As the Wheel TurnsAs the Wheel Turns6 months ago in Short Stories More Like This
As the Wheel Turns
Snips and Snails were dripping sweat as they struggled to drag along the heavy wooden cart that dug into the ground. The cart plowed up the dirt and left a sizable trench in its wake. They looked at one another, tired and worn out from pulling the new tyrant of ponyville to the edge of the forcefield. They stopped for a moment to take a quick break. As soon as they had stopped, a glowing red whip snapped at their backsides from mid-air.
"Pull you fools!" the whip snapped it at them twice more. "Somepony set off the magic forcefield and Trixie intends to punish them!" shouted Trixie as she prepared to whip her subjects o
Cutie Mark Crusader Channel Surfers!Cutie Mark Crusader Channel Surfers!8 months ago in Short Stories More Like This
Cutie Mark Crusader Channel Surfers!
"Wow sis, this is really neat!" Sweetie Belle said in awe as she slowly approached the large, black screen in the center of Rarity's living room, "how much did this new television cost?"
"Enough" Rarity said with a sigh, "Pinkie Pie was really determined to keep it, even though she is getting a new one. That pony doesn't make sense sometimes."
Sweetie Belle admired the new television that Rarity had bought. It was wide and flat and shining in the light, all of which contributed to Sweetie's overwhelming desire to reach out and touch it. "What was wrong with our old one, it seemed to work pretty well."
ERBoH Raven vs Pinkie PieERBoH Raven vs Pinkie Pie2 years ago in Songs & Lyrics More Like This
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY
Raven: Look me in the eyes, All hell will rise
Says your girly show's a curse
I brought twice the "super" back in Supernatural demise
who needs to shoot the general first?
I'll be aiming for the horse, hrm
Make that small horse, since when could boys
Fall for these toddler aimed decoys?
Even your name, Pinky Pie
gives me thoughts I'm really a guy
if I had to choose amidst
watching your show and ending earth
why do you think my Father's fists
made us all once assume the worst?
Pinkie Pie: What's up, Party Ponies?
First I'd like to make a shout out t
Couple of Showponies: Chp. OneCouple of Showponies: Chp. One6 months ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
The smell of sweat accompanied by jostling bodies and accomplished yells filled the Wonderbolts locker room, familiar to the fiery-maned mare who stood in the center of it all, a wide grin on her face. Seeing her teammates so excited after a successful practice session was one of her favorite parts about being the captain of the Wonderbolts. She knew the feeling of accomplishment that came with pulling off a particularly tough trick or sticking a landing after a daring dive, and she loved when her teammates--- her family--- felt the same joy... Even the more boastful ones.
"...and Fleetfoot totally would have crashed into the bleachers if I
How I Met The Awesomeness Mare EverHow I Met The Awesomeness Mare Ever9 months ago in Short Stories More Like This
How I met The Awesomeness Mare Ever
By: DolphinBuster starring: Rainbow Dash and Twilight Sparkle
Hey, my name is Rainbow Dash. The most awesome, most radical, most amazing, most spectacular, pony in all of Equestria. Most ponies call me the fastest flier too. Heck, I've even got a cool crown thingy to prove it!
Anyway. I thought I'd share a story, a story that will blow. Your. Mind. A story about how I met the most awesome mare ever, the mare of my dreams. A story about how I met, and ended up being with Twilight Sparkle.
Okay, so one day I was just doing my usual activity, which i
A Captain's LegacyA Captain's Legacy7 months ago in Short Stories More Like This
A Captain's Legacy
Shining stared up at the oak door that towered above him. It was a normal door, no different than a typical door one would find inside a house. But given the contents stored away behind it, it had an unusually grand feel to it, and Shining couldn't help but feel dwarfed in its shadow.
The old grandfather clock down the hall let out twelve loud booms.
It was noon. The high sun's rays shone through a nearby window and across Shining's stationary, white frame. It warmed his fur while he kept his blue eyes locked on the door.
His parents always said how the attic held an eclectic assortment of things, from old music records
Learning to SmileLearning to Smile10 months ago in Songs & Lyrics More Like This
THE CUTIE MARK POEMS
Ponies with Amorphis [Click here for the accompanying song] Learning to Smile
I was a child of stones
A daughter of the rock farmers
No joy was known there
But gloom and endless working
Under the hot, blazing sun
The barren fields, all without green
Granites were our flowers
Our grass made of sand and gravel
I breathed the choking air on the wordless world
I walked on soil bare of seeds
In a poor family among rocks
A child was born with a bright mane
Pink coat in colorless home
Such a punchline in a grey world
Gathered rocks in silence
Aching hooves our pay for a hard work
Dust on my eyes
"After the Gala""After the Gala"2 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
It was around 10:00 PM at "Pony Joe's Café." An apple-shaped carriage was parked outside with two male ponies chatting amongst one another. Inside the café, the lights were still on and the open sign was flashing. As expected, there were very few customers. The Grand Galloping Gala was being held not too far away in the royal palace, where everyone else was. However, inside Pony Joe's, laughter could be heard. It seemed the customers that did decide to come there were company enough.
Twilight Sparkle and her friends had all just gotten back from the Grand Galloping Gala which
MLP: Eyes and Hourglasses, Chapter IIMLP: Eyes and Hourglasses, Chapter II8 months ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
MY LITTLE PONY: EYES AND HOURGLASSESChapter II: "The Welcome Wagon Comes to Town" Written by Diane N. Tran
For the first time in her mail-mare career, the pegasus named Derpy Hooves was late in a delivery. That delivery consisted of one single, solitary letter to be dropped off at the very last residence of her rounds, Ponyville's Old Clock Tower. When she arrived at the building, she was, of course, as punctual as ever, but the mail-box was still missing from the lawn and she didn't have the courage to knock on the door again.
Dressed in her saddlebags, pacing back and forth, she was at a loss of what to do at the moment, so she paced s
MLP: Eyes and Hourglasses, Chapter IMLP: Eyes and Hourglasses, Chapter I1 year ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
MY LITTLE PONY: EYES AND HOURGLASSESChapter I: "Mail Call" Written by Diane N. Tran
Derpy Hooves was Ponyville's neighbourhood mail-mare. When she was first hired for this job, there was a great deal sniggering all over Cloudsdale for hiring the ridiculous, little cross-eyed pegasus. Luckily for her, looks can be deceiving and, in time, she became the best mail-mare that Ponyville ever had.
Letter by letter, parcel by parcel, she would work her way from one end of town to the other, zipping from house to house, building by building, slipping envelopes into each mail-box and each mail-slot, and waving to each pony she passed by. Through
My Little Dashie - After YearsIt's been a full hour since Dashie had left along with Princess Celestia and the rest of her crew. I was just sitting on the couch sulking over the photos left behind, showing distant memories so clear and vivid. It all felt so real, so convincing... enough to have changed me to be a different person from what I was 15 years ago.My Little Dashie - After Years2 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
And yet I have nothing to show for it.
Had I just gone mad? Was it just a Rainbow Dash plushie that I had imagined as the real thing? And Celestia taking her away was the result of me snapping back to reality after growing up? That would explain a lot, considering everything in this house appeared as though I've be
Someone has left the herdSomeone has left the herd2 years ago in Emotional More Like This
Ok so the impossible has happened. Someone has left the herd, I dont understand how, or why.
Michael Harpel why have you left the herd?
Ponyshine(the beginning)Rarity likes nothing more than perfection. And perfection is a clean and shiny coat of fur, without blemishes. But how does she do it? The answer is the ointment.Ponyshine(the beginning)10 months ago in Settings More Like This
PRELUDE TO DARKNESS
Rhyme the PonyI am what I am, I'm not what I 'm not.Rhyme the Pony10 months ago in Free Verse More Like This
What is, is, what isn't, isn't.
This world is too simple, too boring for me
I'll go to a place full of magic to see
I think with all this I might really be free
Those cute little ponies, I couldn't stop my "tee-hee"
As Trixie walked in, all dressed up to rap
When then she found out that her bling couldn't back
Up her flow,
She was slow,
Her talk was all smack
And her rhymes were just whack
I knew she was weak so i proved her rap lacked:
Oh so you think you're all that
Not too bad for a rat
But you're slow on the mic, at back of the track
This time I'll win, and in 10 seconds flat!
Cutie Smile Chronicles Chapter 1FanFictionCutie Smile Chronicles Chapter 11 year ago in Short Stories More Like This
Cutie Smile Chronicles
Joh 'Ashidaru' M.
Kapitel 1: Pony werden ist nicht leicht
(It's not easy to be a Pony)
'Jo!' schrie Reygie von draußen zum Fenster hinauf.
Unwillig murmelte Jo im Halbschlaf unverständlich vor sich hin.
'Jo!' schrie Reygie erneut, ging ins Haus und stapfte die Treppen hinauf. Er trat die Tür des Schlafzimmers auf und riss seinem Bruder die Decke runter.
Jo grummelte verärgert.
'Das heißt guten Morgen" du Schlafmütze!' erwiderte Reygie seinem Zwillingsbruder gegenüber und schüttelte den Kopf.
'Gute... gute... morgn...' schnarchte Jo vor s
If Smosh Were Ponies: Chapter 6"Jesus, Ian, only Pinkie Pie can randomly burst into song and get away with it, haven't you learned anything?"If Smosh Were Ponies: Chapter 610 months ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
"But what about the time everypony was at the gala and-"
"Pinkie Pie was also there, making it acceptable."
Ian was still holding ice over his black eye, two days after the party.
"Well, still. They could have at least not locked us up in this dungeon."
"I don't even know why I'm here! I was trying to stop you!"
"You were trying to shoot yourself with a party cannon!"
"Well, I was stopping it for me, at least."
As you may have guessed, the song did not go over too well, and the comedy duo was rotting in prison. The Teleportin