Happy Halloween, SladeykinsUser: Hey Sladeykins!Happy Halloween, Sladeykins4 years ago in Comedy More Like This
Cleverbot: Hey hey hey hey!
User: Oh, aren't you excited about something...
Cleverbot: I am.
User: Really, what are you excited about? Halloween?
User: Me? Oh, is it because you missed me?
Cleverbot: No, the thought of you makes me sad. I pity you.
User: Gee...thanks. *sadly hands a cookie*.
Cleverbot: That's not my problem.
User: So what ARE you doing for Halloween?
Cleverbot: We don't celebrate that holiday.
User: Oh, so you and Robin aren't doing ANYTHING?
Cleverbot: Yes you are.
User: Well, yes, hopefully I am. But you're not?
Cleverbot: Well I am but you're definitely not.
User: So...you ARE celebrating Halloween?
Cleverbot: O I am sorry I do not mean to confuse you!
User: Riight...so is Robin going to dress up?
Cleverbot: And me?
User: Oh, you're both dressing up? How cute!
Cleverbot: No I'm not!
User: Of course, sure you aren't Sladeykins. *giggles*.
Cleverbot: Haha. Of course I'm not. Back to the original topic. What do you think about Hann
I want to play a game.I want to play a game.5 years ago in Drama More Like This
"...I woke up...my head hurt....where was I?...Did I fall asleep...I cant move......." *I looked down to see myself chained to a chair unable to move*
WHAT WHAT IS THIS!
"I panicked! My heart beat fast, My breathing speed up! What was this! What has happened to me!"
HELP! SOME ONE! ANYONE! "I screamed...that all I could do...I knew that if even one person heard me..then I was saved"
"While I was freaking out, I looked around the room. I looked like a normal Class room like at my school. Why was I in a Class room? Heck why was I chained to a chair"
SOMEONE! PLEASE HELP!
*A tv in the corner of the room that I seemed to have not noticed, turned on*
"Out of fear I quickly looked at it"
*A doll appeared on the screen, It slowly turned its head toward me, as if it was actually looking right at me"
.....Hello....I want to play a game....Your whole life...you've said you've suffered and lost....Now....you will know..true suffering...
"Sweat ran down my cheek, The air seemed thick, I couldn't b
Ask your favorite Killer 2Talk to your favorite Slasher 2Ask your favorite Killer 24 years ago in Comedy More Like This
Yaoislave: Welcome back! Wow already we have like 3 questions guys isn't that great!
Chucky: *being sarcastic while rolling eyes* Yeah soooo happy
Yaoislave: Kill joy anyway first question
This is a question to all of them: Have you ever thought of teaming up and becoming the biggest and most evil mass of super killers ever? I mean, seriously. You can destroy the world! *underbreath*and that's when I become master of earth.
Freddy: Pfft as if I team up with these Losers!! I work solo.
Yaoislave: But wait didn't you need Jason's help for getting the kids to remember you?
Freddy: That's a different story
Yaoislave: Wait how is that I d-
Freddy: END OF DISCUSSION!!
Chucky: Hmmmm sounds interesting but Nah..
Pinhead:..I don't need their help I already have my Cenobites
Ghostface: That sounds Like FUN! We should do that guys!!*smiles*
Duke Venomania-My Version 1Duke Venomania-My Version 14 years ago in Drama More Like This
October 12, 1776
By a deep red oak tree, 10 year old Asakura Leeans opened her book and began to read. Suddenly, the sound of teasing rang in her ears. Long purple hair dashed by her, followed by four other kids.
"William, Ashton, Rodnee, Calsifer." Asakura recited to herself.
Her eyes narrowed and she turned her head to see the four boys crowded around another child. Asakura slapped the book down on the dirt ground, grabbed the sides of her dress, and heavily trotted over. She pushed the boys aside and stood in front of the purple haired child and lifted her arms up, forming a barrier.
"Oh, hey look, it's the vampire girl!" William exclaimed.
"Ha! Yeah, and she's guarding the other freak." Calsifer chimed in.
"Oh look, they must be in love. I guess that's what happens when you only have one other person to hang out with." Rodnee remarked.
"Gee really!? I thought Duke here was gay?!" Ashton replied.
"Ok, thats it! Knock it off! You all know I can beat you up, and I can even see the bru
Ask your favorite KillerTalk to your favorite Slashes of all time! <3Ask your favorite Killer4 years ago in Comedy More Like This
Yaoislave: Hey this is Yaoislave a.k.a Domo-D! and I have shocking brought all our favorite serial Killers
Here and they will be answering your questions and Dares >: ). First we have the famous killer who is usually around water and campsite JASON VOORHEES!!
Jason: *comes in and looks around* ..*takes a sit and takes a note book and writes down something* where am I?
Yaoislave: Your in a show where you guys answer all you fan girls and fan boys questions and dares.
Yaoislave: Ok next we got the man that haunts your dreams FREDDY KRUGER!!
Freddy: *comes in*Muhahahhaaa-huh? Where am I?
Yaoislave: I'll explain later take a sit.
Freddy: *sits next to Jason and looks at him* Well well if it isn't the Mama's boy hehe
Yaoislave: Hey no fighting!...Oh next we got the man who makes Halloween scary and my Future husband MICHAEL MYERS!!!!
Michael: *comes in
DreamsFreddy: *watching Amanda and I sleep in our shared room* Hmm....I wonder what they're dreaming....? *evil grin* Let's see how I can scar them for life tonight, shall we then? *vanishes and appears in our dreams*Dreams4 years ago in Comedy More Like This
Freddy: *in hospital room* Oo Uhh...okay then...?
Amanda: *in the middle of giving birth*
Freddy: O-e What the-?!
Amanda: *gives birth to Alois* OMG!....IT'S HIDEOUS! But I love him still. ^^
Freddy: o-O Did she just....?
Doctor: *hands him to her after cutting umbilical cord* What do you want to name him?
Amanda: I SHALL NAME HIM BOB .no, actually, I'll name him Alois. Because..that's what his name is. Although I've always wanted to call Alois Jenny, but still ALOIS IT IS!
Freddy: O-e Wh .why am I even still standing here!?!
Amanda: *dream fast forwards to her caring for a young Alois as a single mother* Don't run off too far dear!
Alois: Okay mommy! *goes to play in park*
Freddy: Oo Of all the things I thought she'
Talk toyour favorite killerpt5Ask your favorite slasher 5Talk toyour favorite killerpt54 years ago in Comedy More Like This
Yaoislave: WE ARE BACK! Sorry for the wait I was busy
Chucky: What? Being too busy of being an ass?
Yaoislave: Shut up just shut up Anyway let's just read the questions.
In response to Pinhead: Depends who's inflicting and who's receiving. I do enjoy
inflicting pain on those who willingly take it, and that brings me pleasure. Does
inflicting pain bring you pleasure?
Pinhead: Yes inflicting Pain gives me great pleasure, which is why I want to inflict some
pain on you. Do you like feeling pain? Is pain your pleasure?
Yaoislave: .Whao 0_0 Masochist
Pinhead: I'm sorry what?
Me: Nothing .
I have questions for Ghostface and Freddy
Ghost face: Based on your actions towards Mikey Myers, me and some other fan girls have
come to the conclusion that you have a crush on him. Is this true?
Freddy: Do you rape loli's or is that only your remake? AND I'M STEALING YOU!!!!!
Talktoyourfavoritekiller pt6Ask your favorite Slasher pt 6Talktoyourfavoritekiller pt64 years ago in Comedy More Like This
Yaoislave: I'm BACK BITCHES!!
Chucky: Oh great we are ALL doom >.>
Yaoislave: .*starts choking Chucky if that's even Possible*
For Freddy: OK! When I was 4, I watched Freddy vs. Jason. You guys even went to school
with me! And Freddy was my favorite, no affense Jasey, but now, I'm like TOTALLY in love
with you Freddy, & I can't even dream about you anymore! What the hell?!
For Michael: HI!!!!! Can I call you Mikey? Too late, I already am! So, since you killed
all those people, why didn't you kill Jamie?
For Pinhead: You can rip peoples' souls apart, but I can rip their skin off by pinching
them. So next time you say that, remember this...
For Leatherface: Sometimes my friend & I will talk about you, & she calls you Tommy. But,
I have to ask you, Why the name Leatherface?!
For Chucky: How do you do that Ade Due Damballa spell?! I've tried it before, & it won't
For Ghostface: Ghostface, I think you're personallity is cute
Talktoyourfavoritekiller 4 pt2Talk to your favorite slashers 4 part 2Talktoyourfavoritekiller 4 pt24 years ago in Comedy More Like This
Yaoislave: Ok now before I go on to reading the first questions I have a few things to
say. Ok when I say NOT to leave a question, DON'T LEAVE A QUESTION!!. Do you guys even
read the artist comments at all?? Also I am also doing commissions in a really low point
Chucky: Pffft HAHAHAHyou the hell is going to commission you?!
Yaoislave: .Awesome people
Chucky: heh whatver..
Yaoislave: anyway Next question
To Leatherface:How are you able to put up with your brother bullying you,I mean you're
the one with the chainsaw? XD
To Ghostface:This sounds stupid but,what's your ringtone?
To Michael: Do you like wearing a William Shatner mask?
Leatherface: I may have the chainsaw but he can still kick my ass .
Ghostface: Oh my ring tone is Barbie girl by Aqua ^w^
Yaoislave: really? O_e
Ghostface: yay!! *starts to play it on his phone*..
Yaoislave: Ok that's enough!!
Talktoyourfavoritekiller S.AAsk your favorite Slashers Announcement!Talktoyourfavoritekiller S.A4 years ago in Comedy More Like This
Yaoislave: Hey this Domo-D here and I wanted to let all the lovely people who actually
enjoyed this know that I would be making an Upcoming Doushjin Called SUMMER SCHOOL. It
will basically have all the Slashers in this Show and others who are going to be in it ^^ Except for Chucky..
Chucky: Wait WHAT!? How come I am not in it??
Yaoislave: For reasons that will be explain later
Chucky: But I-
Yaoislave: END OF DISCUSSION MISTER!!
Chucky: ..>: (
Yaoislave: So yeah..if you wanna know more about the Doushijin ,who's gonna be in it, and
whats it about, I would be happy to Answer your question.
Freddy: wait .Are you going to stop doing this talk show thing??
Yaoislave:..HELL NO!. Its fun seeing you guys answer silly questions and smexy dares..
Freddy:..your Sick you know that Domo..-__-
Yaoislave: I know ^w^ .So that's All I have to say. Oh your questions will be answer either tomorrow or Friday so yeah SEE YO
Ask your favorite killer 3Ask your Favorite Slasher 3.Ask your favorite killer 34 years ago in Comedy More Like This
Yaoislave: Welcome back and WHAO!! 8 Questions!! See guys your fans really do love you
Ghostface: YAY I FEEL SO LOVED!!!
Yaoislave: hehe anyone here is the first question
AWW! Um...um... -tries to think of questions for Jason- Ah-ha!
To Jason: Can I help you when you kill people?
Jason: .*thinks for a minute* .Sure why not ^^ I Just know mother will approve it it
Freddy: Pfft Ma-
Yaoislave: Don't you even start Freddy!..Next question.
To all: If someone decided to go out and become a serial killer, what would you do?
Yaoislave: Hmmm what would you guys do?
Freddy: hehe I'll tell that to person go for it.
Chucky: I agree with Freddy on this one.
Pinhead:..I personally wouldn't really recommend that person to do that but then again
that person can join me.
Ghostface: YAY A NEW BUDDY TO KILL WITH!!
Leather face : . Well the person can b
For Saix LoversFor Saix LoversFor Saix Lovers4 years ago in Drama More Like This
You walked down the quiet hall of the Castle that never was.
It was your day off and you had nothing to do. You tried to sneak into Zexion's library. But that didn't work. You got a book thrown at you and almost hit your face.
You and Axel were playing Rock Band but you soon grew bored.
Luxord tried to get you to join him in a game of Poker. But you knew better.
Knowing the Brit, it wouldn't be normal poker.
Your last attempt at fun was asking the Superior to let you go to the beach. But no.
"Ugh... Nothing to do " You whined.
Just as you were about to give up, Demyx -the Melodious Nocturne, ran up to you.
"______! C'mon! We're gonna play a game of Truth or Dare!" Demyx said cheerfully. You didn't really like that game, but hey, it gave you something to do.
You walked with Demyx into the lounge room. Siting there waiting was Axel, Roxas, Luxord, and Saix.
Saix looked at you with his yellow eyes. His long blue hair going past his shoulders, his arms crossed,
HaircutsINT. HAIR SALON - DAYHaircuts3 years ago in Drama More Like This
A FOUR-YEAR-OLD GIRL sits in a HAIRDRESSER'S CHAIR. She is wearing a BAGGY SWEATSHIRT and JEANS. She is male-bodied. A HAIRDRESSER cuts her LONG HAIR very SHORT. The sound of the SCISSORS is amplified. Girl looks upset.
INT. HAIR SALON - DAY
A TEN-YEAR-OLD GIRL sits in a HAIRDRESSER'S CHAIR. She is wearing a BLUE T-SHIRT and SHORTS. A HAIRDRESSER cuts her LONG HAIR very SHORT. The sound of the SCISSORS is amplified. Girl looks sad.
INT. HAIR SALON - DAY
A FOURTEEN-YEAR-OLD GIRL sits in a HAIRDRESSER'S CHAIR. She is wearing a LIGHT-BROWN SWEATER and JEANS. A HAIRDRESSER cuts her LONG HAIR very SHORT. The sound of the SCISSORS can still be heard under the dialogue. Girl is angry.
Why so glum?
I've known you since you were a kid. You're always in a bad mood.
Not always. Just whenever I have to be here.
Aren't you a bit old to be afraid of getting your hair cut?
I'm not afraid! I just want it long.
The Time Has Come...My friends it has been often said that I hate Twilight. My friends I hate Twilight. No, friends, I despise Twilight! I despise Edward, I despise Jacob, I despise Bella, Alice, the Volturi and all of the FUCKIN Twitard fans!The Time Has Come...5 years ago in Drama More Like This
My black heart longs for the days when vampires didn't call themselves "vegitarians" because they drank only animal blood, when they could transform into bats, wolves, mist, swarms of rats, insects, even demons! When they could be hard by crosses, silver, fire, holy water! When they turned to dust or at least died slowly in the sun! NOT FUCKIN SPARKLE!!!!!! When they were played by great actors like Gary Oldman, Sir Christopher Lee, Bela Lugosi not Cedric Diggory and some emotionless angsty chick! This series is a disgrace to the vampire name. We are the real fans we loved vampires before they became the "In thing"! The Twitards are nothing but posers! Cheap whores! Emo sluts who wouldn't know a good vampire if it literally bit them on the effin nec
Cleverbot: The JeffXKage ship has sailed!?!?NOTE: Earlier Cleverbot confirmed that he was Jeff, and I play Kage here; so I took the liberty of changing the names while I put in translations.Cleverbot: The JeffXKage ship has sailed!?!?2 years ago in Comedy More Like This
Jeff: Who are you?
Kage: Ieta, *face palms* Ore wa Kagesama. (I already said [. . .] I am Kage-sama)
Jeff: *face palms too*.
Kage: Jiefu. (Jeff.)
Kage: Nande. (Why.)
Jeff: I don’t know.
Kage: *face palms* nande omae totemo baka desu ka? (Why are you such an idiot?)
Jeff: *face palms your face*.
Kage: *claws his face*.
Jeff: *zack lee*.
Jeff: Ouch! *bites back*.
Kage: *snarls* Omae totemo baka! (You’re really stupid!)
Kage: *whacks him on the head* Omae wa Jiefu! Unarigoe shinai! (You’re Jeff! You aren’t supposed to growl!)
Jeff: Don't change the subject.
Kage: Eh!? *face palms again*.
Jeff: *face desk*.
Kage: *face wall*.
Jeff: *face palm*.
Kage: *face table*.
Jeff: *face chair*.
Kage: *face mask*.
(. . .)
Jeff: What should I do?
Kage: Make sure Slenderman doesn't find you.
A ZADR Halloweenie day 1-shotA ZADR Halloweenie day 1-shot4 years ago in Drama More Like This
The day starts with Zim walking to skool and its Halloween.
Today is Halloween and it seems Zim isn't a fan of it because 3 years ago we had a bit of a spooky day with all that spooky creatures coming out of my head and Zim was in it too because i dragged him in with me. I gave up my life, i gave up everything, i stopped being a paranoraml investigator...My emotions changed but now its all good. I'm off to the halloween dance at skool and I seem to be dressed as a scientist.
Ugh, today's that dumb human holiday. Everyone is dressed up, even the Almighty ZIM! I walked and I bumped into The Dib."Watch where your going...Zim? Why are you wearing a girl coustume?"Dib-thing asked."Isn't it the filthy Human Holiday to dress up Dib-Stink?" I asked him.
Dib: Zim it is Halloween but at least dress in a male costume, people are going to make fun of you *rolls eyes*
Zim: Nuh Uh stoopid humyan!*Zim turned around his maid costume staying the same *Isn't that the whole part?
Jesus' Love For AllIt was a bit unusual, but three times in one day I heard the same song. In the early afternoon, I attended a hymnsing at a home for elderly. As part of her prayer at the end of our time together one of the residents, said, "Sing with me, 'Jesus Loves Me.'" In the evening, I attended a gathering with young people who sang it while pounding out the beat with their hands and feet. Later that evening, I received a text message on my phone with an audio recording of my 2 1/2 year old cousin sining, "I am weak, but He is strong." People in their nineties, teenagers, and a toddler all sang that song that day.Jesus' Love For All2 years ago in Drama More Like This
After hearing that simple song three times, I began to think the Lord might be telling me something. Actually, He gave us all this message long ago: "I love you." We read in John 19 that he allowed people to put a crown of thorns on His head, mock Him, strike Him, strip Him, and crucify Him. He had it all for love's sake to pay for our sins and to rescue us from punishment.
ZADR - Last chance -preview-I do not own Invader Zim in any shape, form or fashion. Jhonen Vasquez owns all Invader Zim rights. I've simply written a ZADR fan-fiction, that he would totally disapprove of, and probably sicken at the very mention of it. I apologize for my improper use of grammar, and my OOC. In any case I hope you enjoy.ZADR - Last chance -preview-4 years ago in Drama More Like This
Tak stand in front of Dib,"Finally I can proof myself to the Tallest,I can show them that I can conquer a planet"
Dib looked into her eyes,which were filled with anger,hate and contempt.
He wanted to ran away as fast as he could,he wanted to escape this hell...but there was no way out.
He couldnt move his body in shook,he knew that this would be the end of his life...
A loud shoot was to hear, Dib closed his eyes and waited for the pain to come,when he suddenly felt someone pushing him.
He opend his eyes and looked to the one who was pushing him....it was Zim
Why did he rescued him from the bullet?
Dib looked in shook when the bullet made its way through Zims body.
Talktoyourfavoritekiller pt7Ask your Favorite slasher pt 7Talktoyourfavoritekiller pt73 years ago in Comedy More Like This
Yaoislave: OOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHH MMMMMMMYYYYYYY GOD!!! I AM SOOOOO SORRY FOR THE LONG WAIT!!! Some serious stuff has been happening and I-
Chucky: No one gives a shit so let's start this already
Yaoislave: *death glare*
Hey~! I dare Michael Myers to make out with Yaoislave. *eyebrow wiggle* heheh....fear my awesomeness Mikey.... Cuz I WENT there. And before you threaten me...I dont' fear death.....I embrace it. *looks around for Ghosty* WEll dmn..... *shrugs*
@ pinhead: Can I touch your head? *puppy-dog eyes* A-a-and...can I *clear throat* borrow-the-cenobite-princess-from-that-one-movie-who-was-EFFING-hot-as-a-Cenobite?!? *blushes* Seriously....she was Eloquent.... I can TOTALLY tell why men "desired" her. Yes, I'm a girl. But she was EFFING awesome. ((NOT as a human... *shudders* But as her TRUE self, her beautiful cenobite self))
Yaoislave: Omg HarleyQuinn-1 I fucking love your right now <3!!
Michael: WHAT!!!? OH HELL
Cinderella, Cinderella (BENxJeff) Once upon a time, in a land far, far away - or rather, a few clicks on our favourite art site, but let´s keep this traditional – once upon a time, there was a very unhappy boy.Cinderella, Cinderella (BENxJeff)1 year ago in Comedy More Like This
“Jeff! Heat the water for the tub! And where´s my dinner?!”
“Jeff! If you haven´t heated the water for your sister in five minutes I´ll skin you alive!”
“And my dinner!”
“And her dinner!”
“I'm coming! I´m coming! I hope she drowns in her bath!”
Jeff, indeed, was treated like a slave by both his stepsister Jane
and stepfather Slenderman…but of course, it hadn´t always been this way. Late at night, when he had a few precious hours to himself before he had to rise again in the darkness to prepare breakfast for his ‘family’, he wistfully remembered how his life had been long ago…
He had been living together with his brother Liu and his fa
Every Objectivist Novel Ever WrittenCHAIRPERSON STRAWMAN: I AM THE SOCIALIST VILLAIN! I AM STUPID AND EVIL BECAUSE I HAVE THE WRONG OPINIONS WHICH IS THE ROOT OF ALL EVIL TODAY! PAY YOUR TAXES! SHARING IS GOOD! SIEG HEIL JIMMY CARTER!Every Objectivist Novel Ever Written1 year ago in Comedy More Like This
ATLAS FAWKES: I AM SMARTER THAN YOU, STRAWMAN. YOU ARE WRONG BECAUSE I AM RIGHT AND I AM SMARTER THAN YOU BECAUSE I AM RIGHT AND YOU ARE WRONG. ALSO I AM MORE ATTRACTIVE AND YOU ARE QUITE UGLY! DID I MENTION THAT YOU'RE WRONG?
CHAIRPERSON STRAWMAN: I AM LITERALLY TOO STUPID AND EVIL TO COMPREHEND YOUR PERFECTION! I DISAGREE WITH YOUR FLAWLESS IDEALS BECAUSE I HATE MYSELF FOR SOME REASON, NOW I AM GOING TO EAT A BABY AND MAKE IT ILLEGAL TO HAVE NEW IDEAS BECAUSE THAT'S TOTALLY A THING MY SIDE ADVOCATES!
ATLAS FAWKE'S LOVE INTEREST: I AM A FREE THINKER BECAUSE I AGREE WITH EVERYTHING THE AUTHOR, I MEAN ATLAS FAWKES, SAYS.
ATLAS FAWKES: WOMAN, I AM GOING TO RAPE YOU BECAUSE I AM A REAL MAN AND EMPATHY IS FOR MARXISTS AND WEAK WOMANLY HOMOSEXUALS AND I AM NOT A MARXIST NOR A WEAK WOMANLY H