
There was no word spoken as the two of them were standing across from each other. Karkat had retreated into a dark corner of the lab, the situation, the deaths, the blood, everything being too much for him to take. He had wanted to be alone in his misery and cry. Just cry. But Terezi didn't allow this.
She couldn't allow it. She was his matesprit and she knew that if he was left to himself now, he wouldn't calm down. He would get lost in the darkness of his own mind and die a little more inside. The girl wanted to say something, talk to him and she knew what she wanted to say. She was just searching for the right words to use.
"What do you want...?" Karkat broke the heavy silence that had crushed the both of them.
Her expression was blank, but her thoughts kept buzzing in her head. "I want you to stop crying and take some action!" What action? What the hell was sh
My own bully.Everyday I hear the same words:My own bully.2 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
Same things running through my head:
"nobody likes you."
"why are you awful at everything?"
Tormented by my own self.
"you need more make up."
Creating scars on my own body.
Being accepted by myself?
I am my own worst critic.
I am my own bully.
Tavros x Reader - The ZooToday is your birthday, congrats! You're now 17. For your birthday, your mother got you two tickets to the nearby city zoo, which you haven't gone to since you were tiny. You get to bring one friend with you, hence the second ticket. Your family has agreeded to let you go alone since you've gotten to 'that age'.Tavros x Reader - The Zoo3 years ago in Romance More Like This
Sadly, none of your friends are available today!
Who shall you take?
You finally get through the long line at the zoo, pushing your neighbor's wheelchair in front of you. Tavros Nitram, your neighbor, was an old friend of yours back in elementary school, but sadly, you two stopped talking for unknown reasons once you both started the 7th grade. You recalled him loving your deceased cat, and enjoying the numerous talks about animals- real and fictitous- you had when you were littler. So, after inviting him with an awkward phone call, and him accepting the invite politely, here you two were.
Pausing by bench, you pulled out the brochure you got when you walked in stretching you
A little less worthless.I feel lost.A little less worthless.2 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
Lost in a world of hate.
In a depression-filled world.
Full of loneliness and sorrow.
I look in the mirror and see nothing.
Nothing but a fake smile
and wishes to be someone else.
Someone as beautiful as all the girls at school,
as happy as all the girls at school.
But I'm slowly turning around,
and becoming a new person.
You became a light,
in my world of darkness.
You are my hope,
in my depression-filled world.
You're the reason I feel a little less worthless.
Erisol RPGC: 4M 1 1N 4MY OF YOUR QU4DR4NTS, 3RID4N?Erisol RP3 years ago in Comedy More Like This
CA: i dont knoww
CA: are you
CA: and wwhich one
GC: 1TS YOUR D3C1C1ON NOT M1N3
CA: be my matesprite ter???
GC: WH3R3 D1D YOU G3T TH4T FROM
CA: you said you wwould be in any of my quadrants
GC: SUR3, WH4T3V3R
GC: OK TH3N
GC: YOU 4SKED
CA: i havve my sights set on s.... someone
GC: 3RID4N H4S FLUSH3D F33333333333333L1NGSSSSSSSSSSSSS
CA: yeah so
CA: big deal
GC: WHO 1S 1T
CT: D--> FGYDbsnm ooo:
GC: 1 WONT T3LL, DONT WORRY
CT: D--> Dont worry, Highblood. I won't say a word, as well..
CA: im trustin you guys
CA: dont rad me out
CT: D--> Yes, of course..
>>> twinArmageddons has joined the chat.
TA: hey guy2 what2 up
TA: iim haviing a good day 2o far
CA: did you
TA: what2 wrong eriidan
CA: did you
TA: terezii left two take a nap
CT: D--> oh my