Do I really have to spell this out?
This stamp is satire.
If you do not understand what satire is, click here.
Spoiler alert: Demons aren't real.
"This stamp can talk to demons
" if you favorite it!
I am serious. This stamp - it is NOT a toy. It doesn't matter if "8manderz8" made it. It doesn't matter WHO made it, or what the intended purpose was ("just a "fun" stamp").
No seriously. This stamp is REAL. Anybody who has ever been in a Sťance, and has tried to deliberately contact the spiritual world can and maybe
WILL contact it through favoriting this stamp. This stamp just sets up the right atmosphere for it, too. It makes it a possibility for spirits to communicate.
I can tell you this as a serious warning from an ex-Christian- This stamp is NOT a toy, it is indeed capable of contacting the spiritual world if you favorite it. And, I can guarantee (though without proof)
, it's a Satanic form of contact too - not a Biblical one. Thus, you are likely to communicate with a demon. Or =8manderz8
And yes, demons ARE real (believe me!). A demon is a spiritual entity, that serves Satan or acts as a malicious force in the world - a spirit of the Devil, an evil supernatural being. An angel of Satan. Not all spirits are spirits of the Light, or good spirits. Many, are very very malevolent indeed, and these spirits are the spirits behind this stamp. (TRUST ME.)
"But I've favorited stamps like this before, and nothing happened. It's all a load of rubbish."Believe me
, atheist, Satan LOVES your skepticism and rejection of the supernatural. Have you ever heard the saying:"The greatest trick that power-hungry religious leaders ever pulled was convincing Christians that board games are evil"?
It's by Amanda Wykes.
Atheist/skeptic, listen to me - IF you're that skeptical to the spiritual, then you are not going to take this stamp seriously. And guess what? Satan and demons are NOT going to appear. Do you know why? Because then you would no longer be atheists and spiritual skeptics would you? As long as extremely vocal Christians can keep their followers under the thumb of fear, so long as they can keep their flocks scared of the boogey man in the closet, of course nothing will happen if you favorite this stamp.
No, but I am being deadly serious
- demons ARE real.
Not all spiritual beings are good or Holy. And they are not to be messed around with. Please see these stamps:
Can't you see? These stamps totally prove that my position is true. These stamps are infallible proof that demons are real, that they are NOT cool, and now this stamp of mine proves that favoriting this stamp can and WILL communicate with those totally uncool, completely without a doubt 100% REAL demons (that can only be communicated with by Christians, obviously!)
(Yes, children, demonic spirits are NOT "cool" or "funny." If you ever encounter an unholy spirit, I will give you the number for the local psychiatric hospital. I will give you the number for the local psychiatric hospital TO NO END.)
I will not go into any personal experiences myself (because I can't back them up with any proof, but I'm just going to claim that it's too personal so that I sound a bit more mysterious and believable). But there are millions of people who have encountered spirits, both good and evil. They are not of this physical world, so do not think you know them (also because they're make-believe, but shh!).
There are many, many testimonies of spirits and demons. There are also many, many testimonies of men catching fish bigger than they are, but why would anybody lie about anything? Everybody ALWAYS tells the truth. ALWAYS.
The Devil may try to make it look "cool" but it really isn't. NEVER mess around with favoriting this stamp
. The only spirit that you should allow to come into you is the Holy Spirit. I mean, I let him come into me the last time we were sleeping together, and even though I haven't heard from him since I told him I was pregnant, I've still got faith that he will be there for me in the end.
If you are a brother or sister in Christ and you have favorited this stamp, ask GOD to forgive you for succumbing to the in-your-face attitude that most of =8manderz8
's stamps have, but do not purge your favorites folders of these stamps - God told me that it's not his plan for you to un-favorite those stamps, TRUST ME
Inspired by the following stamp and its description:
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I figured I should add some stamps that are relevant to the situation.
I'll add a comment that was very interesting. It's by ~LordlyCaliber, and was posted on the original stamp here. Check it out and give the guy a llama, because he definitely has a way with words:
"I know a lot of people just sort of mock this whole thing, but I'd like to take a different approach and play devil's advocate with those of you that believe in this Ouija board.
If you do believe that demons do exist don't you agree that they're powerful enough that they aren't dependant on a piece of painted wood and a magnifying glass in order to do what they want? After all tons of anecdotes talk of possessions and demonic influence without the use of a Ouija board, not to mention there are clearly enough people that don't get influenced by the board that it still exists as a "harmless children's board game". Besides even if the Ouija board does lead you to actual Satanism and possession it's okay because God and Jesus Christ will appear in the nick of time to stop you from killing yourself, right? And that a single prayer from a single person can drive demons out, so they really aren't that big a deal right? I'm asking because clearly the video you posted as anecdotal evidence shows that that will happen, so what is there to even be afraid of?
On the other hand, if you want to argue that a demon or a possession can lead to someone tragically dying or committing horrible acts, then you'd have to agree that either a demon is capable of claiming a soul against God's will or you have to admit that God didn't care enough about those people to save them. It's either that or the man's story is false and thus worthless.
To go a step further, if you are willing to admit that Ouija boards won't work against skeptics then aren't you doing the devil's work by trying so hard to convince us that they work at all? After all if everyone was skeptical of them then no one would be affected by them, so wouldn't it be better to work instead towards denouncing the "power" the Ouija board has?
You're free to believe in demons if you want to, just remember that if you're trying to argue that demons can turn you away from God then either God isn't powerful enough to save everyone or he isn't benevolent enough to save them. Food for thought."
Feel free to join in on the conversation if you want.
edit: Nevermind. Asked for testable evidence, was presented with none. Comments have sadly been disabled on that stamp since. I guess the world will have to wait for that undeniable, absolutely testable proof that demons exist.